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The big bad wolf and the three handsome brothers pigs

In the morning of today's new day,Richard has finally wakes up,and he feels that he's ready to hunting the wolves beastmens today,after he had digested Takeru the bad wolf yesterday and his muscular got buffed from Takeru the bad wolf that he had digested,and he decided to get up from his bed ans takes off his pajamas,and he pick up the towel to covered his waist,and goes outside his bedroom, to go to the bathroom to takes a bath. After he's finished bathing,and comes out of the bathroom, Richard decided to go back to his bedroom with towel that he's used to cover his waist,after Richard gets inside his bedroom,he goes to the closet to opened it,and pick up his huntsman outfit,before he's wearing it, while his seven sons bring his weapon such as an axe and a shotgun to stop these bad wolves for devoured everyone in the path,and Richard wants to protecting his sons for not letting these bad wolves devouring his sons again like yesterday.

After he's finished wearing his huntsman outfit,and opened the door,goes outside of his house,his sons bring his axe and shotgun for him to hunting these wolves beastmens once and for all,before Richard walked on the road, that's lead him into the deep forest,he told his sons that" See you guys around in the afternoon,maybe in the evening after I'm finished hunting those bad wolves." Then his sons said to him that" Good luck,dad for your hunting on these wolves." And Richard looked at his sons,with smiling on his face before he said to them that" See you guys around,sons. And remember what's I said yesterday is locking the door after I'm leaving. After Richard left and walked the road that's lead him into the deepest of the deep forest,his sons immediately locked,and closed the door and waiting for their dad to come back in the afternoon or maybe evening after he's finished hunting those bad wolves.

On the road that lead into the deepest of the deep forest,while Richard is walking on the road,and he lets out a blue fire ball out of his mouth,and he feels that this is Takeru the bad wolf 's soul.

Then Takeru's soul suddenly transformed a blue fire ball into the human form with blue aura on his body,where he's floating in the air,after he sees Richard with his huntsman outfit whilst he has his weapon such as axe and shotgun,and then Takeru said to Richard"Mr. Richard.,or I should called you King Richard,the King of the goats beastmens." After Richard shoced about Takeru knowing him well,then he asked" How did you know me? Did Fenrir,your leader have talk about me and my wife Jessica had passed away?" Takeru immediately replied to him with" Yes,your majesty King Richard.My leader, Lord Fenrir knows about you and your passed away wife in these years,and your kinds in those years ago, after my kinds and I had destroyed your Kingdom in those time. Lord Fenrir immediately expanded our Kingdom,after your Kingdom had been destroyed. And now,looked like you wanted to hunting my kinds once and for all." Richard nodded before he's continue to walking to the deepest of the deep forest.

In the past,both the goats beastmens and the wolves beastmens hadn't fought against one another,but with their different path such as the goats beastmens wanted to protect the balance of the nature,and lived in their kingdom peacefully,whilst the wolves beastmens wanted to devoured everything in their path,and they decided to brought chaos and destruction to every kinds of life on earth.

The goats beastmens are into Christian region,while the wolves beastmens are into the Cult of worshipping 'the devil', and the goats beastmens are the Kings predators and the Queens predators who ruled above all the predators and preys such as the humans,the others such as the cats,pigs, dogs and the foxes that they lived in the goats beastmens kingdom,while the wolves beastmens are the Alpha predators, all of these wolves beastmens are under ruled by Emperor Fenrir the leader/ New Alpha of all wolves beastmens in that time,and all of the wolves beastmens are jealous of the goats beastmens because the others beastmens such as the cats,the dogs,the pigs and the foxes who's lived in the goats beastmens kingdom,ans they let these goats beastmens eating as their meal, because the goats and the others beastmens such as cats,dog,pigs and the foxes are friends and allies, while the wolves beastmens wanted devoured the others beastmens as well,but they had refused to these wolves because the cats,the dogs, the pigs and the foxes are so scared of these bad wolves' that the goats beastmens called them',and knowing what these wolves beastmens gonna do to them, whilst these wolves are eating them,with that suspicion of the cats,dogs, pigs and the foxes beastmens,the wolves beastmens are the dangerous beastmens what should be careful enough to,and these wolves didn't listen to the Kings predators and the Queens predators's word for not destroying the balance of the nature,and brought chaos and destruction into this world.

Richard still remembered the day that his kingdom has destroyed,in that time at the midnight,the goats beastmens didn't prepare for the income war.

Then the wolves beastmens decided to attacked the goats beastmens kingdom,when in the midnight they didn't prepare for the war of the destruction of the kingdom after the wolves had attacked their kingdom and destroy the city and devoured their citizen,the Kings and the Queens decided to order,command their goats soldiers to protected their people such as the cats,the dogs,the pigs, and the foxes beastmens from these wolves beastmens.

After the Knights of the goats beastmens had charged to the wolves beastmens,and had devoured one of them as well,King Richard and his wife Queen Jessica decided to jump down to the battlefield from their castle,to fought alongside their citizens.

The goats beastmens are nearly won this war,but unfortunately they didn't win the war after the appearance of Emperor Fenrir.

Emperor Fenrir's appearance had shocking all of the cats,dogs,pigs and the foxes,and the goats beastmens themselves, who's had come with an armies of one million of the wolves soldiers of his kinds,then he ordered his soldiers that" Come forth,my armies. Destroying in this kingdom and devoured them all." Before King Richard saw a massive wolves beastmens with knights armored had entered the kingdom from the hole of opened wall of the city wall. King Richard immediately ordered his soldiers that" Everyone charged at those bad wolf,and whilst one of you guys bring these of people our ours to the safety place on that cliff,and while one of you guys had to cleared a path of these people of ours,and now go everyone. Take care of yourselves.While my wife and I had take care of Emperor Fenrir by ourselves,until my wife and I will met again on that cliff." Then one of the General of the goats beastmens had talked to him that" Please be safe,and take care of yourself, brother. I will wait for you there on that cliff."General Leo said to his older twin brother King Richard,they both nodded,and before they're left to go back to do their duties.

After both King Richard and Queen Jessica had run through the wolves armies to lead them to Emperor Fenrir, who has waited for them,after the long walking through the wolves armies, both King Richard and Queen Jessica picked up their sword and ready to fight Emperor Fenrir.

King Richard had his katana on his left hand whilst he had his sword on his right hand,while his wife,Queen Jessica had her sword on her right hand, before they fight, Emperor Fenrir looks so surpried to see both King Richard and Queen Jessica in the same time,then Queen Jessica decided to attack Emperor Fenrir,first. Then She had jumped on the air,before she's decided to used her sword to slashing down on Fenrir's body, after Fenrir got hit by Queen Jessica's attacking,it made injured, because he had a four wounded on his chest,and then Fenrir is screaming in pain of his wound after he gets hit by Queen's Jessica's sword.

Then Emperor Fenrir ready to picked his sword up in the air to slashing his sword down on Queen Jessica's body,but she immediately used her sword to blocked Fenrir's attacks,before she let her husband King Richard,used his katana and sword to slashing down on Fenrir,it made Fenrir had more wounds on his abs, then both King Richard and Queen Jessica used that moment to escaped from Fenrir,this made Fenrir feels very angry now,then he ordered his wolves armies to following and after both King Richard and Queen Jessica.

Then they both had escaped from the followed wolves soldiers,and climbing on the cliff to the top it,and at that moment General Leo had saw his older twin brother and his sister in law,and then he told his soldiers to prepared to attacking at those wolves.

After both King Richard and his wife Queen Jessica had finally climbed up to the top of the cliff,the wolves beastmens had stopped following them,and in that time,when they looked at their Kingdom,the Kingdom of the goats beastmens are now in flames, the building has been destroyed and fallen down to the ground,after all of them saw their Kingdom ir their home,that had been destroyed by the wolves,then King Richard said to them all that" Don't worry,everyone. There's still hope,if we left this place and go to the deepest of the deep forest. We will make a new home there. And The village that made by us there,it will be our new home in the deepest of the deep forest. And my wife and I will made a mansion for ourselves,and for everyone in the new village that all of us had made it, our new Kingdom will be the village in the deepest of the deep forest there." Then Everyone nodded,before they're leaving their own home.

Back to the present after the long walking on the road to the deepest of the deep forest, while Mr. Richard is walking on the road,then Takeru the bad wolf said to him that" After you leave your fallen Kingdom. My emperor,Lord Fenrir immediately expanded our kingdom. But I heard that you met Hercules the former Alpha of the wolves beastmens." After Takeru the bad wolf had mentioned Hercules the former Alpha bad wolf,Richard immediately replied to Takeru the bad wolf that" Well, look like you want to know what's happened to him,when I met him,right." Takeru the bad wolf nodded before Mr. Richard continues saying" This takes place after the destruction of my kingdom in three years later,when my wife Jessica and I decided to go back to watching our fallen Kingdom,where in this time my wife and I wear our huntsman outfit to hunting the bad wolves like you guys. After we arrived on the cliff that we escaped in that time,we looked down at our fallen Kingdom for 2 minutes,before we ahd heard a footstep, and then we turning our back to see someone running toward us. In thatctime we prepared to our attacking to strike at that person. Until we found out that the person that's running toward us,are non other than Hercules the former Alpha bad wolf of the wolves beastmens,then we decided to stopped our attack. After we met him at that time,we both decided to talk to him, how he get here. Then Hercules told us that' Looked at me,I am no longer the Alpha of the wolves beastmens because I lost to Emperor Fenrir,and now he's just noe the leader but the new Alpha of the wolves beastmens that attacked your Kingdom earlier in those years ago.'

"My wife and I didn't shocking about the situation of the destruction of our Kingdom,but then Hercules asked us that' Looked like you guys had bring your peoples to the deepest of the deep forest to make your new home there,and that village is your new Kingdom,right.' When Hercules the former Alpha bad wolf told us like that,I ready my fist to punch him,but I think it will a honoured to fight him. Then I told my wife to step aside from the battle of me and Hercules the former Alpha bad wolf. I'm immediately told Hercules that' it's a honoured to fight and devoured you,Hercules,' then Hercules replied to me that' it's a honoured to fight you,but I wouldn't be your food if you win against me,King Richard.' After then,Hercules and I used our own fist to fight,when in a few minutes, I kicked him on his abs,Herucles immediately falls on the ground,before I told him that' I respected my opponent like you, you are so strong like those bad wolves that I fought against before.' then Hercules the former Alpha bad wolf asked me that' Well,you mean those wolves are the wolves beastmens like me.' then I told him that' Yes, of course they are. When they lost to me,well all of them will ended up in my gut because they accepted their fate of about eating by me or the others beastmens such as cats,dogs,pigs, the foxes and others goats beastmens.' Before I told Hercules the former Alpha bad wolf to took off his clothes because I wanted to kept his clothes as my trophy of what I had hunting today,after Hercules had finished took his clothes off,and it showed his handsome body, until I saw his body that his body was buffed,sexy and hot,his muscular was bigger than me,but I still not believe that he had an eight packs, because I had an eight packs as the same as Hercules had. Before I grabbed his waist,and opened my mouth wide to snapped his entire head into my mouth,then I swallowed him. And hours later of swallowing Hercules the former Alpha bad wolf,after I finally had his feet in my mouth, before I swallowed them down,the bulge that his feet made in my throat,it felt amazing,before it went down to my stomach. After I finally had full of Hercules's inside my gut,at this moment I jsut realised that when I swallowed Hercules,he made saliva covered my mouth. But there's something that I cared about in that time, that's my gut,because when I looked down at my own gut,I felt like I had a person who's ended,and curled in my gut here. Then I asked my wife Jessica that how my gut looks like to her, she said to me ' Honey, your gut are bloated gut,and it looked like a person who's eneded,and curled up in your gut there.' then she came to closed to me, before she used her both hands to rubbing my gut for calm a person in my gut or my gut down.

When she rubbed my gut,it immediately made me wanted to burped,so I accidentally let out a sexy,hot and satisfied belch out of my mouth' Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp!!!!!' after she heard my belch,she giggled a little bit of my belch,before she said to me that' That's kinda hot, honey.' after she said to me with that sentences, she made my face looked blushing so much in that moment and I said to her with my blushing face that' I knew it ,babe. You liked my belch when I let a hot, sexy and satisfied belch out of my mouth,and I knew that you're into that,right.' Before she continued to rubbing my bloated gut,until we stopped in moment when my wife rubbed my bloated gut,then we heard a footstep that walking toward us,then we prepared ourselves for the striking at that stranger who made a footsteps,and that person made us shocking so much because he's Emperor Fenrir. When he walked to us and said' Well, we hadn't seen each other for a long time at this place again,King Richard.' when Fnerir looked at my bloated gut and said' Looked alike you had that former Alpha Herucles the bad wolf in your gut there,right.' then I asked him that' What do you want from us,Emperor Fenrir?' while I used my right hand to rubbed my bloated gut. Then Fenrir told us that' I just came here to talk with you two.' then I said to him that' After what you and your kinds had done to my kingdom,and you still wanted to changing the balance and brought a chaos on earth.' after I said to him with that sentences, Fenrir didn't shock as all but,he rather felt so angry that he just wanted changing the balance on earth,when the Alphas predators ruled the world,while the humans and the others beastmens were just their food to them. Until I said to him that' No,you still had us in your way for letting you achieved your victory of your dream that dreams off.' then I said to Fenrir,he immediately walked away from us and back to his expanded Kingdom."

After the long walking to the deepest of the deep forest on the road,when Richard finishes his talking to Takeru's soul, his soul immediately floated in the air and suddenly disappeared in sight.

Richard looked at the sign of the road that he walked into the deepest of the deep forest, when he looked at the sign,it said' the three handsome brothers pigs's house' then he deicided to walk on the road that lead him to meet the three handsome brothers pigs.

In the deepest of the deep forest, there's a house,where the three handsome brothers pigs lived in,and at the three handsome brothers pigs's house, they had been waiting for Mr. Richard,because they are the one who called him to be here,but they know that it's the long way walking to their house,and the three brothers pigs are: Arthur the oldest brother pig,and Marcus the middle brother pig,ans Rick the youngest brother pig,and the three brothers pigs are buffed and handsome guys, in this time they waited for Mr. Richard but they should be careful for what's coming at their house outside.

Because outside the three brothers pigs's house, there's a bad wolf named Zack, Zack is one of the wolves beastmens,that comes here to these forest for hunting. When Zack is near the road that lead to the three handsome brothers pigs's house,he decided to knock on the door,and said the three brothers pigs that" Hey, there's anyone inside the house? I'm lost in these forest. Can you open the door,and lead to the village?" The three handsome brothers pigs looked at each other with confusing on their faces,because there's no one come here at their house before. Until Arthur the oldest brother pig thought,it might be the wolves beastmens,that returned to devoured them all,with that thought of Arthur's,the three brothers pigs decided to check on the door of their house,before they opened it,until they got attacked by Zack the bad wolf.

Meanwhile on the road that's near the three handsome brothers pigs's house,Richard walks near the house of the three handsome brothers pigs,but he finds someone in the middle of the road that he walks on it.

It's another bad wolf of the wolves beastmens, his name is Oliver the bad wolf, he's in the middle of the road way that Richard walks on,until Oliver the bad wolf had found,then he walks close to him,befire saying" Oh,King Richard. We hadn't seen each other for a long time,but you still healthy in this year." Richard immediately replied to him that" I know,but you really hungry. And did you want to eat me?" Oliver the bad wolf had shocking for one minute before saying" No, I'm not coming here to eat you,but rather fight you,King Richard." With that said from Oliver the bad wolf's word, Richard immediately guarded himself with his fists,before saying" So,let start fighting then." Both Richard and Oliver the bad wolf decided to put their fists in the air to punching their opponent,Oliver the bad wolf punches first,but Richard had dodged his attack by punching,then Richard punched back at Oliver the bad wolf,and after 3 hours later of fighting by punching esch other,Oliver the bad wolf had been knocked out by Richard's fists.

Richard immediately said to Oliver the bad wolf that" You're lost, Oliver the bad wolf. I always thought that you are so strong as the same as your kinds." then Oliver replied to him that" I'm lost to you,King Richard. After I'm lost to you,I still had a honoured in my mind,and I accepted my fate as your meal."

Before,Oliver the bad wolf decided to takes off his clothes to be naked for King Richard of the goats beastmens,that he can eat him easily, whilst Richard grabbed Oliver's waist and opens his mouth wide to snapped down Oliver's head.

Then,after one minutes later,after Richard finally had Oliver's entire head in his mouth,before he's swallowing him down,and hours later of swallowing Oliver the bad wolf, Richard finally had Oliver's feet in his mouth,before he swallowed them down his throat. The bulge that made from Oliver's feet, it feels amazing so much for Richard,and after Oliver's feet went his throat down to his stomach,his gut is looking like a human-shape of a person that curled up in his gut. After Richard finally had full of Oliver the bad wolf inside his stomach, at this moment, Richard realised that when he swallowed Oliver,he made saliva covered Richard's mouth. And when,Richard looked down at his own gut, he feels like he had a person who's ended and curled up in his gut there. When he's rubbing his own gut,it made him wanted to burped,then Richard accidentally lets out a sexy, hot and satisfied belch out of his mouth" Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!" with blushing face of himself,and he used his right hand to rubbing his bloated gut,while he used his left hand to closed his mouth,after he's belching. Before he decided to continued walking on the road, that's now lead him to the house of the three handsome brothers pigs,that he didn't seen them for a long time.

In that time at the house of the three brothers pigs, the three brothers pigs had got caught by Zack the bad wolf,before he decided to told the three brothers pigs to takes off their clothes, while Zack is sitting down on the sofa, and waiting to eat the three handsome brothers pigs,when three handsome brothers pigs had to take off their clothes,before he decided to swallowing a three of them,when he's started swallowing with Arthur the oldest brother pig first. Then Zack the bad wolf opened his mouth wide to snapped Arthur's entire head, before he swallowed Arthur. Then after one minutes later,after Zack finally had Arthur the oldest brother pig's entire head in his mouth,before he's swallowing him down,and hours later of swallowing Arthur the oldest brother pig,Zack finally had Arthur's feet in his mouth, before he swallowd them down his throat,and the bulge that made from Arthur's feet, and it feels amazing so much for Zack,that he didn't has a feeling like this for while. After Arthur's feet went his throat down to his gut,his gut is looking like a human-shape of a person who's ended and curled up in his gut there,before he accidentally lets out satisfied belch" Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp!"out of his mouth,and when Zack used his right hand to touch his mouth, suddenly he realised that his mouth is now covered by a saliva after he ate Arthur the oldest brother pig,while he used his left hand to rubbing his bloated gut,before he's calling a next person, Marcus the middle brother pig to comes closer to him. After Marcus comes closer to Zack,then he immediately grabbed Marcus's waist before opening his mouth wide to eat him. Then Zack did the same as he did to Arthur,and now his gut has two man inside his gut,after then Zack called Rick out to comes closer to him,before he grabbed Rick's waist,and he's opening his mouth wide,before he swallowed him whole.

After hours of swallowing,Zack finally had Rick's feet went his throat down to his bloated gut,then he lets out another satisfied belch" Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!" now, he looked down at his own bloated gut,his gut is now, it's looking like a human-shape of a three person who's ended and curled up in his gut there, before he's rubbing his gut,then he gets up from the sofa,and he decided to go outside of the three handsome brothers pigs,after he finished eating them.

At outside,King Richard had arrived at the house of the three handsome brothers pigs,but he's not going inside yet, because he saw the other bad wolf in fron of the house. Jake the bad wolf,he's one of the wolves beastmens,and he's outside of the three handsome brothers pigs's house,because he got ordered by Zack the bad wolf ,to guarded the house outside. And then,when he saw King Richard,thet he's arriving at the house,Jake shocked for a minutes before he's asking King Richard that" Did you eat Oliver the bad wolf,when he get send by Zack the bad wolf,to stop you before you arrive here,King Richard?" Before King Richard replied to him with" Yeah,I met Oliver on the way,that I walked on the road that lead to the three handsome brothers pigs's house, then he's blocking me for not letting me passed to him to continued my walking." After he finished his sentences,before King Richard decided to walking closer to Jake the bad wolf,then he's grabbed Jake's neck, before he's waiting Zack to comes outside.

After Zack the bad wolf opened the door,and he sees that King Richard finally arrived at the house,while he's grabbed Jake's neck,then Zack said to King Richard that" Your majesty,you finally arrived at this house. But I'm already ate the three handsome brothers pigs,before you did,sir." Then King Richard replied to him with" So, you're saying that you already had the three handsome brothers pigs in your gut. But now,I already had your friend Oliver, he's in my gut,and Jake is in my right hand,at this moment that I'm grabbing his now." Zack looked so shocked that his two friends had got devoured by King Richard, and then King Richard repliee to him with"Then,if you want your friends,you must spit those three handsome brothers pigs out. Then, I let your friend out from my gut,such as Oliver,and I will put Jake down on the ground. If you do it." With no choice,Zack decided to do what's King Richard said,because he really respected his king like King Richard after his kinds( the wolves beastmens) had destroyed the goats beastmens's kingdom,then Zack spit the three handsome brothers pigs out,while King Richard did the same thing such as he spit Oliver out, and put Jake down on the ground. After both King Richard and Zack had spitting their meal out,it showed that both the three handsome brothers pigs and Oliver are naked,and their body are covered by saliva of both King Richard and Zack. Then King Richard saw that the three handsome brothers pigs are still alive, he's really happy to see his friends,then Zack comes closer to both Oliver and Jake, before he apologized to them both because he let them to do a hard duty for not letting King Richard to the three handsome brothers pigs's house.

Then King Richard said to Zack that" Zack,my friend, congratulations to you. You finally had your friends back. But as king,I want to say that' you must pay for what you did such as you let your friends to stopped me,when I wanted to come at the three handsome brothers pigs's house.'" Zack really feared about get executed or get punished by King Richard, when he got judges by his King like King Richard,but King Richard replied to him that" No,Zack, my friend,I won't executed or punished you. But your punishment were that let the three handsome brothers pigs devoured you and your two friends such as Oliver and Jake." In this time around,Zack looked so confusing about his punishment,then King Richard continues saying that" Because you had after the three handsome brothers pigs for awhile, I'm judge you,Zack that you get eaten by Arthur the oldest brother pig,while you,Oliver that you get eaten by Marcus the middle brother pig, and you,Jake, that you get eaten by Rick the youngest brother pig. Then the three handsome brothers pigs will let me eating them, while three of you are inside their gut." Then both Zack and Jake are taking their clothes off, before Zack and his friends such as Oliver and Jake come closer to the three handsome brothers pigs, for let these three brothers eatting them.

