#Yass girl eat that love yasss

[catholic-saint-tournament]

my girl bernie (bernadette) is in by the skin of her teeth, GIVE ME A GIRL WHO EATS MUD BC MOM SAID SO !!

YASSS QUEEN YASS WE LOVE TO SEE A GIRL EATING MUD BECAUSE MARY TELLS HER TO

another vote added for St Bernadette!!!!

[patroclusonly]

Okay, since my programmed post of my reaction about the ep didn't post itself I'm gonna watch it again and do it anyways

This Jessie dude is so annoying

OK BOOMER lmao

I love how Buck can be so smart and quick thinking! Everyone underestimates him so much

I love him, he's baby

Like, he literally listed to Hen said they couldn't take everything off and he already had an alternative

Eddie's facial expressions are always so funny

YES GOOD JOB BUCK

Yes kid, you go manage some shit

And fire Jessie's ass

BABY NIA

I love some Hen and Michael time

Beverage is such a funny word

MAY IS SO BEAUTIFUL

Like, so beautiful

Baby don't be sad, I love you

Everyone is sad, I'm sad

It's not you fault!

Albert wtf bro who fucks while being a guest

In the fucking couch

Okay Megan aka rando club girl, you're so beautiful

Yas queen, show off with your PhD!

"with the same girl every night" Albert what the fuck I disliked you for a second

Harry is so cute

He also has that baby energy

I'm actually worried about Michael

Like y'all think the writers will have the audacity to kill him?

I'm gonna admit it took me a minute to notice Eddie was clean shaved but he looking good

"so you've been together for like a year" I love Hen

This moment with Chim and Eddie about not wasting time was low-key sad

YAS girl time

Welp at least he fell on his back

Buck I love you

Eddie's sassy stand

I'm not gonna lie, three times I've watched this episode, not once I understood the name of the hospital

Ew

UM?????

THAT WAS DATE PLANING AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND

Michael don't get mad please

Oh Michael baby you're not gonna die, nope, I won't accept it

"Chimney never sounds serious" lmao

He actually was seeing that motherfucker everywhere

This scene was kinda weird

Two queens hanging out

Let's remember Hen grew up without a dad

Athena is so sad

I hate that restaurant

Like why would you want 1. To be that hight and 2. To go in circles while you're eating

Their smiless

I love them so muchhh

they're so badass

The flirtinggg

Yasss girl gey it

Oh this is so sad

Ooh the teary eyes

I love how Michael trust Bobby with this but like Michael, you're going to live!

Damn Chim looking fine

Them tatts

Grant-Nash family is the best

Yass Chim

Lmao kinky

More flirtingggg

Oh fuck no

FUCK

I know everyone thinks Maddie actually said I love you to him bc of the danger but I think it was to let Chim know something was wrong

Pretend like all my reaction are from the first time watching the ep and not the third

[kkmania44]

life so far #yass

ok so basically im trying to make this blog very indetail, and for all of my SUPER fans out there who need to know most major events in my life, here you go. i was born in a hospital on april 7th, 11:43 am. the hospital was some holy hospital. during my mothers labor, my grandma had to hold her leg up, just a fun trivia fact. she was in labor for about 3 days and didnt eat or drink ANYTHING. she also had to have her water manually broken by a doctor. during this time, my father was recovering from a terrible accident, so the fact i wasnt a miscarriage is kinda cool. and also, fun fact, my mom got pregnant from the birth control giving her the needed hormones she needed TO get pregnant. (she has a condition or soemthing that makes pregnancy like really hard or something) and my aunt also has it. she also had a high risk pregnancy because she had high blood pressure. but thats all of the birth facts i have right now.

after i was born, we moved to spokane, washington. during that time, my parents lived near their families. while trying to move out, my aunt attacked my mom, fun fact. after living here until i was about 3, my mom and i moved to lynnwood, into a small apartment, and from there to the house in bothell washington i lived in until 2019. by the time i was in preschool, we basically settled in.

i dont remember much about preschool. my mom used to work late though, and there were train tracks we passed by in the dark on our way home. i remember one time, we were supposed to be napping. but i was looking at all of the colors of the rainbow while lying there. this is in hindsight probably why im GAy. one time i gave this girl a minor concussion from throwing a doll on her head, and i got in a lot of trouble.

kindergarten was the only year i wasnt in bagc (boys and girls club) and i remember my grandparents visiting often.

first grade - 4th grade, i was in bagc. it was actually an awful experience tbh. I WAS BASICALLY BULLIED!!!!! /sar. every summer we used to go on these field trips every day expect for one “club day” once a week.   i had a few friends, 3 girls. they would regularly though, chose to avoid me purposefully, and calling it a “friend break” which sucked ASS when it was every other day. im just summarizing this, because im too lazy, but yeah. 

tw for next part ig

in the 4th grade, i had a friend named audrey. i would regularly visit her house, and we would take the same bus (after bagc). during this time period, i had a friend named bella. however, bella stopped hanging out with her after being friends with me. i dont know WHAT or WHY she started to hate me, but she did. it got to the point where she would casually pass me notes explaining how she was gonna tw// violent idk, quote, “i’m going to kill you. i’m going to fucking choke you to death and leave you to die.” and would send them to me, for i think, three days straight. after that incident, i went to visit her home after school. she had a basement, we would mess around and play on her wii down there. i got up and went to the bathroom, she laughed at me for bringing my phone in there, usual, expect she sent me death threats hours prior! when i left she was holding this giant wooden stick, (i would say it was pretty wide. almost taller than her.) i think it was used to keep her sliding door down there shut. it started out like a sort of game as first? she just started trying to hit me with it. obviously, when she didnt stop after i told her to, it was kind of obvious “yeah maybe those death threats werent a joke!” WHICH IS FUNNY IN HINDSIGHT BECAUSE I COMPLETELY IGNORED HER INDETAIL DESCRIPTION OF HOW SHE WOULD MURDER ME??, but anyways. it got to the point where i was hiding under her bed. it gets a bit blurry from here though. i think she dragged me out or hit me a few times until i tried to get away. either way tho, she recorded videos of her just!! trying to kill me. so that was a goofy moment.

anyways, everything is kind of normal after that. so i think its time to touch on my cool awesome family cult!! yaaaay!!

basically, in short, my family is in a cult. literally. my great aunt beth (she has all of the money. my family is generally very poor, beth is the nurse and she has all the money). she would provide food and clothing for my mother and her sisters when she was little, and in response everyone had to literally follow her like a cult. its to the point where i am unable to see my cousins. shes running a conversion therapy, she kept my cousin in a mental hospital and is fighting for custody of her to be able to hold that over her head. obviously, i was only really a “part” of it when i was the age of 3 - now. it’s only really relevant now because i cant see ANY parts of my family except for the ones who have been kicked out.

compared to those 2 funny stories, my life is GENERALLY uneventful. but theses are the few major events that may come up in my blogs in the FUTURE, which means if i have any super fans (or just me wanting to keep my blog organized and having made sense to anyone if they read through the whole thing) then here it is.

recently, i moved from the home in bothell to a home in beacon hill seattle, and now have currently lived in this house in kent washington for about 1 month going on 2. i own 2 dogs, whiskers, and zoey (crusty white dog still love her tho). i literally just wrote a novel im so proud of myself.

not sure how to close this! but yasss!!!!!!

