#absolutely allergic to these animations

[tj-crochets]

As far as my favourite animals go, I am obligated to put my two silly baby tabby cars, Benny (image 2) and Jenny (image 1)

But my favourite animal is the peacock mantis shrimp. One creature should not have evolved to have such rage in its body. I'm not going to attach a photo cos it looks a bit strange and I wouldn't want to scare you without warning :D

Your crochet things are amazing! I love them so much! Have a great day!

Thank you!! Benny and Jenny are absolutely adorable, and I don't think I've ever seen a cat with side stripes quite like Benny's. It almost looks like he has a big square on his side? I admit I haven't spent much time with cats though so idk if that's a common cat thing lol Peacock mantis shrimp are so cool! I appreciate you not wanting to scare me but as long as the animal photo isn't gory I have yet to encounter any animal pictures that scare me ^_^

[tumblasha]

will i ever react to veganism normally? lol

[shinhyunjin]

── .✦ after the rain.

⟢ pairing: lee minho x female!reader

⟢ genre: fluff, non-idol au, established relationship

⟢ word count: 1.9k

⟢ summary: the one where a street interviewer asks the story of how you met.

⟢ author’s note: hello, everyone! this is minho’s version of the meet cute series. i’m not sure this is an actual meet cute lmao but i got this idea from @/meetcutesnyc on tiktok, so that’s what we’re calling it. this one’s dedicated to @hykwrld because she asked for the lino version. i hope you all enjoy, and i would love to read your thoughts on it if you do<3

“Excuse me, are you two a couple?”

“Yeah” your boyfriend answers in a heartbeat, as if out of instinct tugging at your hand and making you stop walking right as he does.

You barely have any time to register the stranger in front holding a mic up to you and Minho—and the cameraman filming you while at it—before he shoots another question at you.

“Would you mind telling us the story of how you met?”

Hearing a teasing giggle leaving Minho’s mouth, and looking up at him only to see him already looking at you with his signature smirk, you brace yourself for the answer he is about to give—the very same one he had given one too many times, whenever someone asked him how the two of you met.

“I picked her up from the street”.

You shove him off as soon as his answer reaches your ears. “That is so not—” your eyes go to the camera. “He loves saying that, but that is not how it was”.

“It technically was, though” he argues, staring at the camera as well. “So what happened was, I was on my way home at like 2 AM after having a couple of drinks with my friends, and as I was walking past an animal shelter that’s like two blocks away from my place, I saw this woman kneeling down in front of the door, absolutely drenched—it was raining, by the way—and she was like, holding something inside her jacket trying to protect it from the rain… and she was crying so hard, I couldn’t help but worry…”

Throwing a brief glance at you, he waits for a moment in case you want to add something else. When you don’t, and nod for him to go on, he continues the story.

“So I walked up to her and asked if she was okay, and she started crying harder and was like ‘I found this kitty on the street and he’s so little and I couldn’t find his mum, and I can’t bring him home because my roommate’s severely allergic and said there’s no way in hell she’s letting him in, and none of my friends would pick up and my phone died now, and the shelter is closed and I can’t leave him alone’”.

You feel your cheeks heat up over how perfectly he remembers your heartbroken speech—and over how funny his high pitched voice comes out as he tries to imitate your sobbing, desolated one.

“To be fair, I was going through it” you hopelessly try to defend yourself.

“It was cute how she didn’t even think of going to a 24/7 convenience store to at least shelter herself from the pouring rain while she found a solution” he throws you under the bus.

“I was going through it” you emphasize your previous point through gritted teeth, earning laughs from all three guys next to you. “But yeah, my ugly crying must’ve moved him a lot, because he didn’t hesitate to offer taking the kitty back home with him and bringing him to the shelter for me the next day” a smile creeps up your mouth, feeling your heart warm up at the memory. “And he also offered to let me dry up and charge my phone at his place so I could call a taxi. I usually wouldn’t have accepted, I mean, he could’ve been a psychopath for all I knew,” you hear him laugh next to you. “But I was freezing and exhausted, and for some reason I felt like I could trust him, so I just went with it”.

“Back at my place I lent her some dry clothes and we had some tea to warm up while her phone charged, and we kind of grew fond of the kitty right away” he confesses, still remembering how neither of you could take your eyes off the orange and white ball off fluff sleeping soundly on his couch. “So we exchanged phone numbers and the next day when she texted to ask about him I told her that I would keep him, and that’s pretty much when it all started”.

“Yeah…” you reminisce as well with a fond smile. “The kitty was his now but I did still feel responsible for the whole situation, so I offered to help him pay for his food and shots and whatnot”.

“Of course I said no,” he chimes in. “But then I realised that it was the perfect opportunity to keep in contact with her, since I did find her very cute and wanted to keep seeing her…” his confession earns a smile from you. “So we ended up co-parenting somehow and now he’s our son”.

“How old is the baby now?” The interviewer asks with a smile.

“One year and nine months” you reply. “He was only one month old when I found him”.

“And how long have you two been together?”

“A year and a half” Minho chuckles timidly.

“Oh, so you got together only two months after adopting him”.

“Yeah, the whole co-parenting thing really got to our heads” you joke, and Minho lightly shoves you away with his shoulder.

The interviewer chuckles, holding the mic up closer to Minho. “So, what do you love the most about her?”

“Ugh, do I have to get all sappy now?” He whines, leaning closer to you.

“I don’t know, is the thing you love the most about me sappy as hell?” You tease, smiling triumphantly when he sighs rather heavily, preparing himself for what’s to come.

“Her heart” he goes straight to the point, and his genuine answer makes you pout in complete awe. “She has the biggest heart, she cares so deeply about everyone, especially about me and Yong-ie, so…” his soft eyes lock with yours for a moment—your feline son’s name slipping up from his lips. “I mean, the way she was crying over him when she found him and refused to let go of him… I think she would've spent the whole night outside waiting with him for the shelter to open, had I not gone up to her right then; and that only makes me love her more”.

