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[bumblingbabooshka]

[Giggling & Sushing] No one wake him up!!

[serenadeofsunshine]

NOW I HAVE A HEADACHEEEEE THE WORLD IS GONNA KILL ME Ok whatevs. oh woe is me. laying in my bed like a poor sickly victorian child

[friendlyshaped]

hi! You said you'd like to Collab with writing, how would that work?

hello i started to answer this and then completely forgot, but it can look like a lot of different things!

i'd like to start projects with friends i make and. with my understanding, that looks like shared google docs (and other google drive stuff, plus sometimes i find its really fun to organize the info into a discord server?)

it also does NOT need to be like a full crazy collaboration, if u need a second opinion on a work or a universe or anything of the sort, someone to beta read ur works and then yap about them. hello!! i would love to do that to people and have them do the same if possible :) even if u just want someone to Talk To about writing, let's see if we click! could make a good friend :D

[grahamcarmen]

[everyones-story]

whats the coolest dream youve had

ive already talked about mother right

[malikselfindulgence]

Vania has GOT to have some terrible repressed emotions from her dad turning out to be an evil piece of shit and her having to take the throne right then anf there . Like ok I think she's the healthiest ninjago character anf the most in tune w her emotions but also . Like . C'mon now

[lyriakisser]

ivh8 Keito's solo

[je-mappelle-sloppy-tomato]

The bugs torment me

do the bugs torment you

No, because I am inside

[okcoolthanks]

BLAST MY BAJA LIFE. ANYONE EVER THINK ABOUT LINT JRWI AND MODERN BASRBALL

lint listens to mobo. real.and true because i said so

A FEW PEOPLEFROM WHAT IVE SEEN

[slashpaws]

PAUSE.

[440947]

[possibly-pasta]

this is just traumatizing me over and over and over and over

[walrussyy]

OMFG IS THAT THE BIGENDER FLAG

[accultant]

Their heart leaps into their throat the second she jumps, but she's already transformed before she even makes contact. In another instance, Iago might be intrigued. They hadn't seen her transform before. They would be curious, even, about this process. They often find themselves fascinated by things they don't fully understand and could positively devour a new topic of research once one piqued their interest.

Unfortunately, this is not another instance. And this specific instance fills them with panic and rage rather than the more palatable wonder and whimsy.

Landing on the ground knocks the wind out of them, but they've got a lifetime of reflexes to fall back on even when dazed. Their hands are up in an instant, gripping the maw looming over them, desperately trying to keep her fangs at a distance. Saliva coats the fingers they have clawed into her face and makes it difficult to keep their grip. The twitching of their hands doesn't help either, but they hope it at least makes her mouth taste sharp and metallic.

"Katya, enough! Get off of me or I swear I will burn you alive, on purpose or not," they say through gritted teeth. It's an assumption that she's even able to understand them right now - Iago doesn't think she's completely out of control, it seemed intentional enough ( not that it makes them feel any safer ). Still, they resist like their life depends on it, not entirely convinced that it doesn't. They flinch when a glob of something red and warm hits their face and they dig their nails into her gums trying to push her back. "I'm serious, you damned-"

Drip, drip. Another drip.

Friendships are still new to Iago, hardly familiar territory, so they think they're allowed a little murderous intent. As a treat. Any lingering patience for this bit of hers dissipates in an instant when there's another vile drip. They're livid and sure they're about two seconds from throwing up when the spell flies off their tongue in what sounds more like a guttural scream of frustration than a proper wizard's cant. There's another frantic twitch of their hands that makes them lose their hold on her face, but it hardly matters since it's followed by an echoing crack of thunder and a pressurized pop! in the air before Katya is flung backwards through the trees like a ragdoll.

They're on their feet in an instant, frantically wiping at their face with one sleeve and stooping to grab the shovel with their other hand, wielding it like the well-used glaive currently collecting dust in their bedroom closet. Or perhaps like a very angry pet who wants to beat their self-proclaimed owner with a shovel. "You disgusting hound - Don't you ever do that again!"

Life is cold and cruel for many people - but that applies especially so for anyone that meets Katya's acquaintance.

Of course she appreciates the help Iago is offering. Even if it's technically slower than what she could do if she simply shifted and dug a whole in her large wolf form. But it's the thought that counts - and it did count.

But Katya was nothing if not a complete asshole that liked making fun of her... acquaintances. Especially Iago who struck her as a helpless, squeamish little kitten. And bad pets who insulted their owners needed to understand that that was unacceptable.

So Katya was going to be a good owner show them exactly what happened when pets were bad.

" Well now you're just bein' cruel. "

Without missing a beat, she ignored the shovel & jumped at Iago - the sound of ripping & tearing clothing echoing through the vast woods as the newly turned rags fell to the ground in tatters and suddenly a large black wolf, well over Katya's regular height, was on Iago, pinning them to the ground. Slobber and blood dripped from her mouth and onto the poor bhaalspawn's face as she weighed down on them.

[mostautisticsinner]

You Know Its Abysmal When The Happy Album Makes You Feel Worse

[melissa-titanium]

photo day or soomehing. iwas gonna rende rthis but imLiterally aboutto pa.ss out