[swearronchanel]

7.04, repeated jabs to my heart

Damn. I’m hurt.

I’m already so nervous lmaoo idk why

Sister MJ is the most precious 😭

Trixie’s not in the mood Fred

Yass you the boss too lady! 

Lucille going to church, bless

Sangria oo yas Phyllis! I love Sangria 😭😍 Glad she’s still taking Spanish

GIVE PHYLLIS A TRIP TO SPAIN

Trixie 😭 my poor gal

Love the stripes she’s wearing tho

No one told Mumtaz of the “agreement”? Shady af. I’d be livid

Fuck Trix,, put the bottle down

We all need Phyllis in our lives

15 years old!? Shit

LMAO “Valerie and I are heathens..” I LOVE YOU PHYLLIS

The talking about Valentina makes me think of Red from OITNB 

Sister MJ’s eyes😭 she can’t see poor thing

Why the fuck is this lady eating coal? Lmaoo I don’t get it

The next episode of my strange addiction on TLC

“Must I have everything monogrammed?!” LMAO 

My heart breaks every time she sheds a tear😭

Fred is so great. The only white man we trust. Also Dick Van Dyke but irrelevant rn

Mumtaz is so pretty tho! Go find yourself another husband girl

“Remember the x-ray van?” LOL OMG THROWBACK! I LOVE THE SERIES 2 REFERENCE

Jane was there too aw remember

“ISN’T THIS MARVELOUS’!?”

She’s an adventurer!

Aw omg Lucille, FaceTime will come in another 50 years 😭😭 she misses her fam man

There’s actually a lot of harm bro, keep the sherry

Damn it Trixie. 

Sister MJ highkey never trusted Patrick lol, same

Lol Val is so confused 🤦🏼‍♀️

Sister MJ with the teddy bear in her hand😭😭

“I cannot and will not abandon you into darkness” Omfg MY HEART!!

HOW DARE THEY HURT SISTER MJ & ME LIKE THIS😭

A FUCKING FLAN? MY FAV OMFG, WHO MADE IT!?

Aye Shelagh in another ugly brown outfit

But she’s back in the beehive, way better than the football helmet M’Lynn style

Uh oh

Phyllis is gonna rip Trixie a new asshole..

Trixie’s outfit tho 😍😍 what a babe

“It’s the end of your being in control of things” fuck…😭😭…

Go off Phyllis! She needs to listen 😭

She needs Phyllis & I’m glad she has her. I hate to see Trixie so low. She deserves so much better

Shelagh and Sister Mj😭💖 i love it, so pure (but who is watching her kids?)

Look at Shelagh knowing about little spots! Guess she actually gets out then!

Mumtaz is so gracefully upset, cause even if it was normal in my culture I’d be going fucking OFF on everyone!!

Christopher 😭 I still love u

“Trixie meant the world to me and she still does” step on my heart would you

Poor Mumtaz 😭

Judy has the prettiest blue eyes

Sister MJ’s speech is like velvet, does that make sense? Everything she says is poetic

And then Sister J has the voice to match

Mother hen Phyllis sending off Trix to AA😭

So where’s the comic relief at? I need to lighten up

What the fuck Beatrix!? Why are you leaving!?  

Aw a cute baby boy!

I mean it he’s cute af! usually fresh out babies are kinda weird looking in the face you know?! almost like aliens

Phyllis knows, you can’t try to play her

My poor girl💔 I know life sucks rn..

YOU CAN SEE HER HEART BREAKING WHEN SHELAGH SAID BRAILLE

GIVE JUDY AN AWARD JUST FOR THAT LOOK!

😭😭 Christopher

“I might say the same about myself” STOP PP! 💔

“Thank you for allowing me to say that” More freaking tears

where’s my supportive Christopher?

Fred will convince her to get the surgery, I know it.

This is the purest thing omg

YASSS SISTER MJ 🙌🏻 SO PROUD OF YOU

CMON SISTER J DONT KNOCK HER DOWN

All credit to Fred indeed. I knew it. He’s so underrated tbh

FUCK!! HER HAND!!

Christopher waited for her the whole time? I really do love this guy ok😭 can they be happy together next series, please!?

I feel like they’re both breaking up with me as well wow I’m sad

“Not necessarily average” LMAO WELL YOU DID BAG A NUN

I gotta give it to him, Patrick’s speech was so sweet, bless

There’s nothing funny in this episode when I really need it ughh wtf

That’s right Phyllis deserves the best

My heart is breaking tho, I want Trixie to be happy.

“My mother used to always say, ‘sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.’ Which is just another way of saying you can start afresh in the morning. And you can. I promise you” 😭😭💔

IM CRY, I need Phyllis in my life!

Mumtaz brought food, bless. She’s making the best of it, I’m proud (cause for sure I wouldn’t lmaooo, but fr resolved too Quick)

6 months leave of absence. You go with our love and our prayers 😭😭💔💔

HER LEAN INTO SISTER J, AH THE TEARS

“Sometimes one small gesture can give us the strength to do enormous things. A little generosity can unleash great tenderness, leading in time to deep real love. And a single conversation can change a mind, a life. The world is no bigger than the people who inhabit it. And together or alone we are closer than we know.”  FUCK VANESSA REDGRAVE MY HEART😭😭

[mrskandiibaby2269]

For Old Times Sake

For Old Time Sake

Pt.1

Damn what’s it been about over 10 years

You look well

Real well and good

Yeah it’s cool if we text

But on a friend level

Because I don’t want upset your wife

And my man on my side

He crazy but it’s all good

And innocent

Yeah that’s what we say now

But what about later on

Our intentions is gonna make the next move

Bored at home no one to talk to

Your voice on the other end

Is still just as smooth I mean damn

I’m not suppose to feeling this way

Feelings from way back when

When we had something

Flashbacks making me hot

Thoughts of what we did in

High school got me melting

And quietly actin a fool

Over this phone I gotta play it cool

Damn boo… I mean dude

Again that smooth voice

Is making me ache

Say what ?

Yeah I remember when I said this

And when you said that

Hell yeah our phone sex convos

Was crazy just thinking bout em

Got me playing with my—

Damn please tell me I didn’t say dat

Out loud I’m sorry if I’m making you

Feel uncomfortable I’ll hang up now

No wait do you still have that sex ache

No I don’t

Stop playing be real do you still have

That sex ache

Yes, ok yeah I do

Close your eyes and image me

Right there

Rub your clit nice and slow

Hold on are we really doing this ?

Yea we are for old times sake tho….

