#Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib

[gemsbokk]

how come i have just rEALISED THEY PUT A HORRIBLE DICK JOKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOST SERIOUS LOYALTY MISSION

YOU KNOW. ZAAL'KORIS VAS DEFRAHNZ. VAS IKTOMY. JESUS

[veshialles]

Ah yes, "Jubilee", the Doctor Who episode in which Zaal'Koris vast Qwib-Qwib is the President of Earth who tortures a Dalek and drinks its blood for fun

[mass-effect-anonymous]

CONFESSION:

I have no idea why but I simp for Koris, he's my favorite and I'd absolutely romance him if he were an option.

[edains]

Mass Effect LE2: Zaal'Koris' Ship Name

Children of Rannoch - A Quarian Overhaul (LE2)

Expanded Shepard Armory (ME2LE)

Kaidan Alenko's Armor for Male Shepard (LE2)

Morning's Hairstyles for MaleShep LE2

Tali'Zorah's Hunter Armory (LE2)

[vaguely-concerned]

save me martin jarvis-directed audio play version of macbeth... save me

[silly-name-tourney]

Silly Name Tournament General Prelims #13

top 4 get in!

UPDATE: homestucks i am so sorry. can't edit the poll but our first candidate is Yiffany actually. simple slips on the keyboard (also that's what was submitted)

[magnimoon]

Let's add another question for our Shepards.

[onedismay]

Mass Effect Tag Game

Stole this thing from @messydiabolical. :)c Anyone is welcome to steal it from me as well!

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I am a fan since: Forgot what year it was but I remember ME2 had already been out for a while before I bought ME1. But I caught up quickly and got to experience the release of the Arrival DLC in real time. :D

Favourite game of the series?: It's hard to pick between 1 and 2, but I'll say 2 because the concept of loyalty missions is MY JAM. Also ME2 is my favorite graphics-wise, it's got that high contrast I love so much. (hate the simplified skill trees though)

MShep or FShep?: Most of my Sheps are fSheps because the character creator for mSheps isn't versatile enough for me. :( Where's the long hair! Let me look impractical!

Earthborn, Colonist or Spacer?: I might slightly prefer Earthborn. I enjoy playing characters who've had a rough start in life and made some bad decisions, but grew up to become decent people anyway.

Biotics or Tech: Can't pick, I like variety!

Paragon or Renegade: peace for everybody in the galaxy :') But I reeeaally love the Renegade eyes so I do have some mean Sheps as well.

Favourite Class: I used to main the Infiltrator class but in my most recent run I really enjoyed the Adept. Hard to pick a favorite but I do know my favorite class is NOT the Sentinel, it always feels clunky to me somehow.

Favourite Companion: Tali or Javik. Kaidan and Thane are nearby too. Tali's character development feels very natural and wonderful to me on every playthrough and I always love to see it. Javik is a fave because he's haunted and completely alone and that combo always hooks me like, I MUST see to it that this sad man has at least one nice thing in his life.

Least favourite Companion: It's the writers' fault but Liara. It gets really old when the same companion treats you like her love interest in all 3 games no matter what. I haaaate forced hugs in roleplaying games, don't put me through that, it'll ruin the character for me.

My squad selection: In my most recent playthrough it was unsurprisingly Javik and Tali. But I also ran with Vega quite often in the early game and I kinda missed him in the end game, haha.

Favourite In-game romance: Kaidan, especially with mShep because I really enjoy a slow burn of several years. 🔥

Other pairings I like: I am motioning at my blog and presenting to you Tazzik and the Shadow Broker...... no i don't have anything else to offer at this time

Favourite NPC: I like all these shady-ass salarians like Anoleis and Jaroth and Maelon and Linron (yes) (no i'm not defending her, i just find mean characters interesting sometimes) and Chorban and probably others. Valern isn't all that shady but still a fave. Charn! And Balak, I always look forward to finding out how my Shepard reacts to him. Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib I always loved you and I knew you were the best admiral before ME3 ever happened

Favourite Antagonist: the Shadow Broker, I was so into the mystery in ME1 and man I was not disappointed when we got the reveal. I would have loved to learn more about his early life.

Favourite Mission: ME2's Suicide Mission because I lovvve how it's a culmination of all your previous actions. It felt really scary and chaotic on my first playthrough and like anything could happen. Now I know all the mechanics so nothing surprises me, but I still look forward to seeing every little detail play out.

Favourite Loyalty Mission: Tali. Also Mordin. And Samara, ugghhh I love Omega and I love playing bait uwu

Favourite DLC: Hmmm I love about half of LotSB very much but I might like Bring Down the Sky more as a whole? The mood is great, it's not super long, and nothing about it annoys me. :D I've only played the Leviathan DLC once so far so I'm not confident enough to call it a fave yet but I liked it a lot, too.

Control, Synthesis or Destroy: I just wanted an ending where we finally talk the Reapers down and they go "yeah u right actually, let's not fight anymore. :( handshake?". All this star child borderline magic stuff is kinda goofy to me. I've picked Destroy almost every time tho.

Favourite Weapon: Recently enjoyed the Blood Pack Executioner... Historically I've probably used the Widow the most. Also I LOVE the way the Revenant looks but I can't stand using it myself lmao. My hand hurts just thinking about it.

Favourite Place: nnnoooo there's so many good places. I adore the Shadow Broker's ship, first of all. Such a cool concept. Noveria for the snow and miserable people. Feels like home. I loved visiting the Migrant Fleet! But my absolute favorite place is probably Omega because it's so rough yet there's still a weird sense of community.

A quote I like: The first that came to mind is "I have a home." Idk, I don't really remember quotes unless they're repeated over and over and by that point I start hating them.

[effectingsomedragons]

CATS IN THE CRADLE

CHAPTER 3: MEASURE OF A MAN

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/M Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy

Relationship: Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib/Original Female Character(s), Kal'Reegar/Tali'Zorah nar Rayya Characters: Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib, Han'Gerrel vas Neema, Kal'Reegar (Mass Effect), Original Female Quarian Character(s), Original Geth Character(s), Rael'Zorah (Mass Effect), Shala'Raan vas Tonbay

Additional Tags: Family Drama, Canon Defiant, Quarian Headcanons, Flashbacks, Already Dead Character, Canon-Typical Injuries, Post-War, Post-Canon, Just This Once Everybody Lives, Character Death Fix, Congratulations Zaal You Have A Son, Congrationations Kal You Have A Dad, Now You Get To Be Sad About It, Minor Character Death, No One Is Happy, No Admiral Is Free of Screwing Up, Bittersweet Ending, Father-Son Relationship, Grief/Mourning, The News Is Wrong

Summary: Even as dawn breaks, there's still a long journey ahead. Some bridges take time to fix...

Read on Ao3!

[baggesa]

[gemsbokk]

ok mass effect nation i know yall have your three favourite npcs but i need to know. who would you ship Zaal'Koris with

[mortisal]

[edains]

[doolallymagpie]

nah, but if zaal’koris only knew how fucking badass the name “qwib-qwib” was in context of his own world, that idea of transferring over to the defrahnz or the iktomi wouldn’t even occur to him

[shepofships]

“With all due respect, Admiral, I didn't represent one of your people. I represented one of mine.”

[cannondisabledcharacters]

Today’s disabled character of the day is Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib from the Mass Effect series, who is immunocompromised