#Yumehara is like “ABSOLUTELY NOT” but Akechi's like “yeah so?”

[no-psi-nan]

Yumehara and Akechi do NOT get off to a good start in canon. They are not hanging out, they do not care about each other except as generally being part of Saiki's friend group.

However, I believe that once Yumehara accidentally introduces Akechi to the world of yaoi that they will start interacting exclusively for the purposes of yaoi roleplay and end up eventually becoming very good friends because of it.

Do you see my vision.......

[celamoon]

Warnings: the cast is in chaos, a kabedon </3

Pronouns used: They/Them

Summary: You're going to get confessed to and the crew screeches at Saiki to do something

‘Teruhashi asked me out today’ Saiki mentions. His friend chokes on their bento.

“sHE DID WHAT?!”

‘Not so loud,’ Saiki rolls his eyes. ‘I’m not sure how I should respond.’

“Accept her confession obviously??” They deadpan. “You pulled the most popular girl in school. Rejecting her would be setting yourself up for a death trap,”

‘It’s our final year,’

“Ok and?” Y/n mumbles. “You can teleport to visit her whenever you want. It’s not an issue for you,”

‘Y/n I swear,’

“And? Kusuo she’s in love with you, you think you have feelings for her, just take it and run. You two would have pretty kids,” Y/n hums to themselves.

‘Y/n.’

“What? That’s why you asked me right?” Saiki glares at Y/n before he rolls his eyes.

‘Not exactly,’

“Eh,” Y/n shrugs before packing up their lunch.

‘You’re not going to eat that?’

“You want it?” They slide the lunch to Saiki. “You can have the rest of it. I’m not that hungry today,”

“Yo Y/n!” Kaidou runs up to the table, Kuboyasu trailing closely behind. “Are you leaving?”

“Hey,” they smile. “Yeah, I have a couple other club activities to handle. Being a third year is hard.”

“Good luck then!” The two nod as Y/n rushes off.

Truth be told, they were in love with Saiki. Sure it hurt to have your heart broken by your best friend, but it hurt even more keeping it to themselves. Teruhashi was the prettiest girl in school, possibly even in the universe. The fact that she was pining after Saiki made it all the harder to ignore the feelings. Jealousy was bitter, it bubbles when you experience it.

“Ah Y/n!” Yumehara smiles. “Are you headed to the club?”

“Yeah,” they beam. “Were you headed to the cafeteria?”

“Mhm!”

“Ah I saw Kaidou and the others while eating there,” they point. “I’m still waiting for the confession alright? Good luck!”

“Y/n!” Yumehara screeches, her face pink with embarrassment. They rush off to the clubroom to fill out the paperwork, their laugher filling up the hallway.

Saiki on the other hand, was not being let off by his friends for once.

“Look Kusuo, you have to confess to them,” Aiura slams her tray onto the table and Saiki feels a migraine creeping up his back. “You may be my soulmate in some way, but they’re definitely your romantic soulmate.”

‘Aiura shut up.’

“Tits has a point you know,” Toritsuka hums in agreement. “You’re head over heels in love with them and you don’t even know it.”

“I think the feeling is mutual. I mean Saiki looks at Y/n as if they were his whole world, or a huge serving of coffee jelly. He also goes out of his way to make things more convenient for them by cutting into his own schedule so that Y/n’s would be smooth. Not to mention how Y/n also treats Saiki so well. I mean have you see them bring him coffee jelly every day for lunch? They also give you their cute bento to eat each day. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is-“ Aiura tapes Akechi’s mouth shut while grumbling.

“Yeah yeah we get it, Kusuo’s in love with Y/n,”

“Saiki has a crush on Y/n?” Kaidou’s ears perk up at the news.

“It’s totally obvious, I thought you knew by now,” Kuboyasu peers at the boy.

“Really?”

“Wait Saiki has a crush on Y/n? My pal’s growing so fast,” Nendou sobs. Saiki grimaces at everyone.

“So when are you going to confess?” Yumehara was practically vibrating in her seat. “You have to confess by the way, or else Saiko is going to steal Y/n away or something.”

“Or I might just do it myself,” Toritsuka wiggles his eyebrows and Saiki sharpens his napkin. “I’m SORRY!”

“I think my pal should take his own pace! But Yumehara has a point with Saiko. He said something about the rooftop the other day,”

“Rooftop?” The group raises a brow.

“Oh I heard he ordered construction up there for a picnic area or something…” Kuboyasu mentions.