To Be Continued

Damn you sure ain’t making this easy

I’m over here getting wetter by the

Minute

Wait hold up

Am I hearing what I think I’m

Hearing plies talking bout his girl

Who got a pretty pussy

But he put a “Ms.” in front of it

Excuse me sir what are you trying

Do to me

Just tryna make you hot and wet

Like things use to be

We can’t do this this is so wrong

But you know it feels so good

Mmm tell me what you got on

Really, I can’t do this

Come on please tell me what you

Got on

A white tank and some shorts

Take it all off

Nice and slow

Now there goes usher throwback

Playing on the radio

That better not be chris brown

wet the bed

Yeah it’s is and you about to do the

Same thing in a few

Damn I want you so bad

I really do miss you

I miss you and I want you too

Can you feel me spreading you legs

Apart and kissing your thighs

Slowly making my way to your

Pretty Pussy damn you still taste

Sweet as fuck

Can you feel my tongue traveling

All over your lips

Yes I can mmm shit

Keep going baby rub that clit

While I go in circles

Over and over

Kissing and licking and slurping

On your lips

Non stop

How am I doing baby

Mmmm real good

Good go ahead cum in my mouth

Mmmm got me moaning your name

Keep going while I go inside you

Deep deeper and deeper

While

your legs get weaker and weaker

Damn now 2012 by CBreezy

Got me wetter like crazy don’t stop

Don’t worry I’m not

Can you feel me going in and out

Hitting your spot

Looking into your eyes

Kissing you

Mmmm yes yes mmmm Ahhh yes

Tell me you like it baby

I like it baby ohhh I like it

I’m flipping you over

Ride me mommy

I’m going up and down

Grinding my body back and forth

Squeezing my pussy tighter on

Your dick

Damn, that feels so good

don’t stop

Put your hands on my hips

While I bounce you up and down

Harder and harder

And you go

deeper and deeper inside of

You

While I feel your juices sliding

down my

Dick

Mmmm aghhh

Fuck shit

Go faster

While you smack

Yo ass

Mmmmm ooouuu yasss daddy

I like it rough

Flip you over on your knees

Put that arch in your back

While I hit it hard

Rough and deep

Smack my ass and repeat

Soon as we get started

Making love going hard

I hear ….

Trey Songz got the neighbors Knowing his name

Home alone so I can do the same

Me too

Fuck __________

Damn__________

You feel so fucking good

Cum on my dick

Not until I suck it

Push you down on the bed

And take you in my mouth

Whipping my tongue in circles

From the tip down to

the whole meat a lil bob

And spit here

A lil bob and slurp there

Add it all up and I’m going crazy

Bobbing my head up and down

While you pull and tug on my hair

How does it feel daddy?

It feels amazing mommy keep

Going kee– keep going fuck

Shit I’m fucking your throat

As I deep throat you

Yesss shh-shit

Just like that

Fuck fuck

Fuck it let’s

69!!!!!

I’ll suck you nice and deep I’ll lick and kiss that sweet pussy

Till you nut in my mouth Till you cum in mine

Cum on daddy it’s game time I’m ready baby

Shit don’t stop Take this dick

Take this pussy

Damn I miss this pussy Fuck I miss this dick

So fucking good

I’m biting my lip and the pillow

I’m gripping the sheets

While you ride

Now I’m on top

Got your legs in the air

Beating this pussy up

Yes you is

Baby we don’t need no script

For this

Twista and Chris

Got us cutting up and acting out

Like a camera is following our

Every move

I’m not tired yet how about you

Hell no let’s do it baby

Round 2

Pt.2

To be continued

You good

Yea I’m straight boo

What about you

I’m ready to take this action

To the kitchen

Oh forreal bring it on baby

Take me daddy

Put you on the counter

Lay you on your back

As I kiss you and rub you pussy

Mmmm I love how that pussy

Sounds let me get the whip cream

So I can eat you like a snack

Mmmm damn daddy it’s so cold

But it feels good tho

Ha yea I know it’s about to feel

A lot better once I countdown

You gonna get wetter

I’m calling you daddy come And make it rain down on me

See there twista again actin up

Moving yo tongue to rhythm of

The beat

Damn you doing it so smooth

Got me scratching up the marble

Counter top and my toes curling up

My hands palming your head

So you can get all can eat and get

Full like a buffet

Damn daddy you my pussy

Like it some birthday cake

Mmmm aghhh fuck ooouuu

You like that baby ?

Yes ohhh yes I do I mmmm damn

I'ma let my tongue keep traveling

your sweet pussy like a journey

Damn baby you taste so delicious

Mmmm fingering you while

I’m licking your clit

Ohhh shit don’t cha stop or quit

I’m about to squirt mmm ahhh yass

Go ahead do it in my mouth

Mmmm ahhhh oouuu fucckk

Mmmm damn mmm you taste

So fucking good I can eat you

For days

Now let me do you

Flip you over and crawl down

Shake up the whip–

Nah matter of fact

I’m in the mood for ice cream

Take one scoop and put it in

My mouth brace yourself

It’s gonna b cold but whatever you

Do try not to shout

Holla or —fuck it

I scream you scream we all scream

For ice cream

Placing ice cold sugary mouth filled

On you dick

Taking my time stirring up the treat

With my tongue around you dick

Slurping It off like a slurpe

On a hot summer day

Gotdamn!!! Mmm shit ______

Keep going

Yea daddy pull my hair if you got to

I don’t mind if you that

🎶It’s five in the morning And I’m up having phone sex With you🎶

Damn fuck

Ahhhh mmmm

Agggh

Hell yea ________

That’s one of our songs

The sounds of slurping

Sucking licking smacking

My lips and Choking my throat

On dick

Is making you even more harder

Ooouuu shit I love it when you say

Fuck!!! Suck this dick yea take

This dick _____

🎶Woah Lover when you call my Name no other can do that the Same🎶

Yeah yes hmm hmm yasss daddy

That’s it be my motivation

While I pick you up

And bounce you up and down

On my dick

Putting you against the wall

Fuck daddy right there that’s my

Spot mmmm got damn

How it feel baby

So fucking good shit mmm

Ahhhh fuck fuck

Damn daddy

Pt.3

🎶You should stay over the night with me one night stand all I need Just you and me 🎶

Aghhh shit you got my pussy

So wet it’s soaking your dick

Hell yea and I love that shit

The word “Damn” and sweet

Moans falls from our lips

As we stare in each other’s eyes

And kiss the electricity between

Our bodies

I mean the mutual

Sensual seduction , Lust and

Infatuation got me

Scratchin’ up your back

And you

Gripping my thighs and stroking

Me harder and deeper

And I got your eyes rolling to back

Of your head and vice versa

Doing the same thing

Shit

Mmm yea baby

Oooh damn

Are you tired ? Had enough

Ha not even close

Oh ok let’s make our way to the

Shower

You read my mind

Let’s slow it down a little this time

Just slow grind on my dick

While you lift me up

And put you against the wall

Hitting your walls

Going rough and deep

Inside of me While the water is glides down

And hits our bodies

I’m Kissing you on your neck

I’m Kissing you on your tits

Mmmm shit

That feel good baby

Hell yes sending chills up my spine

Ooouu yasss daddy do it

Take your time

Damn this feel so damn good

This pussy is amazing

This dick is insane

Bending you over

My hands on the walls

I slide in slow and deep

I gasp for air and play with my tits

While I shed a tear and weep

Damn so fuckin good making me

Cry

Mmmm ahhhh shit

Fuck yea throw it back just like

That mmmh hmmm

Got me biting my lips

Smacking yo ass so hard

Ouiuu i think you left a hand print

But I love it daddy

I know you baby

So

����No teasing you been waiting long enough go deep. I'ma throw at cha can’t catch it. Don’t hold back you know I like it rough🎶

So let’s take it to the bedroom

Lay you down on the bed

And take a lustful look at you

Playing with yourself

I’m jacking off watching you

Mmmmm ahhh shit

Go deeper finger yourself deeper

Ima go faster

And rub that clit till your squirt

Ahhhh shit damn daddy

Giving you the signal to come here

I want some more of Daddy dick

Ohh shit here he come baby

I’m right here

🎶we ain’t gonna stop till 9am if you can’t take it all, baby say when make you cum over and over again and Ima leave it in when we do it all night🎶

Are you sure you not tired fuck that

Let’s go

How you want it baby fast or slow

It feel so good daddy I want both

But for right now tho

Speed it up do it faster.. faster and

Faster ahhhh mmm shit!!!

