#YK HOW HINATA'S ALWAYS HAVING AN ENTIRE LOVE STORY OF HIS OWN IN YOUR SMAUS 😭😭😭
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causenessus · 5 months ago
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get back has me feeling such a way i always hit the tag limit for it 😭 a few centuries from now when they make a history textbook on tumblr they'll have a chapter dedicated to eggy and use this picture as a primary source picture of the followers of eggy
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GET BACK CHAPTER TWO
step two: grovel from afar
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YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
hottwin (14:32:56): what's that one song. that one you played while you were crying over ur ex ninjashoyo (14:34:03): wtf man hottwin (14:24:47): ik ik can u just tell me the song ninjashoyo (14:25:55): high and dry by radiohead hottwin (14:28:35): thanks. im posting it on my instagram story so omi thinks im cool
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It takes three attempts for her to get her keys in the door. Her vision is blurred with sleep, and her jaw drops with a yawn as she finally pushes open the door with her hip, and slinks into her apartment, lazily kicking off her shoes. Her evening was spent in the quietest, most selcuded corner of the univeristy library, pouring over different Beowulf translations.
If her roommates are out in the open, lingering in the kitchen or the living room, she doesn't notice. Her mind is a blurred with fantasies of her soft, warm bed and images of the monstrous Grendel, exiled to the swamplands of Denmark.
Her bedroom door is open, and she kicks it shut as she enters, only letting her heavy, book-filled bag drop from her shoulders to the ground before she collapses into her sheets. The muscles in her neck ache so horribly from hunching over to scribble out her annotations that she almost doesn't notice the paper that crinkles under her.
Her face contorts in confusion, and her hand fishes around the sheets until it finds the offending paper. An envelope. She squints, looking at her name, scribbled in large handwriting across the front.
At once, dread tightens around her throat. She knows that handwriting. She knows it like its her own.
Muscles tensed and jaw locked, she throws it off the side of her bed, huffing, trying not to be curious about the contents. She rolls onto her side and squeezes her eyes sight, determined to sleep, to not be bothered, to let it sit, untouched.
She will not entertain Hinata Shoyo.
This resolve lasts for about a minute before she's groaning, hopping off of her bed and reaching down to retrieve the letter off the floor. She rips it open with shaking hands, thinking the whole time that she might throw up or cry.
She unfolds the notebook paper. She chews on the inside of her cheek. She reads.
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not proofread we die like men
#SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED WHERE DO I EVEN START#tumblr istg you try and silence me i'll break you down and feed you to the worms#YK HOW HINATA'S ALWAYS HAVING AN ENTIRE LOVE STORY OF HIS OWN IN YOUR SMAUS ���😭😭#now that it's a hinata smau atsumu has taken over the role AND I LOVE IT SM LMAOO#same thing with static 😭 bc hinata's not there#“i'm positing it to my instagram story so omi think's i'm cool” I DIED#when is it my turn to be an eggy side character and fall in love with the loml (suna rintaro)#also atsumu being SUCH an enabalist#like you wrote him so well that's definitely how he would act#BUT THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING 😭😭 HIS IDEAS ARE NOT GOOD#(it's amazing that YOU write characters so well but atsumu is just rabid. needed to make sure that was clear <3)#HINATA'S NOTE :(((#THAT HE WON'T GIVE UP ON HER#THE PHOTOS IN HIS WALLET#THE TELLING EVERYONE HE MEETS ABOUT HER#HE'S SO ADORABLE AND CUTE#i also laughed out loud though#“i shouldn't have showed up to your job like that. so instead allow me to leave a letter for u in ur bed”#rip bokuto 😞 he tried his best he's ADORABLE#AKAASHI'S TEXTS JUST SCREAM RESTING BITCH FACE AND IT'S SO FUNNY#“what tf did i do” “guilty by association” LMAOOO#i cannot believe that even w/o proofreading your chapters are perfect I LITERALLY MAKE TYPOS 😭 YOU'RE AMAZING EGGY SORRY THAT'S UNRELEATED#hinata's support group is definitely trying their best to support him but they are NOT good supporters 😭 and it makes me laugh SO HARD#LIKE IT'S SO ACCURATE BUT ALSO RIP SHOYO THIS IS LIKE WHY HE'S IN THIS SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭#get back: the smau where yn suffers emotional damage while shoyo blindly follows the advice of his three friends#who are all sharing like 1/8 of a brain cell and either it bounces back and forth and is NEVER in the mind of whoever's turn it is to plan#or it's 1/8 total and they all have like... 1/24 of a brain cell#idk fractions#but i did try#ness' favorites but it's eggy's special divison <3
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