After 4 hours later of swallowing,the three handsome brothers pigs finally had the three bad wolves inside each of their own gut,and their gut are looking like a human-shape of a person who's ended and curled up in their gut there,then King Richard comes closer to the three handsome brothers pigs,before he's licking them. Then,Arthur the oldest brother pig comes closer to King Richard before he said to his King that" Please eat me,your majesty. I'm ready to eaten by you." King Richard immediately replied to him with" You really looking delicious,Arthur,my elite guards. And I'm now ready to devoured you." Then King Richard asked all of thre brothers's gut that" Did you guys enjoy in their gut, there? Zack,Oliver and Jake,please answer to your king,that' you guys enjoyed being in their gut(Zack is enjoyed being in Arthur's gut),( Oliver is enjoyed being in Marcus's gut),(andJake is enjoyed being in Rick's gut).'" Then Zack,Oliver and Jake,three of them immediately replied to King Richard that' We're really enjoyed being in here,your majesty." And Zack,Oliver and Jake said in their owner's gut"Zack:I'm really enjoyed being in Arthur's gut so much, your majesty. Oliver: I'm really enjoyed being in Marcus's gut so much,your majesty. Jake: I'm really enjoyed being in Rick's gut, your majesty." After King Richard heard that,then he said" I'm glad that you guys are enjoyed your meal, being in their gut. Then let get inside the house. Because I want to devoured you guys there,you know. The three handsome brothers pigs. " Then the three handsome brothers pigs had followed their king to get inside their house. After King Richard and the three handsome brothers pigs get inside the house,King Richard is sitting down on the sofa, whilst the naked three handsome brothers pigs had standing on the floor,Arthur decided to comes closer to King Richard for letting his own king eat him.

After Arthur is sitting down on King Richard's thighs,then King Richard decided to rubbing Arthur's gut before he opened his mouth wide,and swallowing him whole.

After 1 minutes later of swallowing, King Richard finally had a full body of Arthur inside his gut,then he lets out a sexy, hot and satisfied belch" Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" After both Marcus and Rick heard a sexy, hot and satisfied belch from their king,it made them look blushing a lot. And then,he's looking down at his own bloated gut, his gut is now like a human-shape of a person who's eneded and curled up in another person's gut earlier,is now being ended and curled up in his gut. Then King Richard decided to did the same thing as he did to Arthur earlier,because he wanted to swallowed both Marcus and Jake now. After 4 hours later of swallowing,King Richard finally had Arthur,Marcus and Rick inside, and his mouth is covered by a saliva,after he's finished eating the three handsome brothers pigs,before he lets out a sexy, hot satisfied belch" Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" After he's belching, his face is covered by a lot of blushing from his face,and King Richard feels that the three handsome brothers pigs are squirming inside his gut,and it's looking like they enjoyed being inside his gut so much,so he lets out another sexy,hot and satisfied belch"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp!!!!!!" Before he decided to gets up from the sofa,and goes outside of the house to walked back on the road that lead to his house.

After King Richard goes outside,he immediately walked on the road that lead him back to his house, while he used his right hand to rubbing his bloted gut.

While he's walking back home,King Richard meets one of his kinds,and the guy is Commander Alexander,King Richard's friend,then King Richard immediately approached Commander Alexander to talk with him, after he didn't talk with him for awhile. " Hello,Commander Alexander, my friend. It's been many years that we're last talking to each other." King Richard said when he approached his own friend,then Commander Alexander said to him that" Oh, King Richard, my friend. It's good to see you,your majesty."" Me too,old friend." King Richard said back to his friend,then he asked him that" Oh,your gut are bloated gut like me. But who did you eat?" Then Commander Alexander replied to King Richard that" I'm just finished eating the bad wolf. This bad wolf named Takuro,after he attacked my house,and he wanted eat my kids. But he didn't because in that time I had a food in my fridge,that make a food for another day. In that day, when he attacked my house,I immediately dodged Takuro's attacked before I'm swallowed him whole. And that is why my gut are looking like a human-shape of a person who's eneded and curled up in my gut here." Both King Richard and Commander Alexander had giggled about the story of their meal for a few minutes,before they're say goodbye to eachother

Before both King Richard and Commander Alexander separated way, Commander Alexander asked King Richard that" Your majesty,did you hear about the news?" Then King Richard asked him" What's news, Commander? A news about the wolves beastmens? Or...."" This news is about the dark werewolves,your majesty." King Richard immediately replied" Dark werewolves? I'm never heard this news for long time. After they got exiled by us,the beastmens." Then Commander Alexander immediately replied " Yeah,I know that we are the one who exiled these dark werewolves,but they're back this time to devoured the mankinds." King Richard didn't shocking or anything and he asked" Commander Alexander,are you sure that those dark werewolves have return,and where are they?" Commander Alexander immediately replied" The news that I heard, the dark werewolves themselves immediately inavded the village of the mankinds on that way there." Before King Richard looked at the way that Commander Alexander has pointing at before saying" So,the dark werewolves already invaded that villaged of mankinds." Then Commander Alexander said" Yes,your majesty. Those dark werewolves are already here. But, they're still on that way. You know what's mean,right you majesty." King Richard immediately replied to Commander Alexander that" I know that's mean,because looked like the dark werewolves wanted to attacking the mankinds,before they're come to us."" You mean they had targeted the mankinds first,before they're come to us." Commander Alexander asked King Richard,before King Richard replied to him with" Yeah,the dark werewolves decided to attack that city,first. And now, I think I must tell everyone of our kinds to be careful about those bad werewolves. And I must ended the conflict between me snd Emperor Fenrir once and for all." Commander Alexander immediately replied to him that" Yeah, I think you should ended the conflict for now,your majesty. And I think after you had ended the conflict between you and Emperor Fenrir, finally all of the beastmens will reunited to defeated the true enemies of ours,the dark werewolves." Before King Richard said" I hope so, that the conflict will end tomorrow,and we will finally reunited from this personal conflict of our own." Before both King Richard and Commander Alexander finally said goodbye to see eachother again tomorrow,while they both walked and separated ways, whilst King Richard is walking home, and while Commander Alexander is walking to the market of the village to buying a food to make for this evening.

In the evening after the long walking in all day, King Richard finally arrived at his home,before he's knocking the door,and said" Sons,I'm home." Then his sevens sons opened the door to welcome their father back to them" Welcome back home,dad" all of his sevens sons said to him,then King Richard replied to his sons that" I'm home,now. I know that you guys waited for me all day." Then they're hugged eachother,after they didn't see eachother for all day. And hours later of the eating of dinner,King Richard had finished his bathing from the bathroom of the washroom,before he goes inside his bedroom,picked up his dark-blue blacks strpied trunks underwear as his pajamas for this night. When he's on the bed,and lied his head in the pillow,he finally rubbed hus bloated gut before he's sleeping for tomorrow about the ended conflict between him,and Emperor Fenrir of the wolves beastmens once and for all.

Then King Richard say goodnight to his meal ' See you guys tomorrow.' his meal has answered him with squirming noise from his bloated gut before he closed his eyes and fall sleep,for tomorrow that he's waiting to ended the conflict for long time.

[vore-scientist]

A Well Deserved Rest [safe/soft non-sexual GT vore with fearplay]

A Tale of the Mystic Woods! 

(After so long, i have returned to my fairytale comedy world!!!)

Story Summary/hook/plot: A party of adventurers are tired from a hard day of adventuring and need a place to stay! Unfortunately for them that place is Yonah’s tower, and he loves to play with his food guests.

Starring: Yonah Ha’Esh, Sophia of Orr, Myran the Witch, and our group of adventurers! 

Contains: Safe/soft non-sexual GT oral vore. Kick but action (well, i try), Fantasy violence and some gore/blood (think at worst, a smidge of Lord of the Rings level of gore/blood). Lots of swearing. Fearplay. 

Word Count: 11,000 words (yeah. Im sorry. I cant write short stories)

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A snap of jaws and a disappointed hiss. They dodged the venomous fangs of the viper head of the dwarf hydra. What a stupid name for something with heads the size of horses! The head reared back to join three of its fellows, a tree boa head, a cobra head, and rock python head. Four of the six heads. While half were venomous, all were dangerous, and Avshi had barely avoided that last strike. They were slowing down, the fight had to end and end soon. 

To deter another from the same head Avshi shouted a quick spell and swung their staff to release it. It hit! The pained cries were their reward as magically manifested insects attacked the eyes and exploded into bursts of flame. Having used this spell just last week, they didnt have time to refill it with fireflies, so it mostly distracted the heads with a lightshow than doing any decent damage. That was fine with Avshi, it gave them the opportunity to run behind a boulder.

“Are you ready with that sleep spell yet?”

Tori didnt look up as they furiously re-strung their Oud “Im working on it! I didnt expect the damn thing to grab my oud and smash it! Be fucking thankful only the strings snapped.” Their long ears flicked in irritation. 

And pain. Blood trickled from a wound on his shoulder and he winced as he had to tense a muscle to tighten a string. They’d offer to help but Avshi wasnt musically inclined. 

“AVSHI, WE COULD USE SOME WIZARDY SHIT OVER HERE!” came a shout from Hilary who was doing surprisingly well! Ok not that surprising, she was very good at what she did. It was only surprising she was still doing so well. 

The elf jumped not the back of a non-venomous head and used the thicker scaled spines to hang climb to the base of the skull. With the hydra in a rage the head reared back, telegraphing its strike yet Hilary didn’t move. Not until it was too late. Too late for the other head to get out of the way and the cobra sank its long fangs into its sister. 

In theory a hydra should be immune to its own venom, but the envenomed head shrieked and the entire creature reered back in agony.

Had she done it? Defeated it all on her own?

No, that would have been too easy. Still, the head that had gotten envenomed slumped and even as the rest of the creature continued to fight, it shuddered as if it was ignoring an acute pain. 

Oren was occupying three heads all on her own, the half fairy had her wings spread. The forest around was too close for her to fly, but the feathers dazzled the eyes and kept the attention on her even as she had one of the heads bleeding from the eyes and one from the mouth. But where was Niran? 

They scanned the sky and spotted them, diving. There was one head left unoccupied, the one Avshi had just harassed. But it was regaining its bearings and looked up. Of course it looked up. So Avshi leapt and cartwheeled, spitting sparks from their limbs. The cries of “you idiot!” from Tori were ignored, or rather, Avshi’s momentum wasnt easily stopped. Hopefully it was worth the risk.

The head snapped towards them, shit! They had timed it wrong. The jaws opened as they were tall! They thrust forward their staff, or so they thought, it was really just their arm. The bite force of the hydra would be no match for them. They would crumple between the fangs. 

Only, that did not happen. The top of the jaw indeed rested upon their arm. It was still heavy, but there was no force. They peeked around and saw the neck lying on the ground, dark oily blood pooling around a gash. 

“Gottit!” Screeched Niran, who had a blade in her talons covered in the same blood, as she hovered a meter away flapping her wings with excitement. Then cried in pain and shock as one of the three TAILS whipped her and she slammed into a tree, going limp. 

Avshi was no healer, but Oren was. Only Oren was still occupied by the three remaining heads. But even as they joined Oren, it wasn't enough to let Oren get a break. And as they fought together, they were slowly losing. Avshi couldnt unleash any big magic without too much risk, and most needed more time than they got between breaths to cast. Simple spells only! Oren was slowing down too, magic at the limit, strength failing. Where was Hilary? Fuck, she had been pinned under a massive clawed foot, putting all her effort into being able to breath. 

Then music reached their ears, to be heard through the pounding of their blood. 

“Tumbala Tumbala Tumbala-laika”

The familiar, soothing melody flowed around them. Making their limbs become heavy. 

The world went black. 

The world was stars and colors! And their face stung. They sat up to find Tori slapping them in the face. They caught the next slap by the wrist “What about Chai?!” For their fighter… If the spell knocked them all out. For how long?

Tori jerked their wrist back and pointed. Oren had gotten out their sword, not their preferred weapon but much better to slice with than a morning star. Though the hide of the very dead hydra was proving very tough. 

“Why is it” Chai grumbled, climbing out of the hole Oren had cut open in the monsters belly, “That when we fight giant monsters, I always end up EATEN?!” she was covered in blood and stomach fluids and did not even bother to try and wipe any of it off as it was deep in every nook and cranny of her armor. 

“Not… always” Oren tried to say but Chai glared up at them. It was impressive to see the 4ft dwarf make the near seven foot half-fairy cower from just a glare. 

“Let me re-phrase” Chai swung her sword at the hydra corpse “Why is it, when a monster eats one of us, it’s almost always ME.”

None of them could dispute that, now that Chai brought it up. 

“We always rescue you!”

“And we always will!”

“That’s not the point!” Chai cried, “it’s always me and never one of you! And it’s always at the start of a fight! And then I dont get to fight! And that’s not fair!” she swung at the hydra again “Its not fair! it's not fair! It’s not fair!”

They let her rage a bit, partly because none of them wanted to poke that bear and partly because now that she said it, now that they thought back, she was absolutely right. Until she started to really carve into the hydra, going for the heads, and Hilary had to intervene. 

“Hey hey hey! We took a job to kill a hydra AND harvest it, we need the venom!”

Chai stuck her sword in the ground “Fine, so I will do the harvesting, since i didn’t get to do any fighting.”

What would have taken them maybe an hour working together took 3 with Chai insisting on doing the harvest all on her own, saying the blood and carnage was due to her. Hilary hovered around her, risking getting stabbed with venom coated tools to ensure that everything was collected properly. 

Hilary started to hold onto her foot long ears in worry, breaking the illusion that she and Chai were the same height. 

When Chai would start to get particularly irritated Hilary reminded her how badly they needed this money, and that her kind of elves were raised in the tradition of hunting beasts so Hilary knows what she’s talking about so please dont slice her ears off. 

The long harvest did provide Oren with time to at least start to treat Niran. They set the harpy’s limbs before giving them a healing potion. Pricey, and it does not perform any miracles. But the chance that Niran had no internal bleeding was incredibly slim and such potions stopped all bleeding. Very helpful to keep a grievously injured person alive long enough to get the help they needed. But niran needed more than what Oren could handle, especially without being in healing house with supplies and more hands. 

More experienced hands, which were clearly needed. 

“I believe I heard of a witch-” Tori began.

Chai stopped them “A witch! You want to take chances on a witch?”

Tori took a breath “I have heard tell of a witch who is *kind* and helps strangers who ask politely, and whose hut was recently seen nearby.”

“How do you know?” Chai accused. “And how recently! You’ve been with us this whole time!”

In response Tori wiggled their long ears, “I have sources! I…” their ears folded back “i hear the elves in the trees while they em gossip and em… decide whether or not to prank us”

Everyone but Hilary and Niran (because the latter was unconscious) looked at them in horrified annoyance. “And when were you planning on telling us this?”

“About the witches hut? It wasn't important, it was a piece of gossip until now”

“No about the imminent pranks that could be pulled on us from the shadows!”

“Oh, well, they’ve always decided against it. And why would I?”

“Why- Because people could get hurt! At least if they decided to attack we would expect it and not react so strongly!”

“But- ” Tori looked distressed and Hilary came to their rescue. 

“You all are too familiar with city and country elves that you haven't bothered to learn about forest elves. Different traditions.”

Now the stares were on her. “I also heard the voices, probably better than Tori. OW” she cried as she was struck by something. A small pinecone! 

“Which of you threw this!?” 

None of them confessed, but Oren muttered under his breath “maybe you deserved it, for keeping shit from us”

That started them all shouting. 

Tori’s ears twitched again “Hey everyone stop! I dont think any of us threw it, I think we’ve finally been pranked.”

The moment they said it, laughed erupted from all around in the trees and they all stopped arguing, though tempers did not calm, only redirected. And then honed on the elf that climbed down a tree. A contrast to Hilary’s plum purple skin theirs was a deep green, with bright green ripples. Their hair was straw yellow as well, Hilary’s was red. 

“Not the most cohesive group of adventurers, if just one pinecone can set you at each other’s throats!” they laughed. 

“Listen dod*” Hilary held her hands palms up, not acknowledging that her friend’s anger had finally disappeared, the astonishment causing it to be forgotten completely. (*Dod means uncle it is not a name)

“We have been tracking this hydra for days, and the fight was hard, we are tired and on edge. Perhaps we can come back to the village to rest and-”

“Not a chance! Your mother and isha’li* are still not on speaking terms and we dont want to add any fuel to that fire.” (*isha’li = my wife)

Hilary clenched her fists, “Fine, can you at least show us to the witch’s hut?”

“Which witch?” her dod smiled. 

“The kindly one that we heard gossip, supposedly nearby!” she explained “sorry but their name was not mentioned.”

“Must have been another village’s hunting party, but we do know the witch you speak of.”

And they gave them directions, obtuse ones of course but when in the Mystical Woodlands, obtuse was often the best that one could hope for. Chai, wanting to be helpful, led the way and carried Niran on their back looking like a coat made of feathers. They only got lost once, and only a little bit, before the witch hut came into view. It was more of a mound with hut-like qualities. And surrounding it were wagons! And destroying much of what must be the witch’s garden were the beasts of burden that pulled them. Many muffled voices could be heard as they approached the door. Chai knocked. 

The voices did not pause, but after a time the door opened. It unleashed a torrent of noise, happy chatter and singing, and revealed ruddy face of a dwarf who squinted at Chai. 

“I dont recognize you… are you trying to crash the party. That is a rather dirty looking shawl, even if feathered shawls were still in fashion it’s a bit uncouth to let one get so decrepid”

“What!?” Chai asked, quite confused.

“The family reunion!” the dwarf said angrily as if this would clarify. 

“My name is Chai bat L’SodGivah” then remembering that this witch was rumored to respond well to politeness quickly smiled “my friend is injured and we would be grateful for assistance”

The dwarf blinked “but, I am Pitri Ben L’MassaTzila, a mushroom farmer what-” then he finally noticed the crowd behind Chai and the harpy on her shoulders. “you are here for Myran!” he turned his head almost all the way around to shout. 

“MYRAN! YOU HAVE CUSTOMERS!”

“WHAT! DID THEY NOT SEE THE SIGN?” came another voice through all the others which did not quiet down. The dwarf looked sternly at them. 

Chai tried as politely as she could to show the dwarf there was no sign.

“YOU FORGOT TO PUT OUT THE SIGN!”

“FUCK I’ll be right there!” 

“They’ll be right over”

It took longer than expected for a voice that sounded fairly close by the door for a second dwarf to appear. Clearly related to the first, unlike Chai who had little resemblance aside from being a dwarf. These two had the same ears and same noses, the same eyes, and similar hands. They had rather different expressions of beard fashion however. The first had his beard cut fairly short and with small braids, barely long enough to make the pattern that formed a meaning “all the world is my teacher”. Very profound for someone so plastered. The second dwarf had a much longer beard and with absolutely no order to the decorations, or any cohesion except for possibly a theme: random shit I found on the ground. Buttons made up the majority of the objects braided in, along with trinkets and toys, intact and broken jewelry, and even some animal bones. 

“I cannot believe I forgot the sign” they sighed and waved their hand. On the other side of the open door a sign appeared 

CLOSED FOR PRIVATE EVENT

DO NOT DISTURB

TRESPASSERS WILL BE CURSED

“Oh don’t look like that I’m not going to curse any of you, the sign wasn’t up yet” they said and bowed with a fist to their chest “Myran Bnei L’MassaTzila. The witch” 

They were let in and had to wade through a crowd of dwarves following the witch who had smartly put their pointy hat on so they wouldnt lose them and followed them to the kitchen. 

“How long has this party been going on?” Chai asked, having been mistaken by several drunk guests for a niece or daughter or wife and even mother. “I’m not that old!” she had exclaimed, as the person who asked was at least her own age, if not older. 

“We do so aplogize for having you work, you could point us to another witch if-” Oren started to say but Myran waved him off. 

“Oh don’t bother I needed a break from my great grandmother. Again nagging me to get married, as if she doesn’t know I’ve had a boyfriend for over a year. And just because he’s not a dwarf.” 

“IT'S BECAUSE HE’S A CONVICTED CRIMINAL!” came the voice of the aforementioned great grandmother. 

Myran shook their head. 

It was all a little more information than any of them wanted, and now they were standing in the witch’s kitchen awkwardly as the witch rummaged around cabinets and drawers. Asking them what had happened and becoming more precise until they had handed off half a dozen herbs and jars. Then they stomped their food on the floor. 

The ground didnt shift beneath their feet but the kitchen disappeared and in its place was clearly a witch’s workshop. Muffled party sounds came from… actually the direction wasnt clear. Myran had Chai put Niran on a hard pallet that was clearly meant for patients of a particular shape and size (humanoid). And they all let the witch do what witches do. 

After a few minutes the witch announced “Your friend sustained much less damage than it initially looked. Cheaper healing draughts will do fine, as well as plenty of rest.” they went over to the table full of the supplies they had brought from the kitchen and started to mix a few. “I will also replace the bandaging. It was well done but should simply be replaced for cleanliness sake I will use that opportunity to apply the healing draught as a salve directly.”

Oren asked if he could watch, as he had some medicinal knowledge but wished for a bit of on the spot training. Myran agreed “It would be very difficult to make things worse”. Oren wasnt sure if he should be insulted but Myran was the host and he was the guest, he had to be polite or he might end up a frog. 

Or a mouse. He thought as a cat almost as large as the witch lumbered into the room mrowing for attention. 

“No the party is not over it is only day 3.”

The cat mrowed again in what was clearly a questioning voice.

“Eight days! You know this, i told you. I am just helping some folks.”

The cat flicked his huge fluffy tail and immediately locked eyes with Chai who had stepped back. And trotted over to her. 

“Wait, no, I’m-” and she sneezed “Allergic…” it was mild but it was annoying. The witch did not call off her cat which proceeded to rub against Chai with evident affection, seemingly unbothered by the occasional sneeze. 

Hilary counted 20 sneezes, not really keeping proper time, before Niran stirred and everyone rushed over. Except Chai who tripped over a cat. 

The harpy was breathing much easier, and the clean bandages made a huge difference. Myran had even cleaned up Niran herself, getting the detritus and blood from her feathers. Even has her chest rose and fell with ease, her voice was a little shaky. If she were not covered in feathers, it would be clear her chest was very bruised. 

