#ahahaha i'm about to make so many people mad at me oh well
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Polite request for Tumblr users to stop referring to Safe for Work content/blogs as "age regression."
Consuming porn is not an integral facet of adulthood. Reading kink fics is not an indicator of maturity. Obsessing over all things sexual is not a requirement for being grown-up. It's not childish to feel uncomfortable when someone brings these things up. It's not immature to want to avoid certain kinds of content on the internet. Whether you intend it or not, the term "regression" generally sends the message that anyone who doesn't want to consume sexual media is somehow "lesser" than those who do.
SFW has nothing to do with reliving the whimsy and innocence of childhood. It's about avoiding certain topics that many people just don't feel comfortable discussing in public or consuming media for. Implying that having these kinds of personal barriers is childish sounds hella predatory to me, though I'm sure that's not the intent behind the term.
TL;DR: calling SFW content "age regression" makes it sound like having sex/consuming sexual content is a mandatory requirement for being seen as an adult, and I shouldn't have to explain how weird and messed up of an idea that is.
#niki gets spicy#sfw#age regression#ahahaha i'm about to make so many people mad at me oh well#listen we all gotta have that one weird little thing that triggers us#this one's mine
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Our YouTuber
Genre: Poly!Au; YouTuber!Au; Soulmate!Au; Fluff
Pairing: OT7 x Female!YouTuber!Reader
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I'm Y/N at this moment I'm preparing my camera to start my new video today, I'm a well known YouTuber, I do a lot of things but I mostly do kpop reactions because I'm a big fan especially from BTS that's why I moved in to Korea.
"Hello my friends! Today I'm doing try not to laugh challenge BTS version! I know! I know! You guys know me...I'm gonna laugh the first second of the video! But first there's something I have to tell you guys! I'M GOING TO BTS FAN MEETING TOMORROW! I KNOW! I'M SO EXCITED! I don't know if I can blog there but I'm gonna try!" I say to the camera starting the video and I continue the video trying not to laugh at them.
Finishing the video I start editing it and publish it, so I write on Twitter to my beloved follows about the new video when I got a notification.
"OMG!" I scream when I see that BTS answer my tweet. "Can't wait to see your new video!"
They wrote and I stay there looking at my phone frozen.
I unfroze myself and I start preparing everything for tomorrow, excited to finally meet them.
*Next day*
I woke up early and get ready to leave for the fan meeting. I enter the cab and took out my blog camera. "Hi guys! At this moment I'm in the cab going to the fan meet! Haaaa! I'm so excited! I'll film more when I'm inside." I say to the camera then turn it off when I arrive to the place. "Thank you!" I say to the driver, I payed him and got out of the car running to the line that was already form.
"Omg! It's Y/N! She's really here." "Omg! Isn't that Y/N?" "She's here! Who do you think is her bias!" I hear everyone while they look at me and I smile to some of them who smile me back, I'm used to this since I got success on YouTube everyone kind of knows who you are.
"Hi! I'm a big fan!" Some fans say coming to me. "Hi! Thank you!" I say and took some photos with me and give autographs. "Who is your bias?" One asks. "All of them! It's hard to choose!" I say and we all laugh.
Some hours pass and I'm talking to my blog again. "I'm almost entering guys! This is so exciting! I'm gonna see them! There's so many people here and some fans. I'm watching you guys! Oh! The doors opening here we go!" I say entering and see the table were they gonna be.
We all enter and wait for a few minutes when everyone starts screaming and BTS come out and starts seating and waving while I film them for the blog.
"BTS!" I scream and somehow they hear me and look at me with my camera, they recognise me and wave at me smiling.
"It's almost my time!" I say to the camera and some minutes later I'm standing in front of Namjoon. "Hi! I'm Y/N!" I say. "I know! I'm a big fan!" He says to me showing his dimples making me almost faint. We talk a little and I give him my album to sign. "Oh you have a tattoo?" He asks looking at my arm. "Well is not exactly a tattoo is just appear one day. It's just some numbers." I say to him. "Oh! So interesting..." He says quietly still looking at my arm and I look at him scared that he thought I was weird. After a while I went to the next, Jin.
