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GEARBOX THIS IS EVERYTHING IāVE EVER WANTED THAAAAHAHAHAANK YOUUUUU
FUCK OKAY TRAILER BREAKDOWN BECAUSE I AM LOOOOOOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER THIS TRAILER HOOOOOLY SHIT
POSSIBLE PSOILERS??? MAYBE? GOD DDDDDAYMN WHAT A WAY TO GET BACK INTO THE THEORY SCENE LMAO
SO FIRST OF ALL IāM NOT CERTAIN THIS IS RELATED TO THE BARMAN/SECOND STARS CULT QUEST I FOUND IN THE FILES AS SOME PEOPLE SUGGESTED, BUT I WILL ADMIT IT IS SUSPICIOUSLY SPECIFIC. MAINLY ABOUT A CULT AND THE FACT WE SEE A BAR HANGING OUT IN THE TRAILER, BUT HEY, I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE ASSUMPTIONS RIGHT NOW I AM JUST GOING TO ENJOY THIS WHILE I CAN
ANd breathe in
breathe okay
okay
im okay.
iāve watched this trailer like 15 times already oh my god itās so good. i wasnt so hyped about the casino dlc bc, like, i already spoiled myself on it BUT THIS IS (AS FAR AS WE KNOW) UNCHARTED TERRITORY AND
ITāS TECHNICALLY A WATER PLANET
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
okay
okay
i will stop using caps
for the most part
hhhhhhh
okay.
letās just be calm. i got this
BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS THOUGH????
oh ym goD
the fucking lighthouse sent me. i just. i went feral for a solid hour and a half. just wheezing on my test. i fell onto the floor at one point, donāt remember when. it was so fucking good, i couldnāt feel my goddamn hands
;-; its so beautiful i could stare at this all day hhhhhhh
i just
hhhhhhhhhhhh
oh ym godddd ;-;-;-;-;-;-;
itās so fucking beautiful
i canāt
okay
we see the gun/health station under the lighthouse so itās not really THAT big, and we can see a town in the distance. running across the ice sheets is giving me HUGE southern shelf vibes which i am in love with. this whole aesthetic is just ;w; so good
thereās a catch a ride in that town as well so we know this area is fairly big (which is confirmed in a later shot)
and oh my GOD can you imagine seeing some big ol beast lurking beneath the surface of the ice sheets hohhhh
MAN
okay sorry im still not oevr this its just so fckign good
inside the belly of the beast rotting Monster and OHHHHHHHHHHH THE IMPLICATION-s of that. of that. im calm.
we get a look at 2 new enemies and mmmmmm we get a better look at them later on so just look how fuckig beautiful thsi area is with its acid thatās probably rotting stomach acid and AAAAAAAA
first close up of the town, giving me really big uhhhh we happy few vibes? which im not complaining about
TENTACLES asdfghj
anywway more toen, bridge looks like like athenas which is DOPE im hype for more athenas-esque architecture
the TOWNss oh my god im so im love with this aesthetic god. damn.it i need this injected directly into my veins like right N O W
also the bridge is going over another pool of acid, which the tentacle is coming out of. i imagine this monster was sorta acid based, which is funny. since. frozen water planet. and itās OOZY too. oozy boy means the eridians didnāt make this one! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hm whoās ready to face the unintended consequences of our actions?! NOT THE ERIDIANS WHOOO BOY (you cannot tlel me that there are mantakores on this planet and not say there was eridian fuckering going on nooOOPE)
also, side note, DIGGING the spike pit under the house on the bottom right. hope we get to explore that bad boy
ALSO
who are you mysterious figure whose cape billows in the wind? are you just part of the environment?? MAYBE
more town
first look at that BEAUITUFL red barrier which OOOOH I WANNA TOUCH SO BADLY
look at it
LOOK AT IT
NOODLE BOWL
EATS??? food place?? im not sure i canāt read, Jared, 19
see s-ar(?)ed??
