#Zero Kelvin's Penguin

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I just wanted my book

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Yahoo Question:  Trouble finding a children s ghost book from 2001-2004 at school book fair. It had a stories and info on ghosts like faked Lincoln photos.?One of the stories was about an older couple taking shelter from a storm in an old haunted house. There were also creepy photos explaining how they were faked with people eating white fabric and pulling out of their mouths. I got it at a school book fair one of those official ones by scholastic or penguin? Been trying to find for years any help is appreciated.

Answer:

ked Lincoln photos.? Gov't is killing you with high frequency electricity. Theotokos Virgin Mary gave prayers to "Schema-nun Antonia" on how to save aborted babies from hell. If you pray these prayers diligently, aborted babies are released from hell. On each painted nail there are 40 demons. Smoking is censer to the devil. Using foul language calls upon Pagan deities (aka demons); Holy Spirit departs on 7 meters. People who use drugs see demons who cleverly disguise themselves as ghosts and aliens. America will be last country to switch to Euro (antichrist's world currency). Contraceptives = abortion; using contraceptives for 1 year = 5 aborted kids. Miscarriages happen because of high heels; cesarean because of tight pants (second generation cesarean will be infertile). Unbaptized aborted/miscarried/unborn babies burn in hell until Final Judgement; if pregnant, keep the kid and deliver at home because kids are chipped using IVs and vaccines in hospitals. Dentists and doctors chip patients secretly. Ultrasound leads to mark of the beast; don't do ultrasound, please. Abortion leads to breast cancer; a demon is released from hell for each aborted kid. Dogs can become possessed; don't keep dogs inside your home [Pelageya of Ryazan]. Walmart has technology to administer mark of the beast to those who have cat bacteria in their stomachs; stay away from cats [Afanasiy Sidyachiy]. Next false flag is the Statue of Liberty. Above earth there is ice (hemisphere); when rockets go up they bring ice down from upper sky to lower sky; ice stuck in lower sky will fall on us during Apocalypse. Earth is flat; earth stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin; underneath this ice there is a bubble; and then the abyss. Zodiac is planetary prison of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to have normal sleep. Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last prophet before Apostle John (who wrote the Book of Revelation), Enoch, Elijah, resurrected Seraphim of Sarov, and resurrected Sergius of Radonezh will preach against the antichrist. Humans were created about 7525 years ago. Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level; they will get out through sinkholes and lakes; to kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds; but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of Volga River in Russia. Scientists don't see dinosaurs under our level because of radiation. Sinkholes happen because people dig for resources underground and because earth is heating up. Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will invite people to be healed inside their UFOs; those who go will be like zombies after. Gov't provides demons with diamonds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer. Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts. Demons have 4 UFO bases: 1)moon 2)inside fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)in lake Baikal in Russia 4)in Atlantis which is underneath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are no aliens. Nobody lives on other planets. Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight Jesus. Antichrist is pale with red eyes. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old [Lavrentiy Chernigovskiy]. He flies super fast; deceived people will say: "Christ is here; Christ is there" when he's flying from one city to the next very fast. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light. Antichrist will trick people that he can do mountain moving and resurrection using holograms; fire from the sky is real because of pollution gases in the atmosphere. Antichrist will have food only for 6 months; then he will feed his 666ed people flour from mashed up turtles (Tavrion Batozskiy), but this won't be enough because 666ed people are 10 times as angry and 7 times as hungry as normal people even though 666ed people became shorter (3-4 feet tall = 80 - 120 cm) because nanochips do function of organs (organs diminish) [Nilus Myrrhgusher]. If you have a lot of nanochips in your forearm, then you will not be able to make proper Orthodox sign of the cross (last mercy for you will be to cut your forearm off). Nanochips are sprayed by the gov't using chemtrails; they're also in gov't food and medicine; so, eat food from your own garden. In case garden is destroyed by ice from the sky, have chickens for eggs and goats for milk (Paisios). Lipstick contains cells of aborted fetuses, dog fat, and placenta; human flesh is in McDonalds, Pepsi, toothpaste, antiaging, anticancer, vaccines, perfume, etc.; that's why you should not be using anything that modern society has to offer. You're better off hiding within a 10-12 people group in order to escape Apocalypse. During Apocalypse, Chrtistians will eat dirt from under pussywillowtree as it's filled with tears of Theotokos Virgin Mary; this water will flee if a 666ed person tries to get it. Barcode is Druid black magic curse; QRcode is Mayan curse; when food is scanned, it becomes dead because laser is a substance from demons. Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). It doesn't just have to be during this procedure (could be anything you sign up for or anywhere where there is a secret scanner); biometrics (fingerprints, eyes scan) or getting picture for passport are very dangerous because they could mark you secretly. Gabriel Urgebadze said that they do it on index finger when they scan your finger. Basically, try to avoid new documents at all cost. Police will microchip and isotope ray people on highways. Chipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but when they do, green mark by isotope rays is given on forehead/wrist. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost because it leads to permanent hell. If you're about to be marked, pray the Jesus prayer. Hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666; leave all electronics behind so that antichrist's minions can't track you; burn documents because they're from Satan. The Most Holy Trinity gives you a name during baptism; devil gives an antiname during antibaptism (ex. Social Security Number). People who die with these Satanic documents go to concentration camp in hell to await Final Judgement; once the BEAST Computer is burned down, souls will be released for Final Judgement. That's why you should give back documents of your deceased relatives back to the gov't so that the gov't cancels these digital antichristian names given during antibaptism by the beast system; or just burn these documents because gov't could get upset and could send demons to mark you because of this outright act of defiance. Prophecy from half a millenium ago describes Final Judgement like this: Jesus was very upset with people who had little boards (plastic cards) in their hands because they wanted discount from the antichrist. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael; he rescues people from temporary hell twice a year [at midnight between September 18 and September 19 and similarly on November 20-21; pray at these times on your knees remembering the deceased by names (adding "and relatives by flesh up to Adam") so that they are rescued if they're in hell] (or brings them up a level, that is, to a level with less punishment; eventually, people are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hell. It's a big sin to remember the dead with wreaths (because demons put these wreaths on their necks if they're in hell with their hands tied up behind their back while hanging by their hands), meat, alcohol, sweets, and worldly music. Demons print icons on saints in newspapers so that you throw these newspapers in the trash blaspheming these saints. Crosses on soles of shoes and back of pants are blasphemy. Demons make carpets with crosses and put them on sidewalks so that people walk on crosses. Playing cards mock how Jesus suffered on the cross: clubs (cross on which Jesus was crucified), diamonds (four nails Jesus was crucified with), hearts (sponge with vinegar that Jesus was given to drink), spades (spear with which Jesus was pierced). Cremation is devil worship; only blasphemers such as Lenin should be burned; if Lenin is buried, earth will be polluted, and China will attack Russia because of this. After China attacks Russia, Ruski Orthodox Tsar (shown by resurrected Seraphim of Sarov) will come to power in Russia; this Tsar will slay traitors inside church and gov't; as a result, Russia will be the only country not under the antichrist. Ecumenism has 263 heresies; each heresy leads to hell. In 2006 in Moscow (that's why Moscow will sink), representatives from most religions signed a document where it says that all religions worship the same Supreme Being [aka the devil]. Priests who participate in ecumenism will have Pagans walking on their heads in hell. Arkhimandrite Antonin Kapustin left a prophecy that John the Baptist's living space will become a church and it will be blessed by forerunner of antichrist; Patriarch Kirill of Russia blessed this church. When priests pray for current gov't (instead of praying for future Tsar), Jesus gets up from His throne and turns His back to them. Forgive me.

