#a 'he's pathegic but he'll less pathetic after a bath. im not giving him a batht though' way
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#SHE DESTROYED HIM#i still thinks she kind of genuinely likes him#in the way one likes an ugly smelly wet dog#a 'he's pathegic but he'll less pathetic after a bath. im not giving him a batht though' way#the bath is the ascension ritual btw#im kind of mhhhhh conflicted because a part of me wants to ship them but i dont think minthara is really interested in regular astarion#he needs a lot more care and understanding and attention than she's willing to offer#but she isn't putting up with ascended astarion's bs either#i think they're just unlikely buddies having a fun time making each other worse#;about#;astarion#;astarionbe#the typos in these tags. wow
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