“I think I would’ve, actually…” you sheepishly murmur.

“And what do you love the most about him?” The guy asks you now.

“Can I copy his answer?” You laugh.

Minho rolls his eyes. “Cheater”.

“I do love his heart the most, though. His compassion…” you specify. “There were a lot of people who walked right past me crying that night, which was kind of embarrassing, and he was the only one who went up to me and tried to help…” you feel his hand tighten his hold on yours, and you give it a gentle squeeze right back. “And then when he said he was keeping Yong-ie the next day… God, I got the fattest crush on him right then and there”.

Minho laughs under his breath next to you, and you don’t need to look at him to know his ears are turning red.

“And what is the next step in your relationship?”

“Getting another cat,” you don’t hesitate to say, looking up to Minho, who smiles the brightest at you. “Maybe?”

“Oh, getting another cat, definitely” he agrees. “We’re living together now and her annoying roommate isn’t there to nag about cats to us—”

“Minho…” you call him out under your breath, yet he doesn’t mind it one bit.

He is sure your ex roommate was more of a cat hater rather than severely allergic as she claimed.

“So there’s nothing stopping us from getting as many of them as we want anymore” he finishes his point.

The guy in front of you laughs, both at his words and at your reaction. “And your names are?”

“Minho” he says, although you had already given his name away a few seconds ago.

“I’m Y/N” you answer as well.

“Well, Minho and Y/N, it was a pleasure interviewing you guys” he wraps it up, signaling for the cameraman to stop recording. “I hope you keep rescuing as many cats as you want”.

Saying your goodbyes to the TikTokers, not without first making sure to write down their account so you can later watch the video once it is up, you resume your walk hand in hand to your apartment—the one that used to be only Minho’s up until four months ago, before you moved in with him.

Although some people in your life had said it was too soon to move in together, given that you had only been together for a little over a year by then, it didn’t feel rushed at all. If anything, it felt right.

You spent most of your days at his place anyway, for Yong-ie was there and you couldn’t bring him home because of your roommate. It had come to the point most of your stuff was at his and you were begging him to let you pay for the utilities, since he had made it clear he wasn’t letting you pay for half the rent like you had suggested more than once.

In the end, the obvious solution was to make it official and move the rest of your stuff to his place, so that the three of you would be together every single day like the family you had become a long time ago.

“So… another cat, you say?” He smiles.

“Yeah… I think it’s about time Yong-ie gets a sibling”.

“I doubt the spoiled brat is gonna like it”.

You chuckle, finding amusement in the contrast of how tiny and defenseless he was when you first found him, versus how big and spoiled he is now.

He is an only child after all, and as the cat lovers you and Minho are, he truly is living his best life.

“He’ll learn to like it,” you try to be optimistic. “He must feel bored and lonely at times when we’re not home”.

“Should we pay a visit to the shelter then?” He proposes, right before a taunting smirk curved up his mouth. “Or should I wait for you to find another one on a rainy night and call me crying to pick you up at 2 AM?”

“You’re such an ass” you try to playfully let go of his hand, only for him to tighten his hold around yours and pull you closer.

“Maybe” he agrees. “But I’m still the father of your child and future children, so…”

You shake your head in amusement—unaware of whether the second part of his sentence was meant for the future cats you planned to adopt, or the actual kids you may have one day. Either way, over such a statement coming from him, you feel fulfilled as ever.

Although the two of you always felt sorry for Yong-ie and the state he was in when you found him under the pouring rain, you were oh-so-grateful for everything that came afterwards.

After all, you only have him to thank for allowing you to come across the love of your life on that cold and rainy night.

[dammit-tazmuir]

Honestly, in the end, Mercy's downfall was that she couldn't stop herself from caring, despite very very badly wanting and trying to.

She couldn't stop grieving. Couldn't help but strive for a solution that spared the most people (working with BoE, having evacuation plans, etc). Couldn't bring herself to just kill Harrow quickly even though she 100% had the means to, instead disabling her pain and leaving her to die where Mercy didn't have to watch. Couldn't turn a blind eye when G1deon tried. In spite of all of everything, in spite of actively wanting him dead, she couldn't even fully bring herself to stop loving John, and his lies hurt so much more because she did. And still she couldn't walk away from an opportunity to finally end things even if it meant only sparing most people instead of all, even at the cost of her own.

And she very much did kill God. She succeeded, he just got better. If not for that, or even if she'd known that would be the result of trying, things would have been very different.

What I'm saying is Mercy would absolutely obliterate truly any horror or similar setting you put her into. Especially if you let her keep her Lyctor abilities, but even if you didn't and she had to adapt. Her sheer tenacity and competence is absurd and she's all but unstoppable against any horrible or violent things you could throw in her way.

I do, however, think she would be utterly broken if you threw her into like... My Little Pony. Pokemon. Yu-Gi-Oh! even. Any setting where everything is very ridiculous and/or cute-and-soft and the strongest characters run on the power of friendship. She'd be furious but as soon as she realized she couldn't escape, she would absolutely and miserably cave. She'd end up being the tsundere antihero friend who finds the main characters obnoxious but would commit real murders if anyone hurt them and she'd complain about it the entire time.

I still agree we should give her a Gundam though. I think she'd have a lot of philosophy to spout about the horrors of war while beating people with giant swords.

The thing I love about Mercymorn that I'm pretty sure you could drop her in any sci-fi media and she would be one of the last ones standing.

She would survive Alien, I'm 100% sure. She would not even give a shit about the alien. That bitch would burst out of someones chest and she would not stop eating her cereal.

The Thing? Come on, that thing is made of flesh she would kill it.

I'm not even joking you could put her in the background of a 40k novel and it would end with her going "well, that was some shit, what now?"

