#YOU CAN'T DO NOTHIN BUT PRETEND TO BE SOME FICTIONAL CHARACTER ON THIS HELLSITE

[theburningeyeofdawn]

I'D'VE FOUND SOME OTHER SCHMUCK TO MAKE THAT PORTAL FOR ME AND WE BOTH KNOW THAT, FORDSY. STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE SUCH A SPECIAL GUY. THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL IS THAT YOU WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY FINISH THE PORTAL IN THE FIRST PLACE. AND IT WAS LIBERATED. NO RULES, NO RESTRICTIONS, NOTHING BUT WHAT I DIRECTED THERE TO BE. I WAS THE FEARED GOD-KING OF AN ENTIRE DIMENSION, YOU WERE, ARE, AND ALWAYS WILL BE A NOTHING, A FORGETTABLE FREAK WITH TOO MANY FINGERS. YOUR DAD SHOULDA KICKED YOU OUT INSTEAD OF YOUR IDIOT BROTHER, HE WOULDA HAD A BETTER CHANCE AT THAT WEALTH HE SO DREAMED IF HE HAD. YOU DO NOTHING BUT DRAG PEOPLE DOWN WITH YOU. REALLY? YOU'RE JUST NOW NOTICING THAT? OF COURSE I'M DELUSIONAL, I'M LITERALLY INSANE IN CASE YA SOMEHOW HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT LITTLE DETAIL YET.

"stop conversing with that Bill"

You mean @theburningeyeofdawn this one? But he's my popcorn buddy!! He's... well he's not really harmless but he's cool!