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[nitw]

might release sts siffrin mod today if i can finish up the last character art.....?!?!?!

[homeofthelonelywriter]

Il mio piccolo sole | Spoilers!

(A/N) I had been working on this in my head since after I watched the Ghovie. Aaaaaaahhhhh I'm so excited for what's coming next!! Also, this does contain spoilers, so please only read if you're comfortable with that.

Pairing: Copia x Reader (no Y/N)

Warning: spoilers for Rite here Rite now, angst, comfort, fluff, kisses

Hundreds of times. You had walked this path hundreds of times—most of the time with a smile on your face. After all, you were on your way to Copia’s, your secret boyfriend’s, office. Usually, you’d be giddy with excitement or just exhausted and ready to be comforted and spend a lazy evening with the Papa, but today was different. There was an ever-present scowl on your face, your eyebrows knitted together in concentration. Concentration used solely on keeping yourself together.

The door opened and slammed closed within a second, a noise that echoed through the, by now, empty halls of the clergy. And you knew with that entrance, you immediately had his undivided attention. His head snapped up, his eyes leaving the document he had been reading and instead meeting yours. He looked startled, confused, and slightly irritated. As he was about to open his mouth to speak, you cut him off.

“Are you leaving?”

Now it was pure confusion in his gaze. He carefully got to his feet, before placing both hands on the desk in front of him.

“I apologize, sorella, I believe I do not know what you’re talking about.”

Sorella? He never called you that except for when…your eyes followed his gaze which had started to flicker to his right. There were Primo and Secondo, sitting on the old, worn, leather couch, staring at you. Normally embarrassment would flood through you. You would apologize and dart out of the room, not showing your face for weeks. But in that moment, you didn’t have the patience for that. So instead you just glared at them.

“Get out.”

Primo immediately got to his feet and took a step towards the door you had just slammed closed. But his younger brother just looked at you as if you had insulted Satan himself. Maybe by talking to him that way, you had done that in some way.

“Who do you think you are to tal-”

The man was interrupted when Primo grabbed his arm and hoisted him to his feet, before dragging him to the door.

“Believe me, fratellino, when a woman has that look in her eyes, you do as she says or you won’t live to see another day.”

If you hadn’t been so upset, you would have laughed at Primo’s advice to his younger brother, but right now, all you could do was let out a sigh of relief. You watched them leave the room, only looking back towards Copia when the door closed softly behind them.

“Cara, what is the ma-”

Copia started to round the table, walking towards you with hurried steps, but you stopped him with a raised hand. You knew that if he touched you at that moment, you’d melt and forget all your worries. But you needed to know.

“Are you leaving? Are you stepping down and making way for that…that new person?”

Now Copia knew what you were talking about. A sigh left him and his eyes searched the floor for a moment before they looked back up at you. With determined steps, he closed the distance between you, before gathering your hands in his and raising them to his lips.

“Amore mio, I thought I told you not to go and watch that movie.”

It was you sighing this time. Yes, he had asked you, an the entire clergy, to not watch the movie and to stay away from it in general. But what did he think would happen? As soon as he requested that, you knew that you just had to go and watch it. What a mistake had that been. Sure, you enjoyed the music, the performance, and the fooling around backstage, but when the ending came around you didn’t know what to think. Was what was being portrayed steeped in truth? Were those the plans for the future of the clergy? Who was this new person?

Your mind began reeling and within minutes you found yourself brought back to the stories of what happened to his brothers after they stepped down. Especially Terzo. How he, as well as Primo and Secondo, had been “killed”, even if that was just a story told to the fans. The truth was that they had been forced out of the clergy for months before Copia finally had enough control to allow them to come back. With that new person, who was to tell what he would do to them? Maybe he would actually kill them, or send them away, or-

“Amore…you’re spiraling. Come back to me.”

Copia placed soft kisses against each of your knuckles, waiting for you to break out of your inner panic attack. A soft smile spread across his lips when your eyes focused on him again.

“There you go. Come, sit down, il mio piccolo sole.”

He carefully led you over to the couch that had just been occupied by his brothers, before pulling you close. Once you were able to rest your head against his chest and listen to his heartbeat for a few moments, he broke the silence again.

