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myfriendsseemylikesonmain · 10 months ago

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Wait, addition.

Mashita smokes indoors in the wrong place and now the spirit cursed him so that his cigarettes won't light at all.

He shoves one in Yashiki's hands and it lights but the second he hands it to Mashita it just... stops burning immediately.

Mashita tries to shoot the spirit in pure annoyance.

And also makes Yashiki hold the cigarette to his lips so he can still smoke. They're both blushing hard the whole time. The spirit was about to say "Hell no" to letting him loophole, but saw their gay panic and found it too funny so they let it slide.

(Needed to meet my daily Yashita quota LMAO)

Who said curses had to be life or death? They can be pyscholigical warfare too

I present you:

*Yashiki gets coffee with literally any mark bearer*

*Puts 50 sugar cubes in*

*Coffee-Barista-Spirit gets offended and curses him to always have a cold drink if it's meant to be warm, and a hot drink if it's meant to be cold.*

The curse is only lifted, and spirit appeased when Yashiki makes and drinks the barista's favorite blend without added sugar.

Whichever mark bearer he's with records him drinking it. He looks like he's eaten a lemon, and nearly starts crying at the bitterness.

The video gets sent to the group chat and everyone makes fun of Yashiki relentlessly.

Mashita proceeds to recreate the curse mark with sharpie and make Yashiki drink another bitter coffee because he wants to see it again/in person.

#bullying the sopping wet cat is fun okay #Also I forgot to add but #You wanted ice cream Yashiki? Too damn bad it's glorified milk now #Applies to soup and ramen broth and shit too bc those are liquids #but it goes back to normal if anyone else drinks anything from it so he just looks insane #other than the fact that the coffee stops steaming the second he does to drink it and his ice creams melts within 2 minutes #2 even better ideas just hit me #soup and broth apply because liquids #Yashiki gets home and goes to take a warm shower #gets ice bathed instead #and the tempature of stuff doesn't change until it comes within like..... 5 inches of him?#So he can still feel the warmth or coldness of the cup or bowl or whatever #because that's much more cruel to the chronic coffee drinker #death mark #kazuo yashiki #yashiki kazuo #mashita satoru #satoru mashita #I really wanna see a picture of disaster gays loophole-ing the anti-smoking-spirit

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