#actually insane the only way to get tickets from the source is if you're a '''verified fan''' (random) or own a specific credit card.

[coldasyou]

there's not going to be a general sale for the eras tour you stupid slut

[an-indecisive-mess]

Aria and her ProAc Friends + Enemies: Incorrect Quotes

Adonis: Ah, there you two losers are. I thought I smelled failure.

Aria: Well then you must be sniffing yourself!… 

Aria, turns to Cassandra: Good one right?

Cassandra: For you.

(Source: Victorious)

Icarus: So Cassandra was just using me?

Hercules: I’m sorry, Icarus.

Aria, trying to contain her amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.

Icarus: ...

Hercules: Ok, that’s a time-out.

Aria: No, I was just trying to-

Hercules: Go sit on the steps!

Aria: *walks away and sits on steps in defeat*

(Source: Victorious)

Cassandra: Die.

Icarus: Please don't die!

Cassandra: DIE!

Icarus: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Hercules, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Aria, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Icarus wants Cassandra to accept it as their kid.

Aria: Maybe the real treasure was the memories we made along the way!

Adonis: I almost died!

Aria: My favorite memory.

Aria: I don‘t want good advice! I have had good advice screamed at me my whole life!

Icarus: Do you want bad advice instead?

Icarus, to Hercules: I figured out why you’re so depressed.

Icarus: You have updog.

Hercules: What’s Updog?

Icarus: ARIA GET IN HERE, I TOLD YOU I COULD GET HIM TO SAY IT!

Hercules: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Aria: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Hercules: That wasn't an ambulance, I flew you in on Pegasus.

Aria: But I heard a siren.

Cassandra: That was Icarus.

Icarus: Sorry, I got nervous.

Aria: That's it, we're gonna go out and find that thief!

Helen: To the city?

Aria: Yeah, no matter what!

Hercules: Well- How exactly would you propose we’re gonna do that, exactly?

Aria: I... I don't know!

Cassandra: Oh come off it, be serious!

Aria: I am serious!

Cassandra: You're insane!

Icarus: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone: …

Aria: What???

Icarus: Or maybe it was a basset hound?

Cassandra, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

(*Source: Brave Little Toaster)

Aria, trying to convince Cassandra to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Hercules: And loud!

Helen: And grumpy!

Icarus: And oblivious to reality!

Cassandra:

(*Source: Brave Little Toaster)

Hercules's helping Icarus out after he get injured, while the girls are watching.

Aria: How does Icarus look?

Cassandra: A little better than you, actually.

(*Source: Brave Little Toaster)

Hercules: Icarus, I'm sad.

Icarus: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Aria: Cassandra, I'm sad.

Cassandra, nodding: Mood.

City-State Trooper: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one chariot.

Aria: Crap.

Cassandra: Wait, three?

City-State Trooper: Yeah?

Hercules: OH MY GODS, ICARUS FELL OFF!!!

Hercules: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Cassandra: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Icarus: Smad.

Hercules: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Icarus: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Cassandra: I personally was created in a lab.

Aria: I just straight up spawned.

Hercules: Cassandra, keep an eye on Icarus today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Cassandra: Sure, I’d love to see Icarus get punched.

Aria: Try again.

Cassandra, sighing: I will stop Icarus from getting punched.

Hercules: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Aria: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Icarus: I got distracted about halfway through.

Cassandra: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Hercules: From now on we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle One.

Hercules: Medusa, codename Been There, Done That.

Hercules: Meg is Currently Doing That.

Hercules: Aria is It Happened Once in a Dream.

Hercules: Icarus, codename If I Had to Pick a Dude.

Hercules: Cassandra is Eagle Two.

Cassandra: Oh, thank the gods.

(Souce: Parks and Rec)