“I’m not leaving, amore. And I’m not stepping down either, at least not really. But the fans, they are growing restless. They need something new, someone new.”

A sigh of relief escaped your lips and you angled your face so you could look at him. He smiled down at you, pressing his lips against your forehead before pulling you closer again.

“I’m sorry. About bursting in and talking to your brothers like that. I should have thought before I acted.”

Copia shook his head and gently started to rock back and forth with you in his arms.

“Va tutto bene, amore.They need to be humbled sometimes, especially Secondo.”

You chuckled and nodded in agreement. Silence quickly fell over the two of you, and you closed your eyes, fully concentrating on Copia’s heartbeat. You let it ground you until you felt all anxiety leave your body.

“Copia?”

He hummed in response, pressing a fleeting kiss against your hair.

“You should show the movie to the others.”

He tensed slightly, before relaxing again.

“Why do you think so?”

You pulled out of his embrace and settled down on his lap, looking him in the eyes.

“Because they will watch it. Even if you asked them not to. And those who won’t will stumble across the information sooner or later. Show it to them. Make it a whole spectacle with snacks and drinks, and afterward, explain it like you did to me. Assure them, they need it.”

Copia’s lips quickly spread into a smile, affection sparkling in his eyes.

“Satana, I love you and your brilliant mind.”

He surged forward and pressed his lips to yours in a short but passionate kiss. A giggle left your lips as he pulled back, grinning at the smudged paint he left on your lips.

“I will get the event prepared tomorrow.”

You nodded in agreement, a small smile on your face.

“So…what are they saying about the movie?”

You chuckled.

“They love it. Although there is not a lot of sympathy for your mother. Good riddance if you ask most, and me.”

Copia chuckled and nodded. He knew how you felt about his mother after all. But within a second, the smile disappeared and was replaced by a thoughtful frown. You were about to ask what was wrong when Copia spoke up.

“Will you stand by my side? When I explain everything in front of everyone, will you be by my side? Officially?”

Your breath got caught in your throat and your eyes widened. Was he really asking you if you were willing to go public? If you were honest, you had never thought that far ahead. What would the clergy think of your relationship? Would you be accepted or would people try to interfere? You knew a lot of members had a crush on Copia. Would they hate you? Or be happy for you?

“Il mio piccolo sole, come back to me.”

Your eyes focused as Copia’s thumb carefully wiped a stray tear from your cheek. When did you start to cry?

“It’s fine if you don’t want to or if you’re not ready, I-”

You quickly cut him off with a kiss, whispering your next words against his lips.

“I’d love to.”

Translations: Sorella…Sister Fratellino...little brother Cara...Dear Amore mio...my love Amore...love il mio piccolo sole...my little sunshine Va tutto bene...It's alright Satana...Satan

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Birth story submission

Name: Jessica

Age: 26

Height: 5'5

Eyes: blue

Hair: black, long and straight

Idea: She always wanted to be a baby factory. So she signed up to for a Fertility Program. She wants to be forced into labor. Also likes being constantly commanded to push. Big babies and multiple babies are her preference but she'll birth whatever.

Jessica waddled around the room, panting and moaning as the pressure on her pelvis increased. Brushing her long black hair out of her face, she cradled her enormous belly as she labored. The contractions were intense, and very painful. Tears leaked out of Jessica's blue eyes as she cried out in pain.

This is what she had wanted, she could not deny that. She had eagerly signed up for a fertility program, desperate to get pregnant, and was pleasantly surprised when her belly grew big quite fast. A trip to the clinic a few months later had told her why: twins were in her womb! This had made her very happy at the time, for her dream was to be a baby factory, and the scientists in charge of the fertility experiment had told her that she would be well paid for each baby she popped out.

Jessica groaned as the contractions worsened, now thinking that maybe having twins put in her for her first pregnancy was a mistake. Her doctor entered the room and checked her dilation. "Shit," she thought, as he reported she was still around 7 centimeters. She was ready to get rid of this pain and pressure, but her body was not cooperating. The doctor left again, and Jessica was back to laboring alone, trying to take her mind off the urge to push.