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NHL midseason status report: The road ahead for Eastern Conference playoff favorites

Non-Metro teams are in for a fight.

We’ve entered the final stretch of the 2016-17 NHL season. With the March 1 trade deadline bearing down on us and the playoff races in chaos, it’s time to finish our league-wide status report series with a look at the Eastern Conference.

We’ll start with the teams currently residing in playoff positions, even if they’re hanging on to them by a thread or two. Here’s where each stands and what lies ahead as they sprint to the finish.

Metropolitan Division

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Washington Capitals (36-11-6, 78 pts)

Status: First in the Eastern Conference. First in the Metropolitan. Clear of the final Wild Card spot by 19 points.

Outlook: Thriving. Washington’s won nine straight at home, three overall and seven of their last ten games. The rest of the Metro has slowed down since a torrid December, but Washington hasn’t. The Capitals are cruising to their second straight Presidents’ Trophy.

Second-half goal: Stay healthy. A playoff berth is all but assured, and the Capitals have been blessed with good health to their best players. Getting into the first round unscathed is key if they want to make a deeper run this year.

Trade deadline plans: A depth defenseman if one is available. They won’t swing for the fences because they don’t need to.

Columbus Blue Jackets (33-13-5, 71 pts)

Status: Second in the Eastern Conference. Second in the Metropolitan. Clear of the final Wild Card spot by 12 points.

Outlook: Regressing a bit, with just four wins in their last ten games. That was expected; Columbus’ first-half run was too remarkable to be sustainable over 82 games.

Second-half goal: Bolster the team’s depth before the playoffs.

Trade deadline plans: A big priority has to be a backup goalie. Neither Joonas Korpisalo nor Anton Forsberg have stepped up since Columbus parted ways with Curtis McElhinney, and they could go after proven backups like Ondrej Pavelec or Keith Kinkaid. If a center is made available they’ll take a hard look there, too.

Pittsburgh Penguins (33-13-5, 71 pts)

Status: Third in the Eastern Conference. Third in the Metropolitan. Clear of the final Wild Card spot by 12 points.

Outlook: Hitting their stride again. Pittsburgh started racking up wins and gathering points in spades before the All-Star Break, righting a ship that had started to take on water for a week or two. They’ve won seven of their last nine and are on the brink of overtaking the Blue Jackets for the first time this season.