John Gauis only got her because he was literal god, when god is the only thing that can kill you you should be put in different media to fuck shit up. It's enrichment.

[devilish-cherry]

ᨳ♡₊➳ how they react to you giving them flowers

ᨳ♡₊➳ feat. gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji

ᨳ♡₊➳ crack, fluff

ᨳ♡₊➳ a/n: request from this ask!

₊⊹. Satoru Gojo

You hand Gojo a bouquet of flowers, fully expecting—at most—a smug little quip or maybe some insufferable flirting in return.

What you do not expect is for him to have a reaction so over-the-top that you briefly wonder if you accidentally proposed.

He gasps. Loudly. Tragic heroine energy. A hand flies to his chest like he’s been personally victimized by this act of kindness. His knees buckle. He stumbles backward as if you’ve just struck him with the sheer magnitude of your affections. “What’s the occasion? Did I forget our anniversary? Are you breaking up with me? Did you poison these? Are they funeral flowers?! Oh my god, am I the funeral? Am I already dead?"

You have to physically grab his face to stop the spiral. “Gojo. Take the flowers.”

And so he does. He delicately cradles the bouquet in his hands like it’s a newborn baby or the last piece of cheesecake on earth. His fingers tremble. His eyes widen behind his blindfold. If this were a shoujo anime, there’d be sparkles and cherry blossoms flying around him right now.

“YOU GOT THESE… FOR ME?” He sounds like a Disney princess who just found out true love exists.

“Yes?”

“LIKE… AS A GIFT???”

“Yes, Satoru.”

“BECAUSE YOU LIKE ME???”

“…Yes, Satoru.”

In true Gojo fashion, he holds the bouquet up like Simba from The Lion King and proceeds to give it a full government-mandated, 15-minute TED Talk about how this moment is historic and should be documented in the national archives. He fake-cries. He sniffs the flowers obnoxiously loudly, making a show of how deeply moved he is. At one point, he even pulls out his phone, snaps a picture of himself with the bouquet, and immediately sets it as his lock screen.

You’re about to make a sarcastic remark when he suddenly gasps again and looks at you, horrified. “Wait. WAIT. Have I been a bad boyfriend this whole time? Have I never gotten you flowers???”

“Well, I wasn’t gonna say anything, but—”

You better not be surprised when he starts giving you even bigger flower arrangements in retaliation.

“Oh, you got me a little bouquet? That’s cute,” he says a day later, as an entire truck pulls up with a floral arrangement the size of a small car. “I WIN. I LOVE YOU MORE!!!” he yells, standing triumphantly on top of the pile like a victorious gladiator.

“…This is why I don’t do nice things for you.”

₊⊹. Suguru Geto

You hand Geto a bouquet, and immediately, something feels… off. He doesn’t react. At all. Not even a blink. His expression is unreadable—like he’s either deeply moved or deeply confused, and you have absolutely no way of knowing which.

Panic sets in. Oh god. Did you miscalculate? Is he allergic? What if this is some kind of tragic backstory moment, and flowers remind him of a long-lost lover? What if you just triggered a dramatic flashback sequence?

The silence stretches on, unbearably awkward. Five seconds have never felt this long. You start sweating. Your soul briefly leaves your body.

And then—finally—he smiles. That smile. The one that makes your heart do an entire Olympic-level gymnastics routine.

He takes the bouquet with the kind of effortless grace that suggests this is a totally normal occurrence. Like people just randomly shower him with flowers every day. Like he’s some untouchable, dark-haired romance anime protagonist who was born to receive grand romantic gestures. He holds them delicately, fingers brushing over the petals with reverence. You’re convinced that this man has secretly starred in a historical drama where he played a prince.

"These… are for me?” he asks, tilting his head slightly, eyes twinkling with amusement. He looks way too pleased with himself.

You nod, hesitantly, like you’re handing a wild animal food and aren’t sure if it’ll accept it or bite your hand off. He chuckles—a low, warm sound that should be illegal—and twirls one of the flowers between his fingers.

"You’re so sweet," he says, voice soft and filled with fondness.

As time passes, you catch him treating the flowers with an almost comical level of care. He arranges them in a vase like he’s the world’s most dedicated florist, adjusting each stem with surgical precision. If a single petal looks out of place, he fixes it. If a leaf is even slightly bent, he frowns at it like a disappointed art critic.

He also starts calling you "my flower" unironically, and you’re never escaping that nickname. Ever.

₊⊹. Kento Nanami

Nanami stares at the flowers for exactly ten seconds before saying, “Why?” in the most confused voice you’ve ever heard.

It’s not that he doesn’t appreciate them. He’s just genuinely confused. You can actually see the gears turning in his head as he tries to figure out if this is some kind of hidden message.

You tell him it’s just because you love him and the moment you say that, he softens instantly. His entire posture relaxes, and you see it—that tiny, almost imperceptible smile that only you get to see.

“Thank you,” he murmurs, voice warm in a way that makes your stomach flip.

He puts them in a vase immediately. He is so serious about them. He waters them religiously and learns way too much about flower care overnight. This man reads care guides, watches YouTube tutorials, and probably takes notes. Every time he looks at them, he thinks about how much he loves you, and at some point, he starts drinking his coffee next to them like it’s a little morning ritual.

He also buys you a bouquet. Except it's way more expensive and has some deep, poetic meaning behind the flower choices. Because of course it does.

When the flowers you gifted him eventually die, you catch him looking a little sad. So, naturally, you get him another bouquet, and suddenly, this becomes a thing.

Nanami will never outright ask you for more flowers. But if you keep giving them to him? He’s never been happier.

₊⊹. Choso Kamo

Choso doesn’t know what to do with himself. His ears turn red. His hands hover awkwardly over the bouquet like they might explode if he touches them wrong. “For… me?” he asks, like you might be pranking him.