"Uuuggghhh!!!" Jessica cried out as the first baby tunneled through her birth canal. Hours had passed, and Jessica was finally fully dilated. However, the doctor had told her that, even when fully dilated, her vagina was quite small for the size of the babies she was carrying, and that she would need to push hard and constant, a LOT! Mewling in pain as the baby pushed, Jessica braced herself, holding the bar over her head as she felt her cervix press outward. "Push!" the doctor ordered, and Jessica pushed, crying and screaming. "Push again!" the doctor ordered, barely giving the 26 year old mother time to catch her breath, but as she felt the head slipping back up, she understood why, and bore down again. "Push harder, we have to get this baby out!" the doctor said, and Jessica cried out in agony and frustration. She was already pushing as hard as she could, but still, it seemed like not enough. The baby was inching down slowly. "OOOWWWW!!" "AAAHHHHHH!" She yelled, as the head finally began to bulge at her tight pussy. "I don't know how I'm gonna get it out," Jessica thought as she felt the head fill her vagina. "Push hard, like you are taking a huge crap," the doctor ordered, and Jessica pushed, her face as red as blood and sweat falling down it as if she had just climbed out of the water. Her vagina burned and ached as she bore down hard, and the massive head stretched her open wide as it emerged. Stopping to gather her strength, she panted heavily as the head hung out of her, and then pushed again. This time, with a squishy pop, the head fully emerged with a gush of fluid, and hung between her legs. "Push, we gotta get that body out quickly!" the doctor ordered, and Jessica pushed. Two more hard quick pushes brought the baby into the world.

The doctors barely had time to cut the cord, as Jessica screamed out in pain again. The baby's sibling was right on its heels, pushing through her painfully. "I can already see the head, push hard," the doctor ordered, and Jessica nodded slightly as she closed her eyes and bore down. Her vagina was sore, having already birthed one baby, but it was also stretched, and so the second head emerged much quicker. "AAAAAAAHHHHH!" Jessica screamed as her vagina burned again. "Jessica, you have to push... just one more time!" the doctor said. Jessica screamed and screamed as the burning overtook her, but she gathered herself and pushed, and the entire baby gushed out, crying loudly. Jessica had successfully delivered twin, 12 pound boys! As she rested, and the doctors brought the two newborns over to Jessica so she could hold and feed them, she thought, "Not bad for my first time... I'll sign up again!"

(Your character rolled a 12 = twin birth)

[spider-mar2004]

Could you do one where Ben is described jokingly by reader as an idiot sandwich from that one meme?

Here ya go dear anonny!

🥪Tʜᴇ Iᴅɪᴏᴛ Sᴀɴᴅᴡɪᴄʜ(ᴇs)🥪

Pairing: Ben Reilly x GN!Reader [SFW]

Summary: April Fools Day is already passed, but seems like you two want to have another one not caring the day.

Warnings: N/A, just comedy and some fluff!

Fresh air? Yes, Sunny day? Yes, Not chaotic day? Ehhh maybe. Your partner the golden silly? Yes.

Indeed it was a wonderful day there, you was in the kitchen from your home, preparing yourself a simple sandwich, although you wished have a better one with more "exotic" things like possibly a chicken, more sauce, etc. But you was pretty lazy today so just a simple one for kill the hunger you had.

Meanwhile your dear Ben Reilly was laid down on the sofa, relaxing himself and hoping if this day was free for him, he was been working so much with his duty as an arachnid hero. By his clingy personality just like a gum stuck to your shoe, he got up and went walking to see what you was doing.

With curious puppy eyes he tlited his head, he stared how you finished prepare your sandwich. But guess you infected your hunger to him too, so carefully and sneaky he walked behind you, and then for surprise give a gentle hug carefully, you almost flinched but you quickly noticed it was him, you smiled and rolled your eyes.

"Hungry too? Little puppy?"

"I am not a puppy!"

Ben exclaimed a little, having a tiny blush on his cheeks. But for answer your question he just nodded with a tiny groan, leaning his head on your shoulder.

"You are always be one, you can't escape from it haha, anyways let me prepare yours-"

Suddenly Benny poked your cheek, teasing you jokingly, at the start you ignored it but as the number of pokes and the speed of it raised, you pushed him away softly, turned to see him and crossing your own arms.

"Really, Reilly?"

"Did you say double "really" or double my second name?"