“Picnic… PICNIC?!” The group screeches.

“HE’S PLANNING ON ASKING Y/N OUT ON THE ROOFTOP AFTER A ROMANTIC PICNIC!” Yumehara panics.

“Y/N IS LITERALLY WEAK FOR PICNICS THIS ISN’T GOOD!”

“THEY’RE GOING TO SAY YES-“

“KUSUO DO SOMETHING!”

Saiki rubs his forehead at his friends’ antics. He did have a crush on Y/n, but he wasn’t going to jeopardize their relationship as friends. Y/n never let their mind wander around Saiki anymore and they never talked to him about people they liked either.

Meanwhile with Y/n they had finished their paperwork for the clubs. They had ten minutes before the end of lunch would approach. They paused at the sight of the entire table in chaos. They heard their name mixed along with Saiko’s and Saiki’s, now they were curious on what was going on.

“Uh… I heard my name?”

The group freezes and Y/n swore they heard a pin drop in the background. “Uh… did something happen?”

“oH Y/n! Didn’t see you there!” Yumehara blabbers. “We totally weren’t talking about you! Nooo not at all!”

“Mhm! We were just discussing… about Saiki’s bento!”

“Yeah that!”

‘You know Y/n made this right?’ Saiki raises a brow.

“I mean it sounded like you guys were excited so I wanted to figure out what was going on,” Y/n smiles.

“Oh! We were just talking about how Saiko was building a picnic area on the rooftop!” Nendou speaks up and the rest of the group sends a glare his way.

“Speak of the devil,” Kaidou mumbles under his breath.

“Y/n! Have you heard of the new picnic area on the rooftop?” Saiko walks over and grasps both their hands.

“A-ah yes?”

“Would you like to go on a picnic with me after school today?” Y/n flushes red and pauses.

“OH HELL NO! Y/n I THOUGHT YOU HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE!” Aiura speaks up, slamming her hands on the table.

“A-ah well I have basically zero chance with him-“

“THAT’S NOT THE TEA-“ Toritsuka screeches.

Y/n blinks in confusion before Saiki cuts everyone off by dragging them away. The whole group was practically hollering at that point. How on earth had they not gotten in trouble yet-

“Y/n,” Saiki stops in the empty hallway.

“Y-yea?”

“I like y-“

“Saiki-san!” Teruhashi’s voice rings through the hallway and she smiles when she spots him. “There you are! I was wondering if you had an answer yet-“

The sight of Saiki and Y/n causes Teruhashi to do a double take.

“A-am I interrupting something?”

Saiki looks at Teruhashi before pushing Y/n against the wall lightly, trapping them in between the wall and him. Classic kabedon energy <3

‘Yeah, I was just about to remind Y/n here about how much I love them’ Saiki smiles.

Teruhashi flushes crimson, her mind spiralling into a mess. ‘How does Saiki have a crush on someone like Y/n? I’m much prettier than them! I’m a pretty perfect girl! Is Saiki perhaps not into perfect people? No, there has to be a reason. What if Y/n is actually blackmailing him? That has to be it, I’ll save him!’

Saiki frowns at Teruhashi’s thoughts. He pulls Y/n’s hand into his own and drags them off again. Teruhashi’s thoughts were suffocating to him.

“Did she think… something?” They mentally reprimanded themselves for such an awkward comment.

‘Yeah, but more so that I could get you to myself,’ Saiki smiles. ‘Go out with me?’

“…yes!!”

Bonus:

“SHH THEY’RE GONNA HEAR YOU” Yumehara hisses.

“Then stop moving!” Kaidou whispers.

“Wait let me get the photos!” Aiura clicks and her phone rings, the group crashes down immediately after. “Shit.”

The two turn their heads to find their entire friend group huddled behind a wall, camera in hand, Kaidou sitting on (the now fallen) Kuboyasu’s shoulders, and Toritsuka absolutely squashed. I mean sure disastrous life and all, but seriously, this felt worse than disastrous somehow. and for some reason, Y/n didn't seem to mind.

[celamoon]

are requests open? because imagine saiki with a dumb childhood friend (to lovers? 👀) who's just a little too naive. she's caught him using his powers before and just went oh, and he's pretty sure her brain didn't even process what he was doing. and she attracts so many boys but she's just clueless so now saiki has to shoo them away from her <3

Anon your brain is astronomically huge I’m in love with this concept.