Once he realizes you’re serious, his grip on the bouquet tightens slightly like someone is about to take them away. He blinks at you. Blinks at the flowers. Back at you. “…What do I do with them?”

You try to explain, but he’s so invested in getting this right that he overthinks every step. “Where do I put them? Do they need a special container? What happens if they die? Will that mean I failed?”

He ends up putting them in a large water bottle because he doesn’t own a vase. The bottle label is still on. He is very proud of this solution.

He stares at the flowers in deep concentration. “You okay?” you ask.

Choso looks at you, dead serious. “I have to take care of them. You gave them to me.”

And he does. Aggressively. He researches proper water levels. He constantly moves them around to get “the right amount of sunlight.” He talks to them like they’re his children. He defends the flowers with his life. If anyone even so much as accidentally sneezes near them, Choso will glare at them like they just committed war crimes.

The next time you see him, he shyly hands you a single flower he found outside.

₊⊹. Toji Fushiguro

Toji squints at the flowers like they just personally insulted him. “What the hell am I supposed to do with these?”

You tell him they’re a gift. For him. His eyebrows go up. His expression is so deeply confused you’d think you just handed him a mortgage bill.

“…You’re givin’ me flowers?”

“Yes.”

“…Voluntarily?”

“Yes??”

“…You sure you meant to give these to me and not some poor bastard standing behind me?”

“Toji, just take the damn flowers.”

He takes them, holds them in one hand, and just stares. Like he’s waiting for them to do something. He then grabs a beer bottle from the counter, chugs the last of it in one go, fills it up with water, and shoves the flowers inside like that’s normal.

He does not own a vase. That is now the vase.

“That’s not a vase.”

“Works, don’t it?”

The worst part? He actually gets really attached to them. He won’t admit it, but he kind of likes having them around. Every time he sees them, he remembers you. He starts getting weirdly good at keeping them alive.

He plays it off like he doesn’t care, but you catch him smirking at them sometimes. He’ll be sharpening his weapons, glance at the flowers, and just... smirk. Like they’re in on something together.

If you ever get him more, he will grumble and roll his eyes—but he always keeps them.

[nortedwayfinder]

Boss Fight [🎶]

Happy anniversary to Sonic 3 ahhhh!!

I've been looking for an excuse to animate an action scene to Victor McKnight's music for ages. Here's the song btw! It's my favourite of his, but all his tracks are absolute bangers.

The splash art in the middle was made by my amazing friend @yesidoodles!! I'm allergic to colours and they are cracked at exactly that. I think they've posted the piece on their blog by now.

Lastly I'm tagging @year-of-the-echidna because it's important to celebrate our boy! It's late, but the prompt is 'memory'.

[muqingslover]

Hello!! I absolutely love your take on the lads men as fathers, they make so much sense of their character!! That being said, I wanted to ask what pets you think they would own, if any?

I love your writing style!! I hope you have a good day!!!

[ this is such a cute request!! Thank you and I really hope you like it! ]

He's snow-white fr fr

Xavier has such a tranquil energy around him that whenever he falls asleep outside you just find him covered in little birds, a random stray cat on his lap and a butterfly on his nose.

But he'd have no pets of his own because he just doesn't have the energy to give the care they deserve and the lifespan of most living creatures is too short compared to his own.

Oh not to mention if he had a pet you would probably be aaaall over it and he wants NONE of that.

He's the type that can't keep even a cactus alive because he's asleep the whole time he's not with you or working. (the official schedule post showed he sleeps way more than I thought it's crazy)

Oh this sweet, sweet man.

He loves animals but animals do not share the feeling LMAO

He had a tortoise when he was little and we all know his passion for cats so he does like the idea of having a pet.

Because of his schedule as a surgeon I can see him having something that agrees with his busy lifestyle like those pretty fish tanks.

Not to mention the fish can't reject this poor guy and are as quiet as he is.

The plants he keeps in his house/office are like his children too and watering them is part of daily routine.

He has Mephisto of course (and the twins jk) but I firmly believe he's one of the people who are blessed by the cat's universal system.

Here and there he'd randomly save or feed a stray and the cat would stick to him like glue.

They begin "multiplying" and eventually he has six different cats coming in and out of his house.

They're not really his but he lets them be as long as you're not allergic to them.

Mephisto is fighting for his life and staying in very high places so he's not torn to pieces.

The twins have multiple photos of Sylus asleep with the kitties and they send one to you every week.

He's like the dad that says "I don't like cats" and then he shows up with three different types of deluxe food.

Man's a whole fish he IS the pet.

All jokes aside, he seems the type to have a pretty bird like cockatiel or a white dove that has as much of an attitude as he does.

He definitely paints the bird and is extra enough to use the loose feathers for details to add authenticity to the piece.

100% will argue with it like the bird understands him.

"She likes you more than me! The one who raised her!" *cuts to the bird turning it's head away from him and nuzzling on the top of your head*

Strolling buddies. Every time Rafayel goes out for inspiration or just to clear his head the bird will follow him and he likes the company more than he'd ever admit.

If he could this guy would own BIG dogs no argument.

And yes plural because he'd have at least two.

The dogs are all very well trained and absolutely adore you. Much like the owner.

He will often send you videos of them in goofy costumes he bought and he's just laughing his head off in the background.

I also feel like he used to collect bugs when he was just a brat.

He'd terrorize you and Zayne by running after you two with those big ass beetles like

"It's just a little guy! Look! :D" "*screams of horror"

[al1fers-haven]

Almost Instinctual

Alastor x pregnant!reader

‼️pregnant reader, pregnancy in general, overprotective Alastor, a bit of angst, secret pregnancy‼️

Prompt: In where you, y/n, go to the Hazbin hotel for shelter after splitting up with your previous boyfriend. And try and keep your pregnancy a secret until you find a better solution.