You like that baby?

I love it daddy I love it

Mmmm damn you got some

Good pussy

And you got some good dick

Flip you over and ride you for

A minute

Ohhhh shit!!!! Got damn________

Yeah daddy wassup

Talk that shit talk dirty to me daddy

Take this dick bitch take it

Fuckin take this pussy nicca fuccck

We go back and forth

Tumbling on top of each other

Me on the bottom

You on top

You the bottom

Me on top

🎶Cause we having sex on the ceiling take me higher, taker me higher me boy. Switch it up one time 180• drive me crazy me Baby🎶

Damn daddy the mirrors on

the ceiling got me feeling

Myself got me feeling sexy

Like a model and a pornstar

Got me showing off for the camera

Mmmmm shit I love this

Gotdamn don’t stop

🎶It ain’t my first time but baby girl we can pretend hey let’s bump and grind and girl tonight we’ll never end let me take you down🎶

Damn

Shit

Fuck

Ahhhh ahhh mmm

Ahhh fuck

This has been one hell of a show

Both of us getting ready to each

Our climax the grand grande finale

You pull your body closer to me

Kissing and touching

Gripping the sheets

Headboard banging against the

wall

Sweet wetness from my pussy

Is about to fall down on you

Damn I’m about to nut too

Fuck my pussy is so wet

Like a typhoon

My mouth is open wide

To catch it all

Let’s do one last 69

So I can swallow of your nut

And you can lick my wetness

We’ll clean each other up

And enjoy the bliss of this

Awesome moment

Damn what just happened

Idk but I enjoyed it

I got to go tho I’ll call you

Tomorrow

Received a text on my phone

“We gotta do it again tonight text me when you can miss you already ”

While I’m laying down in my bed with a smirk on my face like damn…

What now what I should do

Well I guess it’s another

To be continued….

MrsKandiiBaby💋🍭👅💦😏😘😜

[xoxopandapanda]

Tagged by @iliveondaydreams​ :) :)

THE LAST:

1. Drink: Vanilla Coke (I have a problem)

2. Phone call: My mom to tell her one of my high school teachers got arrested for weed.

3. Text message: My bestie from college

4. Song you listened to: Most Girls by Hailee Steinfeld

5. Time you cried: Sunday so 4 days ago?

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: No

7. Been Cheated on: Hahahaha does my ex ‘wife’ friend count?

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes. They licked me afterwards. Worst first kiss ever.

9. Lost someone special: Yes, but the beauty of it was that I found how to be happy within myself

10. Been depressed: #yassss

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: No, but I did get drunk and do some great things. Good story. I should share. 

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Green. But like, a bright green. The type of green you look at and your eyes burn a little. An obnoxious green, just like me.

13. Bright pinks. Favorite lipstick color.

14. Yellows, but soft yellows. Not bright ones. I like my yellows subtle.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: I have! Friends from all over

16. Fallen out of love: Yes, and I’m proud of it because I fell back in love with being me.

17. Laughed until you cried: Yep!

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes, but they aren’t worth the energy it takes to care hahaha

19. Met someone who changed you: Yep! Quite a few! :)

20. Found out who your true friends are: In a good way - not in a horrible ‘end of a relationship way’

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: LOL. See #8

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life?: All of them

23. Do you have any pets: Yasss, two cats and a dog. I love my pets. 

24. Do you want to change your name: No, I am proud of it. 

25. What did you do for your last birthday: I went to an aquarium and a museum collection about the art and trade of the Middle East starting during Ancient Egypt. (SO AMAZING)

26. What time did you wake up: 6:00 AM like the full fledged adult I am hahaha

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping like the full fledged grandma I am hahahha

28. Name something you cannot wait for: Girl’s Weekend trip in July with my besties from High School!!!! #ROAD TRIP

29. When was the last time you saw your mother: A few minutes ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I could be a happier person and that the kindness I choose to extend didn’t get taken advantage of.

31. What are you listening to right now: Hard Times by Paramore

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yeah, in my church choir. He got a Blue Apron subscription service and he thinks he is a professional chef now. :) 

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Being nasty for no reason or trying to be emotionally manipulative. I ain’t got time for that. 

34. Most visited website: Tumblr according to google haahah

35. Elementary: Private Catholic school. 

36. High School: Slightly larger private Catholic school. (WHERE ONE OF MY OLD TEACHERS GOT ARRESTED FOR SELLING WEED HAHAHAHHHA GOLD)

37. College: A terrible school who is going to go bankrupt and I’m getting my folding chair ready for it. 

38. Hair color: My natural brown, although I want to dye it an auburn color. 

39. Long or short hair: Long I guess, but I like the shoulder length hair on me more than when my hair went past my waist.

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Hahaha no. 

41. What do you like about yourself: I can make people feel better in rough situations, and I have a sense of humor most of the time. 

42. Piercings: Technically double ear piercings but only one set is still able to get an earring through it. 

43. Blood type: A something. Not huge in America hahah


44. Nickname: Lala, Panda, Roara


45. Relationship status: Single af 

46. Zodiac sign: Leo

47. Pronouns: She/her

48. Favorite TV show: Depends on my mood, but I like to watch vloggers lately (TaylorR is my favorite)

49. Tattoos: Nope, but maybe in the future. 

50. Right- or left-handed: Right!

FIRST:

51. Surgery: Wisdom teeth- another good story. When I woke up and wound up making a break for it and taking out three nurses before someone could catch me hahahahah

52. Piercing: Ears at 8

54. Sport: Tae Kwon Do!

55. Vacation: Up north somewhere, visiting relatives

56. Pair of trainers: Are we talking training bras? Training pants? Training skills?

MORE GENERAL:


57. Eating: Nothing right now, but I made a good supper so that’s cool!

58. Drinking: Pop (I have a problem)

59. What is the question (???)

61. See above (???)

62. Want: To be happy and not have a sucky job lololol

63. Get married: Yes, eventually.

64. Career: Right now, legal assistant. Goal for 2018 EFL teacher! Yass!

65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs (See #8)

66. Lips or eyes: I like looking at people’s eyes more?

67. Shorter or taller: I’m good. Short, and good. 

68. Older or younger: Life is as life is. I’m young in some places, but old in others. Matter of perspective. 

69. Light or dark eyes: Eyes are good either way. 

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: I would like to not have an irritable stomach.

71. Sensitive or loud: I’m sensitive to loud noises. Yes?

72. Hookup or relationship: Relationship. 

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: I’m gonna go with troublemaker because that’s how Monica would describe me.

HAVE YOU EVER:


74. Kissed a stranger: No. I don’t approach strangers

75. Drank hard liquor: And would up chasing after a dog and rubbing chapstick all over my friend’s arm. Good times. 

76. Lost glasses contact/lenses: I don’t have those :P

77. Turned someone down: Yep.

78. Sex on first date: LOL. No. 

79. Broken someone’s heart: Probably.

80. Had your heart broken: Yeah ahahahahahahha good times. gooooooodddddd tiiiiiimmmmmesssssss.

81. Been arrested: Nope.

82. Cried when someone died: Yes

83. Fallen for a friend: Yeah, the ex ‘wife’ friend. 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: Yes. I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN. 