He teased you more, well the both words sounded very familiar, starting to giggle, then as he noticed you was infront him, he got an idea.

"Oh wait! You have a stain here!"

He pointed on your chest, which you was wearing a white shirt and by instinct you looked down to see.

Nope, all it was a joke, with that same finger he gestured, he would slide it fast until your face touching it including the nose, you know that joke. As you fell on that funny trap, you blinked fast a pair of times, then you shook your head and snorted. Your partner laughed as how you was a easy victim of that.

"You seem really funny there, you should be a clown. Or better..."

You saw two breads without nothing, then grabbing them you put them on the sidesnof his head covering even his ears, with a neutral and slight serious expression from your face, you looked very close to him, your eyes locked on his which he was confused.

"Tell me an answer Reilly... What, are, you."

"U-uhhh..."

"Say, "I'm an idiot sandwich." Now.

"I'm an idiot sandwich...?"

Ben quietly said, your face changing into a more serious one and your voice was firmly.

"Say it louder."

"I'm an idiot sandwich."

"AGAIN."

"I'M AN IDIOT SANDWICH!!"

The volume from both of you were raising up each words saying. Then Ben wouldn't stay there without do anything, with a smirk he inhaled.

"Okay! That's it! If i am an idiot sandwich, you too!"

He grabbed a pair of breads aswell and put them on the same locations on your head as you did that to him. Ben is not an idiot without you, his also idiot aswell.

"WHAT ARE YOU?"

"AN IDIOT SANDWICH, YOU?"

"AN IDIOT SANDWICH TOO."

"WE BOTH IDIOT SANDWICHES, AAAAAAAAH-"

"AAAAAAAHHHHH-"

Pffft, yep, you two became more silly. Seems like you both behaves like kids than adults you are, guess the neighbors could've heard you, but oh well.

He is your idiot, and you really love him, not matter what.

[sungtaro]

AAAAAAAHHHHH I'm going insane 🫶 how are you vibing with it? I honestly think this might be their best album for me 😳 I'm blown away by literally every song they are so impressive... I don't know if I'll be able to choose a favourite 😭 worst thriller shocked me to my core the new chords in the outro.. I'm going to get my music theory brain out and dissect it soon because just wow. And MR.. it's so 2nd gen goodness and fun it's so hype. And then c'est la vie is 10 times the banger I expected it's so noisy 🫶 and so much of rubys mid range vocals!!!!!!! Ah. Also did have a cry over over&over as expected 😢 Allen how dare 😢 An album made for me methinks ...

HIIIII MY BELUVITY i am rly happy with it !! i was super excited abt this album from all they said about it and the highlight medley, and it did not disappoint 🥹 cherry blossom is for sure my fave but love or die and over & over come in a close second tie !! i feel like what rly makes it for me is that you can tell when they're having fun and excited about it ... i think that's what i loved so much about lioc / new wave / masterpiece eras as well, and something i felt was missing a little with sun seeker (which like fair bc . why were we overworking them so much 😭 i rly hope that they've gotten good rest so they can actually enjoy this promo cycle). i'm so glad that we also get to hear more range not just from our main vocal but also in the different approaches to the rap verses / letting rappers sing and singers rap ! vity are really not afraid to try something new which is what makes them so much fun to be a fan of. i think i'll be listening to this album all spring long 🫶🏻

[daisyvisions]

🩶 - husband!jacob being married to you for a few years now and you get experimental with calling him daddy + wanting to try a new position 😏 (afab!reader)

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"d-daddy, ohmygod," you cried out, feeling jacob slam in and out of you from behind. you could feel his grip on your waist tighten the more he pounded into you.

"like feeling my cock, baby?" jacob groaned, amazed at how tight you still were.

you could feel the warmth in your stomach start to creep near your core and you knew you were going to cum soon. "yes, gonna cum soon, daddy," you warned.

jacob started picking up the pace from hearing your warning, and you cried out at the change of speed. "let me feel it baby. you've been so good for daddy, let me see you cum."

you could feel your body go limp as the last few thrusts from jacob sent you over the edge. you came silently for a few moments, overwhelmed by the feeling of it all and then exhaled with broken sighs and whines, hiding your face in the crook of his neck.

jacob kept thrusting in and out of you while you took your pleasure, praising you for finally cumming in the new position that he knew was going to be used many more times after this night. "so good for daddy, yes baby, cum on my cock, so good baby," he repeated.

as you started coming down from your high, jacob pulled out of you and slouched down the bed so that he could cradle you with your face to his chest. he wrapped his leg over your waist and started rubbing your back, trying to coax you back down to earth.

you were still trying to catch your breath when you felt his hand rub gently on your back. "can you hear me, baby?" jacob asked gently, "I'm right here, princess."

when you finally came to, you opened your eyes and met his, smiling and feeling sated. "yes daddy, I'm here," you answered, placing a hand on his chest.