Part 1 (you’re here!), part 2

(I am lazy and am writing this like it’s a bunch of facts and writing specific scenes…I might rewrite when I get my laptop.)

(8 weeks/2 months)

You and your boyfriend had split up about a week ago, afraid you’ll run out of money eventually you decided that instead of staying at a creepy motel with no locks, you’d move to a free-helpful option.

Of course you felt a little bad for abusing the owners kindness, using the Hazbin hotel not for redemption, but instead for shelter and food.

Charlie had welcomed you in with open arms (literally, she squeezed you pretty hard.) and even introduced you to everyone except for two who were out running around hell.

Alastor was explained to you as a creepy, tall deer man who may sound rude but has good intentions.

And Charlie explained angeldust as a ‘work in progress’ and told her a couple stories instead of describing him.

Charlie offered you the job of receptionist, claiming that husker wasn’t exactly good with the socializing aspect of it and you happily accepted. Eyes beaming at the opportunity for a job right infront of you.

(12 weeks/3 months)

You were happily greeted with nausea every morning. The morning sickness now starting to affect you more than ever, you haven’t exactly told anyone about your pregnancy and were hoping to be out of the hotel by the time you started showing.

Now working at the hotel for a bit, you noticed that probably wasn’t going to happen anytime soon.

“Are you alright y/n?” Charlie peaked her head into the bathroom; a small frown on her face as you heaved a bit, nodding.

“Yup- I’m just dandy..! Mind getting me a wet towel or something love? I think I ate something bad yesterday…” Charlie let out a little gasp and nodded, running off to god knows where just to get that little thing for you.

You had actually started to get to know the patrons of the hotel more, for example. You learned angeldust was actually the pornstar you had heard about all over social media. And he adored three things.

Making people uncomfortable.

Cocaine.

And candy crush.

Husk had given you a couple of sickness remedies, saying that they would help with stomach bugs. All natural just incase you were allergic and you slowly started to warm up to him.

Charlie and vaggie had grown to be very special to you now. Their opposite personalities absolutely making you giggle everytime you hung out with them or went out for groceries.

Now, Alastor was an odd fellow. He was a bit younger than you since you were hellbotn and all but he seemed to act older than you. Calling you things like ‘dear’, ‘Cher’, or Mon biche.

Mon biche was the most common one, and after looking it up. You realized he was calling you my doe, or just doe 90% of the time.

He definetly knew. Not letting you eat any form of ‘raw meat’ that would go on your plate and even specially making drinks for you so you felt like you could participate in drinking games without suspicion.

Overall, he was a total kitten. A bit emotionally stunted in areas of course..but he never failed to brighten the room.

(Unless he was threatening someone.)

(17 weeks/3.2 months)

You started showing, not visibly with clothing on but you were still showing when you sat down.

Your closet changed a bit, from nice outfits to usually a dress you had gotten or some high waisted sweats, trying to be as comfortable as possible in your state.

Alastor had been…odd.

He had started to let you grab his arm when going up or down the stairs, which usually during conversations he’d just stand at the bottom waiting. And he now seemed like he was constantly watching you.

Husker had done the same. The two animal demons in the hotel knowing because of a certain change in smell, it wasn’t like you didn’t know it was going to happen.

Husker had promoted for just leaving you alone and stopping the mean comments, understanding that pregnant women were a force to be reckoned with. (And you appreciated that. You had been crying earlier that day for the cookie you bought not tasting like blueberry’s.)

You cried a couple times because of angel, which Alastor just stared at you as you sniffled and attempted to keep the conversation going.

You also cried about 2 days ago because Charlie bought you a pretty necklace. It was hell.

Alastor tried to be accommodating in the field of emotional intelligence but…he failed. Making you cry more times than he could count and to be honest he only cared that he did because you were quite literally an angel to everyone.

Husker asked you in private one day if Mr smiles was the daddy to that little hellspawn and all you could do was laugh and blush a bit. Telling husker that he wasn’t and that he was just acting that way because she was a single mother.

Husker didn’t understand that, Alastor never had a soft spot for women her age.

(20 weeks/4 months)

First time you let anyone touch your stomach was during this time period, Alastor did so with adoration almost. Mentioning something about how he always had a soft spot for women with children..

You two had grown a bit closer.

Husker definitely still had his suspicions about you and the baby. He really thinks is alastors with the way he had been acting.

The red demon had gone out of his way several times to get you your weird ass cravings. One day you asked for a bite of his venison and then cried because you weren’t allowed to have it

You found him coming near you more often and asking multiple times to touch your baby bump as it grew, and everytime you let him that little tail of his would wag a bit behind him. Seemingly happy with the little life growing inside you.

He got more protective as well. Way more protective. He was your puppy that followed you around basically.

(He totally got you a bunch of ice cream, or helped you out with foods and sickness with his old man knowledge.)

(25 weeks/5 months)

If you wanna talk about awkward? Everyone in the hotel basically thought you and Alastor were a thing with how weird you two were together.

You would always be caught either straightening his bow tie or dusting off his shoulders. The term doting describing the two of you around one another.

May or may have not let it slip to Charlie that ‘it’s not like that, Alastor has said multiple times he doesn’t want to prey on pregnant women.

She asked to be the godmother.

Alastor hated the thought of that actually when you brought up that Charlie might be a good fit when he was giving you a snack. A nerve you didn’t know he had.

Soon everyone knew you were pregnant and angel was absolutely infatuated with this information. Asking who’s it is and stuff like that.

(7 months)

Alastor and you were practically a thing- he would help you out a lot and in return you’d kiss his cheek or help him out with cooking.

He practically worships the ground you walk on. Foot rubs for when they hurt, running a bath for you. Even going out of his way to compliment your outfits (even if you looked downright awful that day)

He even accompanied you to return the ring your ex gave you. Along with a couple other belongings you had from him.

