#again i just think it'd be infinitely more interesting if—minus the chains and the tubes in his body—he was just born as an elf centaur

[tuxxydo]

i think what's interesting about thissy's answer to "how did you become.... what you are now?" is you would think his answer would be toward "how did you become [a weird flesh centaur?]" instead of toward "how did you become [a raging alcoholic?]" but his answer is geared towards the latter instead of the former—implying that he very well might of just been born as a flesh centaur creature.