"Hello Miss YouTuber!" Jin says smiling at me. "Hello Worldwide Handsome!" I say to him laughing. "Beautiful right!" He says trying to flip his hair. "Almost beautiful as you!" He said winking to me making me blush, embarrassed. "Thank you!" I said and I give him the album to sign and I notice Namjoon saying something to his ear and Jin looks at my arm then at me shock. "Everything already?" I ask worried. "Yes! Don't worry! It was nice to meet you!" Jin says smiling but still a little shock.
I go to the next one and I see a gummy smile towards me, Yoongi.
"Hi!" I say getting in front of him. "Hi! Having a good time?" He asks. "Of course!" I say winking at him joking. "Ahahaha. I'm a fan of your videos. Thank you for your opinions it help me a lot." He says making me shock. "Your welcome! Everything I say was all true!" I say, and he smiles again at me and signs the album and I unfortunately have to pass to the next, Jhope but I still notice when Jin says something to Yoongi and he too looks shock at me, is something wrong with me.
"Hello my sunshine!" I say making Jhope smile big happy. "HI! I'm a big fan! Was everything already here because you know.... Your famous too!" He says whispering the last part getting closer to my face. "Thank you! I'm your biggest fan too! And yes everything was alright!" I say to him. "Good!" He says and we start talking a little then he too signs the album and I go to the next one, Jimin.
"Hello! I'm a big fan!" Jimin says in his broken English. "Hi! I'm your fan too!" I say in Korean and he stays there shock then he gets embarrassed, looking so cute.
"Your so cute!" I say. "Thank you!" He says shy hiding behind his hands then he takes my hands and we talk a little. He signs my album and I go to the next one and again they start whispering to Jimin, ignoring it again I go to Taehyung.
"HI! OMG IT'S YOU!" He says really excited. "And it's you!" I say laughing and we start talking and laughing and talking about Yeontan, then I got rushed by the security so Taehyung sign my album quickly and I go to Jungkook again expecting them to whisper to Taehyung and they did.
"Hi!" I say to Jungkook. "Hi! I love how you edit your videos!" He says to me doing the famous bunny smile. "Me? Your edits are the best!" I say and he says thank you shy. "So who's your bias?" He asks me curious. "All of you! It's hard to choice!" I say not noticing all of them smirking listening to my response. Again the security rush me and Jungkook signs the album.
"Bye!" I say and he waves goodbye.
I was leaving when a security man comes to me.
"Are you Y/N?" He asks. "Yes that's me!" "Could you come with me please." He says and without a choice I follow him and we go backstage and start what it seems BTS room. "Please wait here." He says and leaves.
I sit in one of the couches, I took my blog camera while I wait and start talking about the meeting with the boys. "And that was the fan meeting! They are amazing! But when I was leaving a security man came to me and now I'm a room waiting for something!" I say to the camera when suddenly the door opens and BTS enters and I get up surprised.
"Hi!" Namjoon says while everyone wave smiling. "Hi!" I say shock. "I think it's better tell now then wait." Jin says and get confuse. "What's going one?" "You know the number you have on your arm?" Yoongi asks. "It's today's date." Jhope says. "We have too." Jimin says. "Your our soulmate!" Taehyung and Jungkook says the same time.
"I'M YOUR SOULMATE!" I scream happy and in shock. "I know it's a lot to take in and...." Namjoon starts. "I knew it! That's why I couldn't choose one! And that's why you guys whisper all the meeting! That makes a lot of sense" I say happy. "Your not mad?" Jimin asks. "Of course not! I couldn't ask for better soulmates!" I say. And that they we got to know each other and the next days and the next. I never expected me an YouTuber would be BTS soulmates.
