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glass-warehouse · 11 months ago

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kenshi plays uno like he's trying to read the tarot for the pile.

cards face down flat on the table, in a line, hand hovering over the tops, moving back and forth.

everyone at the table is stunned every time he picks one, and that it's also always playable. it never wears off.

you know that after he's invited, but before he turns up, kenshi's just kneeling in the middle of his room — holding tightly onto sento — with a calm voice "i will explain the honor code of uno, with which you must abide by"

#he doesn't always win but for someone who can't see he's got like a 75 percent success rate #does he get accused of cheating? of course #anytime he wins everyone denies that he did #saying that actually the sword won #johnny suggests getting a ouija board to which kenshi has a go at him saying that it's disrespectful #as if he's not using his ancestors to win at uno in the first place #a blind man has nothing to lose and everything to gain (from winning uno)#mk1 #mk1 2023 #mortal kombat #kenshi takahashi #mk kenshi #txt #shitpost

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