#You can't tell me Dazai wouldn't be the most embarrassed by this weakness

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Sokouku Headcanon

These little shits, I swear to God-

Ever since the PM days, they’ve both had the same bloody weakness. No matter how stone cold Dazai acts, or how calm and rational Chuuya tries to make himself seem, it’s completely useless.

They’re both down bad for adorable animals.

ESPECIALLY, adorable baby animal videos.

They both just straight up melt at the sight of a baby bunny or llama, or these tiny little goats just trottin’ along, it’s almost frightening. They both just mutually agree that weekends off will mostly be spent watching cute animal videos and just fawning over them in their own weird little way.

Also, the Flags totally used this to their advantage once to convince Chuuya to go along with another severely questionable bonding activity of theirs. Just like;

Chuuya: I’m not doing shit with you guys.

Pianoman: We’ll take you to the animal shelter down the street if you do.

Albatross: You get to pet the babies.

Iceman: They’ve got a new litter of puppies, too.

Chuuya:....let’s get this over with already-

AND ALSO

ODASAKU AND ANGO

I totally believe Ango has an emotional support cat or something, and he took it to the bar once while it didn’t have to do it’s job and just-

Dazai would not stop snuggling that little thing. He would NOT let it go, they had to pry him off the cat after a while.

Ango would then occasionally bring the cat when Dazai isn’t having a good day, and it unofficially became Dazai’s emotional support cat as well. Like, stress relief cuddles for the win.

All in all, that’s the only semi-known weakness of Double Black. It’s very hard to take a duo of murderous teenagers seriously when they’re awing and petting any precious baby animal they can get their hands on.