“Where are we? Did we kill the hydra?”

“You killed a hydra!” Myran whistled “and you all survived! Im impressed! Do you have some extra venom? Think of it as payment for my helping when im supposed to be on vacation.”

It was explained to Niran what happened and Niran took some medicinal tea and fell asleep. That prompted most of them to think about sleep. And one of them to voice the question that the rest did not out of politeness. 

“Um, if you dont mind, is there a place we can stay for the night?”

Myran sighed a very heavy sigh “Normally I would offer a room or even two, but even with many of my relatives sleeping in their carts, Ive got people sleeping on the floor.” 

Where could they possibly go that was safe? The elves, or at least the one village, had refused. Staying outside was out of the question. They needed proper shelter. They all looked to each other but no one’s face gave any hope. Except. 

“Avshi, do you have an idea?” asked Oren. 

“Well…” They said, “There is a chance that my friend Yonah is nearby.” 

It was always a chance in the Mystical Woodlands. Even if The Woods seemed to know exactly what someone inside it needed, it doesnt mean it would lead the someone to it. It could decide to be precocious and play keepaway. His friend’s tower could be within walking distance!

“Oh, I believe it is!” Myran said.

That lead to a brief conversation as Avshi and Myran discussed how they knew Yonah. As residents of The Woods, Myran and Yonah had run into each other, but there seemed to be more to it than that. Myran spoke with a high degree of familiarity, and was able to infer that Avshi’s years at the wizard academy had overlapped with Yonah’s. 

 “Unless the tower has moved since last night. If you can imagine, I ran out of… emm, a few things. I do owe him, canyou make a delivery for me? Consider it payment for my helping out” 

“I thought you wanted some hydra venom?” 

“This is more important. Just give me a minute to gather the items.”

Logically the members of the adventuring party had assumed Myran had requested consumables from this Yonah. Booze, snacks, maybe a blanket for someone to sleep on. But as they gathered more and more items, increasing in rarity and value, this logic fell apart. All of them were too polite and too unfamiliar with the witch to inquire. 

Suffice to say, it took longer than a minute, and then a minute longer for the witch to write a letter and tucked it into the basket of items. 

“If it is in the exact same spot as it was earlier…” they gave directions which were mercifully simple, relatively speaking. 

They all thanked the witch profusely as they were ushered out. Once again Chai was accosted by several drunk guests who believed her related to them or someone else at the party. At least a few were sober enough to be embarrassed when corrected, that she was the one dwarf at the party who had no relation to anyone else here. 

Finally they made it out, the sun was just starting to set. If they were lucky they could make it to Yonah’s before it got dark. 

They were lucky! And were even luckier to not run into any difficulties on the way. And it was very obvious when they arrived at their destination. 

It looked a little witchy to be a wizard’s abode. A huge orchard and sprawling garden surrounded the more classic looking tower. Many of them were hungry and had to be reminded not to take any fruit. Hilary pointed out that the corner section near the boundary to the forest would be free for those in need to take from. Avshi pointed out that they were not in need, his friend should be able to provide food. It would be more than a little uncouth to show up while eating apples from their host’s orchard. 

“So, how the fuck do we get in?”

They were at the base of the tower, but there were no doors and the only window was 50ft up. Avshi looked a little guilty. 

“You eh… climb” 

The rest of them groaned. Of course. And of course there were thorny vines that crawled up the tower, which provided the means of ascending. This would be fine normally, but one of them was currently incapacitated. The irony of it being the only member of the team who could have flown up was not lost on anyone. 

“I think i have enough strength to climb” she said

“You can’t even walk!” Chai pointed out, “Or have i been lugging around your feathered ass for no reason!”

“I have talons, climbing is easier than walking” she insisted. Chai’s disgruntled attitude towards Niran faded as she watched the harpy still struggle to climb, and she insisted she be underneath in case of an accident. And it was painfully slow. Until Oren slipped and was impaled by what was surely a poisonous thorn. 

Or rather. Wasnt. The thorns being revealed as illusions, of a sort. One could grasp the long thin shafts, but if you tried to get cut by one, or accidentally scraped up against one, it didnt exist. 

“Is this some sort of magical plant? Or is it not a plant and just a complex illusion?” Tori asked. They were asking Avshi, even if they couldnt look at them to indicate this. 

“Knowing Yonah, it’s probably both.”

“Woah!!! Does every wizard’s workshop look like this?” Hilary climbed up to the window ledge and out of sight. Tori was next and then Avshi, who gathered enough breath to say.

“No… this is what you get when you’re employed by the Mystical King.”

The workshop had everything a wizard could possibly want, and then some. Multiple desks with drawers of all shapes and sizes. Tools and materials littered the desks. There was a bench that was clearly dedicated to alchemy. There was a fireplace just for making potions and another for more general preparation of materials. Every bit of wall was covered by shelving and cabinets, and the shelves were full of bottles and jars and books and things that even Avshi couldnt identify. There were even things hanging from the ceiling! Baskets and cages and devices! 

“I see he’s gathered more junk” Avshi tried to sound less impressed and less jealous than they really were. Was that ether loom? What was Yonah doing measuring fae realm activity? 

“Oh, cool, so this is AHHHH” Oren had joined them at the window sill and walked forward. Falling to the workshop floor a few meters below.

They were so distracted by their friends impressive workshop they had forgotten to tell them that Yonah wa-

“THIS PLACE IS HUGE, Avshi is your friend… is he not human? I thought only humans could be wizards?

Seeing them down there and yet the workshop still looked midiscale from where the rest of them sat made their brain hurt. 

“Ugh, yeah em, so-”

Niran climbed up and squawked excitedly “Wow! THis place is amazing!” then she looked down and concerned. “What are- oh, my head.”

And they fell down, thankfully landing on Oren. 

“Yeah so Yonah is-”

“Holy fuck, this place is a mess! Are all wizards like- FUCK”

Avshi sighed and Tori and Hilarly laughed as Chai too climbed in and fell onto the floor. 

“What the fuck is going on here! Is this some wizard trickery or-” Chai demanded as she got off or Oren who had just been relieved of Niran. 

“As I was saying, Yonah is half-giant.”

“Bullshit! Only humans can attend the wizard academy” she spat as if she was personally victimized by this (admittedly specisist) restriction. 

“Well, half-humans are often allowed but-”

“As if they’d let a half giant? I cant see that happening” she said. 

“No… ehhh, they didnt really know…”

As they talked the ones who didnt fall down to the floor carefully made there way down. Avshi showed them to the corner of the windowsill. Once Avshi pointed  it out, the ladder was visible to everyone else. 

“I wouldnt do that if I were you!” Avshi warned as Hilary started to wander off towards a very interesting and mobile device that sat on its own pedestal off to the side with obvious intent to climb. “We aren't here to adventure, we are here to rest.”

“You aren’t?”  said a new, distressed voice from above. “A whole team of adventurers and not a one is here to rescue me. Just my luck”

Somehow the voice managed to be distraught and downtrodden and sassy. Its source was sitting in one of the hanging cages. The group scrambled up to a better vantage point on a workbench to see what had to be a princess. 

“He has a captive princess?” Oren sounded a bit put-off

Avshi sighed, they really should know before they- 

“We really arent in any shape to rescue-” Oren continued

“I’ll save you princess!” With a running start, Hilary leap up and out, right onto the cage. Causing it to swing. Hilary might just be 3ft tall but her leap and impact on the cage had plenty of force. The princess screamed. 

CREEEEEEEEEEEEK

Or they could make fools of themselves. That could be entertaining.

As if on cue low thuds could be heard, and then felt, in the pattern of footsteps. And as they got closer, the shadows in the room grew longer, the lights flickered. The creaking of the cage’s chain quieted but Hilary did not jump off. No one moved much at all. 

“Are… should we go?” Tori asked. 

“Go where!?” Chai snapped. 

But there was no more time to discuss. The trap door in the room flew open and the owner of the tower emerged. 

FEE FI FO FUM

The immense figure rose over their heads and the trap door closed with a slam. Half giant maybe, but still plenty large, with arms as thick as tree trunks, and fire behind the spectacled eyes. And yes, in wizard robes. Flashy, brightly patterned, with a matching hat. Smoke rose from under that hat, coming out of the explosion of black curls. He looked around before locking his eyes on the grouped up adventurers. 

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Sophia screamed! It sounded like fear but it was delight. The powerful and rare magical items Yonah had set out were far inferior bait to herself!  Yonah would get all the credit if she didnt get to play her part. But she had! So she shrieked with all her might. 

---

Yonah did not know if Myran had called ahead so he could prepare to host visitors or prepare to fight adventurers. So he had prepared for both! He would know which it was when the time came. Still preparations had been made. 

First, he set up sophia in a cage and hung it by the oldest, rustiest chain. It wouldnt break, but it would be very obvious if someone tried to rescue her. If they noticed her at all. He set out Some very tantalizing treasures. Which would either fall or cause something else to make noise, if moved. 

And he had prepared food! He didnt prepare any extra food, not really, just more variety than he had planned for just him and Sophia. He also got out nice beds, made sure the bathing pool out back was clean and had fresh water. Tidied up the sitting room. It was last minute so he wasn’t going all out, but it was a good excuse to clean up a bit. 

When he heard the chain creak and sophia scream, he sighed. He had hoped guests, but he supposed adventurers were just as fun. 

First thing first, he got out his staff and pulled at the enchantments he’d set in his workshop. Nothing crazy, just to set the mood, before he stomped up the stairs. He had done enough wizarding today, so it was time to be a monster. It required a lot less brain power to be a monster. 

It required very little thought to stomp up the stairs. It took very little thought to take a deep breath and lower his voice and bellow as he lifted the trapdoor to his workshop. 

FEE FI FO FUM. 

He took another deep breath

I SMELL THE BLOOD OF

Wait SHIT there wasnt just one of them and he KNEW that. He’s been TOLD that! How could he have been about to say the wrong rhyme! Wow, and he called himself a first-rate villain. 

Time to switch tactics. Maybe a little bit more thought. He looked around but focused on the cage and the desk where it seemed all the adventurers had foolishly stayed. 

“Well well well, what do we have here” he smiled down at them. “Some foolish adventurers here to steal MY princess”

Oh watching the reactions of smallfolk was always so amusing. They pushed the one familiar face to the front. The one in robes as bright as his own, which made a really brilliant contrast to their dark skin. His friend smiled up at him.

“Ehhhh, Hi Yonah, actually! No! I brought-”

“Ah! Avshalom” Yonah chuckled, putting a hand on his desk, leaning casually yet maintaining his threatening aura. “I see you’ve brought me dinner.”

That got the exact reaction he desired: alarmed confusion. Well not exact, they also frozen in place. Pathetic! These folks were professional adventurers and a simple declaration by a giant that he was going to eat them had them petrified. Time to teach them a lesson. He just had to choose his victim. 

“Stay- stay back!” yelled the dwarf who drew her weapon pointing it at him. At least someone had some brains. 

“You’re the one in my house!” he snarled and moved the hand on the desk to quickly snatch her up, getting the arm holding the blade in between fingers as he squoze. 

“Thank you for volunteering to be the first course!”

She spat at him. Good aim too, if not for his glasses it would have got him in the eye. 

“Oh so rude, fine, be that way” and he stuffed her into his mouth, taking care to remove any other weapons she might have on her. Wow she tasted AMAZING! Better than any dwarf he had tasted before, which would never admit to Myran. As he swallowed he swore he heard her scream “WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!” and though he couldn't chuckle, he believed he had solved that little mystery. 

The rest of the adventurers on the desk stood there in shock, even Avshi’s eyes had widened. They were still all there once he had finished swallowing. So he growled at them, or tried his best  as he caught his breath, “Are you going to just stand there and feed yourselves to me?”

That’s when a small weight impacted the back of his neck followed up by a sharp pain. The elf! That’s who was missing from the group and she was perfectly positioned to leap from the hanging cage. And dammit she was not easy to shake off, having burrowed into his hair after the assault on his neck. Reaching under his ponytail he felt the warm blood but the wound was not deep and hopefully not-

Fuck. His vision swam from the exquisite pain. Poison. What had Myran said? Fought a hydra? He couldnt even begin to guess which head’s poison this was so a basic poison neutralizer would have to do and if more was needed at least he would be conscious long enough to get such aid. 

In his scramble to find the vial of poison neutralizer the adventurers had finally gotten their wits together and scattered, and he could still feel the elf on his head. Trying to stab his head actually. More of his blood ran down his cheek. It hurt a lot but the small blade couldnt even reach his skull. Still, it wasn’t ideal and he gave himself a few seconds to extract the little shit from his now tangled and bloody curls. 

He got ahold of the elf and held her by the ears in front of his face, licking his lips. “Elves always taste so sweet! OW!” 

He dropped her but he felt her get purchase on his clothing. Not that he cared, he looked in the direction the arrow in his hand had come from! One capable of flight had made it back to the window sill. The arrow had not gone deep at all and he could see as he approached the Harpy struggling to notch another arrow, all her strength spent on the flight and single attack. 

Right… an injured harpy Myran had said. Probably shouldn't eat her… that would be too cruel. But he was not above scaring her. 

“I’ll save you for later” he said, picking her up and trying, without making it obvious, not to hurt her. This wasnt entirely successful. And the others werent making it easy, something tried to trip him and something else flew by his releasing some sort of powder. Thanks to Sophia’s propensity for activating her curse in front of his face (which creates large amount of purple dust), he avoided breathing any in, though it did sting his eyes. 

He opened the hanging cage and placed the harpy inside. “I think i’ll rpluck you clean, then roast you, like a chicken.” Sophia climbed out and onto his shoulder laughing uproariously. 

“Dont worry Yonah, ive been keeping my eyes on them! There is a druidic half fairy and it would be very tasty.”

Good a mission. A fairy eh… he closed his eyes and sniffed. Yes. he smelled it. 

When he opened his eyes he was looking at a cabinet. Closed. He opened ione door. Nothing. 

Opened another. Nothing. 

Wait! Some of his jars moved. 

There! 

“ON YOUR LEFT!” sophia shouted. 

So confusing as she was sitting on his right shoulder. That’s where he looked first. 

The half elf, it was on his alchemy bench! It had out a flute and music filled the air. 

Logically he knew there couldnt be twenty of the same half elf when before there was just one, but the tune. The music said ‘no, there are twenty! Its a feast, you should gobble up every last one’

Try as he might, he couldn't get his hands on any of the tasty little buggers. 

A new tune filled his brain. It entered his right ear and chased the offending tune out the left. His vision cleared. 

“HEY! THAT’S NOT FAIR!” Yelled the half elf above Sophia’s singing, “Having your princess-” they were silenced when Yonah finally snagged his target. 

This time when his hand got shot, he did not release it, he embraced the pain and brought the little bard to his mouth.

---

“Fancy meeting you here” 

Chai didnt have to see to know Tori had a guilty shit eating grin on their face.

“Oh we are so fucked” she said. “This is how we die! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!”

Tori had conjured up a little light and it was SO MUCH WORSE. Never, in all the times she’d been eaten, had she been made to SEE the fleshy death prison. The pulsing pink walls, the disgusting fluids. To make matters worse, there was Tori.

“FUCK”

She grinned as she removed her foot from that formerly smug face. 

---

It was hard to focus now with two idiots fighting inside his guts but he had to! These adventurers may be tired and unprepared for fight, but if he let his guard down they could seriously hurt him. Probably not kill him in battle, but there was a decent chance of taking him down and surely they would want to cut out their friends. That would kill him. If they didnt kill him before performing such an extraction. 

No. No. Sophia wouldnt let that happen. Avshi woudlnt let that happen! However he really didnt want to end up in the possible future where his friends would be negotiating for his life. He would end the fight soon… he just wanted one more morsel. That half-fairy. He really wanted that half fairy. 

That half-fairy flew by his face AGAIN, this time casting some sort of spell. Yonah closed his eyes and held his breath again. 

The half-fairy swore as even from his closed eyelids he could see the flash of light. 

He opened his eyes and turned around to chase after them. 

What followed was a veritable game of cat and mouse. Or cat and bird. Yonah suspected he was being led on, he just had to figure out to what end! 

Avshi was still on the workbench, not helping him, not helping the other adventurers. They looked conflicted, eyes wide, gripping their staff and pointing it at Yonah occasionally, but pointing it at Oren too. 

“DONT JUST STAND THERE!” Screeched the harpy. It was so shrill it was like a saw on Yonah’s brain. “Why aren’t you DOING SHIT!?”

Avshi didnt have an answer. They must have assumed Yonah was just playing, they were right but Yonah was really selling it, and now he wanted to sell this betrayal. 

“Because they are my friend! And they always bring me the most entertaining dinners” 

Yonah wished he could see the expressions of the two he’d eaten as they kicked up a new storm of protests. The harpy shrieked again “Avshi is a hero! They would never!” 

“Wouldn’t they? I’ve already eaten two of you and. Oh!”

He finally spotted the fairy again. By the window. A strategically smart choice, they had in practicality infinite space behind them should they need to flee. But they wouldnt flee, they woudlnt leave their friends. 

He stepped forward. 

And a knee gave! 

Then CRACK, both knees hit the floor, the pain exploding though his nerves and he roared. He struggled to his feet, leaning on the knee that hurt slightly less, and saw the elf run out from under his robes. Anger flared and he snatched her up. 

“Another for the dessert cage” He laughed through the pain. Then swung around with the cage in front of his face. 

The half-fairy slammed into it, the magical spear they had summoned dissipating into golden sparkles. They screamed as they tried to fly away, only to tear at a wing that got caught in the rusty metal. Yonah turned the cage around to grin at them. 

“You can eat me just let the others go!” they begged. 

Yonah smiled wider as he peeled the fairy off the cage. “I already ate them, and I was going to eat you regardless!” 

Ugh the half fairy’s wings! Tricky to eat without harming them! So he didn’t try too hard to avoid that. They’d be bruised but nothing broke. But it was worth it. The fairy was big and would be so filling. And most important, tasted amazing. There is no way to describe it other than magically delicious. 

All the while the two in the cage screamed. At him. At avshi. And we’re sobbing as the last swallow sent their friend to his stomach which was now obviously full and twitched with its lively occupants. The fight was over. He sat at his desk, sighing from the relief in his knees and his fullness. 

“A glorious meal!” He declared as he poked at a thoroughly embarrassed Avshi. “I must thank you for finding such tasty victims!” 

Sophia climbed down to Noogie them, “good job.”

“Please, don’t.” Avshi muttered. 

---

Being eaten was bad. Being defeated? That was worse, it meant that they were going to DIE. 

“This is your fault!” Chai elbowed Tori.

“My fault! You’re just looking for someone to blame!” 

“Its Avshi’s fault.” Oren growled, trying again to claw at the walls but only ending up with handfuls of mucous. “We will get out of here! We just have to think.”

“Thinking isnt escaping! You’re out of magic, neither of us have weapons and the princess can out sing our bard! Fuck fuck fuck. Move the fuck over!”

The stomach was getting more active and the sharp burning pain all over her skin was getting worse. Shoving her feet at the opposite wall she grabbed Tori and swapped places. Tori screeched with pain as their face went under briefly, their exposed skin covered in fresh acidic fluids. 

Oren was doing his best to use his wings as a shield, but his back stung and the feathers were soaked and heavy and aching. Fluids may accumulate at the bottom of the chamber but they secreted from every inch of flesh. 

---

“Damn,” Yonah tried to move his knees and one did with a great deal of pain, another refused. He looked at the cage, at the Elf who glared back down at him. His eyes had actual fire, but her’s were hotter. 

“What did you do?”

“You think i’m going to-”

“Was it more poison?” 

The scrunched expression confirmed his guess. “And yet I can’t even move the other!”

Avshi hopped own onto it and yonah roared again. “FUCK.” Avshi didnt say anything but poked and prodded at it. “Oh yeah, this is broken, just a tick tho- YIPE” They squeaked as Yonah grabbed them and placed them back on the desk. 

Then reached across the desk to a set of drawers and pulled out one of his precious vials of healing potion and popped the cork. 

“Fuck” he hissed, “Can’t take this until i let them out.”

“YOU’RE WHAT!?” Screeched the harpy and yonah sighed “Avshi, you explain.”

--

What had the monster just said? 

“LET US THE FUCK OUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” Chai screamed. 

That earned another jab from the outside

“So impatient!”

“GAHHHHH” she had no words but with renewed vigor did her best to give the giant an aching belly. Tori and Oren helping her. They all knew from the contented humming that it wasnt working but it made them feel better. 

---

For all Avshi had insisted they knew yonah was going to let their friends go, they still looked visibly relieved as yonah finally said it. Even as yonah chuckled as said friends became irate at this. Hilary and Niran, still in the cage didnt believe it at all, calling him a liar. Those in his stomach, though it was harder to understand the words, were either pissed about being made to think they were going to die or also didnt believe it and wouldnt until they were let go. Understandable. 

It would help if Yonah did indeed spit them up but the giant wizard wasnt interested in doing so immediately as he put his hands on his knees and stood up. Hold that. Nope. that hurt too much. He used his staff to get to his feet and make his way over to the cage to unlock it and held out his hand. The two women backed away and he sighed. 

Then he screamed as his hand was assaulted! He withdrew it with both of them attached. With his other hand he removed the harpy before he flicked his wrist. He flicked his wrist in an upward direction and the elf lost her grip to be launched into the air. And was quickly snatched in the same hand as she began her descent. Instead of placing them on the workbench he let them go onto the top of the cage. Less confined but not a place to easily run away. 

“I’m not going to eat you.” 

No surprise that didn’t win them over. New tactic. 

“I’m not going to hurt or kill you.” 

This was minimally more believable and then he added, looking directly at Niran, “I was told you were injured, I’m not going to do anything to harm you more. Also you have too many feathers.”

Niran ruffled said feathers but did not move, “you said you were going to pluck me! And roast me alive!”

“I did say that, but I’m not. I dont cook… people… I am not an ogre or a troll.” He extended his arm up to the cage again. 

“What about me!” Hilary demanded. 

That was a trickier answer. 

“Perhaps I will, indulge a little later” he licked his lips “but would let you go.”

Hilary was still untrusting, but she could believe he wanted to still eat her, and Niran had by now decided to scramble onto the giant’s arm. Hilary was pleased to see Niran was not being careful of how her talons gripped into the giant’s flesh. The trickle of blood down the arm didnt result in any retaliation from the giant so perhaps he was telling the truth. And Hilary climbed into the open palm. She failed to stay standing as he drew back his hand and walked over to the bench. He was about to set them down but Avshi smacked him with a bit of magic. 

