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Asmogornas woodling!!!!! Experiment is my everything
#art#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#self ish#will woodlings#idk i saw experiment abd i connected to them spiritualy#i feel like we're litteraly the same person#im sorry for projecting 😔😔😔#btw check out asmogorna if you haven't his art is unbelievable!!!!!
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Did little nitw clay thingys 💥
Theyre kind of ugly but thats ok
#nitw#clay#night in the wood mae#night in the woods#nitw mae#nitw gregg#nitw angus#nitw bea#nitw germ#nitw lori#abd the nitw guy who works every where#nitw art#art#my art#artist on tumblr#disabled artist#nitw game
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I need to work on the composition but this has potential to fuck severely.
#kinda thinking storybook pop-up style layering?#not utmv#sorry guys just a quick peak into my everyday life insanity ig#this is my beloved son Tyson#he's a sad little english settler ghost boy who was killed in the woods by wolves after he went searching for his father abd got caught in#a beartrap#now he haunts a carnival which came to town one day. there's a night-crew of other ghosts who work there#but he's just homesick and petty and refuses to give the place a chance#also he's like. 9. and idk how small to make him compared to the tent lmao#spotatalk#last note: welcome back to my Red Sketches. i am deeply unwell and always do mono-color sketches lol
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Hey!
*I run over exhausted*
What’s the best wood for building a box?
If yer' lookin' for a real durable sort, I bet'cha some Hickory would do the trick!
Might be a bit expensive, but whatever gets th' job done, Har Har!
(d..does this have somethin' ta do with that MR jr. fella????)
#SORRY THID IS SO LATE#Falls over abd dies#i spent like 20 minutes learning about wood for this#and chose hickory in the end because id sound like a nerd choosing one of the stronger woods with big names#💔💔#rp#rp blog#mannequin mark regretevator#regretevator#regretevator roblox#regretevator mannequin mark#mannequin mark#roblox regretevator#roblox#🪚.mmark
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A Third Spider Bite has hit the Laz 😔🤙
#laz talks#27 years of rambling in the woods and 0 spider bites#one summer in this fuck ass apartment abd bow ive had THREE
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the second somebody clocks in u can't tell then 8 things at once, ask them to do a task RIGHT NOW, actually no somebody else is doing it so let's continue another favor, HANG ON no you DO need to go do that task Right Now . but wait "I still need to tell you more stuff ." spell of blows up my brain immediately .
I've been struggling to get all my regular stuff done and now that the meat in the meat cooler is All Located (very good for counts and numbers !!) I do have more to do now (not the worst) but my routine has been messed up cause while I was getting everything done really well but I would get down to the wire w my pulls , they said they want my pulls done sooner/faster . which has broken my routine and has fucked me bad LOL .
I'm still doing what I was before but now I'm getting the Panic . which wears me out faster . I dont understand why you'd push somebody who's already getting everything done well . and well if they ask me what's up I'm gonna tell them that busted my routine in 20 pieces . cus mine you I've been 430 to 10 now, so I lost an hour of work And I've been needing to clean up morning crew stuff . and to be honest I've been more anxious than usual and my time bljndness has really been getting me !