85. Miracles: Yep!

86. Love at first sight: No not really hahahah

87. Santa Claus: Yes! :P 

88. Kiss on the first date: I have never had a first date go well so no.

89. Angels: Yeah!!

OTHER:


90. Current best friend’s name: Monica, Amanda, Virginia

91. Eye color: Golden green

92. Favourite movie: Zootopia or Princess Mononoke or Your Name. Sometimes out of love I’ll watch something Moe wants to watch. 

I tag whomever would like to fill this out! I would love to learn about you!! 

[bangbangbangtanx-blog]

82 Truths

rules: once you’ve been tagged you’re supposed to write a post with eighty-two truths and then tag twenty-five people. 

tagged mah gurlz @hoseokjinns​ and @monstax-nm​ yasss WARNING: LONG AF I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND IF U DON’T HAVE THE TIME FOR THIS SHIT HAHAHAHHA

name: dani blood type: O (not sure if + or - i’ll get back to you on that one) nickname(s): my friends call me roma, romama haha then i ain’t telling you the name my family calls me no thank you r/s: single since the beginning of time zodiac sign: aquarius babyyy pronouns: she/her favorite tv shows: there are a lot omfg  friends, castle, the big bang theory, himym plu a whooooole lot more long or short hair: i used to have mermaid hair that went past my boobs but i got impulsive so i cut it down to my chin haha height: 161 cm hehe do you have a crush on someone: i have a lot of happy crushies what do you like about yourself: my love for aaaaart right or left handed: right list of three favourite colors: black, white and pastel ahhahaha

right now: eating: spaghetti ramen (i blame s.coups) drinking: melon milk (i am sorry, i always loved buying food from my fave korean mart) i’m about to: apparently eat dinner? listening to: the sound of the air conditioner kids: when i am financially stable! get married: yeah no, probs won’t get married in the future either career: i am currently studying to become a speech and language therapist

most recent: drink: melon milk (it is yummy but i like banana milk and strawberry milk better. i just love milk in general okay) phone call: uhm idk, my sister when i asked her what she wanted delivered? song you listened to: not sure but bts’ version of born singer is stuck in my head rn

have you ever: dated someone twice: never been on a date  been cheated on: i always feel cheated on with some restaurants aND THE UNNECESSARY SMALL PORTIONS OF FOOD kissed someone and regretted it: my dog after he just licked his butthole lost someone special: i stopped being friends with someone i considered as my best friend been depressed: yep been drunk and thrown up: nope! hahaha i have really good self control plus i am the mom of the group so i can’t get drunk (one time i got drunk but our friends were hungry so we went to buy burgers for everyone haha) kissed a stranger: ew had glasses or contacts: i got fake glasses (really thankful for my 20/20 vision but glasses are cute :(((() had sex on the first date: yeah no thank you broken someone’s heart: highly unlikely? turned someone down: yeah cried when someone died: i am a cry baby so yeah fallen for a friend: hahahahahhahhahafuckhahahahahyeahahahah

in the last year have you: made a new friend: yass fallen out of love: i guess? laughed until you cried: yep! met someone who changed you: i think? well, i met her and got a crush on her so i realized and came out as bi hahaha found out who your true friends were: yep found out someone was talking about you: yeah, funny thing, the girl who made me realize i was bi has a girlfriend and she got jealous cause we were really good friends (i don’t have a crush on her anymore and i ain’t trying to steal her)  kissed someone on your fb list: nah

which is better: lips or eyes: eyes  hugs or kisses: i love hugs but forehead kisses are too sweet for my life shorter or taller: taller  romantic or spontaneous: both i guess, since i can be both sensitive or loud: both again, but someone who knows when he/she can be loud or sensitive hookup or relationship: relationship troublemaker or hesitant: like with the other one, someone who knows the limits i guess but can be a bit adventurous

first: best friend: this boy from my old neighborhood surgery: none! sport i joined: swimming!! vacation: we always went to the beach when i was younger but the first out of the country was in singapore!

do you believe in: yourself: not all the time miracles: a bit love at first sight: no heaven: i’m not sure

extras: how many people from your fb list do you know irl: i know most of them irl but not really close do you have any pets: my teddy bear!!! (he’s a goldie and chow mix hehe) do you want to change your name: nope! what did you do for your last birthday: i had three cakes (one i bought for my pre birthday celeb with my friends, one from my college friends and one from my rents haha) oh and as usual, celebrated it with my older sister (we have the same birthday but 6 years apart haha) what time did you wake up today: a bit before 9 am? what were you doing last night at midnight: filling up my queue hahahhah something you can’t wait for: getting a job and finally doing things i wanna do  last time you saw your mom: a few minutes ago what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: being less anxious so it won’t stop me from doing things i want to do have you ever talked to a person named tom: yeah! what’s getting on your nerves: people not being considerate 

daaaamn i finished it ahhahahahha sorry it is sooooo long. I tag @pixykth @itsbangtanlife @jin-oppa @thesublimebts @glossysxga @mochiminii @vivacioustae @overthemoonjoon @peachychubs @kellyzipcode @banginjams @btsparkjiminie @onlyu16 @igotbangtann @taehyung-the-baehyung @parkmily95 @extraplusordinaryx @minsugaspice @ctrbl @kooking-mama @mingyu-u @a--tom @dopemanyoongi @bwimint @taeandsugakookies 

feel free to ignore this mofo hahaha

[mrskandiibaby2269]

