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drunkenvigors · 7 years ago
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Those question things? Aha whoops.
mountain asks
moon: what is your astrological sign? TAURUS MOTHERFUCKERRR.
gingerbread: your moral alignment; yeah can we be real here? Dunno what that question is actually asking but let’s just say I think about spooning peoples eyeballs out, skinning, burning, & making cherry pie with ppls lungs when they’re being too much or straight up goddamn annoying.
birdseed: family or friends? Yiiiikes. LOADED QUESTION SOMETIMES THE FAMILY CAN BE DICKS BUT OTHER TIMES THEY ARENT SO ITS RLY AN ON & OFF KINDA THING.
sheets: your sexual orientation? Pansexual nigga. You can try to say it isn’t a real thing but personally, I believe it’s just liking/enjoying/falling for people for their souls. Doesn’t matter about what’s in the pants.
warm milk: when do you usually fall asleep? Well, it’s 1:30am at the moment so pretty late.
pot of honey: your gender identity; FLUID. & NOT THE GREEN & YELLOW FLUID IN YA PANTS WHORE.
snow: what is your favorite time of year and why? Mmmm, gunna have to say spring. That’s literally like the best time, not too cold not so hot you slip on the sweat under your own feet.
yarn: what are your most enjoyable hobbies? Oh wow, hobbies???????? Does smoking & doing impulsive shit to cope with hella underlying mental illnesses that I stopped taking my meds for count or nah.
bicycle: what are you talented at? Changing my mind about everything, being an actual walking contradiction.
folktale: what stories remind you of your childhood? Nightmare On Elm Street. Yummy.
woods: where do you feel at peace? In my room when everyone else is home as well (shit gets weird in the house when you’re alone), with the lamp on. Nothing else.
chicken feet: what is your emotional "flaw"? Not feeling enough at the correct times or feeling too much about things that don’t matter.
red cheeks: what makes you nervous? When people want to get to know me lmao nbs. I’m not that great. 😂
sunflower: what do you love and cherish? Memories that cannot be made anymore.
bells: what sounds are your favorite or calm you the most? Those slime video things are tits. Also rain on a window is pretty orgasmic.
turnip: what is a food you could eat everyday? Ew I don’t even want to eat everyday hahahah.
spit: do you get jealous easily? Not at allllll. Free spirit. Unless I think that I am truly not loved as much or that I’m not enough, but that’d take a lot of shitty things to have me believing hahaha.
mushroom: list unique things you like about yourself: YEAH ABOUT THAT, THERES NOT MUCH IF ANYTHING AT ALL LMAO.
cupboard: a good childhood memory: um going outside a lot.
eyebags: what do you think makes a person attractive? When they don’t complain allllllll the fuckin time. Like hell ya, I pick up on positive attitudes. If you’re the type to have a freak out over something SO insignificant, or if you’re weirdly fucking aggressive for no reason over shit that isn’t that serious then I’m probably never gunna touch you or see you in a good way. Just annoying asf. Or if you talk to me as if I’m dumb?? H A T E THAT SHIT BRUH. Or act like ya above me for some reason, you can sit right tf down. But if you don’t do that then don’t worry I’ll prob think ur hot.
fallen log: something you've gotten over that you never thought you would: Lol what. A 4 year relationship is the biggest thing I guess.
dagger: your worst fear: lmao ^ having a long relationship & having it end like that. My friends dying. Getting into another car accident. My mom being hurt. Mostly it.
whisper: do you have any secrets? Don’t we all tho lmao tf kind of question is that.
wild boar: which person do you feel closest to? Mum, dad, &Carly (my doggo but I vent to her & the cat a lot & when I cry on them they literally cuddle me as if they know I’m an upset piece of human shit).
sweet: what candies or cakes are you fond of? Food can suck a fat supple cock.
footprints: do you remember your past lives? I BE DRIVING TO MY HOUSE ASKING WHERE THE DESTINATION WAS 5 MINS LATER BC I FORGOT GTFO
fur: name an animal you feel connected to: KOALAS
vodka: do you drink? :)))) Ya used to drink too much, caused hella complications in my lower intestines so would rather smoke now. Feels less like death is creeping up on me.
sour cherry: an obscure tradition from your family? Lost too many family members the past 2 years so it doesn’t even matter anymore.. Hah.
pine needles: what is your favorite scent? Vanilla. Mmmmm, fuck me UP. That or really expensive smelling cologne, could make me fall asleep in minutes ngl.
heart-shaped: do you believe in love? are you in love? Yeah I do duuuuhh. Obv nigga😎
home: where do you dream of living? This is going to sound so stupid like I’m a weeaboo or some shit but Japan. Don’t roast me for that pls lmao.
spice: list your favorite herbs: 🍁 u already kno dat green kind
mud: something you're insecure about but trying to love: HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO GIVE A FUCK NOW COMPARED TO BEFORE ME & (not saying name things but the person I was in that long relationship with) BROKE UP.
tobacco: do you have any addictions?wow says it right there; TOBACCO LMAO. Netflix, weed, music, concerts, nice views, waffles with ice cream on top.
sock: how would you describe your clothing taste? All over the fucking place.
cuckoo clock: are you a morning, a noon, or an evening person? Hello my name is Tee & I literally have insomnia & stopped taking my medications by choice & regret everything. :)
wooden fence: a favorite memory: How things were before I was sent to live with other families because mine didn’t love me enough to keep me.
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