"you okay? I might've went a little too hard on you," jacob admitted, fixing your hair and moving it off your shoulder.

"no da- no jake, I'm okay, it was perfect," you corrected yourself, jacob giggling at your little mistake.

"I'm glad you loved it," jacob replied, scooting a little to bring you closer. "honestly, you can call me daddy any time you want."

you grinned and wrapped your leg around his waist, closing your eyes as you started to feel exhaustion sweep over you. "I might take you up on that offer," you responded, before slowly drifting off to sleep.

😩🤌

PLEASE THAT WAS SO???? 😩 I never knew I needed dom!-daddy-kink-husband-jacob in my life and just imagine HIS HANDS gripping your soft skin AAAAAAAHHHHH

[dilfdoctordoom]

GOTG ASKS? SAY NO MORE

Gimme a sec and I'm gonna spam your askbox

Let's see uuuuhhh..........

Do you think Rich and Gam were in love during the Annihilation War? I know this is more of a matter of interpretation, cause it depends on the writer. In Annihilation itself, it seemed more... Physical? Like, a comfort during the chaos. They seemed to care about each other, but as friends and war companions. But then we have stuff like the Phalanx invasion and holy shit their relationship in those Nova issues with Select!Gamora is so fucking incredible. But THEN stuff like Nova 2017 and... sigh... Cates' Guardians is pretty much "they were in love". BUT THEN!!! Ewing's like they COULD have been in love and Gamora became in love with the IDEA of what they could have and aaaaaaahhhhh. In the end, I know it doesn't matter. I'm not that interested in what "being in love" means or anything. I'm just curious about what you think the nature of their relationship was during those 6 months we don't actually get to see 👀

I don't think they were in love during the height of the war, but the aftermath is a whole other story. Less life and death, more time spent together... they get close to the point that Richard wholly trusts her to help handle physical issues (which does end in war crimes but you know what no one is perfect).

Gamora, though... I don't think she started falling for Richard until she was a Guardian. Before that, there was always going to be her sense of guilt she gets when she's around him and Gamora's never going to be comfortable with that feeling. But from afar, I think her feelings would be able to develop a little further.

The Annihilation Conquest Nova stuff is a goldmine for their entire relationship. Much like Riderquilll, I think Richmora, no matter what, have this solid base of trauma bonding that breeds too much trust in people they realistically don't know. Gamora's always gonna believe in Rich. Rich is always gonna believe in Gamora. Any evidence that belief is unfounded (see: Gamora's war crimes) doesn't really phase this, IMO? Rich and hers moment at the end of the Nova tie-ins & how he speaks about her in GOTG2008 #1 really cement it for me.

Ewing has the best handle on their relationship. Which makes sense! He's one of the best writers Rich has had ever and he's one of Gamora's best modern writers.

Nova (2017) #4 really is THE Richmora issue though. It's exactly as nostalgic as it should be which works! Nostalgia is a detriment to both of these characters! Setting their relationship in an issue that just wallows in it is so so clever & especially with how it ends... the issues that they had never were resolved & so they damn them once more, because they just. don't talk.

Hate Cates run. Don't establish Rich as the man Gamora loves then have her hook up with the man Rich loves.

It also feels... they were put in a really interesting position by that point, because Infinity Wars had just happened. We know how the GOTG felt about her actions but IIRC, no writers has actually addressed what Rich thought. Going off GOTG2020, he clearly doesn't hate her for it but idk idk I think Gamora's endless faith in Rich being shook by Peter's death could've been dealt with better if they'd paired it with the idea that Rich's endless faith in her was shook by her, idk, killing Peter.