#I Want Drugs To Fix My Brain but i cant afford to go Get Drugs tk fix my brain cause doc appts cost money#abd psych appointments cost money !!! and i still need to pay bills pay my debt and buy food !!!#does a bear blog in the woods#AND I STILL OWEEE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS !!!!! HEEEELP
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I ummm have to be out of the house for a few hours tomorrow morning and idk what to do bc like... the library doesn't open until 9 and like that's only two hours after I leave but I like just don't want to be in one place and have to travel across town yk? like I just want to waste 6 hours of my day in one place <3
#i would go to the woods again i kinda want to...#but i simply abd like#do i really wanna just hike for 5 hours again#not that it was bad!!#it was very nice actually#but idk if i wanna do it again so soon yk#i didn't explore the other half of the woods to be fair so idk
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I’m gonna need the minors to stop following me because is I have to block one more cocky shit who KNOWS they’re not supposed to be here I’m inventing a ray so that I can shoot you all when you interact with my blog and throw out the ashes
#just had a particularly cocky shit try to follow me#so the fact I can’t throw a heavy wood board at him now is making me mad#I’m having an extremely bad day/year so I’m not in the fucking mood to be nice and say what I’m supposed to#I’m going insane every time I fall asleep im dreaming Excalibur is alive…..#i wake up sobbing when I realize he’s really gone….#I’m tired of people upsetting me and making me cry and get angry only for them to have no consequences because I’m ‘the good guy’#I’m just very much not in the mood today so if I’m fucking rude to someone look the other way#if I start going off on a stranger and you defend THE STRANGER we are absolutely done#I’m spiraling abd going crazy obviously
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i'm looking for dress shirt patterns and it took me Way too long to realize that google scrambled my search to mean shirt dress bc Apparently women cant get enough of shirt dresses
#Istg women as a community are becoming less and less comprehensible the more i look into fashion#Like#Do none of u dress butch#Where are the butch women at#They cant all be in carpentry#Muffin rambles#I say as i am a soon to be carpenter trainee who hates sewing#I even hate the word sewing#Its proboynced sowing#So why is it spelled sewing#I understand based on context clues which u mean man#Its google thats stupid abd requires a distinction#Free urselves from the shackles of modern spelling#Personal#To be clear i like shirt dresses but there needs to be some sort of balance it cant sll be dresses i hate dresses#Dresses make me look like s church atendee#U dont understand blonde ppl have two options and its church goer karen and elle woods#And i do not want to look like church goer karen#I wish i looked like elle woods but i could not pull that off if i tried im the wrong spectrum of queer
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I'm pathetic.
#vent#i didnt know i closed today.#so thw plan was to find a sturdy tree in the wood and try to hang myself after work right?#came in at eightjust to find out i dont come in til 12 so im like okay and ride home#all the trees around here are too skinny abd i dont want any kids finding my body#so i try just...teying to strangle myself with the tiedown cables i bought from work#i felt like my head was going to explode#im such a fucking liser i cant even kill myself right
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WILL WOOD‼️
#art#my art#digital art#will wood and the tapeworms#WWATTW#wwatw mario#will wood art#will wood fanart#wee woo#wobely willscups abd the tapesnaps#fanart#this post is sponsored by autism#balls
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don't have the ability to write what I'm feeling down or the art skills to paint it. I'm craving physical touch but the idea of it repulses me, I desperately long to be in a relationship but refuse to seek one out for the fear of being rejected and misunderstood!!!!
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Gas stations are like save points
gas stations are like land lighthouses
#I wouldn’t say light houses as at night they’re not much brighter than the surroundings#unless you find an actual 24/7 by itself#I live in the woods all the isolated gas stations arn’t 24/7#abd all the ones that are 24/7 are in town where there’s other lights on already
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Drew this thing
#mspaintscribbles#my art#ok so like we got this thing from our neighbor who just like made this thing#i dpnt have an image of it but it looks just like the head made out of wood abd stuff#so like the hook thing would have to go over the copper wire and if it touched it it would make a noise like a laugh or a buzzer#like they'c play it when they were drunk#anyways for some reason we got it now and it just lives on my desk now
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Astray far away, towards the lands of the enemy.
Adar x reader | SMUT🔞 | Ch.2
When orcs cross your lands you choose survival. After that you choose selfish desire which makes for a nice turn of events.
WC: 2.2k
Part one of the Lets make Adar a dad fic
Waldreg was a rat, always had been.
But nowadays, with evil lurking he was making quite the points to assure survival.
After Bronwyn gave her speech about fighting and Waldreg had countered it with bowing down for survival you had followed him out of the gates of Ostirith, and during the night, bowed down before your enemy.
Before you, Waldreg made a speech of loyalty but was ignored by the orcs' leader.
Ignored until he had called him Sauron.
You watched Waldreg be grabbed by the throat and thrown to the ground, still offering loyalty to whoever the man before you all might be.
Again he was ignored, as the man took Rowan who stood right before you and was dragged to face the crowd, forced to kneel as the orc leader tossed a dagger at Waldreg's chest. Finally speaking.
"Only blood can bind."
Before your eyes, in the torch lit town you watched as Waldreg did as instructed, and killed your friend to pledge his loyalty.