Alastor may or may have not been seen with you outside , and you were mentioned by Rosie the next time.

(8 months)

Alastor and you had become somewhat official, if letting a dude fall asleep on your pregnant stomach bc he wanted to means official. Then yes( you were.

After you had a talk with Alastor about why he acted the way he did around you he simply said it was almost instinctual to take care of you. Something along the lines of him also being a gentleman.

He had invited you out to cannibal town, where you met Rosie and she was absolutely infatuated with you. Asking you questions and being so lovely towards you. Even going as far as mentioning she had her fair share of labor experience when it came to giving birth!

Alastor was very pleased to hear Rosie would help you- a bit scared she would eat the baby though…

(Part two coming out about nine months and the actual baby?)

[monarchetype]

btw you should play xenoblade chronicles x: definitive edition when it comes out on switch and here's why:

-absolutely beautiful open world JRPG made by the studio that went on to work on BotW and TotK's maps. you want fantastical natural settings? we got em in spades.

-instead of being a JRPG that starts as a fantasy story and gets more scifi as it goes on it starts as a scifi story and gets more fantasy as it goes on. all xenoblade games are firmly science fantasy but X tips the closest to the science side of the scale

-super cool aliens. aliens that were genetically engineered to eat pollution. high tech aliens that love pizza. aliens that are allergic to human dna. straight up thundercats.

-Mix-and-match combat where you custom build your own class based on which sword and gun choice you have equipped. From a regular ass knife to a lightsaber, from an assault rifle to a laser drone.

-There's a character named "Murderess."

-You get a mech. You get lots of mechs. They transform into vehicles and can fly. Anything you want out of a mech, this mech can do it.

-There is a field boss named "Sheldon the Dentally Challenged"

-If you have a favorite English voice actor, they are in this game, I can almost guarantee it.

-Side quests. Great side quests. Excellent side quests. Open world JRPG with excellent side quests. Need I repeat.

-OST by Hiroyuki Sawano. You might recognize him from the soundtrack of some obscure anime such as Attack on Titan, Kill la Kill, and Gundam.

[ssahotchnerr]

ellie is an animal person to a FAULT. one time you’re in the kitchen while aaron’s weeding the yard and you just hear

“can we keep him?”

“el- ABSOLUTELY NOT”

and then it devolves into classic hotchner bickering because ellie’s too stubborn to back down from a fight, no matter how pointless it is. you look up, expecting your daughter to have found a frog, a turtle, maybe a stray kitten at the wildest.

you look out the window, and clasped in your daughter’s outstretched hands is the largest opossum you’ve ever seen.

omg stop that’s too funny 😭😭😭

likewise, aaron's expecting to see a frog when he hears ellie's initial question. but when he turns around, sees the opossum in her hand, he literally jumps. like his first initial reaction is to fling it away!!!!! 😭 but the horror is soon replaced - he's impressed.

like you mean to tell him, his little girl is brave enough to catch that thing, while most would be running at the sight of it 😭

and clearly there's no way she can keep it, so he tries veryyy hard to keep his amusement at bay when he's like, "eleanor, no you can not keep it."

of course ellie whines in response, stomps her foot, and aaron turns back to the weeding because he knows her protests are coming (also to hide his laughter). without turning around, again, he says, "ellie, go put it back where you found it."

"why?"

"please."

"why!!!!!!!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

LMAO maybe he comes up with the excuse you're 'allergic' to opossums, and just outdoor animals to prevent another instance like this 🤭 which ellie buys 🥺 not wanting it to bother you 🥹🥰

you've also chosen to stay inside during this whole thing, deciding this is a Dad matter LOL. but you're thoroughly entertained nonetheless, watching/listening to the two of them go at it as to why ellie should or should not keep the opossum.

so she trudges off to the back of the yard where she found it. and puts it back (aaron did take a picture, don't worry!! plus he needs evidence because there's no way the bau is going to believe this)

aaron also just plainly watches her in disbelief and in awe 😭 ellie surprises him every single day, and this. he'll remember it forever 🥰

and so, ellie wanting to domesticate an opossum absolutely goes down in hotchner family history 😭 like that night at dinner, when jack's home from his friend's and aaron's like, "ellie, tell your brother what you did today. 🤨" ellie's whole face lights up and she grins, "i caught a 'possum!!!!"

jack's equally as shocked, turns to you and aaron for actual confirmation, and his jaw drops as aaron slowly nods his head. hehe when ellie begins rattling off the story of how she found it, caught it, etc.. you and aaron share a look from across the table 🥹 one that's - our daughter is crazy, but love her more than anything in the whole world 🥰🫶🏻💞

[chiara-hotel]

Vampire!Sylus x reader

✧ As a vampire, Sylus would love to take your blood and your blood alone

✧ Since he met you and resonated with you, no one else's compares; only yours can fulfill his hunger

✧ His favourite spots to bite you include your neck, wrist and thighs

✧ If he absolutely needs to, he could take some animal blood

✧ All of your jewelry must be gold, not silver, since he's allergic

✧ If you try to prank him with silver jewelry, he will find it amusing, although he will make it disappear the next day

✧ Sylus playfully bites you a lot throughout the day, and occasionally takes blood from you

✧ He enjoys seeing the marks left from his bites, and he prefers it when you don't cover them up

✧ Plenty of nighttime dates, since he won't be able to be in the sunlight

✧ Since you guys have opposite sleep clocks, occasionally he makes you stay up for some things

✧ Also, he's definitely stayed in bed many times during the night, watching and cuddling you

[astermagnolia]

My Stalkers and Cryptids Soulmate Au headcanons

Danny Fenton Nightingale

• Danny played football (aka soccer) when be was young. It didnt last very long and though he enjoyed it, it wasnt something he wanted to do

• Danny refers to his friends and chosen family as "his humans". Wes, Tim, and Bernard get added to this list. While in phantom form he uses the term Fraid.