“Yonah! Stop fucking stalling and release my friends. NOW.”

So instead Yonah snatched Avshi up rather roughly. Sophia leaped onto the arm and hung on, climbing up to his shoulder. Since he needed at least one hand for this he pushed Avshi into a pocket and with great effort went to the window. 

“Fuck, i can’t get out of my damn tower! I’ll need. Ugh i hate wasting these!” 

He reached into a sleeve and tossed down a small piece of quartz. 

CRACK! He was outside! On the ground! But also down one port crystal. 

“Yonah…” Avshi got out their staff again as yelps came from his middle. 

“Just a moment” Yonah winced, as he set his eyes on his destination. 

---

“What the FUCK! What is going on!” Demanded Chai. Something magical had happened, and she had no idea what. 

“Why dont you go outside and find out?” Tori snorted.

The chamber then squished considerably, and a moment later, lurched violently. 

---

Judging by the size of the wriggling mass that made its way up his throat, it was the half-fairy. Effort was almost so great that he couldnt enjoy the burst of flavor from said half-fairy as it reached his mouth. Almost. 

They came out cursing. Good. That meant they were perfectly fine! He reached into his mouth and felt clawed hands grasp his fingers. He pulled out the most disheveled looking half-fairy in the realm before SPLOOSH, dropping them into the bathing pool. 

Next was the… 

---

“I am NOT going last!” Chai dragged Tori back into the chamber as it convulsed again, “ I got here first so I should be next!”

“It doesn’t matter!” Tori insisted but Chai was stronger than them and at the next lurch got herself into position to be squeezed up and out. 

---

Finally the half-elf exited his throat and lay on his tongue. But did not spit them out. He was not done getting his taste. He was not done being a bastard. He reached into the river to get a handful of cool water into his mouth, swishing it around to clean off the sour fluids from his treat.

His audience watched with horror, but did not make any direct comments on his actions. 

With the little morsel now a little more clean he could taste them proper again. And he rolled his tongue around a few moments as he watched the rest of the smalls. 

All the adventurers except for Avshi were washing up in the pool, there was a pile of clothes by the river where Avshi was set to laundering. A punishment from their party members which they had accepted with dignity. Chai was submerged to her nose in the pool and was content to be like a rock. Hilary had her big black eyes locked on him, reflecting the starlight. 

Niran was helping Oren with his feathered wings. The ends of the feathers were raw and curled and brittle from the exposure to the acids. He had totally forgotten! He crawled over to them, which spooked them. From a pocket he drew out a small bottle and with a little encouragement the Harpy took it and sniffed the contents. Her eyes widened and she glared at him before taking out a small dab of goo and mixing it with water before applying it to the feathers. Oren shuddered as the suds were rubbed in, not with pain, but with relief. 

What was that bard doing! That was very brave, and very dangerous. 

Yonah stuck out his tongue which the bard clung to, with hands, and teeth! They had decided to bite back. That earned them a pinched midsection and a nice bellyflop into the water.

“That was very stupid” Yonah said with a slight slur as his tongue felt so odd, “I could have bitten down!” 

“Fuck you!” Was all they said before stripping and hastily getting every bit of offending stickiness off their skin. 

“Very forward, not so surprising from a bard” Yonah winked at Tori “Maybe later.” 

Tori’s ears folded back with fear and embarrassment and said nothing. Chai finally took pity and waded over to hand them some soap. It was lavender scented. 

Yonah flopped down on the cool mossy ground next to the pool, his whole body ached from he fight and from throwing up three people. He winced as a few arrows stuck in his person shifted. Arrows that, in all the excitement, he hadnt noticed. Sophia came over to him with a cloth and healing salve. Not nearly as powerful as the one Niran had been given, nothing so magical, just to keep his wounds clean.

“Is this really the duty of a princess?” Hilary asked as Sophia yanked the second arrow out. 

“That’s not a princess!” Chai snorted “that’s a minion!”

Yonah grinned “she’s a bit of both”, then he remembered the potion! He downed the healing liquid in one gulp. Even if it took a minute to start working, just knowing relief was coming was a start. 

Sophia smacked his nose with the bloody cloth “I am a princess! I am not just a bit of a princess.”

She paused in her work to bow to the company “I am Princess Sophia of Orr, captive to the great and terrible Yonah Ha’Esh. We are pleased to be your hosts.”

Most of them looked bewildered at this. One of the Mystical Kings' own children? They looked to avshi for confirmation and they nodded. 

“What makes you think we are staying?” Chai snorted. 

“What makes you think you’re leaving?” Sophia shot back, “None of you are in any condition to be out in the woods at night! Even if you all stuck together.” 

“No thanks to your giant!” Oren pointed out, trying to stretch his wings and wincing. 

“Aw I was just playing” Yonah sighs “It had been a while since I got to battle adventurers! I told Myran not to tell me anything about you, I didnt want to have an advantage.”

“You KNEW we were coming and you STILL ate us!?” Tori couldnt beleive what they were hearing. 

“Hmmmm yes, i wanted a nice appetizer. Or you can think of it as… payment.”

“We would have rather just paid you money” Chai points out. 

“I dont need money. I'm a royal mage.” He rolled onto his back and placed sophia on his chest where she lay down as well. He put a hand over her and stroked her. 

“That’s bullshit!” 

“No, he really is” Avshi said, “i told you before.”

“And I much preferred getting to eat you. Pity im only half-giant, i could only fit three of you in. So only three of you have paid your rent so far.”

Niran froze “but… you said…”

Yonah waved hand at up at the sky dismissively  “yes yes, I wont eat you, but the elf… hilary was it? I still want payment from you. Oh and Avshi of course.”

“Yes, Avshi, what do you say to that!” Chai sneered and all eyes except for yonah;s were on them. 

Avshi just shrugged “Wouldnt be the first time”

“Uch!” Chai rolled her eyes and splashed water in their direction “All this time! You knew this could happen! That he would eat us!”

“And that he would spit you out!”

“It's kind of my thing” Yonah admitted “Its delightful good fun to be a villain, but I’m not interested in taking lives so thoughtlessly!”

“Not… interested?” Hilary asked, not so sure she liked that choice of words. 

“It’s a lot easier to not spit people up. Takes a lot more thought to be merciful once ive gotten someone into my stomach, and it really wants to keep you tasty little morsels.” as if on cue his stomach growled loudly and he pat it affectionately. “My stomach is demanding I stuff one of you back in, but I dont think it’d let me be merciful again tonight” he laughed. 

Only Sophia and Avshi knew that he was joking. 

“Speaking of food!” he sat up, sophia falling into his lap, and looked at them with hungry eyes. “I think it's near time for dinner.”

---

All thoughts of leaving were gone by the time they were eating the dinner Yonah had set out for them. He had gotten out a very nice table to set on his larger one, and set a cushion on each chair! To go with the food he put out jugs of wine and cider. Finally he sat down. Fuck. Even with the healing potion he knew he shouldn't be walking so much, he dreaded what state his knees would be in tomorrow. 

Yonah used another teleport to get back into the tower, after Avshi took the crystal to the workshop. 

Then came the real difficulty. Getting down the stairs to the kitchen. Slow steps down the stairs, using his staff as a crutch. 

He needed booze. He reached for the cider that he had just put down. 

Giant’s Booze was rather low in alcohol but so delicious that it was still easy to get drunk on. 

But the food. The food! Chai was sure she had never eaten so well in her entire life, and judging by how little anyone was talking and how enthusiastically they were eating, her friends thought the same. There was lamb stew spiced with… that was dwarven spices, from HER mountain, he couldn't have known. And a squash soup loaded with plenty of vegetables. Spiced flat bread that paired perfectly with the cucumber and tomato salad and bean paste. 

“You must visit more” Yonah said to Avshi “especially if you bring such exciting guests!”

“Yonah you cant eat everyone I adventure with.” Avshi laughed. 

“Not with that attitude! But if you call ahead, I would consider” he winced as a brief shot of pain went through him “I would consider not tormenting them.”

“Promise?”

“I dont think a villain can make promises” Yonah winked.

“You’re an ass.” Avshi pointed out. 

“I do try my best”

Tori finally stopped inhaling soup to speak with Sophia. 

“How did you know how to cancel out my song?” they asked “That style of interference is a technique that Beit Ha’Kolanu* teaches, but you said you’re a princess!”

(*house of our voices)

Sophia grinned “Yonah had a bard come around to give me some pointers. And with my princess vocal training, picking up some bardic techniques was simple!” She would not give up the name of the bard.  

Hilary was still eyeing yonah nervously, “You… wont be taking payment tonight will you?”

It took a moment for Yonah to register she was talking to him and he disengaged from catching up with Avshi. 

“What, oh, no no no, that would be so rude of me.”

“Since when do you care about being rude!” Sophia called him out “You’re just fucking tired and don't want to toss up your dinner!”

“Both can be true!” Yonah said “but I am thinking about having a royal dessert”

Sophia ran a hand through her braid “we’ll see about that- Yipe!”

He took her in a hand hand brought her to his face to lick her “Maybe I should have dessert early!”

“Woah woah!” Chai shouted,out of her chair and with a knife in her hand. A dinner knife.... Niran screeched, and Oren spread his wings in a show of aggression. 

“What kind of villain are you! Your princess doesn't deserve being eaten! His Mystical Majesty would kill you!”

Yonah didn’t respond, for he had one of Sophia’s arms in his mouth. Sophia shoved at his face 

“He’s being greedy!” she huffed “I rarely deserve it anymore, if i ever did.”

It took a moment for them to realize that of course, if the giant and princess were being so casual about it, he wasn't intending to kill his captive. For one thing, it was extremely rare for giants to do that, and for a second…

“How long have you been a captive?” Tori asked. 

“Oh, about three years” Sophia yanked her hand out of Yonah’s mouth but he just licked her face. “Gross!” she yelled “Why must you do that at dinner! It's so gross!”

“Better her than me…” Hilary whispered but not quiet enough for Yonah to miss it. His ear twitched and he licked his lips.

“I could swap!” he said, but he didn't. He set Sophia down and she wiped herself off before finishing dinner. 

---

Morning came and his fears were confirmed. Knees nearly the size of his head they were so swollen. It was only with magical assistance that he managed to get out of bed, but he couldn’t make it to the kitchen. Stairs were not happening. He made it to the living room, picked out a few books so he wouldn’t have to get up for new ones, and sat on the couch. Then lay down on the couch, propping his feet up. That helped. 

“Hey IDIOT!” 

Oh right. His royal dessert. He’d be happy to spit her up… if he wasn’t so disinclined to move for the next several hours. At some point he would have to! He’d need to eat, need to use the toilet… he’d need to get to find someone to heal his knees. But right now, he just wanted to lay on his couch. 

Sophia grumbled at his reluctance but did understand why, so she didn’t insist on being released just yet. So he’d get his few hours on the couch with his books. And a belly full of princess. It would be so pleasant if it weren’t for the throbbing pain. 

Did he smell smoke? That was definitely smoke. From the kitchen. 

Since sophia could hear him he groaned very loudly before making his slow painful way down the stairs to the kitchen to find 6 small people attempting to cook on his stove and use his toaster. They weren't exactly failing, but were having some difficulties. 

“I have smaller appliances” yonah growled making them jump, thankfully none of them fell, not off the counter nor into any heated appliance. 

Instead of retrieving such things he sat at the dining table and directed his guests to each location. Avshi did a little magic to direct airflow and remove the smoke smell caused by bread stuck in his giant-sized toaster. 

“We were trying to make food for you as well” Avshi said. 

“That’s… nice” Yonah frowned a bit, suspicious. 

“Some of us objected!” Chai added and Yonah grinned. “But Avshi was… persuasive.”

“I am grateful for the effort, if you think you can manage it, kasha and eggs would be a fine breakfast.”

They could manage. Boiling the buckwheat and scrambling eggs wasnt so hard at a larger scale, especially with Avshi providing some kitchen magic, with Yonah’d direction. 

“These are basic spells Avshi!” yonah chided. 

“I don't really need cooking spells on adventures” Avshi pointed out.

Not as fantastic as dinner had been, but still a very enjoyable meal was prepared. Piles of toast and jars of jams were opened even though yonah protested at a few, made with rarer berries and fruits, there wasnt much he could do about it. 

“Will your princess be joining us?” 

He wasnt really sure who said it since siad princess thrashed, visibly, in his stomach while yelling to be let out and if he takes one bite of food with her still in she’d make him regret it.  But he barely noticed with all the eyes on him. It was annoying to feel embarrassed about it, Sophia was fine! They’d all been told the details last night. And most importantly, he couldn't get up to spit her up in the sink. He had to do it here, at the table. 

It was challenging as he couldnt even stand to get a better angle, but he managed it. And with a CLUNK Sophia hit the table and started to cuss him out. How he could have done this when he had woken up! When he walked into the kitchen and was already standing and could reach the sink! but NOOOOOOOO. 

Yonah chose to take a cleansing swig of water and then use a cleaning spell on Sophia before she dismissed her glass form and took seat at the midsize table full of silent seated figures. 

“Well? Don’t tell me you’ve never seen someone spat up before! I mean aside from last night. If this made any of you lost your appetites I will be severely disappointed.” and she took a piece of toast and a large spoonful of yonah’s most valuable jam. 

They did manage to eat breakfast, and even clean up. 

Yonah insisted they make their way to the living room, not upstairs to the workshop, when the adventuring party began to say their farewells. Most were intrigued and/or confused, with Chai being suspicious. Once again Yonah lay on his couch, though only after he picked out a few more books, smallfolk sized, and a scroll. He also piled some pillows to properly elevate his legs. It was very awkward but the relief was very worth it. 

The adventurers had been all placed on an ottoman next to the couch. Sophia sat on Yonah’s chest with her own book, thoroughly uninterested in what was going on and making sure everyone knew this. 

“You’re very good adventurers” Yonah mused. 

“Excuse me?” Chai squeaked.

Yonah snorted “Look at me! You nearly took me down and that was with three of your lot out of the fight, and the rest of you tired from a day of adventuring already. Of course, i was holding back, didnt want to hurt my guests.” he chuckled, “but you gave me a run for my money.”

“We werent being paid by you… to fight you.” Oren pointed out. 

“No. No you werent, so how about instead I pay you to adventure for me?”

“EXCUSE ME?” Chai nearly choked, “we are NOT accepting money from an evil wizard! Certainly not one who ATE THREE OF US!”

“Hush!” Tori elbowed her. 

“But, he’s evil! We’re the heroes, our reputations!” She continued to protest.

“I am not hiring you as an evil wizard” Yonah corrected her, “but as a royal mage. His Mystical Majesty has authorized me to fund quests should the situation call for it. And the situation calls for it.”

He lifted up a hand and twirled it in the air, making the books  and scroll he got out earlier levitate and open to fall upon the ottoman in front of the now curious smalls. Old books that he had managed to untangle about 90% of the mysteries of, and a scroll that remained wholly incomprehensible. All this led to the locations of a few magical items as well as means to do some reconnaissance on decaying fey realm structure. King Ben needed to beef up the protective wards on sensitive parts of the forest. 

Not that the adventurers needed to know this. Their job was to solve a few puzzles, survive the treacherous quests, and bring back the items and information. They didnt need to know what it was all for, even if they begged to know.

“I’ll tell Avshi upon your return, but i will have Eli draw up a contract that they will regret breaking should they tell the lot of you. Oh fuck i forgot! You all need to sign a contract for this quest” none of them looked happy, in fact they all looked like they were about to turn down the job.

“Dont worry,” yonah said which only made them worry more, “It’s just an employment contact for the king’s records, budget stuff mostly. Ok it has some magic binding but it just lets us know if any of you die on the job, it wont curse you for abandoning the story”

Finally he told them how much they’d be paid and Chai nearly fainted. No one had anymore objections. 

“What’s the catch?” Chai asked when she got her wits back. 

Yonah took a deep breath.

“Before you do any of this” he waved a hand at the books and scroll. “I really need you to fetch me a witch to fucking fix my knees”

[FIN]

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[methylphenidate-already-taken]

Gumdrop

HEY

YOU MFS REMEMBER THIS AMAZING PIECE BY @anxiety-pocket I COMMISSIONED?? WELL HERES A LIL THING I WROTE FOR IT WITHOUT EDITING INSTEAD OF DOING THE ESSAY I NEED TO DO.

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Word Count: 600~

Content: mention of violence (not relevant to the story, just skip the first paragraph), Soft safe vore, g/t, fluff, like- toothrotting fluff, I love being self indulgent :)

The two made a good pair despite all odds. Sure, Cypress had to be mindful of her language so as not to get stabbed, shot, or murdered in other ways, but that was hardly a problem given where she liked to hide out most. See, Wilford seemed to understand that his treat needed to not be chewed if he wanted to keep having her, and if he were to chew her up he wouldn’t like the taste of blood anyway.

In truth, he adored Cypress and didn’t want anything bad to happen to her. He didn’t want to hurt any of his friends, of course, despite what his actions told.  He was an absolute softie, absolutely insane, but an absolute softie.

So here Wilford was, mouth open wide to allow his sweet to stare out into the world. Cypress lay on his tongue with her arms folded over one another. He could feel her gentle weight pressing into the soft flesh. Instinctively, his mouth was watering from both her taste and the prolonged time it was open.

A content sigh came from his small friend and he could practically feel her deflate.

Are you ready, gumdrop?

Wilford couldn’t speak, of course, so some telepathy(?) fourth wall breaking(???... it was hard to tell what kind of rules or lack thereof he had) would have to do. Cypress didn’t respond at first, her mind too fuzzy with the feeling of his hot breath washing over her.

I’m ready she gave him, not even bothering to reply out loud either.

When he tilted his head back she closed her eyes. With one strong ‘GLK’, she was already sent travelling down his gullet. This was the closest to a fairy tale either of them would ever get. Cypress was surrounded by warm pink, dragging her down deeper into the depths of the gentle giant. It was magical to be completely engulfed by someone who loved and cared about her. Squished from every angle in the slimy confines, the throat muscles making her hug herself tightly. Cypress relished every single second of it, her eyes squeezed shut with delight and mouth upturned in a smile of gratitude.

Wilford felt his friend move deeper and deeper down inside of him. For him, the magic came from knowing he was protecting her with his whole being. That she loved and wanted to stay settled inside of him. This feeling was amplified tenfold once the warm lump of Cypress slid into his waiting belly.

His stomach, although small, was nowhere near as cramped as his throat, leaving Cypress with enough wriggle room to adjust what way her legs had to tuck up. Soft flesh surrounded her from all sides, and though she couldn’t see in the dark, the colour of her surroundings matched that of the scar crossing her lip. It was always overwhelming at first when she settled and took in that every single inch of her was surrounded and held by her friend. That was one of the reasons why she didn’t let go of her self-hug. It was just too much in the best way possible! With her eyes still shut she hunkered down and allowed Wilford’s tummy to do its job of welcoming her with its gentle kneading and warmth. Safe and sound protected behind strong muscle tucked within Wilford’s core.

Wilford gripped onto the strap of his suspenders with one hand while the other one went to his pleasantly full belly. While Cypress didn’t make a visible bump on his abdomen, he still felt her weight within him. Her gentle breaths, the little adjusting movements, all of her was so clearly with him. The tiniest bit of drool slipped from his lips, residue from the mouthwatering taste of his treat.

♡

He expressed in her mind, and she felt the same.

[spookyscarycreepydollgirl]

Vore where it’s like a destined thing, like how in some fairy tale settings the tales themselves are cyclical and play out again and again. Especially if the pred and prey fight it but end up succumbing. But could also be a case of being drawn to the pull of the “story” despite the fact the modern fairy tale world tries to avoid it.

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[vore-scientist]

I think Tom Thumb was just dumbass since the lesson to be taught was to not be a horrible reckless jerk. none of the things that ate him were aware? Like why would a cow have any actual desire to eat him? I think he also got eaten by a giant who may have been aware but then again Tom Thumb is really tiny. I have to check the different versions of the story. They were less antagonists and just Tom getting into stupid trouble?

Why are so many fables about eating people? Like what’s up with that? Jack and the beanstalk is about giants that eat people whole. Red Riding Hood is about a wolf who eats two people whole. The fable about the crane and the coyote is about a crane just diving headfirst into a coyotes throat. The Lion and The Mouse is about a lion promising not to eat a mouse in exchange for help and these are just the ones i can name off the top of my head there’s probably a lot more.

[peachnewt]

Hey ya’ll.  Hope you had a good holiday weekend.  

Long story short: There is no chapter in Spilling Guts this week, or the next part of Midnight Snack: Gingerbread.  Real life happened.  I’ll try to get something up before 2021.

Short story long: Holiday stress and personal needs took its toll, and one of my family has tested positive for covid-19.  We don’t live in the same house, they’ve been isolating as much as possible since February. But this still happened to them and we as a family are trying to be available as possible for what they need.  Delivering groceries, medicine, books for the kids, etc.

My younger sister is a nurse. She took the diagnosis personally and is at the ready.  She already texted what needs to be done, what medications to take and not take, what other symptoms to look for.  If you wanted to know who was the first inspiration for Dr. Rachel Sampson, it’s her.  A-type, no bullshit.

Any thoughts, prayers, or small sacrifices to personal gods or forgotten deities are welcome.

With the Midnight Snack: Gingerbread short story, I’ve fallen into the usual trap of overthinking it and doing actual world building.  It was supposed to be a short vore fairy tale for the holidays.  Now there’s plot involved.  >_<

Meanwhile, winter cleaning needs to happen around the house. I still have work hours, and life goes on.  

Please stay happy, safe, and healthy.  

[vestancethesmol]

The Taste of a Tiny~

Word count: 1.7k

tw: fatal, vore, g/t vore, fear play

this was somethin i made for @patpat-snore since there's no vore fics for preds really (this is in the pov of a pred) I hope you like it lots!!! I'm sorry if I did bad!

