#actually you wouldn't explode - your skin would hold everything in - but all of your tissues would swell as the liquids boiled inside you.

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as a kid this was my favourite fantasy, way better than winning the lottery because the odds against it happening were SO much higher.  if it happened people would be like "damn, that person really beat the odds incredibly well.  not in a good way but still: objectively impressive."