#a CLASSIC

[goron-king-darunia]

We still think this is funny in December 2024!

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[phayz]

[muzaktomyears]

[soulspark]

[yesterdays-xkcd]

But one of the regulars in the channel is a girl!

Pix Plz [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Black Hat stands in the entrance to Cueball's room, the door broken down. A surprised Cueball has turned away from his computer to face him.] Black Hat: Hi. I'm here about the girl who visited your IRC channel last night looking for Java help. Cueball: What did you do to my door?

Black Hat: When someone with a feminine username joins your community and you say "OMG a woman on the Internet" and 'jokingly' ask for naked pics, you are being an asshole. You are not being ironic. You are not cracking everybody up. You are the number one reason women are so rare on the Internet. Black Hat: At least, the parts of it you frequent.

[A woman enters the room, holding some sort of device.] Black Hat: As someone who likes nerdy girls, I do not appreciate this. I'm here to ban you from the Internet. The gal behind me with the EMP cannon is Joanna - she'll be assigned to you for the next year. Try to go online and she'll melt your PC. Cueball: Dude, she's hot. Is she single? Black Hat: Joanna, fire.

[divinebunnii]

morning wood ft. my mouth

[butterflyscribbles]

Curious MK and the Man in the Red Scarf🫧🎨🧣💛

An AU that is quickly taking over my life that doubles as a “Tang goes on a college funded expedition to Flower Fruit Mountain and finds a freshly hatched stone monkey MK chaos ensues” AU

[ellifromspace]

chat noir deserves fun pajamas too obv

[shiftythrifting]

the coolest shirt ever found in a thrift shop in poland

[etirabys]

[flourish-of-steel]

[shiiro-arts]

He is in pain

💞 🔁 Reblogs are appreciated 🔁 💞

[matchstique]

Tmnt Trick or treat exchange for @phin-dicated !

Hosted by @rottmnt-secret-gifting

Something featuring the disaster twins! This was tons of fun to do, I hope ya like it!

[todaysbird]

Today's bird is the Kookaburra