Next thing you knew you were following along with orders, listening to Adar give his speech to the Uruks he called his childen. Abd then trying to hide from your now enemies, praying the Uruks recognised you as their ally.
Only the Uruks weren't the biggest of your worries as another troop came in on horseback to aid the oposing forces.
So you hid with the remainder of the troop that managed to escape. You hid in the woods until the ground shook and fire rained from the sky and by the time the enemy fled you were back with Adar and the others and the start of building a new home was done.
The Southlands were no longer, from now on you were citizens of Mordor.
Scouts were sent off and remaining troops arrived with all belongings, ready to build.
But first it was time for celebration.
Uruks howled and feasted on fallen soldiers, even offering you some meat but you politely declined.
Instead you found the other humans, all getting drunk off whatever survived the onslaught. So you moved on from them too, not feeling like drinking after all that happened. Your last stop was somewhere off at the edge of the town's remains where you stared at the smouldering ashes and low dancing flames on the edge of dying out.
That too didn't bring your mind peace and quiet, so you moved on again. Wandering around until you almost ran into someone after turning a corner.
"Not of the celebrating kind, child?" Adar himself stood before you, two mugs in hand. He offered one to you as he went to sit on some fallen support beams.
"I'm not really one for getting drunk or feasting on my enemies' flesh, no." You joined his side and sat down. "Don't take me wrong, I am glad your Uruks have a home now." Your words ended with a smile, buried behind the drink. It was bad how you wanted to stare at the man for as long as you could. You had wanted it since you first watched him throw Wardreg and had Rowan killed. No one should look that good doing all of that.
"You know your eyes speak enough. No need to hide, I can read you." His gloved hand raised to lower your mug.
"This is good, what is it?" You tried your best to change the topic of conversation with a genuine question.
"A simple Uruk made red wine the last group brought in. Is it that different from what you served here?" He gestured to the tavern that you sat behind and looked at you with a curious look.
"It's so nice and warm." It brought you comfort so you sipped away at it, the nerves of everything happening today finally leaving you. "So strange, it's so much nicer than ours."
This time it was Adar changing the topic again. "Shall we go join the others? Surely you'd warm up to my children quicker that way." His offer was a kind one, filled with elven charm he still possesed even after becoming what he was now.
"I think I prefer the less chaotic energy here, in all honesty. Being able to talk and drink wine, it's nice."
And it was nice, even Adar agreed. Now that he and his children had a home there was no need for endless planning and strategizing to keep him busy anymore.
"I admit, you are right. Having a quiet conversation just for the pleasure of it is something I have not done in a long while." He watched you place your mug down, impressed with how quickly you had downed the wine for a mere mortal who claimed not caring about getting drunk.
You placed the mug down and thanked the wine for silencing the voice in your head as you sat straight up and murmured something. Adar didn't catch what it was, and questioned you about it.
"I said," With a swift move you flung your leg over his lap and straddled him. "There is probably other things that you have not done for pleasure in a very long time."
Adar followed your quick movements with ease, hus gloved hand ending on your hip. Metal digging into your skin to steady you as his other hand came up to rest at your jaw.
Your actions intrigued him. "You assume right." His gloved hand sqeezed a bit harder, making you squirm in his lap as the sharp edges pressed deeper against your bones. "Now, what did you have in mind now that you have sat yourself so selfishly onto my lap?" He wasn't actively moving you off him so you took your chances to move along, inching closer to his face and pressing a swift peck to his jawline before nuzzling his neck.
You only got a confused grunt in response, which had you decide to think more as an Uruk, and bite down on his flesh and grind your hips against his. It earned you a low growl and a sharp pull of your hair that disconnected your lips from his throat.
"You wish to be rough, little mortal?" His gaze changed into an amused grin, taking your hip and shoulder in hand as he manouvered you onto your back, legs still over his as he moved himself atop of you.
His legs on either side of the fallen structure with your hips pulled up against his, a sharp metal hand pressing into the soft plump of your cheeks prying open your jaw to push a finger past your lips.
His ungloved hand went to find the ends of your garment and tear it off your lower half, exposing you to the night air while you struggled to move against the iron grasp on your jaw and the metal digging into your tongue.
