#a broom stick

[localicecreambiter]

I did not expect to spend all day on this considering its a shitpost but here we are

they are literally shane and ryan i dont know what you mean

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Witch Hazel - Broom-Stick Bunny (1956)

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

going fishing - another segment from the beast of loch broom!

because my blog is a Mess this part happens after the argument between Haddock and Tintin and before Ramo Nash's studio in this post

[harbingersecho]

... and however hard I try to integrate Iʼll always remain alien

lowkey inspired by thiss

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

physical abuse/fighting in families shouldn't be fucking normalized or joked about EVEN with siblings EVEN with parents EVEN with any fucking relatives

[definetelynotavampire]

found old drawing of witches lol

[bibleofficial]

god bless sleeping 12hrs nightly

[aquaregiaart]

from Witch & Revenant (VI)

see the tag for this AU here <3 its going to be their one year anniversary soon. I realized I never drew Maglor with a broom, so I fixed it. He needs all witchery accoutrement in my opinion.

[writeouswriter]

Moooom (tumblr), the spam bots are changing their naming conventions again

[dailylooneys]

Broom-Stick Bunny

(1956, Chuck Jones)

[adhd-merlin]

okay listen. arlance. arthur x lancelot. the sheer flavour is immaculate. the two bravest and most noble and most dedicated knights... kissing. a prince who pretended to be a commoner/an ordinary knight x a commoner who pretended to be a nobleman. arthur wishes he were as noble and pure of heart as lancelot, and lancelot wishes he were like arthur and of noble blood so he could serve camelot. the once and future king and the most devoted knight, who "wishes only to serve." the man who set out to close the veil and save camelot and the man who actually did it. they want each other as much as they want to be each other. they think the world of each other and the worst of themselves.

their love is courtly and romantic because they're both noble men who adhere to the knights' code. they share looks across the room, exchange pretty words, both too nervous to risk expressing their feelings in certain terms. arthur fears for uther's reaction and failing in his duty to camelot, and lancelot fears for burdening camelot and arthur with his love. they're both so repressed and yet wear their hearts on their sleeves and care so very deeply about those around them. they are kindred spirits and feel a deep rapport due to their similar natures and goals. they can communicate in a way that doesn't require words; just as well, because they so rarely truly express their feelings.

to arthur, lancelot is everything the knights' code stands for. to lancelot, arthur is the perfect man under which to serve. they idolise each other as saintly figures and secretly worship at the altar of the other. they see each other as truly deserving of happiness and will do anything in their power to deliver it to them.

okay to break the waxing of poetic, my favourite canon moments are just every interaction they have in 1x05. lancelot was arthur's bisexual awakening. the homoeroticism of their fights?? the way arthur trails the tip of his stick over lancelot's bare chest while tonguing his cheek when they fight in the streets? bro you're lucky lancelot thinks no one could ever love him COULD YOU BE MORE OBVIOUS??? the admiration arthur clearly has for lancelot after he beats him and becomes a knight, and when he kills the gryffin. arthur would fight his father tooth and nail to keep lancelot around. lancelot so clearly admires arthur and is willing to risk it all for him. i feel like arthur begins by just thirsting over lancelot, but by the time he's knighted, he truly likes him, and lancelot likes him back. not that they'd ever do anything about it. did you SEE arthur's expression when lancelot left? *bart simpson voice* you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.

anyway arthur is in love with lancelot and wants to fuck him so bad but is far too guilty to act on any of it, especially the latter part. lancelot loves arthur as his liege and wishes to serve under him, and buries the part of himself that loves him as a person, too. they're a sad repressed duo how could anyone not love them.

tl;dr: arthur and lancelot want to crawl inside each other's skins and become each other and one being.

what a marvellous analysis, I've got nothing to add really

[elbiotipo]

I'm enjoying Project Zomboid way too much (I will actually have to stop playing before it impacts my life irreversibly) and one of the things I enjoy the most so far is that having a Self Defense 2nd Ammendment Gun is not a solution and if anything, it's a liability, all the noise does is attract more and more zombies and you get overwhelmed and killed soon enough...

Most zombie media has devolved into "here's an excuse for our badass heroes to shoot their Cool Guns into many humanlike targets as possible" and it gets really, really balant sometimes (I can leave the social analysis to others), or they have to make superpowerful zombies to justify the terror, so I really appreciate what they've done here with George Romero Night of the Living Dead zombies... they're slow, you can outrun them, you can run and run and run but they will eventually catch you, they are everywhere, and you don't have a minute to rest, you need to rest, but they don't... they didn't have to add any superpowers or other bullshit, they just used the original Night of the Living Dead concept and it WORKS

(though the fact that they are EVERYWHERE also gets annoying... what are you doing in my cabin in the middle of the forest...)

It's a really good game, but there's also so much Usamerican things that make me laugh too (no fences on the windows so the zombies just... jump in? all the doors are made of like wood, even the front ones? all the houses have HUGE backyards full of literally NOTHING and so on)

[beesgav]

[bihanspookies]

NEW OC QUESTION

What would your oc smell like if they were a perfume/cologne?

[demonir]

I feel like if aziraphale and crowley were birds they'd be those pigeons that absolutely suck at making nests but somehow still get through life I assume because god can't get enough of their tomfoolery

[mad-badger19]

Classes finally over !

Not too bad even after being reprimanded by Pr. Kogawa. Now time to take care of her plants.