For Old Times Sake Pt.4-6

For Old Times Sake Pt4 So here we are yet again On the phone Wondering what's about to happen Passing nervous small talk Like before Wyd Oh same old same old Watching Martin and sucking on A blow pop Oh for real that's wassup Whatcha got on Laughing out loud really Really what We gon do this again I told you we got to So stop playing girl I'm not saying Please Why fool Because you know you wanna Tell me and plus I wanna know What's covering that sexy body It needs to come off I'll tell you but it's not coming off Yeah ok under your breathe What you say nothing just tell me What you wearing I'm wearing my blue shorts With a black crop top Mmmm damn that sounds good Send me a pic Ok tease you and send a gag text "Use yo imagination" Man come on boo stop playin Send me a pic of what you got on I wanna see and I ain't gon lie I wanna have some more fun Sent the image And your response is Three emojis with kissy face Once again we here go With that smooth fuckin' voice Of yours Making me clinch my thighs Together getting a lil' wetter I must resist but then again I can't Damn you sound so good right now Your voice sounds sexy too I miss you Close your eyes and sit down Let me move your hair to other Side of your neck and slowly Kiss you kiss your cheek then Your neck While you softly let out a moan Mmm You so tense you need a massage Rub your shoulders from behind And continue to kiss your body While you moan again Got the candles burning Music in the background I'm in the mood for a lil Joe "*music fade in* 🎶Hey love you say you need some one to be there for you to love you all night long🎶." 🎶Kinda funny but, I don't think you have to look no further because I'm right here and I'm ready to do all the things your man wouldn't do. Tell me what kind of man would treat his woman so cold, treat you like you're nothing when you're worth more than gold...🎶 I can picture us on the beach when The sun is setting After getting your body all relaxed Like it's suppose to be Flip you over and get on top Kissing you from your lips Your neck Mmmm Left Mmm To right Ahh mmm To Your breast Unclipping your bra Licking your nipples Mnmmm damn Nibbling on them just a lil' bit Shit You like that ? Hell yeah Kissing and licking your sides And your stomach Inserting one finger in you Rubbing your clit nice and slow 🎶All the things your man won't do, I'll do them for you...🎶 Ahhhh mmm ohhh Just relax baby, let me take your stress away You don't have to.. But, I want to Now I got two fingers in and deep I'm leaning my head back and Biting my lip twirling my hips To match the sync and rhythm Of your movement Boi you betta stop Or what Or you gonna get some shit started Whatcha tryna do? Shit let's go Shidd, I'm tryna to eat you out You looking so sexy like a tropical Goddess in you two piece Bikini You body glisten and shining When the sun hits you just right Lemme open your legs Kiss my way down Mmmm ooouuu Taste so sweet like candy and Pineapples 🎶Nothing can be sweeter than the sound of making love. Baby when I start I just can't stop🎶 🎶Baby. I wanna do. All of. The things your man won't do. I'll do them for you🎶 Shit_________ that feels good I know baby mmm 💦💦💦 ________ damn you taste so fuckin' Good Gimme more stop tryna run away I'ma be defiant and run any way Ok pull you closer to my tongue And lock my arms down on your Thighs now you can't go no where Now let's take this to the Hotel room You got me feeling some type of way You got me saying 🎶My, my, my, my, my, my, sure look good tonight 🎶 Ooh no you didn't got some Johnny Gill playing what you Know about that song I know a lot let me show you Kissing you so passionately You picking me up And we fall on the bed Rolling on top of each other Untying your hair and let it fall Brushing it out of your face Kissing you once again Letting my tongue trace The places where I left off Mmmm your lips are so soft Mmmm thank you mmm mmm Damn _____ 🎶I wanna show you things that you never never ever seen before. Put your night gown on, let your hair hang low step in our room. I'm in the mood to love you all night long🎶 My, my, my ________ All of sudden you flip me over Pin my arms down And kiss me on my lips Shit the sweet hint of your lips Got me secretly and low key Fallin' In love with you all over again Damn got me thinking what have I been missing out on Go ahead mamácita take control I mean damn it, got me hard as Fuck. Got me ready to fuck the Shit out cha but I'ma take it as Slow as you want it It's ok baby let's follow each other's Pace this time tonight Shit I'm down you ready Ready Set Both of us biting of our lips I'm getting wet and I'm getting hard with anticipation Go Both sets of our clothes Thrown and hitting the floor Kissing you here You kissing me there Getting on top Rocking back and forth On your boat loving Your motion In my sweet ocean damn nicca Got me over flowing Making angry sexy sex faces Scratching up each other's backs I'm going so deep inside of you Making me a sexy pouty face Bending you over on all fours Arching my back so perfect Griping on your hair Gently massaging your back While I'm hitting your soaking pussy Oooh shit yassss________ right there You like that? Hell yeah don't stop Say my name baby _______ mmmmm ohhh ________ Mmm fuck yea Don't stop baby keep doing What you do Shit daddy you making so fuckin Wet ooouuu .... To be continued ... Pt.5 Oooh damn ohh damn Ahhh fuck shit Got damn it The climax of the music Got us climaxing too But keep going though 🎶Here comes my darling. Here comes romance. Here comes my love will you dance with me baby. Pretty Brown Eyes🎶 Damn they so beautiful When you look at me deep Now here I go going deep You bending flipping your hair Back looking up to the ceiling While I'm holding your body tight Got damn riding me so right Don't stop baby shit don't stop I'm not daddy don't stop going Deep deep deeper deeper inside Me I got you mommy _________ fuck your pussy feel So good Ahhhh dick is amazing__________ Shhit Yeah baby there you go Take this dick Fuck you got me gripping the Sheets And you got me toes curling mamí Bodies tumbling and turning Round and round like clothes At a laundromat Girl you keep being bad I'ma smack that ass Go ahead you ain't bout that life Ohh I'm not ok Ahhhhh Smacked yo ass so hard Left a hand print It's cool tho daddy cause I love it Rough the rougher the better Bring it come on Don't slow down now Got damn I feel you sweetness Flowing down on my dick Damn baby I'm loving How nasty you is with it Watching our reflection in the Mirrors turning us on even more Got damn it leave before our Lips damn we sore But fuck it We fuckin so mothafuckin' good We in the mood for an encore So dear reader if you are intrigued And interested I got you please believe me Pt6 is a real panty wetter You prolly sweating getting hot and what not So here's what we gonna do and Get straight to it and get it done We gon Take a quick intermission Go get some ice cool off for a bit come back and have some real fun ....... Welcome back hope you ready For some naughty turns and tricks Let's go already and get into Pt. Mothafuckin' 6...... 