[lamemaster]

AAAAAAAHHHHH Thank you so much for writing this 🥹🥹 I love this so much. I will always keep this close to my heart. (And reread once I'm over this induced sugar rush)

You are strange, is the most realistic thing she could have said 🙈🙈

Just The Two Of Us

Nerdanel x reader

A/N: I’m a little late posting this for my dear llama drama master @lamemaster for their birthday. I know how much you adored Nerdanel and wanted something that involved being soft with her, so I decided to whip this up for you. Happy Birthday!!

“This is nice.” Her eyes were closed as she took in the crispiness of the fresh air upon the hill you sat.

Unable to withhold your grin, you nodded enthusiastically at her words and agreed, “You’re right, this is wonderful. I believe it is the most perfect day.”

“But is the is the way you spend your begetting day? In the comforts of solitude?" she asked, voice filled with a tinge of concern, however, her face reflected the opposite. She seemed to understand that it wasn’t solitude, but selective company, though her heart worried that she was not the best choice.

Laughing at her lingering fear, unaware that this was concern normal and a form of peace after many years of experience, you lifted your head away from the straw basket and met her viridian eyes. Her freckled face appeared redder under the warm, radiant sun, even brighter as she was adorned in her favourite green dress. “Solitude is the best instead of being around those who do not care—besides, I’m not alone. I have you here with me.”

“You are strange, Y/N. However, it is endearing,” she murmured and reached forward to assist you with removing the cake from the basket. Her nurturing instinct came out the moment she witnessed you setting up your own cake and treats for a day meant to celebrate you.

Your cheeks grew warm under the compliment she bequeathed. Normally, one would frown at a remark, but you understood it came from a place she had kept frozen for many years after her heart had been broken. All you could do was feel touched that she was willing to be generous with her compliments on such a jovial day made for you. “Happy that my strangeness is touching,” you cheered.

Gathering all the utensils out of the basket and setting them beside the cake, she counted and checked all the items to ensure you had everything before you commenced the celebration. Her lips moved at the speed of light as she whispered and her finger pointed to each item while you just stared at her motherly behaviour. You hadn’t been fortunate to witness her softness during the early months of your meet and greet, but as time rolled by, you experienced her care and less of her pain.

“It is strange that you are still celebrating your begetting day as an adult. Most people stop after turning fifty—are you waiting for a particular time to cut your cake?” Her viridian eyes sparkled as they flashed upwards to inquire. They were filled with more life than you could remember seeing. What started out as dull and lifeless when you first saw her, became emerald gems whenever you were around, and she bore no embarrassment in revealing what your presence had done for her.

“True, but I am not like most people and secondly, I am a mortal who magically fell into your backyard. I’m like your Fairy Godmother who came to whisk you into happiness,” you laughed with a playful eye roll and a wave of your hand, knowing that her face held confusion at your choice of words. “Consider this a surprised wish, spending my birthday with me. An extra slice of happiness for us both.”

Grinning, she said nothing at first as she reached for the glasses and the bottle of wine to fill each. Ensuring that your glass was less than hers, Nerdanel’s hand outstretched to present your drink and gift you a warm smile to accompany your beverage. Then, she carefully whispered once you took your glass, “Then a blessed Happy Birthday to you and thank you for sharing your day with me. I do hope my gift can outdo what my presence brings.”

Turning to face her, your heart grew warm and was reflected in your face once you knocked your glass with hers. “Don’t worry about that! There is no one better to share my birthday with. Let’s drink this out, cut the cake together and then see what gift you brought.”

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Peasantly Royal

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While you slept soundly after farming artifacts your house caught an electrical malfunction which caused your home to go Kaboom— a good excuse for the universe to send you to Teyvat.

*3 days before

"PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!! I CAN'T STAND CELESTIA RULING OVER ANYMORE" Teyvat pleaded on their knees but the Divine power that only contained the memories of the previous host or vessel was wondering why. "What's wrong with Celestia? The people seem to be doing just fine" "it's not about the people, they're just assholes" Teyvat witnessed all that happened when Celestia was in charge of the Overworld so it was quite obvious that they needed to be overthrown. "Fine, as long as you will be Taking care of them"

"Can I also be their mother?" Too late for the Divine power to rethink since it was already happening "Damn you spoiled hoe" the glowing light scowled before it departed for its new hosts' transfer.

