#a conspiracy theory that i saw kicking around said that bruins management fed the 'pasta clubhouse cancer' rumor to the media
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The fact that Pasta was involved on the game-winning goal must have made Marchy feel like the most vindicated angry captain in the league right now.
#bruins lb#brad marchand#david pastrnak#come for his boy and he will burn you to the ground and piss on the ashes#as is only right and proper.#a conspiracy theory that i saw kicking around said that bruins management fed the 'pasta clubhouse cancer' rumor to the media#as a way to fire up the team and force them to engage in embattled togetherness.#which would be diabolical. but fun!#another one said that pasta actually IS a clubhouse cancer and marchy's over the top response is how you know it's true.#frankly i think this also has fun narrative potential because it supposes marchy is either territorial or some kind of incredible actor:#a) sure pasta is a poison upon team morale. but he's OUR carcinogen. like only you can punch your little brother for being an ass#OR#b) marchy knows it's true but is so committed to the bit of team unity that he is crafting performative rage posts on insta at 10:30 pm.#but let's focus on the important news from this game:#marchy and pasta's moms had breakfast together this morning
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