🎶she said she want some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita we'll definitely set this party off right. She said she want some Ready For The World some New Edition. Some Minnie Rippleton we'll definitely set this party off right yes we will🎶 Do it faster baby I need it faster baby Please daddy please I got you mamí Get ready cause here we go Ahhh shit Yes yes yasss yassss beat this Pussy up Like the bedroom bully you is Yeah girl that's right girl Take this dick there you go Now I'ma put you against the wall I want you to do a spilt Ready ? Yass I can't hear you I said are you ready Yass You are ready Hell yea Hell yea fuckin right Shit it's make no sense How wet you is Lips smacking and juicier than Juicyfruit Haa I know right Now lay yo fuckin back Ima jump up and do a spilt on yo Dick like Thisssss...... Oohhhh ahhhh Shit Mmmmm ahhh Bouncing on you harder and harder Griping yo hips smacking yo ass Leaving hickeys on yo neck And I'm leaving em on you titties Ohh fuck this you ain't bout To make me tap Flip yo sexy ass over Back on top Rocking the bed More than bedrock Ooouuu shit yasss 🎶ooouuu I can make yo bed rock ooouuu I can make yo bedrock girl I can make you bedrock ooouuu I can make yo bedrock🎶 You loving this dick, huh? Hell yea I see you lovin yourself This sweet pussy too Damn sure is You want me to stop Girl you better not stop till you cum I ain't ready yet so ha good luck Going at it like fight night In a boxing ring Boi you know you can't handle me I got this special technique Something like a 69 But instead you won't be able to Eat me this time cause I got you Tied up and you didn't even know Hope you ready cause I bet you Ain't seen this coming tho I might be thick but I can do a Back bend I can bend all the way back And insert yo dick my mouth I can do push ups too Let's calculate what this Equation come up to Me doing a back bend Sucking yo dick Me doing push-ups Upside down constantly Yeah nicca now I got yo legs Trembling and toes curlin' Got you cussin' and moanin' my Name _________ hell yea baby go ahead Yell it out It's ok boo just Scream and shout How good it feels How good I'm killin' it Suckin' and devouring yo soul Mmmm shit damn it Yea nicca that's what I'm talking Bout Let em know bout me word of mouth Should I untie you now Since that's your 3rd nut hmmm Idk I can untie myself And tie yo sexy ass up now Put yo legs in the air And have a pussy eating fest On you Damn________ it feels so good Just like it use to be Back in High school Yeah baby I told you I got you Ooouuu shit keep flicking yo Tongue like that Bout to make me squirter jet Wet wet all over the place That's what I'm talking bout baby Get wet I don't give a fuck If you splash all over my face Mmmm ahhhh shit mm ahhh Come on baby come on Let's go 3 for 3 I nut 3 times Now squirt 3 times for me Don't slow down now You ready ? Here we go Spinning my tongue like a AK On your pussy lips and your clit There you go tryna run again But you can't escape It's feeling some type of good to ya All saying is "ahhhh" Ahhhhh 🎶As I stand here contemplating On the right thing to decide will I take the wrong direction all my life ? Where will I go ? When life's ahead of me? 🎶 🎶I have strong determination and I'm not afraid of change I have yet to find that some one who has cared to satisfy me to stay right by me, oh, who can I run to to share this empty space ? Who I can run to when I need love ? Who can I run to fill this empty space with laughter? who I can run to? when I need love?🎶 Aghhh mmm Sweet kisses Setting our lustful bodies On Fire with blissful passion As we slow it down and make love Feeling some kind of good All we can say is Mmmmm Ahhh Our moans Taking over the room Our bodies take control As we groove to the classic jamz CD damn we having so much fun I don't want this to end Especially when I hear Jodeci Fading in next 🎶I'm lying here waiting for you Girl you can get it anytime you want it. Every moment is so sweet🎶 Boi I swear you don't know what these songs and our voice Is doing to me Oh I know I can hear how wet you are over there pussy just talking Damn don't stop tho baby Keep going let's keep it going Ring the bell time for the next Round You sure you not tired I'm positive I'm full of energy So stop stalling Let's go Aite Bring it But let's continue to slow it down As we lay here kissing and touching Bodies still in such smooth sync Mmm ahhh ooouuu Yea that's it baby Let's do something a lil different Let's role play Oohhh ok name some one you Always wanted to fuck Tyga Ok baby girl I'll be Tyga and you be A fan not a groupie I see you for the first time I ask you if I can take you out And I say yes you can One thing lead to another Yo shirt and my skirt hits the floor You kissing on my tattoos Mmmm damn "Tyga, Tyga, TRaww" 🎶 I ain't seeing nothing else my eyes closed tight On the living room couch one hand up my (uummm) putting fingers In my mouth cheating on my man I'm getting my freak on long as it ain't real I ain't doing nothing wrong just a dirty fantasy on the Football field me layed in the grass wanna love how it feel🎶 But I see us back stage in the dressing room No one around just you and me We was on the vanity against the Mirror now we on the floor Mmmm yasss "Tyga" make that Famous sound you do "Rawwr" Make me drip got me On the faucet wetness type of Flow Oohhh shit Here we go Put me in the air Bounce me up and down on You dick Like you just don't care Make it Nasty baby Ohhh yasss daddy I love to Make It Nasty just For you Don't forget when you bend me Over remember Don't worry I'ma pull your hair too Hold up hold up This freaky shit is just too good We gotta have another To Be Continued.... Pt.7 MrsKandiiBaby💋🍭👅💦😏😘😜

