#a millisecond of brilliant light and we're vaporized
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LOL At everyone thinking elections aren't "free and fair" now their person loses. Aren't you Canadian anyway? Pay attention to your own politics, we don't care about you over here.
A) I'm American, I can tell you're a regular reader and longtime fan who deserves my attention! How's things? How's your mom?
B) This election is/was so horribly consequential for literally everyone on Earth that even if I were Canadian, it would still be very much my bailiwick.
C) I am extremely shocked by the outcome, yes, and I do believe that the party which pretty much said outright for the last four years that they're gonna fuck shit up in the voting process as much as possible, especially in swing states, probably did exactly that -- but whether "my person" won or lost, it matters that every single ballot cast be counted properly. Even the ones for the orange fascist who's now gonna kill us all. So if there's any chance any voter's ballot was uncounted, then yes, they should seek to address that immediately.
D) Get fucked! The rest of us sure as shit are now.
#didn't want to be around to watch the end of the Anthropocene but here we are#I wish it were a great-lakes-size meteor hurtling toward us cause at least that'd be fast#a millisecond of brilliant light and we're vaporized#this one's gonna be slower and uglier#picture a boot stamping on a human face forever
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"I've planned ahead. We're just three miles from a primary target. A millisecond of brilliant light and we're vaporized. Much more fortunate than millions who wander sightless through the smoldering aftermath. We'll be spared the horror of survival."
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