THAT
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
doesnāt look like a corporation shield (no corporation gunk lying around either) and we do know red glowy shit is the New Eridian Aesthetic, so im just saying.
it could be a corporation tho, mostly because uhhh later shots
hold up
thatās not uhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah it CANāT BE lol
cursetown - something something
these red thingies are probably just rotting monster flesh but it does look very similar to the vines on nekrotefeyo
given how worried wainwright looks i imagine him and hammylocks are being coerced into the whole marriage thing in order to complete a ritual
i mean no judgement but that red background is absolutely garrish for a wedding
1. pirate ship??? please??? look at all the mist outside and the wooden bars
god PLEASE can i get a pirate ship.Ā CNA I PLEASE GET A PIRATE SHIP
Captain scarlett wsanāt enoughhhh
2. why the fuck does she have a tail
3.
DJ Midnight performing Saturday: The Dark Mix Deep W???? Hear The Voices (hmmm) and Let The Music Enter You
gee i wonder if this is cultist propaganda
I DONāT KNOW WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE
BUT YOUR TIMING
SUCKS
IIIII AM HERMEAUS MORAAA
no wait wrong game
BUT BRO TENTACLES COMING OUT OF THE MAGIC PORTALS???? UFCKF UEYS THIS FITS PERFECTLY INTO H2O A- i mean, damn havenāt we got enough tentacles from the destroyer?? wow gearbox... heh. hm.
SO I AM WONDERING IF MAYBE THE GREEN UNDER THE BRIDGE AND SUCH ISNāT LIKE CORROSIVE ACID BUT MAYHAPS SOME SORT OF MAGIC SLUDGE COMING OFF THE BIG OL MONSTER BOY THAT THESE CULTISTS ARE HARNESSING TO TAP INTO something. i lost steam. but i mean MAGIC PORTALS
and we all know where teleportation takes us
MANTAKORES!!! WHICH MEANS ERIDIAN INTERVENTION SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE
they seem like fire/ice boys which i absolutely adore
THIS SHOT IS SO COOL OH MY GOD
LIKE I DONāT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN IT JUST LOOKS D O P E
WHAT IS THIS??
WHAT IS THIIIS??
CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR JACKET
OH ALSO
I MENTIONED IT IN ANOTHER POST BUT THIS
REMINDS ME A LOT OF THIS
IM SURE THEREāS ABSOLUTELY NO CORRELATION BUT I THOUGHTIT WAS FUNNY
ALSO REMEMBER THE BLACK EYES THING I HAVE A WHOLE THINGIE THING IMMA BRING BACK OT IT JUST HOLD TIGHT
THIS SHOT?? OH MY GOD? ITāS LIKE A MOVIE????????? I LOV EI LOVE IT LIV E OT
nND THE WOLFIE BOYS THATTHE ARTICLE MENTIONS
UCKING TENTACLES HFDGDHFGJKH THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL OH MY GOD
HEā SGOT TENTACLE ARMS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHADAM
BRO IM
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND A GUN THIS MOTHERFUCKER STILL HAS A GUN
WHAT A MAN
MORE TECHONOLOG Y THAT IM SURE PLAYS A ROLE IN THIS SOMEHOW
BEAUTIFUL
WE SLAM THIS DUDE UP AGAINST A WALL SO HARD SHE/HE/THEY (I ASSUME SHE BC WE CANāT SEE HER FACE AS A COMMON TROPE)Ā
BREAKS THE WINDOW WHICH LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A WINDOW ON SANC-III BUT IM NOT MAKING ANY ASSUMPTIONS
also red SPARKS WHICH REMIND ME OF ERIDIANS AGAIN
also her whole helmet thingie??? very Guardian-like
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS GIVING ME HUGE HECTOR/KEY/PLANT/ERIDIANBULLSHITTERY VIBES THEY EVEN HAVE THE GLOWING SACS OF OOOOOOOZE
which is another point to theĀ āgreen sludge is magic/connected to their powers somehowā theory. hmmm i hope we mix neon green and eridium purple. purple/green is my favorite color combo. and ugh with the lovecraftian vibes? be still my beating heart!
WINNIE SHOOTING SOMOHE
i fucking LOVE the laces on this shotgun. so fucking pretty omfg
magic circle MAGIC CIRCLE MAGIC CIRCLE
also new chest it looks like
BROO??? HOLY SHIT?????????
