#YOU CAN'T MAKE FU SAD AT LOSING A FAME AND LEAVE IT AT THAT. NO. I WON'T ALLOW IT!!!!!

[zareleonis]

bro i'm so serious if we don't get the final installment in the nufu cat's tail gathering art trilogy where fu wins the rematch like the cyn0 trilogy last year i'll cry 😭😭😭

[jaylynn1318]

Prequel to this

Based on this video

*warning: Swearing, Misogynistic language, verbal abuse*

Mack was driving Kevin’s van, Kevin was in the back, laying on the mattress in the van, holding his guitar, and looking spaced out and drained. Mack decided to open his mouth

Mack: Man, Kevin, you really missed out. Vicci's friends were wild and crazy. Glad that town wasn't a total waste.

Kevin: I met some wild ladies too. They changed shape and appeared out of beams of light and one of them even four arm-

Mack: Hey dumba$$, save the poetry for San Francisco, Star Child. We've got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.

Kevin: don’t call me a dumba$$ Mack, and I'm serious. Something's goin' on back there.

Mack: What are you, stupid? Just wait 'till you see what's ahead of us. It's FAME AND FORTUNE BABY!!!

Mack tries to play some music by pressing the 'Play' button on the radio, only for nothing to happens

Mack: What the fu- Hey, what the hell did you do to your tape deck? You been putting pennies in here, you weirdo? Play something for me, Star Child

Kevin obediently strums his guitar and begins to sing

Kevin: 🎵waking up at start of the end of the world, and it’s feeling like every other day of before-

Mack: 🥱what the hell is that? You're gonna put people to sleep with that. Where's the sappy sad stuff coming from?

Kevin :*blushes and continues is a downer tone* I-I just can't stop thinking about that woman at the show.

Mack: Okay fine😏, how big was she?

Kevin: Eight feet tall... massive blue hair...

Mack: okay now I know your messing with me *sigh* this is your problem. You want one huge woman, when you could have multiple small ones.

Kevin: uh in case you forgotten Mack, women are people too, they don’t exist just to please you.

Mack: Just follow my lead okay? I'm gonna get you everything you want. Money, fame, and tons of ladies wanting to your who-

Kevin refuses to let him finish that sentence, who in their right mind would say that. Besides that wasn’t what Kevin wanted, that was what Mack wanted

Kevin: What if I want to go back?

Mack looked like he wanted to murder the tattooed rock star wannabe, what did he just say?

Mack: what did you say?😡 Star child?

Kevin: What if I want to go back and be with her?!

Mack toke his eyes off the road and hands off the wheel, an angry look in his eyes, ready to give Kevin a piece of his mind

Mack: Listen right here you idiot, no one gives a sh%t about your feelings Kevin!! They're making you lose sight of what's really important!! Now Stop lying about this blue tall bimbo and-

Kevin screams at the top of his lungs: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? WATCH THE ROAD!!

Headlights become visible in the windshield of the van as a truck, looks like it was one of those 18-wheelers trucks ,approaches. Mack manages to quickly swerves the van out of the way in the nick of time and stops it beside a billboard that reads “welcome to OceanSide, it’s always beach time here”. Both Mack and Kevin were in shock and frozen in fear, Almost having a mini heart attack. Kevin decided he should talk first after taking a deep breath.

Kevin: Why do you always decide what's important?😠

Mack: Because I'm your manager, and you're just some spaced out, stupid kid. I'm taking you to San Francisco , and you're gonna play, and you're gonna like it. Maybe you'll even make me some decent money for once. Maybe you’ll succeed where Joshie failed.

Kevin: who’s Joshie?

Kevin answered his own question when he realized that he wasn’t the one guy Mack try to make money off of, and then proceeded to blow off his side of deal, call him stupid and a dumba$$, insult the women in his life, and pin all the blame on him.

Mack: that doesn’t matter, why don’t you go back to making lyrics for your songs, maybe one of them will be good.

Kevin: Get.Out.Of.My.van.

Mack: sit down Kev

Kevin:*raising his voice* I said... GET OUTTA MY VAN!

Kevin kicks Mack out of the van onto the rainy roadside, and drive off, leaving him behind, in the heavily pouring night.

Mack: What are you doing? You're making a HUGE mistake! Get back here Star child, you’re nothing without me

Kevin never came back.