"How good of you, to wet your master's fingers for him.." His lips barely an inch from your ear, returning the act of biting down on your earlobe with a soft growl and licking the sensitive flesh.
You mewled as his gloved hand left your face, sharp fingertips dragging down over your clothed torso as he sat back up, untill it reached bare skin. You gasped as he continued south, two fingers moving just off your centre, pulling a soft plea from you. "P.. please, no.."
He watched in amusement as he pressed the flats of his fingers against your mound, just the leather of his glove on your skin. He drank in the fear that mixed with your arousal, adding to his own fire and exposing you further, leaving your body bare to see for anyone who'd wander past.
You could feel his hard length press against you as he rutted his hips against you, his hands toying with your chest making you moan out in pleasure.
He groaned in return, moving to undo his trousers and free his cock, wetting it with your slick.
"It's been long since I have felt this warmth." He breathed out, postitioning his tip at your entrance. You whined with every inch of his length stretching you open, wrapping your legs around his waist as best as you could. The sounds of the Uruks ans men partying drowned out more with each roll of Adar's hips, forcing a moaned breath out of you each time.
He stilled as he bottomed out, hips slotted with yours in a near perfect matter. Leaning forward on his hands his hair framed his face, lust blown eyes staring deep into yours. There was a slight pant in his breath. "I will keep you." His gloved hand moved to your chest, metal fingers toying with your nipple making you whine out. "Y.. yes Lord Father.." Pain and pleasure mixed in the best way. "You are mine to seek pleasure with howevever I wish."
Your hands moves to clas at his thighs in an attempt to make him move. "My body belongs to you, Lord Father."
Your words spurred him on and with a hand on your hip he started moving, cock leaving you almost fully before thrusting back in and setting a steady pace.
Cries of pleasure filled the ashen air, groans and pleased grunts joining the choir behind the tavern. "L..lord Father.. Adar.." Your voice was barely abouve a whisper. " your hand found his hair, fingers scratching his scalp. "Plant your seed.. Use me to continue your bloodline."
His thrusts became more harsh, forcing a gasp from you each time his hips came in contact with yours. "Would you.. truly give up your body.. like that?" He panted between breaths, he hadn't bred in Ages, not feeling the need to produce more offspring. The concept of having a family of his own beside his Uruk children was foreign to him.
"Please.." You pulled him in closer with your heels pressed into his back, moaning as his cock hit just right inside you.
"Make me a mother."
Adar's hips stilled entirely as he looked down on you, a grin spread wide on his faceas he lifted his gloved hand and brought a fingertip down below your chest hard enough to break skin. You could not see what he did, only feel the carving of flesh obscured by the plump of your breast.
He did not speak, nor try to show you. Instead resumed his rough pace as if nothing had happened.
"You will bear my children, yes? For as long as I please. Until your body is no longer fit to carry offspring." His raspy voice was right at your ear, his teeth sinking into the sensitive skin on your neck as he bred you.
"Ahh..Adar.. hah.." Your moans increased the closer you got to the edge. They were music to Adar's ears.
Not like the animalistic howls and roars of thr Uruks he had gotten so accustomed to. No, your sounds were addicting.
Your hand found his ungloved one, guiding it between your legs to press two fingers down on your clit, silently begging him to pull you over the edge. On contact you cried out, pleading over and over until the coil snapped and you came, walls clamping down on his cock in extacy.
With no chance to catch your breath your cries turned into begging for rest, a moment to come down but instead Adar kept playing with your clit, fucking into you at the perfect angle that hit every right spot inside of you. The display amused him, filing it all away for if he ever found himself alone and in need of relief.
Before you he panted, chest heaving and mouth hanging open. His tongue rolled out past his smiling lips, a string of drool lowering and disconnecting from the tip of his tongue, dripping down right above your core. His already slick fingers gathered it and spread it all over where his cock disappeared into your folds.
It reminded you that you weren't producing a child with an elf. You were being bred by an Uruk.
Adar's growls and sighs got more frequent along with his thrusts becoming less rythmic. He was as close as you were again.
His hinistrations continued, fingers dancing over your sensitive bundle of nerves as his cock stroked thr spot that had you see stars from the inside.