*Present day

You woke up feeling like a Disney princess considering you only got 3 hours of sleep along with some time galactic war dream, you left your room to get some food but noticed a trail of grass coming from your front door to your kitchen and when peeked from the corner you saw a human-ish woman looking around your cabinets and drawers and but you mean human -ish as kind of like Adeptus human-ish, she had horns, claws, and some parts had scales and to your response of someone poking around your kitchen.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Who are you and what are you doing in my kitchen? And if you're looking for money*tsk* I would've joined you" they looked concerned and confused from that reaction but softly replied "I mean no harm, I only wish to greet you with a morning breakfast considering you just came here but it seems that there isn't anything I could make from your pantry" you were dumbfounded from her reasons of breaking and entering I mean she seems like someone from the wild but wasn't it common sense to not go into someone else's house without permission "You broke into my house to make me breakfast? Does that sound very believable to you?" She took a moment to think and was flushed with embarrassment "It may not sound believable but I really only want to make you breakfast as some sort of welcome greeting" "you reeeaaally welcomed yourself here but sadly I don't have any ingredients for making food since I have only been surviving with cup noodles"

"Y-you were only surviving off unhealthy sustenance," she said while her docile aura shifted to a more menacing one, she left the room not long after and something was telling you to stay if you value your life. She came back after a few minutes with a dead boar and some spices, she began chopping the boar and spices into pieces "Is there any way to start a fire?" You walked close to turn on the stove then she started cooking the boar with whatever condiments you had then served it to you. I mean you were hungry and someone serve you some good-looking food, why not? You ate your stake as she explained to you how u got here.

"So my house blew up from an electrical malfunction and went kaboom so you took this opportunity to get me here AND I am the soul reincarnation of the previous deity while the essence was with you? Very interesting and how do I know this is true?" You said sarcastically but a voice in your head really went out and said "y'know, we might get this opportunity to pet Miko's ears and tail" you son of a bitch I'm in. " So where exactly in Teyvat are we?" "Oh, we're on Fontaine currently but if you want we—" "So can we get macarons? Or maybe go meet Yae Miko?" "Huh?!" "MACARONS!!"

You dressed up in one of Teyvat's dresses and the raging war on your reflection if you should shave your brows or not, now you're in a little tea shop waiting for macarons, and while you were waiting, "is it normal for uh... you to walk around?" Teyvat giggled at your question "no, they only can't see my inhumanity is all" you sighed in relief, and then a high status looking lady came in and accidentally knocked off your plate of macarons but she didn't seem to notice but your introverted ass was too shy to tell her about the plate so you just cried silently "Darling are you ok?" "No, I'm fine, it's just... Baloney" you just ordered another plate and ate with tears in your eyes.

Later that day you bumped into the fancy lady again but this time she dressed less fancy like she was in pajamas and she did seem like she was following you "I dunno who you are but if you have anything you wanna say just say it, you weren't really that sneaky either" that was a lie Teyvat told you a couple of hours ago that she started following you two— "Fine, tell me the secret of that glass gadget you keep in your pocket" the what? Your phone? You have occasionally picked up your phone to take a couple of pictures but — Teyvat whispers to your ear "best leave, she might take something of importance.

You just sprinted away from the scene, I mean you said she could say what she wants but you never said you were gonna answer, you reached your house gasping for air as you thought of how you were gonna enter the city now. A few days pass and you were watching Train to Busan with Teyvat clinging to your side terrified of how your world described Zombies and you hear a knock on your door it was the fancy lady all roughed up when she followed you to your house barging in "TELL ME WHAT WAS THAT DEVICE!!" She demanded while holding you by the collar, Teyvat stood up from the couch and opened a hole under her feet where she fell, you looked at Teyvat with suspicion "What I just sent her away" "To where exactly?" "Her residence"

You found out later she was the current Hydro Archon.

I am Teyvat simp so i wish for mommy teyvat, no one will make mommy Teyvat content then I will

[polypanlife]

I know in my last post I mentioned I only had 1 partner but HOLY FREAKING HELL tonight just changed that! It isn't official but I am super close to having another by my side! I've been crushing on this person for almost a year and apparently he started feeling the same a bit ago and we finally confronted each other on it and AAAAAAAHHHHH. Oh my God guys I'm just so giddy right now! If y'all want to hear the whole story let me know!