Note: Sorry is not my best! 😢 There's gonna be a part 2! @kpopgirlbtssvt
#bts#kpop#bts reaction#bts reactions#bangtan boys reactions#bangtan boys#bangtan#bts imagine#bts imagines#poly ot7#poly bts ot7#poly bts#seokjin#jin#yoongi#suga#hoseok#jhope#namjoon#rm#jimin#taehyung#v#jungkook#our youtuber#bts meme#bts memes
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They fuckin' Yandere Simulator Osana Najimi Unique Elimination'd him.
I remember literally having this conversation with my boss LOL. He told me his strategy for dealing with his own (overbearing) boss. And I told him he was super smart for that. And he was surprised I thought he was smart.
NO FUCKIN WAY AHAHAHA I MEMED ON THE DIABOLIK LOVERS ANIME SO HARD FOR THAT ONE GUY BEING UNABLE TO UNBUTTON HIS SHIRT (which I did not realize at the time was more likely than not a pretext for hot vampire sex. which did happen but afterwards he just kind of cried in bed for six hours)
[cg meant to tantalize players who love men] wow rosa has a really pretty shirt
the murder itself is a very murder mystery video game type of case.
yeah this murder is weird. sounds like someone is being framed. It's possible that when the suitcases were taken back to the apartment by Jade, it was actually someone else,with suitcases containing two dead bodies.
the suspect is like, really not happy for some reason. I cannot suspect why.
okay so he was hiding or lying about a few things. First, he did have suitcases that were thought to have transported the two corpses, but those were for debtors, and were filled with cash. Second, he has no idea how his fingerprints and DNA got on some of the related items, nor how the drugs were checked out. Third, his relationships with the family were very complicated.
Oh god damn it. Argall really is "50f, refuses to get therapy" and not in the fun way. She was using her daughter to get company shares, looks like.
I'm confused, but I think we're now doing a 3D investigation of the victims' apartment, which looks exactly like my parents' first apartment but flipped.
Maybe these suitcases were used to carry the victims' bodies. Instead of the other two that Choi apparently had on him. The blood is quite the hint.
Hello random NPC! Who is just a white silhouette because their identity is ultimately unimportant! It seems you have crucial evidence!
Right, there's more team tactics going on surrounding this whole deal. While Art Bro and Imposter Girl are solving this murder case to eventually find where NXX is produced, Bossman's finding information about the dead Heirson employee and the circumstances surrounding his murder. While Sherlock Expy is interviewing other people amassing evidence against Heirson. And Resident Mad Psychologist is holding down the fort at home.
Meeting Irene~ HELLO MA'AM YOU LOOK LIKE A DND CLERIC LVL 10 *SWEATS* YOUR FASHION SENSE MA'AM
there is nothing more on brand for PJ than pointing and smiling at NPC character designs only
Now this may strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should seek therapy.
Uhhhhhh so she's acting innocent but is really quite sus. And so are her movements, according to a reporter.
goofy music while I get my art bro friend to dig up a corpse
Rosa has so many "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit" moments with Marius but she's finally getting her due compensation. Dig that hole boyyyyyy
Okay I was about to say "there were two murders, so it's possible we have the victims and their killers mixed up" and then Artem calls and says "Choi killed Bloodworth". What a Kane Bullard scenario!
I feel like they're abnormally calm about the "our client is not guilty of this murder because he actually killed another guy during the time of death window" thing. Like, if this were Ace Attorney, there would be two minutes of "WHAAAAAAAAAT?" and "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" I don't think that twist, strictly speaking, has ever been done. Well, it has, except there was only one actual murder. Kane Bullard.
Keep up these shenanigans with Rosa and her art friend they're so funny. They're reenacting a murder now.
Okay. So according to the reenactments, it doesn't make sense that whoever visited the Burkes the night they were killed was Choi. First, Choi was not friendly with them. Second, the murderer moved them to the floor, indicating they were too short to kill them on the counter. Unfortunately there’s a lack of funny.