• Hes trans (ftm) and goes by They/He. Hes also biromantic asexual

- he started transitioning when he was 12/13.

-Flash stopped bullying him for a week and then went back to pushing him around but used the right pronouns. Paulina and the others yell at Flash if he ever misgenders or deadnames Danny and even apologizes to Danny for it. (Danny finds it extremely strange but amusing)

• In college he majors in aerospace engineering and astrophysics and minors in astronomy

- he took a break for a year with Wes before enrolling into college. They traveled the U.S sightseeing and went to the most "haunted" places in America.

• Danny is fluent in spanish because he wanted to impress Paulina. Eventually, he just wanted to learn the language

- after he died, he knows all the dead/no longer spoken languages

• Danny has his ears, eyebrows, and tongue pierced.

- Danny got his ear pierced first with Sam and Tucker (and wes joined to watch). He liked how it looked and got other piercings after

• Danny gets little to no sleep. Since hes half dead his needs are halfed.

- he tends to forget that he still needs to sleep, eat, etc. So Bernard and Wes worry about him

• danny was terrified of telling Tim and Bernard about his deathday after they found out about phantom.

- His lichtenberg scars glow and hes in absolute pain. Not only that, he gets incredibly clingy to his humans.

• his love language is touch, acts of service, and gift giving (creating things and giving them to his humans)

• he has different ghostly forms.

- his regular phantom form. His ghost prince (future king) form. His space Eldritch form . And finally, what his friends like to call, little baby man form (he rarely used this form and usually when hes low on ectoplasm and tired but not enough to turn back into a human.)

• danny is still a bit uncomfortable with his body and what changes have occurred so the others always try to be there for him

• he gave his partners celestial/star pet names

• animals that are generally associated with Death flock to Danny and are chill with him

- Danny likes to joke that this is why the batfamily likes him so much. Damian is absolutely jealous that crows, raven, owls and other such animals like Danny.

• despite being 6'3, he loves to curl up on his partner's lap

• he doesn't quite like mouth kisses (he'll give them here and there but not a lot) and prefers cheek and head kisses.

• hes shit at cooking and is kinda afraid to stay in the kitchen for long periods of time but he knows how to bake. His fudge (that his dad taught him) is the absolute bomb. He makes his fudge on special occasions

• he gets phantom pains on his arm and migraines sometimes, usually when he gets shocked or reminded of his death in detail. Wes, who's dealt with it, knows what to do. Tim, being a vigilante, understands these pains and Bernard helps in the background

• danny learns how to ride a motorcycle through Johnny and, despite how Johnny acts, makes sure to give Danny a rundown of bike safety

- Wes hates the bike due to his fear of vehicles. He always tells Danny to be safe when he goes out for a ride

• Funnily enough, Danny is allergic to dogs. Not extremely, the fur just causes him to sneeze so danny finds it funny that Cujo chose him as his owner.

• he never really put importance on his soulmarks (tattoos) since the fentons weren't soulmates but he did love to look at them.

- when he was a kid, he liked to imagine what kind of people his soulmates were. Tim's was a camera, Bernards is a pin, and Wes's is a magnifying glass.

• Bernard adores Danny's freckles especially when they glow

[carmenell]

The Flyboys and their pets

Maverick

has the most hyper mystery mix dog you've ever seen. literally running circles around everyone all the time. mav takes him to the jet runway just so he can finally power himself out.

Iceman

got a german shepherd to look all official and respectable ... unfortunately his dog is the biggest couch potato known to man and would rather nap all day

Slider

has a super spoiled kitty cat that likes no one but him. definitely talks to her in a baby voice and refers to her as his daughter to everyone who asks. a million pictures on his phone of his favorite little diva (ice is his second). probably names her something worthy of a lady, like petunia, constance etc.

Goose

bradley. that's enough (carole probably has ducks or chickens)

Hollywood

none, he likes horses but doesn't really have the space for them

Wolfman

has a tiny yellow canary that follows him around everywhere and loves sitting on the brim of his cowboy hat. probably interrupts the other flyboys all the time by chirping loudly, making wolf laugh and be like "see, even Tweety is tired of your yapping"

Chipper

is allergic to most animal hair, so his parents got him a tortoise when he was a kid. she's still alive and probably will outlive all of them.

Sundown

has the most beautiful beagle lady, spoils her absolutely rotten - millions of toys, leashes, collars etc. and of course a huge soft dog bed right next to his

Merlin

doesn't have any pets but LOVES petsitting for the others

honorable mention: Cougar

hamster. no one makes him happier than this little guy. built him a huge enclosure his wife can only shake her head over ...

[star-seeking-stray]

TBHX Headcanons

In honor of TBHX coming out tomorrow: Headcanons for all the characters!

Based of vibes

No. 1: X

He thrives off coffee and sugar, sleep schedule of hell

Eats the sugar packs by pouring them into his mouth

If one of the younger heroes messes up, he's gonna nag them about it (bc he doesn't want to see them get hurt)

No. 2: Queen

Really good at first-aid

Used to dance, doesn't anymore

Light-weight, gets drunk very fast

No. 3: Dragon Boy

Terrible at picking up social cues

Does not think before he speaks

Absolutely can and will sulk if he loses an argument

No. 4: Ghostblade

The Responsible One™️

Always hanging around somewhere but never actively engaging with anyone

Allergic to cats

No. 5: The Johnnies

Big Johnny can purr | Little Johnny enjoys gardening

Big Johnny's Berserk Mode can absolutely be chill | Little Johnny is the least competitive hero of the top 10

Big Johnny REFUSES to try cat or dog food | Little Johnny is very insecure about people's opinions on him but good at hiding it

No. 6: Loli

Never leave her and Little Johnny alone. They once ended up staying awake two nights in a row.