It was a terrible day for you, your coworker called in sick and asked you to cover his shift, and for some dumb reason, you did it. Although if you had known what you were in for that day, you would've hung up the moment that they called you. It was horrible, it was the holidays of course, so everyone was in a rush, people were in terrible moods, makes you wonder what happened to the “holiday spirit” which is supposedly in the air. But for your workplace, the holiday spirit may as well have been nonexistent with how this women was treating you. She was screaming, demanding to purchase an item that hadn't been in store for weeks now, due to the fact that it was probably Christmas Eve of all times, and last minute shopping never went well. But she didn't care, she wanted it and she wanted it now. It was only until your General manager had stepped in that she finally caved in and went home, muttering a string of curse words and bad cheer under her breath as she exited. The day was awful sure, but as if Lady Luck herself had come down and smooched you on the cheek, your boss told you that you could go home early!!! You practically skipped out of the building after clocking out, you were so happy, you had never gotten out this early. A myriad of things to do with your newfound free time were swimming in your head. But as lady luck was smiling upon you, she was not smiling upon an unknown resident of your home…

Unbeknownst to you, there had been a little woman living within your apartment walls for quite some time. She was always careful, always meticulous, learning your schedule perfectly so that she wouldn't end up getting spotted by her massive roommate, but it wouldn't help her today, as this was the first time in years that you had ever clocked out sooner that 5:30. She was out in your apartment, sneaking out little nibbles of the loaf of bread that had been sitting in your pantry for a few days now, a little morsel of the spongy grain saddled on her back, ready for transport back into her home. She snuck her way out onto the kitchen counter, the hidden entryway to her living space mere feet away as the apartment door slowly creaked open, a heart stopping chill running its way across the borrower’s spine, freezing her in her tracks like a deer in headlights. Her day about to take a turn for the worse.

You lazily dropped your keys on the table, and walked into your kitchen, very very very very very hungry after an annoying day’s work, but what you laid your eyes on was not food, well not yet anyway, but a tiny woman instead, her tiny eyes wide with fear, the piece of bread falling from

her grasp and onto the counter without a sound. Your own eyes were wide too, way wider than hers obviously, but still, it was a massive surprise to you too. You had always heard stories from your grandmother of the little people who lived in people’s walls, and were always excited by them, always searching for them whenever you went to her house. But you always thought that those stories were just fairy tales, made up for little kids to give them a sense of wonder in the world, you didn't expect for one to be in your house! Although… you always did have this bizarre fascination with what a tiny human would taste like. What it would feel like for them to wriggle down your hungry gullet. What it would feel like to have them writhe and squirm inside your cavernous belly as they were turned into nutrients for your body.You suddenly found yourself licking your lips with hunger, a gluttonous look in your eyes, and to top it off, a devious smile painting itself across your features. A smile that could only mean danger for the little thief inside your apartment.

“By all means, enjoy the piece of bread little one, you've clearly earned it, after all, if I hadn’t gotten home early you would've already eaten it” You said sinisterly, your much larger eyes studying the tiny, like a butcher’s customer would study the cuts of meat, wondering how she would taste once you had gotten her into your maw. You had decided to hold off on devouring her outright, not until you had sufficiently toyed with her. “I-if you insist mister, th-thank you for letting me have this, I r-really appreciate it” she stammered sheepishly, tentatively taking little nibbles of the bread, the tiny very clearly still terrified of what you might do now that you had found out that she was living in your home. After a minute or two of nibbling she had finally finished her snack, although yours was just about to begin you had thought to yourself…

“Th-thank you for letting me eat some of your bread mister, now if you don't mind I’ll just get out of your hair by going back to my ho-”

“Going so soon? But we had just met little one, and after all, you may have had your food, but I haven't had mine quite yet” You chuckled ominously before slamming your hand down atop the counter, mere inches from the tiny female who was about to escape, causing her to fall backwards onto her rear in shock. “Wh-what do you mean by food?” she inquired meekly, the little one crawling backwards, away from your massive palm that was blocking her path “What do I mean by food? Well I mean you my dear~ After all, if a delectable little treat is going to waltz around my countertops, who am I to miss out on this golden opportunity?” You explained, your hungry eyes never once leaving her frail and vulnerable form. She just looked so… helpless like this so… delicious, you couldn't wait any longer your, your free hand swooped in to snatch her up, each one of your fingers wrapping around her like a snake, making her confinement in your hand more and more secure with each digit that had curled around her. You lifted her up effortlessly, bringing your adorably helpless prey up to your face. “Don't worry little one, this won't hurt… much, and, don't think about it as your end, think of it as a very warm, very wet roller coaster ride, ok?” You stated, letting your warm breath spill out over your meal with each word, giving her a taste of what's to come inside of your hungry, hungry mouth. “Ahhhh~” You opened wide and stuck out your tongue, placing your tiny, feminine morsel atop the pink muscle, marinating her in your own saliva as you slowly withdrew your tongue back into your cavernous maw. Once the snack had been brought in past your teeth, you shut your mouth, giving her a curtain of your pearly white teeth instead of the kitchen light that she used to see, but her journey wasn't quite over yet as you waggled your tongue around inside your mouth, making sure to get the little visitor thoroughly coated in your own saliva before her trip down your throat. You could feel her squirms, it was so very clear that she was trying to fight your tongue, it felt like a little wrestling match to you, a wrestling match that you won quite easily as you pinned her beneath your tongue, pressing her little body against the floor of your mouth, licking all over her little body. You tasted every inch of her, she was so perfect, sweeter than a piece of your favorite candy. You felt her little arms trying to push up against your snake-like tongue, but it was no use at this point, it was very clear that you were fully intent on devouring her like the piece of food that she was. In one last, little tease, you decided to let her head pop out from beyond your lips, your tongue wrapping itself around her waist in order to prevent escape. You looked upon her adorable little head, her hair stuck to her face and the side of her head now that it had been doused with your spit, you giggled to yourself, the chuckles reverberating throughout your body, causing your guest to rumble a tad bit as your finger drew ever so close to her little head, the digit making a circular motion as it crept closer… and closer until… boop! Your giant finger pushed her head back inside to your awaiting mouth, your tongue assisting in the task to pull her back in. “Alright, enough games, I can't wait any longer” You thought to yourself, a giddy grin breaking out along your face, excited at the prospect of a real life borrower meal!

“Bye Bye little one~ enjoy the roller coaster ride down” You murmured to your struggling prey before throwing your head back, letting the delectable woman slide down, savoring her flavor on each taste bud as she skidded past, plummeting down your warm throat, you brought up one of your fingers to the bulge in your throat, trailing its descent down and down and down until they fell into the bottom of your gut, where you let your hand rest on your now full belly, a content smile upon your face at having enjoyed a wonderful meal. “Thank you for the food dear, you were absolutely delicious, so delicious that I wish that there were mo-URP!” Your monologue cut off by a massive belch erupting past your lips, probably your tummy thanking you for feeding it. “As I was saying, so delicious that I wish I could taste you over and over again, but sadly, I'll have to settle for this one time” You spoke softly, drumming your fingers over the spot where she had landed, the tiny clearly still moving around inside, hopefully coming to terms with her digestion. “All this playing made me sleepy, I think I'll take a nap little one, don't go anywhere~” You teased, going off to your bedroom to sleep as your little passenger would soon digest inside you, hopefully giving you energy for your workday tomorrow...

[zealousartisaneggsshepherd]

The big bad wolf and the red riding hood

In the next day of this morning, Richard finally wakes up from sleeping,his body is now buffed,after he's digested Arthur,Marcus,and Rick the three handsome brothers pigs,and Zack,Oliver,and Jake the three bad wolves,and then he gets up from bed,and he decided to goes outside of his bedroom to go the kitchen,to makes a coffee to drinking in this day.

Then all soul of his wife Jessica,Takeru the bad wolf, Arthur,Marcus,and Rick the three handsome brothers pigs,Zack,Oliver,and Jake the three bad wolves,and Herucles the former Alpha bad wolf, immediately revived from a soul to having physical body but they all are naked,then King Richard gives the clothes to them,and now they all had their own clothes.

King Richard is really happy to see his wife Queen Jessica,and all of them know that this day is the day that King Richard ended the conflict between him and Emperor Fenrir once and for all.

Then King Richard goes to the washroom to take a bath, whilst the three handsome brothers pigs such as Arthur,Marcus and Rick, and the bad wolves such as Takeru,Zack,Oliver,Jake and Hercules decided to take a bath with their King,like King Richard.

After King Richard and his friends are finished take a bath,he gives his friends colthes back to them,before he picked up his huntsman outfit but he carried his sword with him,to battling Emperor Fenrir.

King Richard say ' See you guys around in the afternoon.' to his wife and his seven sons,he asked his the wolves beastmens friends to lead him to the wolves beastmens's Kingdom to fighting with Emperor Fenrir on last time,and the three handsome brothers pigs will followed him too,when they all go outside of the house,and walking on the road that lead them to the wolves beastmens's kingdom,then Queen Jessica decided to locked the door,and protected her seven sons,after her husband King Richard had talked to her earlier.

While King Richard and his friends had walked on the road that lead them to the wolves beastmens's kingdom,General Leo immediately appeared in the middle of the road to say 'Hello to his older twin brother.' " Hi,brother. Look like you wanted to ended this conflict." General Leo asked his brother, and King Richard immediately replied" Yeah,I wanted ended this conflict once and for all. Because there's so many sacrifices of all beastmens of our own kinds, that's why I wanted to end it. For reunited our own kinds to all as one. To defeat the only one enemies, the dark werewolves." General Leo continues,asking his brother that," If we reunited our own kinds as one, and everyone will followed us, right Richard niisan."" Yes, General Leo,my younger brother, everyone will followed us,as their king and queen, like they always did in the past. This is what our ancestors wanted,to reunited our kinds as one,to protect our home from the threat that's coming from thw darkness. And we all must prepared the income event of the future nearly come. And you guys,my wolves beastmens friends, it's time to lead me to our leader to end this battle between us." The wolves beastmens such as Takeru,Hercules,Zack,Oliver and Jake nodded before they tell that" Followed us,your majesty. We will lead you to our leader,that he waits for you." King Richard immediately said" Then, let's go." Before they all are running to the way that lead them to the wolves beastmens's kingdom.

After they're arrived, Emperor Fenrir has waited for King Richard to battle with him," Opened the door,to let all of them in." Then the door had opened by the Knights wolves beastmens that guard the door of the kingdom,after they all go inside the kingdom,all of wolves beastmens immediately bowed to two kings sich as King Richard and General Leo,while Emperor Fenrir gets up from his throne,and goes inside to meet his old friends. After Emperor Fenrir goes outside and walks through his people to meet King Richard,when he see his old friends at the middle of road of his kingdom, and he immediately said" Long time no see, King Richard and King Leo. It's been awhile,that the last time we met." Both king Richard and King Leo/General Leo say hi to their old friend,before King Richard saying that" You know why we are here,right?" Emperor Fenrir nodded before saying" I know why you're here,King Richard to end this conflict between the Kings and the Emperors."then King Richard replied with " Yeah,this conflict between our family of the Kings and the Emperors will end today. And then we reunited to fight our real enemies." Emperor Fenrir immediately said" Then,what do you gonna with that? Such as devouring my people?"" King Richard immediately replied with " No, it's not. You know we both lost our comrade and our people of our own war. I don't want to see our people had to sacrifice anymore. And Emperor Fenrir,my friend,I think it's time to end it." Emperor Fenrir nodded about the word that King Richard said to him,then they both picked their sword to fight eachother.

Then both King Richard and Emperor Fenrir had clashes with their sword,both of them are so strong,while the others are watching to see the winner. After the long fight between King Richard and Emperor Fenrir,King Richard has won,whilst Emperor Fenrir lies on the ground,but King Richard shows his kindness to his friend,and he extended his hand for his friend Emperor Fenrir ro grabbed his hand. Emperor Fenrir immediately asked" Why? You won't kill me,King Richard."King Richard replied to his friend that" Because everyone awlays ahd a second chance,my friend."King Richard smiles,and Emperor Fenrir looked at him with nostalgia of their memory of past when they're friend," King Richard,my friend, it's honoured to fight along you like the old time." The wolves beastmens in the city,and the goats beastmens and the three handsome brothers pigs and,the cats, dogs, others pigs and the foxes beastmens that had arrived eariler,before they're bowing to their leader of their alliance. Then all of them said" Long live the Kings and the Queens!!!!!!" All of them said the same thing to their leader of the alliance of the beastmens,the Kings and the Queens of the goats beastmens. Before they get up,and roar like an iguanodon from Disney Dinosaur 2000,for their celebrations that the alliance of the all beastmens finally reunited once again to protect their home from the income threat.

After hours later of the celebrations of all beastmens,and all of the beastmens's kingdom become as one country,when the some kinght of the foxes beastmens named Toya had sent by his Kings to reporting a bad news that's happened outside their Kingdom,then Toya the Knight fox beastmens had arrived back,after he heard about the bad news,then he called out" Everyone,your majesty, my king,I had very bad news to you." Then King Richard asked" What is it, Commader Toya?" And Toya immediately replied" the dark werewolves had back,and now they had attacked at the mankinds kingdom,sir." All of the beastmens immediately realised that the dark werewolves had returned,and now they had attacked at the humans, all of them should be prepared for the real war fo protecting the balance and their home.

2 months later,after the beastmens rebuild their kingdom,in first day of December

Somewhere that's away from the Beastmens kingdom,at the mankinds kingdom,King Gilgamesh and King Solomon had a conversation with their duke, duchess,knight and huntsman named Albert,that one their knight had reported to them that," The dark werewolves had returned. And one of them had attacked at the one village of ours. And what are we do,your majesty?" Then King Gilgamesh said" Albert the huntsman,we will send you to that village to deal with that dark werewolf. While we had take care of these dark werewolves here." Albert the huntsman nodded before leaving outside of the castle and leaving his city to goes to that village of mankinds where the red riding hood's village had got attacked by one of the dark werewolf.

The red riding hood named Joshua,and now he goes to his granpa houss for visiting him. Meanwhile on the road that Joshua the red riding hood has walk on, there's one of the dark werewolf here,and his name is Theodore, he's the dark werewolf,and he wears blue shortpants,his skin is now covered by a brown fur,and he's anthro wolf now,because the dark werewolves can transform in the daylight and in the midnight. In the daylight,the dark werewolves will transform their body into anthro wolf to survive in the day of sunlight,while in the midnight,they used the full moon to transform to show their true form to their enemies that they devoured with.

Theodore had met Joshua the red riding hood,and saying" Hello,young man. You looked so handsome,and what is your name." Then Joshua replies with" I'm Joshua,and I'm going to visit my granpa."before Joshua say any words,then Theodore decided to attacking him,and opened his mouth wide to swallowed Joshua whole. At that Joshua's granpa named Henry, he had goes outside of his house to meet his grandson,but when he's arrived at that moment,he saw that his grandson has been swallowed by Theodore the brown werewolf of the dark werewolves,before Theodore lets out his satisfied belch" Uuuurrrpp!" Then Joshua's red hood has coming out of Theodore's mouth,whilst the basket was on the ground. Then Theodore decided to opened the basket,and find out that this basket has a lot of cupcakes, and Theodore decided to eat all of cupcakes,while his gut is looking like a watermelon of a person who's eneded in there. While Theodore is eating the cupcakes,his meal in his gut is squirming so hard, Joshua decided to squirming to made this werewolf spit him out,but he failed because Theodore has enjoyed his meal's squirming so much. When Albert has arrived to see what's going on this village,and he sees Theodore the brown werewolf, he immediately attaked him without noticing a bloated gut of this werewolf. Theodore's gut still squirming and struggling,when Albert catches Theodore up in the air,and then Theodore tries to escape with struggling,whilst Albert grabbed him.

Then Theodore finally escaped,and he ran back to the mountain that he came from,Henry sit down on his knees and start crying that he lost his grandson to these dark werewolves. Albert looked so shocked about the situation that he failed to save the people from the dark werewolves's attacking.

But there's a hope,that there's still another werewolf here in this village,that got left by Theodore the brown werewolf,this werewolf has a white fur and his name is Daniel,and he wears a blsck trunks underwear. And now,he has two buffed handsome guys in his gut, and his gut is looking like human-shape of a person who's trapped in there. When Daniel the white werewolf saw his friend Theodore the brown werewolf had left him here alone in the human's village. When Albert the huntsman saw him,he immediately grabbed Daniel by his neck before asking" You and your friend are the one who's attacking this village." Which Daniel replied with" Yes,My Alpha has sent me and Theodore here to attacking this village for all of the dark werewolves to having a meals while my alpha has prepared an armies of the dark werewolves that called from the others side of the countries to back at the forest mountain there." Before Dainel the white werewolf asked" You think you can save these people,Albert the huntsman. We,the dark werewolves had known too nuch about you. But you think you can make me spit these two buffed guys out from my gut. I will not let them out,because they're my meals. A meals should stay in there,and they hit the spot so much. Hahahaha!!" Albert looked so much after Daniel the white werewolf had laughed at him,until he heard eard the two guys in this werewolf's gut,and they said" Don't worried about us,Mr Albert. You still can save us by devouring this werewolf,with us inside his gut. Do it,Mr. Albert. You can save everyone,before they did this to everyone in other city in village. Do it,now." Then Albert opened his mouth wide,and Daniel the white werewolf said" Wait,what are you doing? Let me go. I had someone that I had to take care. Please let me go. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" After hours later of swallowing this white werewolf,Daniel the white werewolf had been devoured by Albert the huntsman,and now he's ended up inside Albert the huntsman's gut,before he's saying" Let me out. If I'm out,I will eat you next." While outside Albert's gut,his gut still squirming so much,that made him let a belch out like this" Uuurrrpp!" Henry immediately approached to Albert,Albert immediately say sorry to Henry,because he save Henry's grandson from those dark werewolves,but Henry said" It's okay,Mr.Albert. And you still can save the others from them. And I know that my grandson still alive in that werewolf's gut.

Somewhere at the forest mountain, Nemesis the Alpha of all of the dark werewolves, had gathered his pack from around the world,then Theodore immediately approached him and said" My lord,Daniel has been captured by Albert the huntsman." Lord Nemesis didn't shock or anything but he said " looked like you had leaving him,and let Daniel be devoured by that huntsman." Before he grabbed Theodore's neck, Theodore immediately replied" Please,my lord,I will not fail next time." Lord Nemesis immediately replied" If you say so,I will let you go for now. If you failed again next time, I will devouring you. Got it." Theodore the brown werewolf nodded, before he asking" My lord,did we going attack at the humans kingdom,now?" Lord Nemesis the Alpha dark werewolf replied with" Yes, Theodore,my servant. We will attacking at the humans kingdom tomorrow. And they'll prepared for the incoming war,after we've done with these mankinds,and then the beastmens are next to attacked. Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahaah!!"

[fyrapartnersearch]

looking for longterm novella-style partner

general hey guys i'm lauren, 26 years old and living in EST! i just got dumped and thought i'd fill the void in my life with some good, good writing so i'm looking for some people to plot and rp with. i'm usually bopping around on social media and love talking to my partners, whether it's getting to know them or just plotting future events for our characters.

i'm also very ditch-friendly! if you're tired of me or our rp, totally just ghost me, i'll get the hint. no need to get all anxious over breaking up with a partner. it's rping, it's all chill. if you're able to, giving me a head's up that you're not feeling the rp would be great though! i will absolutely return the courtesy if i'm not feeling it anymore either.

as a quick side note, i will only rp with people over the age of 21, and have a preference for partners over the age of 23! i just feel more comfortable when my partner is around the same age as me.

posts and characters i only write in third person past tense and would prefer for my partner to do the same. i'm very flexible with post lengths, but i tend to be on the wordy side. i'd love it if you could provide four or five paragraphs per post on average, though i absolutely value quality over quantity so post length isn't a huge concern of mine as long as there's something to reply to! longer posts are wonderful as well, and i have no issue waxing lengthy posts if that is your preference.

i generally reply at least once a day or once every other day, but even if i'm tied up with work and not able to reply consistently, i'll absolutely be available to chat. i'll let you know when i'm busy and love to shoot plot ideas back and forth even when i can't put aside a chunk of time to reply.

characters! i love playing multiple characters, but having a singular main character is great too. i prefer playing OCs but can also do canons, which i'll talk about more below. i have no preference about what sort of character you're playing, that's your decision! i like to develop new characters for each rp i do, but feel free to bring in old characters if that's what you want! i like characters that are complex and interesting and not ultra-powerful people -- or if they are, you're able to explore the emotional repercussions of it. if you're looking for a specific sort of character to play yours against, give me some guidelines before i whip up an OC and i'll be happy to make someone that fits your needs. i adore creating characters, and like making side or background characters that pass through or come in and out of the plot.

i like creating characters before the plot, rather than the other way around. i have a huge preference for character-driven plots -- putting our characters in a setting, and then letting their specific quirks and motivations lead where the rp goes next.

i also can provide rp samples if you'd like to see my writing before we rp!

genres; love and sex so first let me prattle off some original character genres that i love! i will list fandoms later.

