#admin Tyg

[askmpdsecondunit]

Tyg! It's already September and you know what that means! It will be Halloween soon! And that means hundreds of sexy cop costumes! Shouldn't there be a guideline for people dressing up as cops to not negatively influence the image of the PD? Or even better, shouldn't the guys dress up more sexily to set the right example?

Tyg: Oh… This was sitting at the bottom of the pile of files while I was out XD.  Sexy Cop costumes huh? Hmm…..

Congratulations, @hifftn, you successfully triggered her inner perv.

Tyg: Hey! I am not! I’m trying to come up with the proper P.R. Answer!

Wow… Tyg’s a total perv…

Tyg: What! You too, Eiki?

[otomehostclub]

OHC Brief Announcement

Hello everyone,

Admin Tyg here. On behalf of the OHC team, I wish to apologize for the unplanned hiatus from all of us. We are all human and thus have our own Real Life issues to handle. Seems that all of us have had something that kept us from offering help to others. None of us wish to offer half-assed support or be superficial in our answers.

I just wanted to hop on here to reassure everyone that no matter how bleak life is, suicide is not the best way to go. There are those willing to listen, to offer advice, a shoulder to cry on, etc.  It may not be your immediate family or your circle of friends. It can be some random stranger. It can be us here at OHC. 

We have links on our sidebar for crisis counseling services.  Below are two of the links. Please, you are not alone, there is a lot more to look forward to in life, it’s just heavily obscured by the black gunk of depression, anxiety and stress. I speak from first hand experience, having coped with clinical depression and anxiety for months before others around me coaxed me into seeking help. 

Suicide.org - Suicide prevention, awareness and support - national and international 

I’m Alive - Online crisis intervention

We at OHC will be doing our best to set aside some time to handle the asks that had come in during our unplanned hiatus and we hope we are still able to offer help despite the extremely long delay in response.

~Admin Tyg

[hotel-libra-sincera]

Not an ask. I truly hope you're doing well and the problems with your health will be over soon

Hi Anon,

Thanks so much for the ask. Health problems have been on and off again. I haven’t even gotten to finish Humphrey’s route and I see I’m behind….very behind Orz.

I do have a lot of asks in draft to catch up on and for the time being unofficially close the askbox until I catch up. :)

[askmpdsecondunit]

Hey, Nomura. In some old fairy tales the kiss of a fair maiden can break curses -turns to Tennoji- Don't you dare point out that I'm NOT fair maiden material! I'm blonde, that should suffice. So, Nomura, wanna give it a try?

Well... it can’t me mouth to mouth or I’d suffocate. But I’m willing to try anything at this point

What? Me? I am an angel of angelness here

Tyg: That is not even a word, Tennoji

[askmpdsecondunit]

*shrugs shoulders and picks up Nomura, bringing him up to eye level and kissed his cheek* Would that work?

Nope...

Tyg: I think we should get Otome

Woah! Nomura totally dove into my desk drawer!

[askmpdsecondunit]

Happy Halloween! *slides fancy coffee towards Tyg* Soooo... who can I ask for a treat?

Tyg: Right now? *scrunches face* 1st unit…. until these guys get back to normal. I wonder if Dr. Himuro can do something *gladly accepts coffee*

Let’s not. He will most likely want to stomp on me

Honestly this is beyond medical science.

[askmpdsecondunit]

Happy Halloween! Nomura, trick or treat! (Don't worry, there's no wrong answer *winks*)

Well.... I can only say that we are all tricks right now? Until this wears off.

Tyg: That came out sounding wrong, Nomura...

The treat will have to be at a later time, obviously.

Tyg: Covering all the bases I see

[askmpdsecondunit]

Soooo... if, purely hypothetically speaking of course, I got a speeding ticket and tried to flirt myself out of it but the officer was less than pleased... could anyone of you get me out of this? I mean, I wasn't even that fast and the speed limit sign was covered by a tree branch and... uhm... yeah. Can you? *slides fancy coffee over*

Nope.

I most certainly hope this is a hypothetical situation, @hifftn .

Tyg: Hanai c’mon...

I don’t think you can flirt your way outta this one. On the real, we can’t break the law for anyone.

Tyg: *indescribable facial expressions*

[askmpdsecondunit]

Hey, uh... is Nomura here? I might or might not have forgotten my panties - in his car. I'd like to have them back, please. They won't fit him anyway... so if you see him, tell him to call me, will you? Thanks.

Tyg: *goes to get coffee* Oh, Nomura, this is for you

Oh hey Tyg... what’s this? *reads*

...oh.. excuse me. I must make a phone call

[askmpdsecondunit]

TYG! I’m back and I brought some homemade cinnamon rolls for everyone! How have you guys been? And I completed my paperwork! No need to thank me!

Tyg: Hey, @voltagefan-ficwriter19​

Yess! It’s like you read my mind, I was thinking about getting something sweet for a snack.

Gotta say thanks anyway, it’s only polite. We’ve been here all this time working away and keeping citizens safe

[askmpdsecondunit]

Tyyyyyyyg! So good that you are back, I might be in trouble and need some advice! I got tired of waiting for Hiroshi to finally ask me out and might have started flirting with Nomura more. You think Hiroshi will be mad when I go on a date with Nomura?

@hifftn, you wanted to go on a stake out with me? It’s pretty boring work….I don’t see why I would get mad if you wanted to work with Nomura…

Tyg: um.

…What?

Tyg: Read it again.

…. 

Tyg: I see some things haven’t changed in my absence

[askmpdsecondunit]

I forget to ask! Why is Eiki nicknamed the "Technician"?

Whaaaa??? Why???

…..

Tyg: *happens to step into 2nd Unit with a canned coffee…stops and backs up, closing the door*

[askmpdsecondunit]

Guys, it's too hot outside to even flirt. Here, I brought you some ice cream. Tyg, have some, too. Coffee flavored...

Tyg: Coffee ice cream! awesome! Thanks so much!

Terrible idea. She’ll be too hyper to do work

Tyg: Ignoring you, Asano..

Hells yeah! Coffee ice cream is a good change from drinking coffee yo. Thanks, @hifftn

[askmpdsecondunit]

Guys, make sure you treat and take care of Tyg well #protecttygsquad

Of course I will, with my bo…

Tyg: Don’t even go there, Kyobashi

I am sure that crosses into several lines of sexual harassment, you know.

[askmpdsecondunit]

Not a problem. I've had my fair share of their sort. *steps in to place the treats on a table* Oh to the joys of a large family. *looks at Tyg* Glad you're doing well, Tyg. Heard through the grape vine, a lot of people missed you around here. ~Ava

Yutaka, don’t go hogging the entire thing. It’s for all of us

Hey! You snooze you lose! *goes back to looking through the basket*

Everyone gets along great here. And yes, 2nd Unit isn’t the same without Tyg’s PR work. 

Tyg: geez. It’s not like I’m out there making the arrests or anything, but yeah, I’m glad to be back.

[askmpdsecondunit]

Hey guys, hi Tyg! Ready for a new week? So, I decided to wait here for Nomura and ask him out for lunch. And what's new around here?

I knew it was a bad idea to hand deliver these reports myself.

Tyg: Or was it because of the sale going on at the chocolate shop today?

... Make sure these reports are given to Kirisawa *leaves, letting the door slam behind*