#a T-shirt that says Daddy's property....actually that might confuse Chris
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*phone rings*
Me: yo
On the other end of the phone: wife dropped our infant on its head
Me: what the fuck?
#now I had one that shook himself off a table once but that's a little different#it is one of those things that is half curiosity half I don't give a fuck#like my buddy's girlfriends... Like I will look at them and be like having sex with them hmm#and then I am like I would not want to habe sex with their girlfriends#and really I am tired of people for real#my own is different#even the cosmos is teaching me patience in listening to the 🤔 emotion or something#I almost feel bad for the weapon's girl of interest because she probably thinks about him when she wakes up after dreaming#me: this fucking little nigga'.....@/#also; I love my little nigga'#I have created a monster but a monster that I enjoy hanging out with#so yeah he will just find you when you're chilling(you auntie) and be like yo#you will be like he is much like my favorite#nice flowers#it is very confusing#today I am just like yanno what I'm gonna find out or I'm not *shrugs*#shot out to our fonzie and rico suave routine#me on the red eye yahoo flight....who this mother fucker they're silly#was daddy a thing for lovers back in the early 80's?#a T-shirt that says Daddy's property....actually that might confuse Chris#thoughts of our paternal side rises violent thougjts#mayan dream calendar cycles#I think I crossover it if I am to take a decent guess#her all day from me continuing to just fuck with you sometimes: oh God I can't wait to suck on that meat#*hoots or shoots* me: we all deal how we musk#eva braun whispers to me: you've been given super soldier serum now you should pull it out and play with gun#a right to bear arms....smh#yeah no I am not into killing things myself but if my swlf does it I don't mind#like all your facial expressions are just so *sigh* fuck man#oh I would look at your body parts once they came along but always the facial expressions told me everything
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