• adventure; anything with a band of people coming together and forming a found family, traveling together on the way to a goal with obstacles thrown in their way • fantasy; i adore fantasy, whether it's magical realism or all out medieval fantasy. world-building is one of my favorite things. sci-fi is great too, but i'm not great when things get too tech-y haha • paranormal/mythical creatures; sort of goes with the fantasy, but i'm always down to rp different species in any sort of setting • fairy tales; i love taking old fairy tales or stories and giving them a unique twist, whether it's making them #gritty or just tossing them in a different sort of setting • superheroes; people with superpowers using it for good or evil and coming together yesss • romance; romance is great and i'll discuss that below, but i prefer this to be like a sub-genre • AUs; i love taking a fandom and making it an alternate timeline or AUing it completely. also once we have characters and a rp established, i love love love talking about AUs for our characters. i will AU everything, there is no AU too AUish for me

those are just my favorites so feel free to suggest others, but i will not do slice of life. i just find myself bogged down when there's not a defined plot, and it doesn't keep my interest. i also love these things if you'd be interested in tossing any of them in the rp:

• mages • shapeshifters • daemons [like from his dark materials] • people with horns or wings • pirates • dragons

pairings what up what up. i love rps with a dash of romance, whether our characters come in as an awesome couple battle duo, or two dorks realizing they're developing a crush on each other. either way, i don't like characters who are not in a relationship immediately getting together -- i'm all about the bonding and character development. i do not like rping cishet m/f pairings. bi girl and bi dude falling in love is great. trans man and trans woman falling in love is great. ace woman and a masculine nb person falling in love is great. any other type of lgbtqia+ pairing is great. if you have a general preference for m// or f// just let me know!

i also love anything unconventional, from happy polyamorous couples to obsessive unrequited pining. love triangles are great, conflict is great, anything to keep the relationship fresh and interesting without verging into the realm of over-dramatic. if you're looking for someone to rp a dark and unhealthy romance with, i am your person. also if you want to rp cute poly couples. i am also that person.

for fandoms, i'll do canon/canon and OC/OC but not canon/OC!

smut smut is totally rad, as long as it's not the sole focus of the rp. i like the smut to add something to the character, the characters' relationship, or the plot in addition to just being for porn's sake. cute smut is great. dark smut is great. getting to do both is even better. i do have a handful of smut-based limits including things like water sports, pedophilia, vore -- if you want a complete list just ask when you contact me. themes i would enjoy exploring typically depend on the character and what my partner's limits are.

limits i don't have any limits besides the aforementioned smut limits. besides that, i love violence, gore, and swearing. i like exploring dark themes when the rp calls for it. i do not like rping with people who treat trauma, abuse, and psychopathy as personal traits or try to make things obnoxiously dark and gritty. but otherwise everything's pretty much on the table! if you have any limits please let me know -- i have no problem not swearing or avoiding certain topics or fading to black if that is your preference.

fandoms stars denote preference.

dragon age [origins; da2; inquisition] ✩✩✩ dragon age is my favorite thing in the world and i would love someone to rp it with. i have a preference for OCs though would also be up to rping canon characters. rping an OC MC with OC companions is my jam, though i also like exploring what the rest of the world is up to while the main plot is going on. also any AU of dragon age is great -- inquisition in a modern setting, kirkwall with a sci-fi twist; universe diverging where the bad guy wins and stuff like that.

pokemon [any gen] ✩✩✩ i am always down for a pokemon rp you have no ideaaa. however i really like my pokemon rps more serious (i know how ridiculous that sounds). i like exploring aspects of the pokemon world outside of just being a trainer and getting badges. i like to rp pokemon like they're intelligent animals, meaning that wild pokemon aren't so easily tamed and pokemon can get hurt. i'm also so down for crossbreeds/fusions. i have some plot ideas in mind for pokemon and would love to hear yours!

final fantasy [IV, VII, VIII, crisis core, advent children, dissidia] ✩✩ i have this random love for IV, but honestly i am total VII trash and have been playing the remake a lot. i'm also a little familiar with XIV and have some OCs already created for a setting like that.

fallout [any game] ✩✩ would love to do OCs for this, and admittedly something in the commonwealth would be rad because i've played 4 most recently. brotherhood of steel is always great, anything with them is awesome. also stuff with synths that involves questioning what it means to be human and have faith in your own identity/memories w/e w/e would be cool. also just a general AU of a fallout-like setting maybe set in a city that hasn't been explored yet.

kingdom hearts [any game] ✩ i'd love something in the bbs era, but honestly anything is great. exploring nobodies successfully turned into ansem-heart-holders, the new keyblade warriors to defeat ansem (this guy gets around), or kh1&2 characters during the bbs time is all great. for canon characters sora, aqua, ventus, marluxia, and larxene are the ones i've played the most but i'm always looking to branch out.

medium i like to rp over discord, email, or google docs, with a separate discord channel or IM for separate chatting and plotting. i'm also open to making a joint tumblr blog that we both post our posts on, which i did not know was a thing until very recently!

contact if you're interested please shoot me a message on my tumblr or at Lauren#5244 on discord! :)

[vore-scientist]

The Panicking Prince

(A humorous little adventure containing Lots of GT interaction and some safe, soft, M/f GT vore, platonic and willing)

A Tale of the Mystic Woods

Full title: In Which Prince Yonatan Does The Books

Summary: Prince Yonatan discovers some information that about the fate of the kingdom. This causes him to panic so he runs off to find his sister the Princess Sophia and the Giant Wizard, Yonah. 

Warnings: No real warnings. I will mention that Yonatan is 16 years old but he’s NOT the one eaten (It’s Sophia as usual). There’s an almost minor vorish moment involving him, but it’s silly. It’s all silly actually.  

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In a well lit room in a high tower of the Castle in the City of Luster in the Kingdom of Orr sat a prince. A prince surrounded by scrolls, notebooks, files, boxes, and cabinets. This prince was almost 17 years old, which was unusually young to be handling the paperwork of an entire kingdom. Especially since the Kingdom Of Orr was not one kingdom, it was two, as many centuries ago the King of Orr was picked to be the King of the Mystic Woods. And ever since then the new Mystic King maintained the claim on Orr. 

But Prince Yonatan was not a usual prince. He had been cursed at 8 days old, at his naming day, by the Ivory and Bronze Fairy Courts. They imbued him with intelligence and wisdom beyond his years. On the Prince’s 9th day of life he spoke in full sentences, the first of which he used to critique his feeding/sleeping schedule. And on the 10th day had set up a system that had him feeding, sleeping, and relieving himself on an extremely exact timetable. And it only got worse from there. 

With a mind hungry for knowledge but so full of new thoughts, the poor prince was constantly in need of diversions. Play with his siblings could occupy his body well enough; wrestling, tag, hide and seek, sword fighting, and climbing through areas of the castle they had no business being in. But as conversationalists went, they weren’t engaging. He chatted with Royal Philosophers until he ran circles around their theories, and his father’s political advisors until he could contribute to their machinations, which he often put a stop to before some sort of scandal got out. 

No advisor had successfully lead a power grab let alone a coup. but every time one got close it was a whole do-to. Now such things only happened Once in a while, when Yonatanlet one slip his notice, just to keep things lively.  

A few years ago he’d taken up a new hobby. 

The bookkeeping of Two Kingdoms was a daily task, one that Yonatan found extremely relaxing. With constant fresh information, it never got boring, and he could concentrate entirely on it. No more of his mind wandering and making him worry. 

See. Yonatan has anxiety. Bad anxiety. For all his wisdom, his brain was constantly racing and all those thoughts were so overwhelming, especially ones about the probabilities of disasters, or outcomes of potential wars, or that he was a terrible brother because of his curse, or that the royal advisors secretly resented him and were planning his assassination, or maybe or that his brain might one day just pop, or perhaps... 

You get the point. 

When he did the kingdom’s books, he had no such thoughts. At least, not as many. 

You might think such work is boring, and yes, stuff like guild dues and which portions could be taxed, or reviewing the fluctuations in prices of basic goods and preparing to subsidize things for winter are certainly borning. But tracking the latest dragon sightings and the current standings of registered and known unregistered heroes and villains was exciting. 

Managing the FairyTales was an important job that Yonatan took great pleasure in. Reviewing and updating the current status of prophecies and their subjects, with calendars of known and calculated trigger dates and references of contingency plans for both disasters and celebrations.  Following Long Lost (or recently lost) Heirs and their last known locations, with information on anyone noteworthy or particularly unnoteworthy having passed through them. Keeping logs of treasure hauls taken in and given out by heroes and villains, making note of any (interesting) magic items. The latest word on magic items of secret but great renown, and any rumors involving their being lost, stolen, or found. 

And all of this and more! Organized so that the right information was disseminated to the right people. Information becoming instruction, and instruction becoming action. Many actions taken simply to influence others, in large and small ways. For example: Pushing people to influence some tale. Such people might never know they were part of a tale. They might have just been spurred on to tell a potential hero a small piece of information, or offer them a meal or place to stay for a night. 

All this made sure that FairyTales continued to be Told. 

You get the idea. 

But the prince was also trusted with monitoring some of the more sensitive information. Of note in this instance: Anomalous magical spikes in the Mystic Woods. 

The Mystic Woods was always shifting, but it was crucial to note where things were when interesting events occurred. Even if the event was merely a surge of forest magic, detected by a ranger or King Ben himself. Most of the time it was just a flare up as the mysterious currents of magic swirled around and collected. Or King Ben bit his tongue and for some reason the Mystic Woods reacted. 

Lately, a lot of the flares had been accompanied by little bits of good fortune! A tree being cured by disease, a swarm of insects cleared away, a rare magical berry bush bearing fruit for the first time in decades. Or were in locations inhabited by many of the mystic woods communities. Villages of Elves or colonies of gnomes, all who benefited in small ways from the flares. What nice things! Knowing good things were happening made Yonatan feel very good! 

Unfortunately, that mood was soon to be soured. As he reviewed the flares his super-fairy-magic-enhanced brain made some connections. 

What had he been reading yesterday? 

Though he wasn’t technically permitted to read the reports between King Ben and the Royal Wizard, and Evil Giant, known as Yonah HaEsh. Yonatan liked to know how his favorite sister was doing.

Even if Yonatan had trouble connecting to his siblings, he still loved them, and they loved him. But Sophia… She was special to him. Her carefree attitude taught him to act without thinking; With his brains and her wildness, they had been quite the pair of troublemakers. There was rarely a dull moment with her. And unlike his other siblings, who brushed off his anxiety attacks as just Yonatan’s Magic Brain Weirdness, she would help him. It was incredible how someone so unfettered could also be so steady.

Many a night he had run to her in tears over some fear, like how according to some calculations, the moon would crash down in a few hundred years, wiping out all life. She never got mad at him for waking her up, and she’d hold him as he cried himself to sleep. 

Adjusting to her being officially “kidnapped” by an evil wizard had been difficult to say the least. That was almost 2 years ago. It made him feel better to know she was thriving under the care of her captor. Even if he missed her dearly. 

Back to the reports. 

There had been several odd happenstances while she was on patrols with Yonah. Patrols were something Yonah had been doing long before Sophia had been assigned to him, and it was mainly the half-giant’s way of not going stir crazy. Explorations out in the forest; limited by the 5km range that Yonah could go from his tower, usually just to see what was around, but also to hunt and collect spell components. Yonah had at some point noted that when he went out with Sophia, they would encounter more interesting places and situations. 

A few of those places had surges of magic, mostly after, but sometimes before, Sophia encountered them. Many of these places had been having some sort of trouble, and it was clear from the ShiftLogs, that they shifted within a few hours of Sophia and Yonah’s patrol. 

Yonah even noted, almost a year and a half ago, that the forest was easier to navigate when he took Sophia with him. 

Almost as if… 

Yonatan’s genius brain had made a connection but it was not letting him actually think it. But he knew what it was. And his heart started to pound loudly and painfully against his ribs. Sweat beaded on his brow and his hands felt clammy. 

Oh no. 

No no no no no. 

Now he was panicking. Panic was bad! It hurt! No! He hated this! 

He could be wrong. Easily! This kind of thing never happened. It was probably just coincidence. But no such thing existed in their world That had been proven long ago by some amazing sages. There was nothing he could do about it if he was right. He had to calm down. Once he was calm he could… right. 

Nothing doing. 

Just panic. 

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It had been a long while since he’d had an anxiety attack like this one. He couldn’t do any more work, instead he ran manic around the hallways until dinner time, where he ate barely anything and what he did he threw up shortly after. And sleep? Out of the question.

Unless. 

What time even was it? About an hour till midnight? Didn’t really matter. Still in his pajamas Prince Yonatan used one of the secret passages to get out of the castle. One that led to the stables so he could take his horse. Otherwise the trip would take a day. 

Still, he only rode Soos up to the Mystic Woods. Soos’ full name was Stubborn Old Ornery Stallion. Even though Soos wasn’t more than a few years old. Yonatan liked his horse and hoped he would live long enough to live up to name. 

It was a smooth 3 hour ride out of the city and past the farms and rolling hills. There wasn’t a defined border but once the trees got decently thick yet still lacked magic, he had Soos stop. Soos whinnied and stomped his hooves a bit annoyed. 

“Just checking,” Yonatan said, “You don’t have to come with me.” Even for a son of the Mystic King, the Woods was incredibly foreboding, especially at night. 

Soos’ ears flicked as if to say ‘Excuse me? I was bred for use in this forest.’

“Alrighty then!”

Without another thought (which was a considerable feat), Yonatan spurred Soos back into a trot, and into the woods. There was no point in picking a direction, he had to trust the forest. 

-

Back in the City of Luster there was panic. No one knew where Prince Yonatan was. Ben extended his awareness but sensed nothing. He wasn’t unduly worried since Yonatan was too clever for his own good, but that didn’t mean there was no reason for concern. And so he woke up the entire city, having his guards spread out to ask anyone if they’d seen or spoken to the prince. 

-

That will have to be dealt with later, as by now Yonatan had made it to his destination. 

No surprises here: it’s the Terrible Tower which conditionally belongs to the Great (and also) Terrible Yonah HaEsh. The current prison of Yonatan’s sister, the Princess Sophia. The tower sat to one side of a clearing which now held a mage’s garden. No matter how the forest shifted, Yonatan had never come into the clearing behind the tower, it was always on the side with the garden. 

He had also never been here at night. There was very little moon, but there were a few plants that luminesced. Not very brightly; when he emerged into the clearing with his lantern the lights diminished. But he needed to see the path to the tower.

There was no way to get Soos up it, but Soos didn’t want to go inside, he’d much rather stay in the garden. He knew which plants were safe to eat, and was confident no monsters would come here, not ones looking to eat horses anyways. No, if a monster were to come they would be here for the wizard, probably after some potion or spell. Monsters, like humans, needed the services of mages, but were more comfortable dealing with other monsters. 

Yonatan removed Soos’ saddle, leaning it up against the tower, and started climbing. 

Not so easy in slippers… Thankfully the large thorns were just illusions. He made it up no problem, and keeping in mind the spacial dilation he hopped to the floor. 

The workshop, which looked normal from where he’d sat on the windowsill, suddenly became nearly 4 times larger. Having expected this he rolled out of his fall. His slippers made soft pat pat pat noises as he walked briskly to the trap door which was unfortunately closed but for those in the know, and Yonatan was, there was a secret human sized door. That led to the conveniently human sized stairs that ran alongside the large ones. In fact, the only way to access those stairs was through that entrance. 

From the workshop course. Once you were in the tower proper, as long as you knew the stairs existed, they would graciously appear for you. This was a feature that Yonah had added since Sophia’s arrival, as well as a few well placed and magically hidden ladders and ropes. 

The desired room clear in Yonatan’s mind, it was only one flight down to the hallway that led to the bedroom. The massive door had a very much not hidden crack in the lower right corner, perfectly irresistible to any sneaking thief. Though these days it got more use by Princess Sophia when she needed the bathroom at night. 

Ignoring the half-giant asleep in his bed, Yonatan made a beeline for the massive golden birdcage that rested next to the nightstand. Though he wasn’t checking on Sophia. To get up to the bed he had to climb on the outside of the cage up to the nightstand and jump the very safe distance from the nightstand to the bed. He still looked down and climbed carefully just in case. 

The Princess Sophia was not in the bed which hung suspended off center in the cage. He continued to climb up as quietly as possible. Best not to make noises that would wake up the giant in an irritable manner. 

Which is why he took a running leap off nightstand, landing with a soft PUFF on the pillow. Right next to the giant’s head. But Yonah did not stir. 

The half-giant slept with his back to the wall, on his left side, angled downward. Left arm tucked under two pillows, right arm lazily hung around the pillow. If Sophia had been sleeping on Yonah’s person she would have been curled up in that right arm, against the giant’s face. She was not. 

Well. Fine. That was her prerogative. Yonatan wasn’t here for her anyways. Well he was but not just yet. First he needed the half-giant. He knelt down Yonah’s face. Trickles of dim orange light escaped through the eyelids. The prince was a bit nervous about waking the wizard, but it had to be done. He experimented first by tapping the giant’s nose. 

The deep breaths turned into stilted gasps and snuffles, the giant starting to become aware of a human guest. 

“Uh, Mr Giant?” 

One dimly glowing eye cracked open to look at him in confusion. 

“Eh?” The giant grunted. Then the right arm lifted and before Yonatan could react he was slapped down under a massive palm. It had been a lazy move, so he wasn’t injured, rather he was gently pressed into the pillow. Yonatan didn’t resist. 

After running all the way here Yonatan had escaped the majority of his anxiety, and the weight of the hand was pushing the rest away, and the warmth was extremely relaxing. Which, while part of his plan, this not exactly how he pictured spending the night. It was not comfortable. 

After another minute he pushed the hand off and he sat in front of the Giant’s face. Yonah had started to fall asleep again. 

“Where’s my sister?” Yonatan hissed. 

It took a few seconds before the giant grunted out “Iher?” 

“My sister. Sophia” Yonatan helped. 

Yonah took a breath and with some effort said something in Implausible Giant and even though Yonatan was fluent it was garbled. But the giant had said it with a slight smile. The prince didn’t need to be a genius to know Yonah had eaten Sophia. As long as he didn't think about it too hard it shouldn’t be a problem. Of course Yonatan thought very hard about most things. 

And if you’re wondering why Yonatan wasn’t concerned that his sister was eaten by a half giant, maybe you’re thinking Yonatan thought of her as being in his way? And having his sister eaten was one less person ahead of him in the line of succession. No. He knew his sister was safe and snug in her giant’s stomach. The half-giant had half-cursed her so that she couldn’t be digested and didn’t need to breathe. 

But he could and he did!!! And the very sleepy giant’s hand got hold of him once more and shoved him towards the face. Without much trouble one of his legs was forced between the jaws! It was painful too, not because Yonah was biting him, just the contortion of his hips. His other leg was bent and his knee was against Yonah’s fangs. Yonatan yelled, quietly, and punched Yonah in the nose. 

“No you stupid giant I’m not Sophia! You already ate her!” 

That got Yonah’s attention. He released the human’s leg and smacked his lips as he blinked into almost full consciousness. 

“That’s better!” Yonatan stroked Yonah’s nose, he knew the giant liked that a lot. “I Hope you enjoyed that little treat, but I’m not on the menu.” 

The giant’s eyes flitted open, the soft orange light focusing on the prince. “You taste,” the giant breathed in and out, “like you sister.” He smiled a bit mischievously. 

“I know I do, that’s why I’m not angry,” said Yonatan. “But don’t do that again unless I give you permission.” 

“Hmf,” Yonah breathed sharply, “You never do.”

“That’s your problem, not mine.”

“And what?” he sighed, “Is yours?” Yonah genuinely wanted to know. He liked the prince. Yonatan might be pompous but he had a good heart.

Yonatan pouted and looked away, “I’m. Anxious.”

Yonah took the prince in his hand again, his palm against Yonatan’s back. Once Yonatan leaned into his hand he stroked and massaged the human. Using his knuckles against the prince’s back, taking his arms between fingers, squeezing and rubbing gently but firmly.

“You always are, I want to know why, Little Prince,” said Yonah with a little more sternness. 

Yonatan linked an arm around Yonah’s fingers, squeezing them to get Yonah’s full attention. He looked right into the giant’s eyes, and even with the glow he could see his reflection. 

“Can. I sleep first?” Yonatan yawned, “Here? With you?”

Yonah sighed, and gave the prince a squeeze back. 

Back in school, his friends that knew he was half-giant were insistent that they sleep cuddled up to him before exams. All of them piled on top of him, in his arms, They would sleep so soundly even if they were terrified. It was a power he did not understand, but folks tended to sleep more soundly if he was holding them, or they were laying on him. Not that he minded, he absolutely loved being adorned in friends. 

“Of course.” 

He also knew Yonatan wasn’t above ordering him around, even if the prince didn’t technically have that authority. The kid, who was almost a young adult, was very commanding. Yonah angled himself a bit more towards the prince, hooking his arm around his face so the prince could crawl into his embrace, which Yonatan did without being prompted. Curling up with his back to the giant. 

“You’re sure you’re alright?” Yonah asked one more time. 

“No.’

He wasn’t expecting that answer and expressed his surprise with a small snort of air at the prince’s back. The prince did not look at him. 

“I’m too tired to deal with it, and can’t sleep because of it,” he said very quietly. 

Yonah made a grunt of understanding. Whatever ‘it’ was, the prince would handle it better after a proper night’s sleep. Or at least some sleep. The prince had amazing timing, it was barely ten minutes since he and Sophia had woken up to the HourGlass’s alarm, and reset her curse. So the prince had at least 3 and half solid hours of sleep to look forward to. 

Yonatan buried his face in the giant’s arm. It was so soft and warm, and friendly. That was what he needed after all, a friendly presence. Before that had always been Sophia, holding him tightly as he cried and shivered. But this was leagues beyond that;He could feel his mind and body calming down so rapidly it was almost alarming. And then he was asleep. 

---

Yonah was thankful that Sophia woke up first, waking him so he could stop the HourGlass before it gave them all a painful headache. 

He was a bit miffed when Sophia re-activated her curse, mumbling something about still needing sleep and ‘you can wait a few more hours for breakfast right?’ but not waiting for an answer before falling back asleep. He could of course wake her back up, but if Sophia didn’t want to be spat out there wasn’t much he could do without invasive magics.

“Morning already?” 

Even trying hard not to disturb the prince, Yonah had to lean over to reach the HourGlass. Yonatan had still woken. 

“Yes. you can sleep longer if you like,” Yonah said, “but I’m getting up.”

“No. no. I’m good,” Yonatan freed himself from Yonah’s arms, stumbling off the pillow and onto the nightstand. The prince didn’t look very rested, but Yonah didn't argue with him. 

Yonatan’s head throbbed a bit, mostly from lack of sleep but also from his wild ride of mania last night. He made himself focus on the waking wizard. It did not escape his Attention that yonah was not spitting up his sister. The half-giant sat up and the bed sheet fell off of him, Yonatan could see the wizard’s slightly full midsection. No movement either, but it was hard to tell as Yonah yawned and stretched. To take his mind off that he looked at Yonah’s face. 

His normally trim goatee was lost a bit in the surrounding beard, and Yonah’s wild hair had come out of it’s golden bands so it hung over his shoulders like a lion’s mane. He yawned again and Yonatan got a good view of the large fangs. 

Yonatan wanted to say something now, but decided to wait until the wizard changed out of his pajamas. He used magic do it and Yonatan loved watching people use magic. And once Yonah was properly dressed Yonatan realized he was in PJs too. Ok, get dressed first, then talk. 

“Is there a chance you have clothes that fit me?” Yonatan asked. 

“Actually, yes,” Yonah said, in a soft voice, picking up the prince and placing him on top of the chest of drawers where he kept his clothes. There was a human sized wardrobe on top. 

“It’s magic,” Yonah prompted. 

Yonatan opened it and found a few simple clothes that were indeed his size, though it was mostly outfits that were clearly meant for Sophia. A green one stood out to him, green usually did. Must be something about being a royal of the Mystic Woods. You always looked your best in green. 

“If you want privacy, step inside,” Yonah indicated the wardrobe. 