Believes in Santa. Doesn't matter how old she is. She believes in Santa.

Dislikes coffee, loves energy drinks.

No. 7: Lucky Cyan

Adores sweets

Always wanted a dog, never had the time

Regularly babysits Ahu's owner

No. 8: Ahu

Does not want to be seen as the animal mascot but would get jealous if a regular animal would be brought to the Hero Tower

Regularly spends time with Big Johnny

One time he made the other heroes babysit his owner. They lost her in the Tower. He never found out

No. 9: E-Soul

Everyone jokes that he can't get drunk. Alcohol tolerance 10/10 (doesn't even like alcohol)

Cries at sad movies. Do not show him movies where the dog dies. He'll bawl. No one ever expects it

Record holder of "who stayed awake the longest" (he made it four days and then promptly passed out, to this day no one knows WHY he was awake for that long)

No. 10: Nice

Tired of smiling and keeping the perfect persona up all the time

Sees dancing as an escapism

The type to hide injuries

[pulgarcito-perro]

Any thoughts on how jimcurly would take care of a pet?

I see them both as dog people personally. Curly because he's mildly allergic to cats and sees dogs as more social and active; Jimmy because he got scratched by a cat he was trying to pet as a kid and has insisted ever since that they have evil hearts.

I feel like Curly would be much more enthusiastic about actually having his own dog whereas Jimmy would see it as a total nuisance and is only interested in, like, petting a friend's dog (requires no effort or commitment).

But could either of them actually keep an animal alive? Debatable in my opinion. It'd be especially funny to me if Curly was way less prepared than he thought he was, and Jimmy ended up stepping up and actually doing most of the work to take care of it (extremely begrudgingly.) But it could easily go either way.

What a fun ask.

Headcanon:

- So get this, Curly wanted a dog and Jimmy was generally just not interested at all, like you said.

- Curly goes to the shelter and comes back with an elderly white labrador and (surprise surprise) a scrawny black kitten.

- "He was the runt of the litter, I couldn't just leave him there!"

- Jimmy is furious.

- It all ends up with Curly falling in love with the cat. Jimmy, who has never felt such sheer unconditional love from another living thing before, finds himself reluctantly adoring the dog.

- As for caring for the pets, at first it's all on Curly. He takes care of it well enough. A bit unprepared for what would happen to their furniture due to the kitten, but he makes do.

- When Jimmy begins well and truly caring for the dog, he takes all the responsibility. Really he has never been so committed to anything.

- He gives the dog all she could want and is always critizising Curly's methods in caring for her.

- The dog is named Irna. She's your average labrador. An absolute barrel on four skinny legs, headstrong and loving. She is always there with a begging head in Jimmy's knee when he's eating. Too bad it's Curly who is the weakest link in that regard.

- The cat is named Bubblewrap (Bub for short). He is an absolute ball of sunshine. Playful, vocal and a bit of a menace. He likes to sleep in the crook of Curly's neck when they're in bed.

[colliescalling]

headcanons with schlatt! maybe sfw if ur cool with that?

no pressure, feel free to delete!

- @schlattsgun :3

hai hai ofc! This is all sfw :3

SFW HEADCANNONS || JSCHLATT

Puts on the “tough guy” act 24/7 but secretly holds onto every compliment he’s ever gotten.

Gives people the weirdest, most cursed nicknames and refuses to ever use their real name again.

If you trip in front of him, he will laugh first, then help you up and ask if you’re okay 0.2 seconds later.

Pretends to hate physical affection but leans into hugs when he thinks no one is looking.

His idea of romance is bullying you affectionately and then buying you your favorite snack.

Will never admit it, but he totally has a “comfort YouTube playlist” of weird niche videos he re-watches when he’s feeling down.

Has the most unhinged sleep schedule. Says “I’m going to bed early tonight” and then ends up watching 3 hours of 2000s commercials on YouTube.

Loves old-school tech. Thinks rotary phones and floppy disks are “peak design.”

Chaotic neutral energy. You never know if he’s going to say something super profound or just make goat noises.

Gives off “grumpy old man” vibes but is secretly very emotionally intelligent. He just doesn’t like being perceived.

Tells the dumbest dad jokes just to see people groan — and laughs at them harder than anyone else.

Roasts his friends constantly but will go feral if someone else tries it.

Has an “organized mess” kind of room. It looks like chaos, but he knows where everything is.

Probably has a snack drawer that’s just beef jerky, Cheez-Its, and three-year-old gum.

Once he lets you into his inner circle, you’re stuck there for life. Loyalty is huge to him.

Acts like he’s allergic to feelings but will check in on you at 2AM with a “you good?”

If you say something clever or funny, he’ll steal it and repeat it as his own 10 minutes later.

Would lose his mind trying to cook anything more complicated than boxed mac & cheese.

Binge-watches weird documentaries for fun and then explains them to you like a professor with tenure.

Gets irrationally competitive over the dumbest games. Will yell during Uno.

Loud, sarcastic, and chaotic in public — but lowkey soft and thoughtful in private.

Hates admitting when he’s wrong, but if he hurt your feelings, he’ll come back with a quiet “Hey… I didn’t mean that, y’know.”

Once gave someone a rock he found because it “reminded him of them.” Was dead serious.

Texts like: “yo.” and then doesn’t respond for 6 hours.

Will 100% tease you about everything, but if you ever cry? He’s sitting silently next to you, offering a snack and awkward shoulder pats.

Thinks sarcasm is a love language.

Soft for animals. Acts like he doesn’t care but would probably take a bullet for a cat.

The kind of guy who says “ew” when you call him cute, but his ears turn red anyway.

Accidentally gives the best advice when he’s not trying to be serious.

Big “acts annoyed when you talk about your interests but actually listens to every word” energy.

Weirdly good memory for things you like — will absolutely surprise you with that one thing you mentioned weeks ago.