Abyss, the bar from the second case (?) is back, and not as cool as it was depicted in the second case, I think. I'm pretty sure that Abyss looked more like something you would find in Vegas in the 70s. The bar owner is shady af.
Uhhhhhh I'm confused. So basically they're paying debts, or forestalling them, with secrets. Irene paid one off a few days ago.
Yesssss, games of chance. Didn't Vyn pull one in this same bar in the second case? It got everyone pogging.
Rosa leaning over the counter making the owo face while Art Bro and shady bar guy play their little dice game.
THE PSYCHOLOGIST! HE REMEMBERS!!!
TVTropes Asshole Victim page, I guess.
Now this may strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should seek therapy. Except for Edwin he should die.
I really do like it when we get really sweet 1-on-1 moments with characters who then proceed to talk about their own minds and hearts. Irene may be a killer but she's cool.
SOLID SNAKE TIME BABY
[cg of marius and rosa hiding under a table like they're solid snaking] man I love how she just carries her little handbag around like that she's so cute.
stop talking you're in a stealth game
he found you because neither of you can shut up ffs
something something police
trauma bonding with my art bro ceo friend because apparently the victim has a LOT of csa videos depicting someone we know and that’s fucked up
Caroline: What did you want to tell me?
Rosa: Jun Choi is innocent of killing Edwin and Jane Burke. We know that for sure.
Caroline: Oh, that's wonderful!
Marius: His alibi was killing another guy.
Caroline: o.O
God fucking damn. Irene's story is so painful. And her VA does a great job portraying her pain. This game has fantastic witnesses and murderers sometimes- this is one of them.
I was literally like "seems like a big oversight to not put serial numbers on both pieces of a two-piece hammer" and guess what
it’s time for ace attorney trials but worse. (man i really hope the next game has a female prosecutor. athena deserves a prosecutor girlfriend)
it’s really a massive shame that a lot of these characters who abuse children are already dead before we can kick their asses in court tbh
*watching rosa dodge the statement that irene’s fingerprint was found on the 2-piece hammer’s head, instead trying to be dramatic about it to bait irene into confessing* is this legal
That’s really sweet. This is the first harsh deception Rosa has pulled, and it’s totally against how I understand her as a character. So the first thing she does after she wins is go apologize to Irene and explain her actions. Plus explain a few other things about the case that Irene didn’t know (like how Jade was also a victim) and explains that many other parties will be working to get justice for the victims (op presses x to doubt). Honestly, that final bit rings hollow after watching the episode of YGO VRAINS where Zaizen says he’ll expose the Hanoi Project himself and asks Playmaker to stop trying to get revenge. And also Lost Judgement, where Yagami, the lawyer who deals with things legally, and Kuwana, the mercenary who tries to get justice the law won’t dish out, battle and it’s not super clear who’s right and who’s wrong, or if there’s a gray area. Frankly, the law has never saved everyone. This game isn’t very strong on that.
It’s friend group time! Right, someone named “Lowe Lear” turned up (probably a pun on “low lying”). I don’t remember where his name turned up before but I never wrote it down. (Game reminds us that they were involved in the transfer and handling of NXX according to Choi. Thanks, game.) Turns out they were also a doctor working with NXX test subjects and also most likely responsible for the contamination and deaths of certain Heirson employees. (Does that make him the weird old scientist guy who keeps showing up? Possibly... we still don’t know his name.)
The entire friend group wants Rosa’s help for their individual investigations. Literally everyone. Rosa’s like “we need more friends in the friend group istg”
End of chapter 7. That was definitely an expository chapter for the wider plot, though it did introduce a good mystery and good characters.
Hey. Guess what game I'm going to be livetweeting again. I'll give you a hint, I'll be making FFXIV jokes the whole time.
... tears of themis main story chapter 7
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