Oh! Fascinating. Yonatan stepped through and found a small open circular dressing room, with a carpeted floor, racks of clothing all around, and a mirror. Brightly lit though no obvious light source; Yonatan decided that mystery could be dealt with later. 

He walked out with purpose and Yonah put a hand on the dresser so Yonatan could walk across to his shoulder. 

“Would you like breakfast, Your Highness?” Yonah said, still keeping his voice soft but managing to be snarky.  

Yonatan elbowed the giant in and for his cheek. 

“Yes,” he said. 

Breakfast made him remember...

“So. Uh…. Sophia-“ Yonatan started to ask as Yonah headed towards the kitchen. From his bedroom to a short hallway to the stairs and up the stairs. 

“She wanted to sleep more,” he said with a kind of wistful sigh. 

The giant was walking with an incredibly smooth gate; gliding.  He put a hand to his middle as he spoke, smiling. “We had a pretty intense evening on patrol.”

Yonatan nodded. 

Accepting that Sophia’s captor/mentor/best friend regularly ate her was pretty easy. Once the curse was explained. Stupid, extremely unnerving, but not hard to understand. Giants ate people after all, at least evil ones did, and Yonah was an evil giant. What was difficult to wrap his mind around was that Sophia liked it. No. Loved it. She’d been in there for over 8 hours now. And what was he, her brother doing about it? 

Sitting casually on Yonah’s shoulder like she was just asleep in her bed! But she was in Yonah’s stomach! That was so WEIRD! The more he thought about it the weirder it got! So he had to stop thinking about it. Not easy when he instinctively looked down from his perch and had a perfect view of the giant's gut. Pleasantly stuffed is how Yonatan might describe it, though it was even more disconcerting that his mind considered it at all pleasant. 

He looked forward; They entered the kitchen. But he didn’t really want to think about food now. Of course he didn’t say so, because he knew Yonah would wonder if he was sick. Explaining was out of the question. That meant he would have to force himself to eat whatever the giant served him and hope he could hold it down.

Yonah put him down on the dining table, which had a smaller, human sized table placed on it, and began gathering his supplies.  

“HEY! I WANT TO WATCH!” Yonatan shouted. He did not want to be left alone to his thoughts even for a moment. 

Shhhh!

Yonah glared at him, pointing to his stomach then his ears “Please, you can be quiet, I can hear you just fine.” He put the prince back on his shoulder. 

As soon as Yonah started cooking, all of Yonatan's previous queasiness went away. Sophia had expounded upon the giant’s prowess as a chef but hearing about it and smelling it were two different things. 

And eating it was something else entirely. 

As soon as everything was on the table Yonatan practically inhaled the food. It was really just scrambled eggs and some sautéed vegetables but the best he’d ever had in his life. Yonah really knew his spices and had precision timing to make the softest eggs. Also… he technically hadn’t eaten since lunch the previous day. Having an anxiety attack takes a lot of energy, so the prince was ravenous. 

Though Yonah had made more than enough for himself, he hadn’t gotten himself a plate. He’d turned the stove off and covered the pan with the eggs to keep them warm. What he did get was a cup of morning tea, and one for Yonatan as well, which he poured and cooled off with magic. 

“I take it you wont eat-”

“Until your sister wakes? No. -” he chuckled and yet sounded a bit angry about that. He must be hungry too, and having an indigestible weight in his stomach didn’t change that. 

“But- the tea?” He took a sip and was unsurprised to find it was unbelievably good. Probably made with magic leaves from the garden. 

“She’s not awake to complain about it,” he grinned, taking another sip, as if he would still drink it even if she were. 

It did not escape Yonatan’s notice that Yonah was watching him eat with hunger in his eyes. Thankfully his extreme wisdom let him know it was more jealousy, as he continued to shovel eggs into his princely mouth, than a desire to eat him. Though that was there. Maybe someday, but Yonatan was determined to deny the giant for as long as possible. 

“So, little prince, what exactly prompted you to come running into my clutches last night?” 

The prince swallowed his mouthful of food and took a long drink of chilled apple and blueberry juice which Yonah had gotten from his cold cellar. 

“I- Kinda wanted Sophia to be around-” Yonatan looked away, and took another bite of food to stall for another half a minute. “Well- I- I was going through father’s notes and I found something. Something important, about the fate of the kingdom.”

“Now I’m worried I shouldn’t be hearing this,” Yonah said, “You were going through Ben’s notes?”

The prince’s eyes widened, and then he laughed,  “HA!” quickly he quieted down remembering his sister- “I do father’s books all the time. He’s taken full advantage of my accursed brain.” 

Was that pity in the giant’s face? “Yonah, I’m grateful for the work. It keeps my mind occupied, or I’d be having breakdowns every other day!” 

After a moment's consideration Yonah nodded. 

“I’m surprised Ben’s brain can’t hold it all, considering it’s got all the power of the Mystic Woods,” Yonah mused. 

“The Mystic Woods, for all it is a large entity, doesn’t understand economics or politics, or even the intricacies of the FairyTales it hosts” Yonatan pointed out, again Yonah nodded. 

“Anyways,” Yonatan pulled the conversation back on track, “I saw in his notes, some observations. Ones that correlated with Sophia’s escapades in the Woods.”

“And?” Yonah asked, but he had a feeling he knew what Yonatan was about to say. 

“And- I could be wrong. But. The forest. It seems to like her, favor her.” He gulped, his voice getting higher and shaky, “Sophia- She. I think she’s already been chosen. As the next Mystic King.” 

The wizard’s face darkened and he put a hand over his stomach again, while the other tightened around tea cup. Yonatan was sitting up straight, worried he’d made a terrible mistake. How would you react if you were told your best friend in the whole wide world was going to be someday joined in a magical hivemind, the other member of which was a mysterious and powerful gestalt entity. What if you were suddenly made aware that the next magical King of the kingdom you lived in, was sleeping in your stomach? 

“Yonatan,” He growled, but it was breathy. “I am so very glad you did not wait.”

Yonatan refocused, “Wait for what?

“You are lucky Sophia is still asleep in my stomach.”

It was REALLY weird to hear him say it so casually, even if the moment wasn't so casual. Cold sweat beaded on Yonatan’s brow. 

“We- Your father and I, we aren’t going to tell her,” he continued. 

A million thoughts flooded Yonatan’s brain but one screamed to the surface. 

“YOU KNOW?”

Yonah’s eyes shimmered behind his thick spectacles. “Yes. We suspected it almost half a year ago, but confirmed it a few months ago.” 

A FEW MONTHS. Now Yonatan couldn’t believe he’d only found out last night. This had been deviously kept out of the reports. No. Wait. There had been changes, exactly 6 months ago, towards more patrols, more missions involving the forest and gauging the response. And more recently, a lot more lessons on the history of the woods and its communities, and how she applied them in her outings. Recently, she’d been learning spells and potions that relied on drawing magic from around her, seeing if the forest would allow its use. And she had no idea she was even doing it. Using magic like the King, but on a much smaller level. 

“You’re…” Yonatan looked into Yonah’s eyes to see a few tears had escaped down his cheeks, “You’re training her. Without her knowledge.”

“You’re worried, too” he continued, “That she’s doing to end up like dad, that you’re going to lose her. And!” his mind hit one new thought, great thoughts. “You’re worried that all this work is going to make it worse. Like if only you sabotaged it, she’ll be rejected, or it won’t take as much of her. ”

Yonah stiffened. Right. Wisdom. 

The prince stood up and walked over to the giant, and sat on his wrist, patting his arm. Now Yonah was the one shaking. His glasses fogged up, and he tightened his grip on his middle. Yonatan was processing this new information, gathering handfuls of the wizard’s arm hair. 

“Yonah,” Yonatan breathed, his heart slowing but lifting considerably “I had no idea you were training her. I freaked out because I too saw Sophia being… taken by The Woods. But Father is... the way he is, well, because to become one with the forest, he had to sacrifice some of his personhood.”

Removing his hand from his stomach before he woke Sophia, he placed it over Yonatan’s knees, and the prince rested a hand over the fingers. A few drops of liquid hit the large knuckles. He must be crying too, but he was smiling so big it hurt. 

“Damn my father.” Yonatan chuckled, “You’re training her so she can avoid that fate. She’s becoming part of the forest in advance to joining with its essence.” 

He wiped his tears, “Yonah,” he said, and made sure the giant was looking at him through clear lenses, “If you do your job properly, Sophia will be the most powerful King in the history of the Woods. But we won't lose her.” 

The giant was smiling too, “I was worried” he sniffed “you stupid perceptive smartass.”

“It’s a blessing. Sometimes,” Yonatan giggled and let the giant scoop him up into a hug. 

The hug was a bit tighter than felt safe, but Yonatan didn’t protest. He was grateful the giant held him above his stomach. Beneath him he felt the beating of the giant’s heart. Noticeably quick but along with the prince’s was slowing down. 

It had been the right decision to come here after all. Maybe the Woods had called to him somehow, when he figured it out, dragging him out here because he was needed. And he needed this too. If he hadn’t told Yonah, he wouldn’t have known Sophia was being trained, and wouldn’t have figured out what that meant. Yonah would have been left to believe he was training his best friend to become an emotionless vessel.

Then Yonah started and breathed in sharply. He dropped Yonatan onto the table. 

“She’s awake. Excuse me,” he said and into the stairwell. 

Yonatan couldnt imagine what floor Yonah had gone to but it was clearly nearby as he heard the muffled retching. 

Ten minutes later Yonah returned with a smiling Sophia sitting on his shoulder. From Yonah’s now clean shaven goatee he deduced that Yonah had spit her up in the bathroom. Sophia was wearing her day clothes, which she must have slept in, but she was completely immaculate. Not even a hair out of place in her massive braid. She even had on her golden tiara. 

“Yonatan!” she hopped off Yonah’s shoulder the moment he was near enough to the table. 

She ran up to her brother and embraced him, “When did you get here?”

Yonatan tried very hard not to cry as he held his sister. Her energy was so infectious, her personality so forceful, there was no way she could end up like their dad even if the traininging did nothing. No way. He would not allow it. 

“Last night- uh” he said, and opening his eyes he saw Yonah, standing behind Sophia, give him a warning hand motion. 

Sophia pulled herself away from her brother but kept her hands on his shoulder, “last NIGHT? Hold on- Why-”

“I got, a bit anxious, you know how it is… And since you well, um- eaten... Yonah helped calm me down.”

Sophia scowled for a moment, not because Yonatan had cuddled up with her giant while she was in said giant's gut, but because Yonah had not woken her! He’d let her sleep without telling her that her brother had ran away from home in panic. Sure he’d been more than capable of handling it, but this was her brother! 

“Yes, he is good for that,” she affirmed. Then got distracted as Yonah got out a second set of human sized eating utensils and a set for himself, loading his with the eggs and vegetables. 

She let go of Yonatan to snatch her plate and fork from Yonah, and before he’d set his plate down started scooping off a massive but relatively negligible onto hers. He retaliated by eating before she had finished taking her portion. In particular he would scoop away the pieces of vegetables she was carving chunks out of, eating them all. Eventually she managed to get a decent helping of eggs and veggies. 

“I'm starving and this smells amazing!” she said, also eating before she’d sat down at the smaller table. Yonatan was a bit impressed she could eat so soon and so easily after being eaten herself.  “Ohhh did you roast these with scallops!?” 

Mhm, Yonah said though his mouthful of food. “And I used goat’s milk for the eggs.”

“Oh! Why such a treat today?” she asked, taking another bite and savoring it but also eating it quickly because there was plenty more on her plate. 

“Well, we have a prince in dining with us!” he said. 

Still a little hungry, Yonatan, without asking, but with a bit of a side glance from Yonah, took a second serving of eggs off the giant’s plate. He sat down next to Sophia and poured her some of the apple blueberry juice. And another cup for himself, it was so delicious. Plus it had stayed chilled in the magic pitcher. 

Princess Sophia snorted, “Well I'm not complaining!” 

The rest of breakfast was pleasant. Yonatan updated Sophia on the goings on back in Orr, and Sophia told him all about her adventures and magic lessons. Sophia was excited to hear all the stupid gossip about the lower nobility. Yonatan had a million questions about each spell and potion she mentioned, which Yonah answered as best he could, going into enough detail for the prince but keeping it brief to not bore Sophia. 

“I think I should probably check in with the castle…” Yonatan said a bit sheepishly. 

Sophia’s eyes got wide, “Does anyone know where you are?”

Yonatan’s face grew hot, “N-no. I snuck out.” 

“You’re going to be in so much trouble!” There was no pity in her voice. 

“We can use my mirror,” Yonah said, clearing the table and taking the humans up to the workshop. 

There was no need for any rhyme, as Yonatan touched the gold filigree and asked it plainly to connect to His Majesty King Ben. The mirror made a bit of a surprised noise but then turned foggy. It still took a few minutes to connect. Ben’s personal mirror would not show anything until he answered the call, to avoid anyone snooping. 

While they were waiting Yonatan decided he didn’t want to face his father and had slowly been inching away. So that when Ben’s torso appeared in the mirror he only saw Sophia and Yonah behind her. Ben looked a little ragged and twitchy, his eyes brighter than normal, beard unshaven, his complexion a bit green, making him look like a tree with a bit of moss starting to grow on it.   

“Sophia, darling, is this urgent? We have an emergency, your brother-” Then he stopped, narrowing his eyes. 

“Uhuh” Sophia noticed her brother was out of view and motioned to Yonah, who pushed Yonatan to Sophia’s side, she took his shoulders and grinned at her father. “Guess who showed up last night?”

The King’s face was one of instant relief, smiling like he was about to cry. “Yonatan!” 

Then his face hardened, his eyes pulsed with power. And Yonatan tensed in anticipation; Sophia squoze his shoulders, and Yonah backed up. They could hear the trees rustling outside. His Mystic Majesty was about to explode. 

“YOUNG MAN DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED WE’VE BEEN! I WOKE THE WHOLE CITY! YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!” 

~At least it was through a mirror and not in person ~

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2018 is over and I feel compelled to write a retrospective of sorts, but since I don’t feel like talking about myself I’m gonna talk about Every Anime (Series) I Watched in 2018. Each one comes with a numerical rating out of 10 and a short blurb of what I thought about it.

Recovery of an MMO Junkie - 9/10 - Incredibly sweet and heartfelt, with mature adult characters who act as such. Drama and comedy both are mined from real issues rather than petty miscommunication, and is all the more compelling for it.

Land of the Lustrous - 10/10 - A delightfully unique setting with an enrapturing story and fantastically constructed characters. The moments of levity and sweetness only serve to make the deeply engrained sadness and loneliness more poignant. The CGI animation is shockingly gorgeous, and a triumph of the medium.

Kino’s Journey: The Beautiful World (2018) - 5/10 - Certainly entertaining in spots, but ultimately rings rather hollow. Not really an improvement on the original in any respect.

Princess Principal - 8/10 - An absolutely gorgeous setting brimming with atmosphere and style, and a fun ensemble cast. The series-wide arc is a little hard to follow or understand, but each individual episodic plot is really enjoyable and engaging.

The Vision of Escaflowne - 8/10 - A well-built fantasy that’s occasionally ridiculous but never not fun. The new dub is really slick and helps the series go down nice and smooth.

A Place Further Than the Universe - 10/10 - Extraordinarily sweet, earnest and heartfelt. Deftly written, smartly directed, and masterfully executed. I cried really hard, a lot. 

Tsuredure Children - 8/10 - Cute, ridiculous, and eminently relatable. If you’ve ever had a crush, you’re bound to identify with at least one character in this series.

From the New World - 5/10 - Had a glimmer of potential, but mostly ended up fake deep, poorly paced, and fucking ugly to look at. The more I thought about this series the less I realized I enjoyed it.

The Ancient Magus’ Bride - 5/10 - An extraordinarily promising start that’s disappointingly squandered by wildly inconsistent tone, static plots, nonsensical character arcs, excessive cliffhangers, and hollow stakes.

Princess Tutu - 10/10 - An expertly built deconstruction of fairy tales as well as a sweeping, gorgeous love note to ballet, classical music, and romantic storybook heroism. Wonderfully intricate plotting and stunning character work, a true gem.

Kaiba - 8/10 - Brilliantly unique and emotionally engrossing, if not a bit obscure and hard to follow at times. You never have, and probably never will again, see an anime quite like this.

Girls’ Last Tour - 7/10 - Deeply atmospheric and sometimes quite poignant, but also dreadfully, awfully, agonizingly slow.

Haven’t You Heard? I’m Sakamoto - 9/10 - A smooth and even mix between laughable absurdity and actual real emotional stakes. Somehow, I feel like I learned something about myself.

Megalobox - 8/10 - Briskly paced and action-packed, but by far the biggest draw is a classic 90s aesthetic reminiscent of pre-digital legends like Cowboy Bebop. This series lives and breathes style.

Legend of the Galactic Heroes: Die Neue These - 6/10 - Would have the potential to be interesting if it wasn’t so hollow and boring. I wanted to get more engaged in the politics of this complicated war, but the plot is held at arms length and the characters are more like walking philosophy textbooks than actual people. That said, the ship designs are pretty cool.

Hinamatsuri - 10/10 - Sweet, pure-hearted, and gut-bustingly funny. Any moment I wasn’t laughing until my sides hurt, I was near to tearing up from actually caring about these characters so much. Each episode was a joy and I loved every second of it.

Golden Kamuy (S1) - 7/10 - Absurd, charming, and goofy, with a surprising amount of gore. Seems to care more about food than plot, but I’m kind of into it.

Revolutionary Girl Utena - 9/10 - Brilliantly dense, symbolic, and metaphorical. Sometimes hard to understand, sometimes hard to watch, but always excellent.

Dragon Pilot: Hisone & Masotan - 7/10 - Gorgeously animated and undeniably charming, but still a little awkward, garbled, and uncomfortable at times. The most earnest vore anime I’ve ever watched.

Steins;Gate 0 - 4/10 - A total, utter, crushing disappointment. Follows up a spectacular prequel with a nonsensical, contrived plot, inaccurate characters, and piss-poor visuals. This series is only carried by its relationship to the original. I will never trust again.

Princess Jellyfish - 7/10 - Charming, varied characters populating an unfulfilling narrative.

The Big O - 6/10 - Plenty of goofy, stylish fun, but slowly devolves into an inscrutable, incomprehensible mess. R. Dorothy Wayneright is the best part of this series by far. Roger Smith is a louse.

Aggretsuko - 7/10 - Fun and relatable, if a bit simple. 

TOP 3

3. Hinamatsuri - This series came totally out of left field for me. I usually don’t emotionally respond to comedies very well but this one somehow hit all the right buttons. None of the humor was mean-spirited or put anyone down, the situations were absurd but didn’t cripple me with secondhand embarrassment, and on top of it all I really started to care about the cast. I wish I could get surprised like this more often.

2. Land of the Lustrous - As you can tell if you’ve been following me at all recently, this series has been absolutely consuming me from the moment I watched it. The plot is gripping and excellently paced, and I don’t know if I’ve ever been invested in another main character quite as much as Phos. It’s plenty easy to get wrapped up in thinking about the plot and the character arcs and the meta, but then when I go back and watch the series again I’m shocked by how good it is on a technical level, too. The CG animation is beyond gorgeous and the technical grace of each scene, the pacing, the colors, the music, the character animation, the voice acting, are all stellar. If this anime had more of an ending it would absolutely be my number 1 pick, but for now I just have to read the manga (AS SHOULD YOU, YOU COWARDS. IT’S EVERY BIT AS GOOD AS THE ANIME).

1. Princess Tutu - I, like many people, I think, reacted with derision at the title of this series, but by the time I was done I was completely blown away, and every time I thought about it more I was even more shocked. Every inch of this series shows some of the smartest construction I’ve ever seen in fiction, every layer is filled with stylistic flourish, brilliant writing, and metatextual commentary. You can dig as deep as you want and Princess Tutu will always have something to offer you. It’s been less than a year, I’ve already watched it twice, and I’m still discovering new things about it. A story this brilliant would be a once in a lifetime experience on its own, but Tutu is fulfilling on the surface level, too. Even if you’re not diving deep into what the series means you can still be just as enraptured by the characters. Fakir probably has the best redemption arc this side of Prince Zuko, and I could sing the praises of every other major cast member. And the music, the music! I was doomed from the start the moment I heard both The Nutcracker and Pictures at an Exhibition in the score. Princess Tutu takes some of the greatest masterpieces of western art music and builds off them, creating a sense of atmosphere as deep and vast and dramatic as the finest opera or ballet could ever be. Princess Tutu is one of the greatest works of fiction I’ve ever consumed, and absolutely the best I’ve watched this year.

BOTTOM THREE

3. From the New World - Immediately after I stopped watching this series I actually sort of thought I’d liked it, and I think the reason for this is because From the New World tries its very best to engage in ideas a bit deeper and more ambiguous than a lot of other anime do. But the more I thought about it, the more I disliked this series. Everything about the plot was confusing and off-putting, I didn’t find the characters particularly charming, and perhaps most of all, this series is butt-ugly. It might have a high score of MAL. but my advice is to give this series a hard pass.

2. The Ancient Magus’ Bride - I wanted to like this series so fucking bad. I fell in love with the prequel OVA and waited anxiously for each new installment to come out. I even bought tickets to my local Artsy Fartsy Theater to see the first three episodes when the screened there. And I liked them! Finally, an anime engaged in Celtic and English mythology, some of my favorites, and a protagonist with a truly gripping internal struggle. I was certain from the very first moment that this series would sit in my Top 10 list, and that Chise would be one of my favorite protagonists ever. And then it... didn’t happen. As the episodes unfolded I was treated to a series that had no idea how to establish or maintain stakes, how to relate its two main characters to each other, or how to use the wealth of mythology it was referencing and drawing from. How am I supposed to care when Chise gets stabbed in the chest every 2 episodes and then just kind of shrugs it off for the sake of drama? How am I supposed to be interested in the mythology when it’s all just watered-down fantasy archetypes with giant boobs? Don’t even get me started on the main villain. I feel very betrayed by this series and honestly I’m still bitter.

