#Y'see kid yes gots two options yer either a kid or a squid

[yaminetto]

MMX Shitpost 3

After Launch Octopus had the misfortune of learning what Splatoon is, the Commander of the 6th Naval Unit is horribly unsure as to whether his kid bother Volt Kraken is a kid or a squid.

Not to mention that for the life of them, his subordinates have now idea what in Light’s name a “woomy” is. That was one the rare moments where Wheel Gator and Bubble Crab actually agreed on something: Splatoon was a terrifying entity from the eldritch Nintendo realm from beyond the Capcom veil. To speak its name among the 6th was to incite court-martialing on account of forcing Commander Octopus to relive his trauma.