#YOU BOUGHT A HUNDRED BOOKS 📚 THAT YOU'RE NEVER GONNA READ 🤦‍♀️

[rosettasgraveyard]

My cats also opens my door

But also you can open it with just pulling, you dont need to use the handle

Also what if nightmare had a daughter/daughters

I just want killers phone to ring, him picking up and just hearing this:

"Hiii, you're dads right hand man right? Or whatever its called-" "is that your dads friend? HI (insert whatever name i'll give the daughter)'s DADS FRIEND!" "girl shut the fuck up for like one second im trying to talk here! do you mind telling him i'll be at a friends house tonight?"

In the background just "BOY GIVE ME BACK MY HAIRCLIP BEFORE I BEAT YOUR ASS WITH MY HAIRDRYER" "WYM YOUR HAIRCLIP? THIS IS MINE!" "girl get off my lap for like one second i need to call my dad too i just remembered." "Tell him i said hi" "NO IT ISNT- oh wait yeah it is"

Half of my nightmare thingamabog lore is just whatever i think is funny, i have no thoughts <3 there is a rat instead of a brain in my skull

I got another but this is purely nightmares lover from their perspective to nightmare

Everything you do, I'm obsessed with you

I don't mean to scare, but you're just so cute

Every move you make, you're fucking sweeter than a cake

I wanna cut you up and put you in my oven just to bake

And everything you say is like poetry

Wanna drop you in boiling water drink, you like chamomile tea

I'd love to wipe these other bitches out, so it's just you and me

I wanna hug you like a bunny, wanna sting you like a bee

Also today i learned my older brother once pushed me out the bed because he wanted more room, since he didnt think there would be consequences.

Thanks dude i was 2 😔 go fuck yourself

Have a cat picture

Nice. I once watched my brother chase around a childhood friend with a knife.

And NM’s love is a massive simp. They probably like that he smells awful. /pos

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