You threw your head back with one last gut wrenching moan, squeezing your walls around his cock once more and pulling him over the edge with you. With a low growled moan he spilled deep within your womb, stilling to catch his breath.
As he tucked himself back into his trousers he watched your close to unconsious form, eyes closed and breaths evening out.
In your current state you could no longer register the Uruks that had gathered because of the noise, watching their Adar who mated with one of the new women.
He was unsure how long they had been there or how much they saw, but from the howls and cheers he figured they had seen enough.
With a glare in their direction, Adar sent away his children and covered your bare skin to the best of his abilities. You needed a new set of clothes.
With you wrapped in his arms he set off to find a place for you to sleep while he sent others on a hunt for clothes.
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Die Moosweiblein
Moss Women
Moss Women are female forest spirits from German legend. They belong to the poor souls.
Moos Women occur in Saxony, Thuringia, on the Saale, in Orlagau, in the Harz mountain, in the Vogtland, in Upper Palatinate, in the Bavarian Forest, in Franconia and Upper Franconia, in the Bohemian Forest, around Warnsdorf in the northern Czech Republic, in the Giant Mountains and in Westphalia.
Depending on the region, Moss Women have a different appearance. Most often, they are as short as a three to five year old child. They have an ugly appearance, often entirely covered in moss, and are hunchbacked. They appear to be very old with grey, wrinkled faces abd blackened, blind eyes. They have long black or white unkempt hair. Their voices are high-pitched and squeaky. They are always barefoot. They often carry brushwood in a pannier on their back or in their apron. They use a walking stick to support their unsteady gait.
Moss Women are living in the forest, where they are dwelling in underground caves or hollow trees. They are sleeping in beds from moss. They are living in large families and can have children from Wood Kobolds or humans. They like to bake delicious cake, and when they do, mist is coming out of the forest. When politely asked for, they serve the cake also to humans.
Moss women know herbs and are skilled at both sending and healing illnesses. If people mock them, they send them ailments. This can happen in a variety of ways. They can squeeze people so hard that they become sick and miserable, and they can sit on them so that they become lame. They can also breathe on them, which causes people to get bumps or ulcers on their faces. Moss women also have knowledge of the future.
Moss women reward people by giving them wood shavings or leaves that turn into gold. They also give balls of yarn that never end unless you deliberately look for their end, or webs and knitted items that bring luck and blessings into the house. The moss women also show their gratitude with well-intentioned advice and warnings. They also look after children in the forest, lead people out of the forest at night without getting lost, or help them find deer and roe deer antlers.
On the other hand, moss women steal bread and dumplings. They cannot tolerate caraway bread, however, which is why they cry out: caraway bread, our death. The same goes for "piped" bread, i.e. bread into which the tip of your finger has been pressed. They cannot touch counted baked goods either. On the other hand, the moss women rightfully own some of the hay cuttings and the water that drops on the rim of the vessel when scooped out, as well as some of the linseed, flax stalks, ears of grain and tree fruit, as well as the flour that sticks to the frame of the bucket and any leftover bread crumbs. Moss women allow people to gather wood in the forest if they first receive a piece of bread or a dumpling as a gift
Sometimes moss women help people with deeds and advice. They visit people's houses and do various jobs, for example they spin flax and wool at night, they scrub, feed, milk, mow, help with haymaking and harvesting. If moss women receive food from shepherds, they bless their cows, which then produce more milk. For craftsmen, they protect their tools from thieves. As household spirits, moss women bring luck and blessings, but also require to receive food offerings in return. They detest people's cursing and vices. They love silence, hate quarrels and curses, and are driven away by them, just as they disappear never to be seen again if they are given new clothes. Whenever bast is peeled from a tree, a Moosweiblein must die.
On the river Saale, the Buschgroßmutter (bush grandmother) is known as the queen of the moss women. Strictly speaking, the bush grandmother is the mother of the moss women (here: moss girls), with whom she travels around the country, usually in a small cart. She has messy hair and a fixed gaze. The bush grandmother is also a bogeyman. The bush grandmother also appears in Silesia, where she is called Pusch-Grohla.
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