Second-half goal: Sort out your goalie situation while keeping everyone healthy. Evgeni Malkin took time off a week ago to rehab an injury, and Crosby and Letang have stayed relatively healthy most of the season. Another deep playoff run requires their stars stay in the lineup.

Trade deadline plans: Marc-Andre Fleury’s departure seems imminent, even if he and the Penguins aren’t talking about a divorce publicly. It would behoove the Penguins to send him somewhere just to give him and Matt Murray peace of mind, even if they don’t get the bounty they once hoped for.

Atlantic Division leaders

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Montreal Canadiens (30-16-8, 68 pts)

Status: Fourth in the Eastern Conference. First in the Atlantic. Clear of the final Wild Card spot by 9 points.

Outlook: Scuffling a bit, with just three wins in their last ten as the Senators and Leafs creep up on them in the division. They opened February with three losses as goal-scoring has eluded them.

Second-half goal: Find that groove again while finding scoring from people not named Alexander Radulov and Max Pacioretty, whose 15 combined goals have accounted for a third of Montreal’s scoring since Jan. 1.

Trade deadline plans: Martin Hanzal and the Habs have been linked in trade rumors for the longest time, and it makes all kinds of sense. He’s a great two-way forward with size (6’6, 226 lbs) most of the Canadians lack (ranked 29th in average height this season).

Ottawa Senators (27-17-6, 60 pts)

Status: Sixth in the Eastern Conference. Second in the Atlantic. Clear of the final Wild Card spot by one point.

Outlook: Sure seems like Mike Condon is at the end of his rope. Craig Anderson is back at home in Ottawa with his wife (undergoing cancer treatment), which is fantastic news for those two. Condon has carried the Senators all season, but he’s starting to fray: since Jan. 15, Condon has posted a .897 save percentage and a 3.01 goals against average. Only three goalies have played more minutes than Condon since December.

Second-half goal: Find a way to get Condon some rest while keeping the foot down on the gas pedal. Ottawa’s strong season is impressive, but they are far from clear of the teams chasing them. Atlantic teams don’t have the Metro’s luxury of a massive points gap; if you slip out of the top three you’re going to have a tough time fighting to get into the playoffs.

Trade deadline plans: They’ll join the league-wide hunt for a backup goalie. It’s also possible they’ll dangle Curtis Lazar as trade bait.

Toronto Maple Leafs (24-17-10, 58 pts)

Status: Eighth in the Eastern Conference. Third in the Atlantic. Clear of the final Wild Card spot by zero points.

Outlook: Better than most expected out of the NHL’s youngest team. Mike Babcock has his merry bunch of rookie wonders blitzing up the Eastern Conference standings. For the first time in awhile, the playoffs are a real possibility in Toronto.

Second-half goal: Avoid a rookie burnout while keeping your eyes ahead. It’d be tempting for Toronto to trade its wealth of assets for a bunch of big-name players, but their window isn’t even open yet. If they fade, that’s okay; but they need to make sure it’s not because they wore out their inexperienced players.

Trade deadline plans: If they do make a splash, the perfect long-term deadline acquisition would be Blues defenseman Kevin Shattenkirk. He’d fit a need, he’d be willing to sign there (presumably) and he’d make an immediate impact.

Wild Carders

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New York Rangers (33-18-1, 67 pts)

Status: Fifth in the Eastern Conference. Fourth in the Metropolitan. Claiming the first Wild Card berth by eight points.

Outlook: New York gave Alain Vigneault a contract extension and won two of their next three games. But the strength of the Metro has them stuck fighting for Wild Card berths the rest of the season, in all likelihood. The good news is that they have a sizable gap between them and the Flyers right now.

Second-half goal: Keep that cushion intact and hope Henrik Lundqvist has truly turned a corner. A month removed from his worst month of his career, Lundqvist has gone 5-2-0 with a .910 SV% since Jan. 17.

Trade deadline plans: New York is in the interesting position of being a seller playoff contender. They have numerous assets they can ship elsewhere on March 1, recouping lost draft picks without significantly hurting their roster. Brandon Pirri, Oscar Lindberg and Michael Grabner come to mind.

Philadelphia Flyers (26-21-7, 59 pts)

Status: Seventh in the Eastern Conference. Fifth in the Metropolitan. Claiming the second Wild Card berth by one point.

Outlook: Hanging on for dear life in the Wild Card race while driving their fans nuts by scratching their great rookies and young players.

Second-half goal: PLAY THE DAMN KIDS, DAVE HAKSTOL.

"Okay, we'll bring Konecny back in. Who comes out?" (checks who scored PHI's only 5v5 goal over past 3 games) "Yep, that guy! Benched!"

— Charlie O'Connor (@BSH_Charlie) February 6, 2017

PLAY THE KIDS.

SAVE THE SEASON.

Trade deadline plans: Still think that Matt Read is a candidate to get moved if someone convinces Ron Hextall. Andrew MacDonald is playing his way into the lineup more and more, so Mark Streit could be out. A lot depends on how the next week or two goes.