1. Steins;Gate 0 - This series is as much a lesson in betrayal as Ancient Magus’ Bride, but I think this one stings worse because it’s preceded by Steins;Gate, and anime I love dearly. I sincerely believe that the original Steins;Gate is one of the best anime ever produced, and this sequel struggles to live up to even a single aspect of it. As it began I was hopeful- I liked the darker tone, I liked the idea of a story within a failed timeline. But as I kept watching, I realized something awful: I was bored. All of the charm and intrigue was gone. The characters were all acting different, all looked different (why are all the girls wearing skintight winter coats? Why have their chests all inflated three sizes??), and there was no impetus for the plot. Steins;Gate was driven by simple goals; in the first half, it was to build a time-leap machine. In the second half, it was to save Mayuri. In Steins;Gate 0 the impetus is to... watch Okabe be sad. Hope he gets less sad. There’s nothing to keep the plot moving, and this listlessness was so overwhelming that the random bits of unforeshadowed action and unprecedented (for this franchise) violence felt cheap and confusing after the doldrums we just sat through. By the time the plot finally, finally, picks up towards the final quarter of the series, the damage is done. I don’t care anymore, I can’t figure out what’s going on, and I’m just so done with a franchise I used to love. One day I’ll go back and rewatch the original Steins;Gate and remind myself why I cared so much, but for now I’m nursing wounds. If you say the name “Kagari” in my presence, I’ll probably blitz the fuck out.

Here’s to a good 2019!

[el-d-ritch]

all evens,,

            100 character development questions           (for in depth and ooc answers, go send numbers to @somnolentis)

002. do they do anything to celebrate their birthday?

nah.

004. do they prefer being alone or with others?

i don’t really know anymore. i guess i’d lean more towards having company, but honestly the idea just makes me feel nervous now.

i know not everybody would end up thinking i’m a freak but it feels like enough would to where i probably shouldn’t even bother. i guess i could take some precautions but what’s the point of having proper friends if i can’t even tell them anything.

a lot of that is probably just baseless anxiety, i know. 

006. what sense do they most rely on?

it’s kind of hard to explain that. 

i guess my hearing used to be the best. my sight has never been that great and tbh i could probably use glasses, just never bothered to get them.

but now, it’s sort of different. there’s like a seventh sense that’s just… a knowing of things. like having a memory of something without actually having the experience. 

some things i just know. not because of sight or sound or anything i’ve learned, really. i just know.

sorry. i know that doesn’t make much sense.

008. what is their favorite fairy tale?

i really like beauty and the beast. it’s cute.

010. who they believe in love at first sight?

i don’t know. maybe. i’m not super cynical about the idea of it, anyway. but it’s been so long since i’ve felt anything even remotely like a crush that it’s hard to really say.

012. what makes your character embarrassed?

god. so many things.

i think the worst is when people make tentacle or vore jokes. it’s so embarrassing. like both for myself and for them. as if i haven’t heard them all already.

014. detail one secret shame your character feels.

everything about me physically probably. not exactly a secret. i don’t have much else to be ashamed about i guess other than how monumentally stupid i was when i was younger.

rest under read-more because this is so many fucking asks, dude.

016. what is their choice of weapon?

i used to really like swords.

but

swords in the real world is fucking dumb, so a pistol, i guess. i learned that the hard way. hands on weapons don’t mean shit when you’re going against a bullet.

that among other things i’m capable of.

018. your character wakes up to find that war has been declared. What do they do?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

become a hermit in the woods once and for all i guess.  

020. what are their hobbies?

i really like learning about space. that’s one thing about me that hasn’t really changed at all.

collecting different sorts of hats. i have every color i think. which is dumb because i wear the same one every day.

i’ve kind of gotten into photography lately, if only because there’s a lot of beautiful scenery around the forest and the city. feels like it would be kind of a waste to not document some of it, you know?

plus dave really likes coming with me whenever i decide to go on a walk around the woods. i’ve let him take a few pictures before and they all look like shit but it’s kind of endearing to look at. i put them on the fridge.

022. what is the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen?

sort of relevant to the last one, but still space.

there’s something so calming about looking up at the stars and knowing just how insignificant you are. the idea used to unnerve me but now it makes me feel at peace knowing that no matter how badly i fuck up, it won’t mean shit in the grand scheme of the universe.

something really comforting about that.

024. what do they consider ugly in others physically?

bad hygiene like most other people although if blood is involved i don’t really care. i may as well be a vampire considering how used to it i am. it’s like i barely notice.

other than that, hell if i know. i don’t really have a place to judge aesthetics anymore. it’s all about the personality.

026. what do they consider ugly in others personality-wise?

unnecessary rudeness for sure. it’s super grating and not at all as cool as people think it makes them look.

on that note, though: people who can’t take a fucking joke. there is no faster killjoy than making a joke and having someone act like you just insulted their dead godmother. fuck.

someone who can’t just properly banter back and forth with me. i hate when talking is like pulling teeth. i hate having to be the one asking all the questions just to keep them engaged in a conversation. boring as fuck.

028. what makes them laugh out loud?

whenever dave does something especially stupid that i know i’m going to bring up in ten years just to embarrass him.

that’s always fun. 

it’s another benefit to liking photography, too. i can document it so he can’t say i’m lying. i think i’ll make a scrapbook.

030. do they believe in the afterlife?

eh. i did but it doesn’t really matter anymore if i do now. although i guess it’s kind of a given that i do to some extent considering i’m already a dead man walking.

i’m not going there anyway. to the proper afterlife, i mean. 

032. does your character believe in ghosts?

yes.

i mean.

gestures to myself. 

i’m a fucking zombie technically speaking so it would be pretty fucking hypocritical if i didn’t.

034. what’s their view of lying?

it’s stupid.

at least anything that isn’t a harmless little white lie, i guess. 

i don’t know. personally i don’t do horrendous stuff so i don’t really have much reason to lie myself. it’s not hard just to tell the truth.

036. how honorable is your character?

probably not that honorable. i can’t imagine anyone aspiring to me like me.

038. what bad habits do they have?

so fucking many, you don’t even wanna know.

smoking and drinking, although it doesn’t matter much because it won’t have much of an effect on me, but it’s still a bad example to set for dave. i try to avoid doing it around him at least.

uh, other than that. self harm, i guess, but it’s mostly unintentional when it happens. it’s just really easy to hurt myself.

040. what is their obsession?

what a weird question.

i don’t know, trying to be a decent brother?

042. what is their greatest achievement?

don’t really have any. i guess the fact that i’m still friends with spirit is something i’m pretty proud of.

044. what disgusts them?

not much, if anything. i’m not really a judgmental person.

046. how do they handle getting sick?

lol. i’m always sick.

048. do they have any allergies?

yes. cats. that’s all i’m aware of. idk if it still applies.

050. how does your character feel about their own mortality?

i don’t.

052. what is your character’s worst flaw?

oh, i don’t know, everything about me? have you met me?

i guess personality wise i’m pretty bearable but if you met me irl you’d realize how stupid a question this is.

054. does your character want power or authority of any kind?

no.

056. has your character ever struck someone in anger?

no. i’ve pushed someone, i guess, if that counts.

if my older brother wasn’t dead i’d probably punch him in the fucking head.

there are other people i wish i could hit, too. but they’re already gone.

058. what is your character’s idea of a perfect day?

i don’t have one, really.

060. what is your character’s attitude toward education and learning?

it’s good.

the education system sucks, though. i had a shitty time in school.

i’m really worried for dave, when he’s older. i hope he doesn’t go through the same shit i did. and if he does, i hope he doesn’t react the same way i did, too.

062. what sort of legacy does your character wish to leave behind?

i don’t really care about leaving a legacy, but

i just really want to be a good brother. someone dave will be able to look back on and actually recognize how much i cared for him.

that sounds cheesy as hell, sorry.

064. in what ways does your character annoy others?

the self deprecation probably gets pretty annoying. i’m pretty self aware of that but if i’m insulting myself, i’ll do what i want.

066. does your character prefer city life or being out in nature?

i have the luxury of being stuck in between both.

i like nature, though. i like the solitude.

and nature doesn’t judge you the way people do, either.

068. how strong is your character’s sense of responsibility? what kinds of things trigger it?

decent now, i guess. i have two jobs, i have a kid, i pay my bills. 

i used to be super irresponsible and immature but i don’t really have the choice not to be right now. so it doesn’t matter what does and doesn’t trigger it. i don’t have a choice.

070. what about your character is cowardly?

that i’d rather just stop trying rather than fix how badly some things are fucked up.

sometimes you drain yourself out so much that giving up is easier. dealing with the guilt is better than dealing with misplaced hope.

072. in a dungeons & dragons game, which class would your character be? (wizard, fighter, bard, priest, ranger, etc.)

hmmm. tough choice.

i think i’d like being a fighter. eldritch knight seems pretty fitting, after all.

074. what is your character’s favorite game?

don’t really have one right now.

i like pokemon, though. who doesn’t?

076. how do they express anger?

i’d rather not talk about that.

probably not well.

078. how emotionally stable is your character?

not.

080. how easy is it for others to read your character’s emotions?

i don’t know. haven’t been told that yet. i haven’t had a proper friend for a few years.

i used to be very easy to read in person, though. i wonder if that’s changed or not.

082. what are your character’s sleeping preferences?

anything that’s even marginally comfortable. i don’t have much for standards.

084. describe your character in one word.

complicated.

086. How would your character describe themself in one word?

and messy.

088. is your character quiet or loud?

quiet.

090. how bodily expressive is your character?

i don’t really know. it’s another thing i don’t pay attention to until someone points it out to me, and i’ve changed a lot in the past few years.

i guess i’d need an outside opinion.

092. what emotion does your character evoke in others?

fear, usually. unease, most of all.

this isn’t really me patting myself on the back. there’s an actual sort of energy that goes to it, that isn’t.. really mine. it just exists around the very nature of what i am a part of.

094. name three things most would not expect your character to be able to know.

what you’re feeling.

if you’re lying or not.

the meaning of life.

096. how do they move and carry themselves? what energy do they project?

lazily, i guess. i would imagine i look like i always want to drop dead. it’s how i feel, usually.

098. does your character like animals?

yeah. i have a cat and a dog. i love them to death. pun intended.

100. does your character dream? if so, what do they dream about?

sometimes.

of the dark and the things that crawl in it. the realm beyond ours and other things i really can’t explain.

it’s just beyond my ability to, really. it would be easier if i could just show you but i can’t.

i’m used to it. as used to it as i can be without going crazy, anyway.

but it does bleed into reality sometimes.

[voreboy]

My Vore Multiverse

So, I have four universes that I utilize my vore Pred characters in:

Fatal-verse (for stritctly fatal vore)

Safe-verse (for stritctly non-fatal vore)

Endoverse (where the a Predator can safe vore or fatally digest prey)

Anti-Tales which is more a fairy-tale/fantasy realm for allegorical stories

In this multiverse, in all facets, vore is a male-only capability with about 1% of the worlds total population being capable of vore (or roughly 70 million living male Preds). The physiology of vore Preds gives them enhanced strength, speed, and endurance. While not anywhere near as strong or fast as Superman or the Flash, they can perform at a level slightly beyond peak human athleticism.

The Fatal-verse

The fatal versions of T-Bone, Rigo and Mason were the first I conceptualized and started developing stories and narratives around; T-Bone being the first character I created. Within these stories vore is always fatal. Once swallowed, it takes a fatal vore Pred roughly 72 hours to digest prey. Their hyper-digestive system enables a near (but not complete) absorption rate so there is little disposal (I’m not into disposal at all but it just seems realistic). The fatal-verse is a way for me to indulge my masochistic streak as Prey.

I approach the Fatal Preds with a mix of Buffy and American Dad! dramatic-comedic depiction of death. It range from “serious but the general populous remains oblivious or willfully ignorant for the most part” or comedic where “yes people die on a regular basis but no one really cares.”

The Safe-verse

Vien, Evan and the non-fatal version of T-Bone make up my Safe-verse. Within these stories, vore is strictly non-fatal. That is to say digestion of Prey is a physiological impossibility. There is a slight supernatural element to the Safe-verse, as Predators are unconsciously able to influence the mind-frame/perception of reality of those in close proximity to them whenever they’ve swallowed someone. In other words, if a vore Pred is seen swallowing someone in public, the Pred can either induce calm and amiable attitudes or sheer panic in anyone in the vicinity based on their own emotional state. If the Pred is euphoric about their meal everyone in proximity will act accordingly; if the Pred is distraught, panic-stricken or wants to cause panic, the crowd will also act accordingly.

An added bonus of the Safe-verse is during the 72 hour period a Prey can be held within a Pred’s stomach before they are regurgitated, they experience a symbiotic relationship — the Pred will siphon energy from the Prey but their stomach will simultaneously rejuvenate the Prey’s body. Once regurgitated, the Prey will experience fatigue for a short time but will otherwise be perfectly fine.

The Endoverse

Endoverse is unique in that Preds can fatally digest or rejuvenate and regurgitate Prey. If the Pred fails to regurgitate their Prey within the initial 72 time period, their will begin the digestive process. There is no hyper-digestion either, so the process of digesting a human being can take up to a month.

Withing this universe, the “Endo underground” was a way for people to seek out Preds/Prey on the dark web prior to public exposure. People could seek out each other to snuff or be snuffed if they were deeply disturbed or to engage in safe vore in private with consent. The Endoverse stories are meant to have a backdrop on the ethics of consent regarding vore. If a Pred chooses to fatally digest someone its a matter of homicide or manslaughter.

Because of Mason’s criminal trial, the world at large is now aware of Preds and they have essentially fully integrated into society. The Endoverse T-Bone is a sociopath that chooses only to fatally digest people. He and Mason were selected by the government to become Black Ops agents to fatally digest assassination targets. By contrast, the Endo Vien, Rigo and Evan are safe vore ethicists.

The Anti-tales

These are more allegorical stories and a way for me to exercise my ageplay fantasies. In literature, anti-tales or anti-fairy tales are stories or fables which feature a tragic ending.

[ao3feed-eremika]

Little Dragon

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2MGyfdg

by Desending_Into_Madness

You know what sucks? When you stay in a boring castle all day with some pervy king instead of going out and seeing a world of adventure. But then it also sucks when you go to fight a dragon and your friends get eaten. That really sucks.

  |Contains vore and smut.|

Words: 3172, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Original Female Character(s), Erwin Smith, Eren Yeager, Armin Arlert, Male Mikasa Ackerman - Character, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Characters

Relationships: Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin)/Original Female Character(s), Mikasa Ackerman/Eren Yeager, Armin Arlert/Erwin Smith, Erwin Smith/Original Female Character(s), Levi/Petra Ral

Additional Tags: Vore, Cock Vore, Oral Vore, Anal Vore, Smutt, Dragon!Levi, Lemons, Dragons, well sorta, Human dragon things, Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Hentai, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sex, butt stuff, I belong in the void

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2MGyfdg

[xwishfulxdesiresx]

Rules For This Blog:

[This is a supernatural Fandomless adult theme side blog for all the oc/canon characters I rp. As well as a made up town so supernatural beings can be safe. I have no lore about the town so you don’t have to worry about rules or anything like that. The reason I’m doing this is, because I don’t want it to clutter my blogs with the verses and other things as well. Now the rules, and more reasoning as to why this blog is the way it is.] Now here are the rules for the blog: -These icons, images, and gifs are not owned by me. They belong there there original creator/respected owners. There are some I made, and taken from official manga, but I rather not address them, due to laziness. -My fandom (FGO/Arknights) muses are in a modern verse. So know they are not the same person as they would be in there world. They are different people with different lives. -Same for my fandom Ocs (Quinn and Dimitri), and if you have come from another blog to rp with them, then know you have three verses to pick from. -Everything on this blog is not connected or canon to my other blogs. (eternal-servants-of-old, and asexual-incubus.) -The blog has city of it’s own. So know that if we rp I might think we are setting it there with out talking or plotting about it before hand.    - This blog is very OC friendly. Give me your ocs please! I want to see the ocs you wrote so hard to make. -This is a multi-muse/multi verse blog. No cheating will happen on here, and each ship is set in there own universe. - Okay it’s a adult blog for both themes and the characters ages. This blog will deal of themes of drinking, smoking, consensual sex, light bullying from some character’s bio, and one of my oc has a past abusive relationship. These will be tagged in there bios. So that way you can prepare yourselves or not read it if it’s too much for you. Don’t force yourself if you don’t want to. It’s okay to ignore a character on here. -Triggers: Okay I had to think about this and look at blogs but blood (No Gore), fangs/teeth, and monsters with eyes, werewolfs or Yoakis (These are not furries. I don’t know what to tell you.) mentions of suicide are okay on this blog. I will tag them like the eye one being body horror. so no one can see them, but if I forget to tag something please remind me in cause there is a chance I forgot to. -Ruby aka host/hostess club verse has drinking in it. And to those who don’t like drinking or alcohol know, that the ruby menu page has it where the first thing you see is alcoholic drinks. I have non alcoholic drinks as well, but if you can’t handle anything involving drinking, then this verse might not be for you. -The Blue Rose aka the Brothel verse has nsfw things in it. Now I will not go into the darker side of people who work in places like this. Its a safe verse, and if you don’t mind smut, then this verse might be for you. -The Royal Chow Chow Cafe aka the Cafe Verse has food in it. This is to those that don’t like to see food, and I will not tag food being mentioned cause sorry I think that’s dumb. I will only tag food photos never rps. So if that’s not your thing, then block me and move on. -On the topic of this blog being adult it doesn’t mean mostly sex or anything nsfw. It means adult topics, and plots. If you are not okay with that and want a pure smut blog, then sorry to say, but this blog is not for you and you can unfollow or block me if you so wish it. - I will try my best to tag things. The tags will be ’“//Abuse Mention” “//Drinking Mention” and so on. Meaning it will be under //Mention tag. - I will put my NSFW threads in keep reading.. -In the NSFW threads I will tag them as lemon for sex/smut, bdsm as bd/sm, and tag kinks as K!nk  in case no one wants to read it. - I don’t do smut with anyone. One, you can’t be underage to rp smut with me, and if you are 18 and over, then understand I ship off chemistry. One night stands are a thing here, but if I can’t work with the rp, then understand I will drop it. - if you want your muse to have a sexual relationship but do not want to write it then know I can do fate to blacks and plot with you on how our muses feel afterwords if you like. - Speaking of underage, if you have a under aged muse, and want to write smut with me, then I will block you and it will be the end of it. - I’m going to be a bit selective with smut. Sorry, I just can’t do it with strangers with a drop of a hat. So we would need to build on our muses interactions. We can even plot what kind if you are up for it. My DMs are always open. - I am open for plots whenever, but if I am late to a message, then know I will get to it between a day or a week. It depends on how my IRL is at the moment. - I don’t do the “only manuals should rp with me” thing. But if I don’t follow you then there is a change that I might not want to rp with you. It’s nothing bad really. Most of the time that it has happen was with very dark blogs. So if you don’t have that then don’t worry about it. - I don’t rp with blogs that use real life people. Like youtubers, movie stars, or tv actors. Sorry just not comfortable with it. -I also don’t rp with blogs that use kid cartoon characters or ponies. Adult cartoon characters i will be okay with and iffy with some. - Do not rp with me if you have things I don’t like: Cannibalism, forcing my muse to do things for your muse kink wise, and are a dick. Try it any of these things on my muses, and I will block you. Things I will do that I never have a single problem with. Also addressing somethings: - If you want to rp a event with my muses by discord. Then I am fine with giving you my Discord name. Just ask by mailing me a tumblr message and, I will tell you my username. - This blog is Multiship and Multiverse friendly.- This blog It’s okay with some crossovers and most canon characters. And it goes with out saying as well as ocs. Just don’t do anything crazy. Also I can not rp with fandoms I do not know. Sorry but, I lack that kind of skill. - The character I rp dose not equal me. And I don’t equal them. - You don’t have to match my length in a rp. But please don’t do short one liners over and over again. I find those dull, and will lose interest in the rp. - I didn’t come to Tumblr to find someone to date or be with romantically or sexually involved with. So if you confess to me then, I will just deny you on the spot and, that will be the end of it. About certain muses: I have two trans muses. one I do not feel ready to talk about or point out on this blog, and another one, Quinn who you can see is trans in there bio, and in all verses. Knowing this, please be respectful of these muses. You can hate them for there personality, actions, or just your muse not liking them for what ever reason, but do not be a terf. You will be blocked. Balan is someone you can not smut. BUT if you want to do a long thread of your muse going through Wonderworld, only for Balan and your muse developing feelings for each other, and the heartache of them having to say good-bye, then we can do that sad fairy tale shit! Kinks/Ideas: Yes we are finally here! Kinks and things I’m fine with. If you don’t see a kink or thing you want to rp, then there is a chance, that I don’t like it or forgot to put it on here. Also my muses have a kink list so it should make things easier on you. But if you still don’t see anything you want to be addressed, then go to my inbox to remind me or to see if I’m down or not writing it. -Kinks: bondage, tentacles, boob job, blow jobs, handjob, blindfolds, light spanking, chocking, riding, mutual masturbation, masturbation, pegging, crossdressing, toys, phone sex, humiliation, monsters (Depends), NSFW Audio, edging, lingerie, quick/long orgasm, threesomes, begging, teasing, light dirty talk, overstimulation, more then one round of sex, biting/marking, size difference, after care, and vanilla. -Kinks that get passes from me, but I will not write it a lot: Angry sex (consensual on both people), Woman with normal sizes or small male members, Guys with a lower female part. (I am not writing the slay terms you can’t make me.) - The ones above will be tagged as //not for your eyes as well as under keep reading. You do no have to like this, which is fine, but know I am doing everything I can to make everyone comfortable on this blog -Ideas: Unrequited love/onesided love, one night stands, friends with benefits, crazed love to the point of obsession (No killing or anything abusive if you please), friends who just want to help another friend out by making it a monthly or weekly thing, booty call, romantic love, and just fluffy cute couple stuff. -Kinks I will not do: Pedophelia, bestiality (furries count), anything with human waste, watersport, vore, gore, guro, eating a person, over eating or forcing someone to eat more food, non-con/dubcon, knife kink, mind break, incest, drugging people, hypnosis, cheating (Yes some people get off on this), breeding or anything with pregnancy, anything with feet, and body horror. [The list might get bigger over time. As of right now this is the things I will not do.] -You and not liking a kink: Look going to say this right now. I will NEVER force something your muse or the mun is uncomfortable with. That’s not me, but if you come to me and want to try out something, due to thinking about it, and want to see if it will be your thing. Then also know, that I’m okay with that, and if you say you are not feeling it, then I will stop everything, and give you the understanding of just experimenting with your writing. (Yup. That’s pretty much it. These rules might be updated at a later time, but for now it’s good.)