[jisungshotfirst]

Aaaaaaahhhhh! I'm still smiling like a fucking fool everytime I think about it! I cant believe this really happened 🥺 I am truly so blessed!

Sadly I'll have to work morning shifts the rest of the week so I have to get up at 4am to be at work at 5.30 but bet I won't let a single stupid customer ruin my mood!

I watched the recording of my call so many times its insane. Even now as I'm on the train I'm watching it again.

You know what the sweetest thing was? He looked at me so intently with his round sparkly eyes while I was reading the Korean to him and he listened so carefully and then he kept answering in English 😭 istg show me a better man than Kang Chani it's impossible he's the best in the whole wide world!

Also have you seen that ACE Jun's BL started airing? 👀 it's called Tinted With You and he's so cute in it! There's currently 2eps out so far and I really like it!

Also Color Rush S2 started filming and did you know that Vixx's Hyuk will be the second male lead 😱 and Hyunjoon won't won't be in it? 😭 I really want wait for it to start airing in January 👀

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4am ????? Illegal ... I am so sorry for that. I'm glad you won't let them ruin it !!! Kang Chani giggled at you, you are unstoppable.

No that is so precious that he made sure to answer in english :((((( he is the best in the whole world !!!!! He rly is :((

YES JUNHEE'S BL 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖 I was so excited and I do vibe so far. He fell like 4 times in the first ep and I was like this silly man<3 He do be a hell of a 3rd wheel rn tho so I'm manifesting a Good love triangle that is hopefully as close to poly as possible in a kdrama fndnd

Yesssss I'm so excited :(( I heard about hyuk!!! Screamy boy legend it'll be so fun to see him. But no I didn't hear that about hyunjoon did sm happen ??? Coz he was at the readings no?? :(((( thats rly upsetting how are they gonna do things :(

But good news anyway TO MY STAR 2 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖 they had their readings im literally so excited that's my fav Korean bl so ✨✨✨✨ aaaaaaa I'm so excited

[theglittertour]

I'm in the queue... Its enormous!!! I think I wasn't prepared. Im not sure if i will manage to buy a merch before the show. But it doesnt matter☺ Ewa

AAAAAAAHHHHH! You are SOO close! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

Are you so excited?! Feeling okay?!

Merch will be there. Don’t fret!

[aspiring-holistic-otaku]

hey again guys, vacation's coming to a close and I go back to work Tuesday. it was a good vacay, I was at my old uni alot and ppl kept asking me why I was there lol. I also got a tattoo which is wild, I've wanted one for around 2-3 years now and it turned out really great, I went with an idea the artist had his own ideas but we were able to talk it out and come up with something better than either of us could have come up with solo and I thought that was pretty neat. (it's in the healing stages and stuff, there's so much about tattoos that I didn't know!!! aaaaaaahhhhh!!! but I love it) um yh, nothing much else... currently on my 5th book, The Go-Giver, a really nice read but kinda fanciful if you haven't read other books about the process and how hard it is to actually work on yourself... anyways yh, midterms are coming up for y'all college peeps (and hs peeps as well?? idk lol) hope y'all do great, I'll probly make a separate post to cheer you guys on then but yh that's what's been up. (oh God maybe I am old as fuck, I'm really using Tumblr for the purpose of blogging??? oh godddd?)

bonus (?): oh right my birthday was last Thursday but I don't generally publicize it because of stuff but I figured I'd start this year and it was actually pretty cool... ok yh bye

ok I’m back for a night, a little update:

I’ve been doing much better this year, finished reading my third book, developing new friendships, my self development is going really well, self confidence is really improving (yesterday I went to a restaurant with my friend but he was late. it’s a popular restaurant so it was packed but I managed to sit by myself and didn’t even budge when ppl came to ask if someone else was coming), professionally I’m making plans but more importantly taking steps towards goals, seeing more things as opportunities and such, focusing my energy on the available means of success rather than the possible ways of failure…. I’m on vacation next week so that’s nice and yh… lots of new music and shit…

TL;DR ya boy’s doing good