[mrskandiibaby2269]

For Old Times Sake:Another Round

Another Round What is this fool doing ? Should I accept or nah?. It's probably nothing maybe. He just wanna just talk this time. Gotta coach myself not to sweat if I do answer this call make sure whatever you do girl, don't break. He prolly don't look fine no more As I think to myself pressing accept. I'm still breathing whatever it could be I gotta brace myself cause it could be his girl.... Fuck it let's get this drama over with ......Connecting..... "Hey wassup beautiful" "Damn daddy. I mean shit No I meant "hey whatcha doin" Face palming is all I can do When I put my video on pause "Nothing watching Netflix. Why can't I see you ?" Is his response. Boy I'm fixing my hair, can I do that ? "No" "What, and why not" "Lemme see ya and tell ya why" Ok fine so I turn my camera back on. With a sassy attitude and my eyebrow raised. Curious of what he's going to say, not gon lie he got me intrigued "I said no because that natural beauty is everything. Truthfully you look good without make up." Got me blushing a little bit but I gotta keep it low key. He's not pulling me in that easy this time. I gotta stay strong. As I repeat in my head, I come back with sarcastically "Awww. Thank you hmm hmm" "What girl I'm for real. So wipe it off." "Boy what?!! You crazy" "I'm serious girl. Remember I told you, you can always be yourself around me. So please wipe it off and look at me. Don't think I don't notice you looking down." Damn it. This nicca is good but not good enough I don't know what trick he got up his sleeve but it ain't gon work today. He got me fucked up for real. I got this. Once again giving him attitude looking at the camera to make sure everything is good this time. And if it ain't oh well, next topic. Propping my phone against a pillow on my King size bed. To look for a hair tie in my room, he takes a double glance at my body. "Gotdamn girl" I hear him whisper. Just to make sure I'm not tripping I walk back towards to the phone to ask him what did he say. And he replied with " I was saying nothing- nothing at all--- fuck it. Damn look at you and that body." He got me blushing some more as he go on about my voluptuous physique. I'm trying so hard to resist but it's getting my full attention. "What about it ?" "That beautiful hour glass figure. Nice and tight, thick, golden brown skin, long brown hair, light brown eyes. Mmm mmm looking like some fluffy pancakes girl I can just eat you up." Mmmmm please do I say to myself under my breath with my eyes close, but I quickly come back to reality, by shaking my head to snap myself out of it. "But, you won't tho right?". He looks at me like I'm crazy and goes on to say. " Girl I wha-- ok keep playing and why won't I?" "Because of your girl and my man they'll kill us. Those are just facts and we gotta stop this for real." "But.. I'm sorry but we gotta keep this on the low. I know it ain't right but you gotta admit it feels so good. Don't it? "Well... umm ahh" "Come on, be honest " "Yes. Ok yes it does but--" "We do need to stop I know I know" He says to me. But then something wild and unusual awakes in me. "What I was going to say was. A One Night Stand is all we need. How about... we ... try ..it on here" Looking at me like he's shocked. "You serious baby girl ?!" " unless you're scared then I understand but if you're not then this time show me what you got on and take it off one by one. Then I'll go." Both of us licking our lips. Getting right into action. Taking our clothes one by one. I lose my bra, he lose his shirt , I throw my panties, he throw his boxers. He's observing my body, I'm observing his. Mmm mm, I swear he is driving me crazy this man right here is working with something serious. Caramel skin, Dark brown eyes, six pack, muscles toned up and flexing, veins popping. Mmmm shit I swear that shit makes me so wet. "I'm ready for you tell me what you tryna to do to me. So what's on the menu tonight" I say so seductively all he do is lick and bite his lips and slowly look at me. "Look at me and rub that pussy. Go slow, I wanna take my time eating you tonight. I don't give a fuck how many times you cum. " But I think to myself should I do it or should I tease him and play around. You know make him a lil' agitated, just to see what he do. I love it when he takes control ,plus those tricks up his sleeve that I mentioned earlier I wanna see bout 'em, I wanna see what he got. I know I'm pushing it and this risky but it's also exciting. This is something different and something that I'm not use to. Maybe that's why I'm indulging this and entertaining him. But hell he's also entertaining me and catering to my every need--you know what ? we'll have the break through later save it for the therapy session, back to the FaceTime sex. "Damn you looking so good jacking yo dick up and down like that. I'm squeezing my pussy on it. How does it feel. You want me to stop?" "Girl hell nah don't stop it feels so fucking amazing. Keep going and I'ma hit you spot hard and deep just how you like it. Holding your body tight. Kissing you. Muah" "Muah. Damn boo why are doing this to me." "Because I miss you. I'm not just gonna tell you. I'ma show you how deep my love can go. Lay on your back and lemme eat this sweet pussy. Muah... muah.. muah. " "Moving my tongue all over your pussy lips and clit slurping making you shake. Picking you up and putting you against the wall on my shoulders so I can devour yo pussy more. Talk dirty to me baby." "Mmmm damn. Shit this feels so good keep going baby." 🎶Gotta keep on pushing and love myself through the hard times Gotta keep my patience, still a long way to go now There's so much to learn When we trust the love that's deep in us, then love will return Boy this thing was a love lesson🎶 Damn now that song by Mary J playing the background making me have second thoughts and making feel guilty now I made the decision that I gotta end this now until he asked me. "Do you have a toy or a vibrator?". Nervous to answer so I teased and said "maybe I do, maybe I don't ". Him sounding a little disappointed he begs me to answer the question I stop him and say " listen we shouldn't-" *text notifications goes off from "Husband 💕💕💋💍" I tell him to hold on my bae texting me as I put the video on pause and quietly read the text to myself. "Hey bae Ima be late again. So don't wait up. Watch Netflix and fall asleep enjoy ur nite ok. Talk 2 ya 2 mar ✌🏽." Now I'm pissed got a irritated look on my face I un pause the video and return back to our naughty conversation but he can sense that's there is something wrong. So I tell him everything and he comforts me. Making me feel like I'm wanted and loved so those second guilty thoughts I had before goes away. And decide to answer his previous question." "Yes I do have a vibrator. You don't wanna see me fuck myself with it ." "Yes I do." "Then beg for it. Beg for me to put this long vibrator in my wet pink pussy. Beg." "Mmm please, mamí please put that long vibrator ... in .. your.. wet.. pink.. pussy mmm please." "Mmmm ok baby." " yeah baby nice deep and slow keep going. Mmm shit." "Oouu fuck yes fuck me daddy." "Oh I'm not gonna fuck you. I'ma make love to you all night long. One question." " what's up." "Is he still treating you like shit?" "And is she still testing your patience?" Both of us saying "yes" was our signatures signing up for the same thing. We both realized this no longer lust or a quickie. But still we don't know exactly what this is, but we decided to play this out to see what happens. "Damn that pussy just smacking sounding so juicy. It needs a good pounding don't it baby ?" "Hell yea daddy" "Go deeper " Mmmm "Deeper " "Ahhh" "Deeper " "Deeper and deeper come on quit playing." "Ahhh fuck shit oh my ... shit!!!!" "Damn oohhhh mmm ahhh" That pussy is so damn wet on my dick baby " "Ooouuu you got me so wet baby. We gotta stop I'm bout to squirt. I'm -- I'm bout to... fuckin squirt." " oh I ain't stopping till you squirt come on baby, stroking that pussy longer and harder. Hitting yo G-Spot." "aahhhh AHH FUCK Got Damn it!!! Mmmm yes right there baby right there." "Hold up baby is that a blow pop on the headboard?" "Yeah ,why ,boo?" "I want you to use it. Suck it like you sucking my dick and then fuck yourself with it." Biting and licking my lips like a slutty porn star I did as he commanded. And proceeded on the requested freaky activities. "Sucking on the blow pop making it all wet. Doing it sloppy , slurping and spitting and drooling on it. While looking at you. Yeah daddy stroke that dick. You lovin' my head game Papí? . Deep throating you." "Ohhh hell yea there you go, keep doing what you mothafuckin' doin'" "Easing the cherry flavored blow pop into my slow sweet dripping wett pussy inserting it in and out. " "Yeah , baby " "In and out. Mmm ahhh In" "Fuck shit mmmm fuck" "And out. Ahhhh In and out." "Mmmm shit ahhh baby girl damn " "In ahhhh shit and out." "Faster, Faster, Faster,Faster, Faster, Faster,Faster, Faster, Faster." "Ohhhh yes. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes FUCK YES YASSS" "Mmmm Yass bitch yass" "Oohhhh Go Daddy, Go" "Mmm shit ahh fuck " 🎶If you fuckin' with me Really fuckin' with me You go get some girls and Bring 'em to me If you fuckin' with me Really fuckin' with me You'll let her put her hands in your pants Be my little freak, (yeah) Be my little freak, (yeah) Be my little freak, (yeah) Let her put her hands in your pants Be my little freak, (yeah) If you fuckin' with me Really fuckin' with me Let her put her hands in your pants Be my little freak🎶 "Oooh shit that's my song daddy." "Oh yeah you gon be my lil freak tonight mama, huh?" "I got you daddy mmmm yes I'm almost there mmmm I'm about cum baby, cum with me." "Ohhh yes ma'am fuck this pussy is amazing. Damn baby you rocking my world." " you rocking mine too daddy. Come on and talk dirty to me." "Ohh fuck I'm about nut. Take this dick baby. Take this fuckin' dick " " yes daddy make me take it yasss just like that ohhh fuck ohh right there." "Hell yeah baby yeah mmm shit." "Ahhh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I'm squirting ,creaming and cumming daddyy shit here it cum here it cummm ummm ummm." "Ahh fuck I'm nuttin' ahhhh shittt fuck mmmm wooo." "Damn that was fun and this lollipop taste delicioso, want some?". Waving the lollipop in his face. He just smile and breathe heavy and look at me and says "Hell yeah I want some.... I want some officially now." "What you mean by that crazy?" "I'll let you know later I gotta go take a shower. Bye big head." "Lol ok bye punk I gotta do the same. Deuces." *Called Ended* I wonder what could he mean by what he said but anyway let me take this shower and relax. Text notifications goes off again and it's a pic of him in the shower with suds on his body and he asking for some in return. But before I could reply and tell him no. "What I meant was. I want you up close and personal frfr. I gotta have you now. We gotta link up. No ifs, an's, buts, or questions about it. Ttyl. 😘😘😘" And all I could think to myself is oh shit man, what now? Am I gonna stay strong and say no? Or am I. Gonna be week and let it all go down. Damn that cum was great. I do wonder what would be like in reality? I don't think he can handle me.... and then once again that wild and unusual side of me wakes up And tells me. "There's only one way to find out baby." Sending the text like "anyplace, anytime, when and where?" "Text me your address I'll pick you and take you to a 5 star hotel. Just be ready tomorrow at 10pm. And if yo lame ass man ask just say you going out with your friends." "And what bout your girl?" "Don't worry I got that handle, trust me" "Aite see ya tomorrow good nite." "Goodnight sexy 😘😘😘." Hmmm ok as I think to myself opening my walk in closet door. I need to wear something sexy. Something that would stop him in his tracks. I just wonder what does he really have in store for me. This I definitely cannot wait to see. Hmmm maybe.. I should go nude Hmmm decisions, decision .... To Be Continued...... MrsKandiiBaby💋🍭👅💦😏😘😜