To clear things up though I do take requests (suggestions) but I won’t always write them since some make me go bRR and others don't really speak to me so it depends on what it is. (also because I'm not technically a writing blog pfft)

You wrote the reader as a she so I’m going to use female pronouns for this one. I hope I did your request justice!

Warnings: none, just fluff

Saiki was absolutely terrified when you first walked in on him using his powers in second grade. I mean it wasn’t like Akechi didn’t figure it out, but you straight up walked in on Saiki while he blew the classroom to pieces. He was about to erase your memory of the incident before you had tilted your head cutely with a pout. 

“Did someone break in?” You rushed off to grab the first aid kit to try and help the others.

Kusuo read your thoughts to see if you suspected that he was a psychic and the only thing he got from your thoughts were 'oh, I guess Akechi was right in some way'

Saiki had watched you put a bandaid on the wounds and secretly helped you heal the others. No one believed you when you said the classroom was blown up the next day, I mean it was like someone reversed time on it! Nothing was scattered or anything else of the sort!

Saiki also transferred away that time. You were kinda sad, you wanted to befriend the kid who was standing in the middle of the room after the supposedly ‘break in’.  You were pleased when you moved shortly after with your parent’s job. So you ended up at Saiki’s school again.

That was a while ago though, both of you have grown by now. You had followed Saiki around each time he moved, you were convinced that was the universe telling you to become best friends with him. (It wasn’t, you’d later on find out that Saiki had used mind control so you could follow each school he went to).

“Kuu!” Saiki looks away from the passing car and nods at you. 

Both of you were in your second year of high school now. Saiki hadn’t changed much other than the glasses and growth spurt. You on the other hand? You had grown impressively. You were prettier, taller, and for some odd reason the universe blessed you with an ideal body. This meant trouble.

“Did you wait long?” You close the gate to your place as Saiki shook his head.

‘Same as always,’

“Ah, alright then,” You hum. “Anything new happen?”

‘I literally saw you less than ten hours ago Y/n.’

“So? Lots of things can happen in ten hours! For all we know you could’ve travelled to Kyoto and back!” You grinned. Saiki glared your way before continuing to walk.

“You’re so boring now Kuu-chan,” You grumble. Saiki chooses to ignore your words as he watches Nendou and the others join the two of you. Soon enough, you guys are at school.

“Ah, another letter,” You slip out your shoes to change into and set the letter into your bookbag. You head over to your desk and pull it out from the bag.

“Who is it from this time?” Kaidou looks at the letter on the desk and you hum.

“I think… ah it says someone wants to meet up with me on the rooftop,” you read.

‘Good grief, I thought you made it clear that you weren’t interested last time’ Saiki peers over your shoulder, caging you in, and you jump slightly.

“I mean it wouldn’t hurt actually going…”

“Y/n’s getting a boyfriend?” Yumehara joins your group at the shoe lockers and you shake your head.

“Someone wrote me a letter saying they want to meet up,” You show her the letter and the girl inwardly sighs. ‘How come Y/n-chan was able to pull people so easily and I couldn’t even find a good boy to date!’

‘That’s because you’re too obsessive’ Saiki reminds inwardly.

“You’re going?”

“Don’t worry! I, the jet black wings, can accompany you to meet up with whoever this is!” Kaidou offers.

“I’ll come with Nendou if you don’t want anything creepy to happen,” Kuboyasu smiles.

“A-ah it’s alright! I’ll just bring Kuu with me,” You smile.

“You sure?” 

“Mhm!” You grin. “I’ll be fine with Kuu,”

Speaking honestly, you’re quite nervous. You had gotten letters before, but none of them actually asked you to meet up. Most of them could be read, and then Saiki would offer you to toss them out in some way. Your favourite was when he used his pyrokinesis to burn it in his hand, he was always helping you reject people.

“Offu,”

“Good morning Teruhashi offu!” 

“Good morning everyone!” Teruhashi smiles, flowers bloomed in the room because of that.

“Good morning Teruhashi-san!” You grinned as she walked over. 

“Good morning Y/n-chan! Oh is that a letter?” Teruhashi notices the envelope in your hands. ‘Why did she get a letter? Is she being confessed to? Ugh! No calm down Teruhashi, you’re a pretty perfect girl. You don’t need to be jealous, it’s just one letter’

“Yeah… It tells me to meet up with them at the roof,” You mumble. “Teruhashi-san how do you turn people down?”

