#Zak is not nearly as goody-goody as Drizzt but he's still got high enough moral standards that I think Artemis would take personal offense

[too-many-blorbos]

What if Artemis had met Zaknafein during his "obsessed with Drizzt" era. Would he have picked Zak as his rival instead of Drizzt? Would he try and goad both of them? Would Zak have just killed him because "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" or would he have enjoyed having a nemesis?

Imagine you're fixated on a warrior who's your equal in combat despite being disgustingly goody two-shoes and it's messing up your whole worldview, and then you meet his dad Goody Two Shoes Sr. who's somehow even better at fighting?! What?!?!