“A-ah?”

“You’re always being confessed to right? How do you do it?” Your eyes glimmer and Saiki grimaces. Out of all the people you admire, you decide to admire Teruhashi. It wasn’t like she was rude, but it was more like she was fake.

“A-ah well…” Teruhashi panics inwardly as she looks for an answer. ‘I mean none of these high school boys can match up to me. Sure Saiki-san makes me feel different but seriously he doesn’t even have an income of 40 million yen… what do I tell her?!’

“It’s ok if you’re not too sure either Teruhashi-san,” You smile. “Sometimes we reject people so naturally that we don’t even realize it,”

“A-ah yea… sorry it’s just I don’t get confessed to that much…”

“Ah right!” You grin. “You’re better than everyone here so it would make sense that no one dares to approach you!”

“H-hUH? That’s not true!” Teruhashi flushes red at your compliment and you smile.

The rest of the school day passes as usual, and soon the final bell rings. You pack your bags and wander to the roof to meet up with the supposed secret admirer. Saiki walks beside you, ready to kill someone if you asked. 

“Uh you can stay here, I’ll call you if he tries anything,” You open the door to the roof and Saiki is forced to use clairvoyance on you.

“H-Hi! Y/n-san, uh I’m Hito-kun from class 2… will you go out with me?” The boy bows and you’re thrown off guard.

“Ah, Hito-kun there’s a bit of an issue, uh I already have a crush on someone…” You half lie. Sure you thought Saiki was cute, but he was off limits since you know, best friend things.

“A-ah? Is it Saiki-san? I’m sorry! I thought you thought of him as a friend so I took the chance-“

“I-It’s ok! Kuu’s my best friend, it’s just I’m suspicious that he’s aromatic so uh-“ Saiki slams the door to the roof open and you panic. You forgot he was there. The boy who was previously confessing to you flushes red and rushes off with an apology.

“Kuu! I- uh, you heard nothing…?”

‘Y/n.’

“I know you aren’t interested in me or anything but like feelings work like that you know? Ugh I just ruined our friendship didn’t I…” You shrink onto the floor and Saiki walks up to you, crouching down to meet you eye to eye.

‘Y/n.’

“What…” you mumble.

‘I… I’m not too sure what I feel around you, but I think I like you too,’

“Nice joke Kusuo, sure made me feel so much better,” you grumble, looking away. “I may be dumb but I’m not that dumb,”

‘I’m not joking,’ Saiki forces you to meet his gaze. “I like you too.”

You pause when he actually speaks. 

‘Did I kill you?’

“Kuu you can’t just say that and not expect me to break down!” You shove your face into your knees and Saiki smiles.

‘I’ll keep reminding you until you’re convinced, and I’ll take care of you until you know.’

“Then I’ll stick by you until this endless loop ends,” You smile, holding up your pinky.

You two sealed a promise that day.

[no-psi-nan]

Monsterlover or nah?

Aiura: Equal opportunity lover, babyyyy!! Pass the Harkness Test and she'll think about it~! ;)

Akechi: He may be ace but he's absolutely a top-notch card-carrying monsterlover lmao. He'd have a blast figuring out how to get the wilder monsters to have a good time.

Hairo: He likes monsters he can still play sports with and wrestle lmao. Gotta have hands for tennis! 🎾

Kaido: Definitely into anthros lmao. He has a fursona design tucked away in a notebook, and maybe he's made one for his crush too, and even– and even drew them... (h-holding hands)!

Kuboyasu: Hasn't ever thought about it, but he'd be really into weres, specifically. The wild side definitely appeals to him...

Mera: No thank you, she's not even interested in humans.

Nendo: Considering his father's taste in women... Yeah he's probably a monsterlover lmao.

Saiko: Only elegant, powerful monsters befitting of a man of his calibre, of course!

Rifuta: Into mostly humanoid monsters but especially those that have wings and can sweep her off her feet~

Teruhashi: Only interested in monsters that are a tiny, elegant step from humanity, like fae or (humanoid) angels.

Toritsuka: Canonically chased after that ghost girl so he's definitely a monsterlover. Naturally prefers monsters gifted in the breast department.

Yumehara: Only interested in very humanoid monsters, but they can be a little wilder, as a treat. Both werewolves and vampires are invited to her boudoir. (Yes she was 💯 into Twilight)

Saiki: He is a monster, technically. But no, he's only interested in human normies. Psychic humans are on thin fucking ice.