JABBER WOLF!! SO FUCKING COOL
THAT SKULL MOUTH IS SO FUCKING DOPE IT LOOKS LIKE TROYāS TATTOO
ohhhhhhHHHHHH THE MOON IS GREEN TOO DONāT DO THI GEARBOX IM GONNA SCREAM IF THEREāS ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE ERIDIUM
THIS SHOT OHHHH
THE BAR LOOKS FUCKING FANTASTIC OH MY GOD
shots SHOT SHOTS SHOT SHOTS HTOSHSTOHSOHTS
dND the MERFOLK TAIL ON THE FAR RIGHT I DONāT GIVE A FUUUCK WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS THATāS MER TAIL THATāS A TAIL FUCK U
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YSEY SEYSEYSE BIGGG
THE BARTENDER OHOH
HAVE I MENTIONED THE GIANT FUCKING MUSHROOMS BTW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GETTTING SUCH DRAGONBORN DLC VIBES I LOVE IT
SWEETFRUIT VILLAGE BTW THATāS IMPORTANT
YOU ALLL LOOK SO FUCKING AMAZING OH MY GOD
the bartender!!!! his glasses!! AND THE VOICE MODULATOR???
the netch looking boys are called
slithercresses btw and THEY LOOK STUNNING
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NEW RED CHESTS??? LOOK ERIDIAN TO ME
WHICH MIGHT MEAN------
ALSO THE DIMENSIONAL TRANSFER PROGRAM ON SANC-III WHERE BBY BOY MAUREICE MAKES US A PORTAL TO HELL??? WHICH GREEN OOZE WHICH ISĀ āHECKTOPLASMā BUT MAYBE ACTUALLY N O T
THE STAR OF THE SHOW BABY GIRL GAIGE WHOāSACTUALLY OLDER THAN ME NOW FUUUUUUUUCK
YOUāRE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL II LOVE YOUR NEW GOGGLES
H??????????????
POSSIBLE NEW PSYCHOMASK UNLESS HEāS JUST GROWING THOSE BONE HORNS IN WHICH CASE YOU GO MAN IM PROUD OF YOU
TENTACLE GUNNNNNN WHICH BETTER LPAY A PART ERIRDIANS YOU FUCKS
THIS PLACE IS WHY I THINK THIS MIGHT BE RELATED TO S O M E CORPORAITON? BUT THEN AGAIN IT MAY JSUT BE THE CULT HEADQUARTERS OR WHATEVER, THAT RED BUBBLED MANSION LOOKS P HQ
FOOD CARTS AND ALSO WHATEVERS IN THAT SWINGING BAG LOOKS LIKE BONES HELL YEAH
this this THIS THIS THIS THIS WHAT IS THIS A NEW CIRCLĀ E OF SLAUGHTEr? ERIDIAN???
THEYRE PUMPING SOMETHING INTO/OUT OF THE CORPSE!!!!!!! ALSO
mutaTED FEET
[something] world! with a skull symbol on the side
both green btw
god YES I LOVE GREEN AND PURPLE IM SO HAPPY
SAILOF HOLE
hammylocks helping us with a fight by some bones and more wolfie boys!!!! i love these little dudes
FIRE MUTATED SLUGS AAAAAAAAA THEYRE SO COOL
ns tHEY CUR L UP INTO BALLS AND ROLL AT YOU LIKE KRAGGONS
AND I WONDER HOW THE SLUGS MUTATED IS IT POSSIBLY THE G R E E EN?
AND THEIR SHELLS LIKE SUCC UP LAVA?????????????
THESE BRAIN-Y BOYSĀ
SO BLUE I LOVE THEM
AND MORE GREEN MIST BY THE WAY OWOWOWOWOWO
another look at a baddie with STUDS THIS TIME
A MAGIC WARLOCK TYPE BADDIE THIS TIME AND HE SUMMONS A STAFF AND ALSO I THINK THATāS ERIDIUM CANNISTER BEHIND HIM
AND IT HAS SIMMILAR TENTACLESTO THE GUNS DO YOU THINK WEāRE FINALLY GOING TO GET ANA NSWER ASA TO WHY OUR GUNS ARE A L I V E
MORE SNAIL DUDES AND THE GREEN STUFF IN THE BACKGROUND M A N I LOVE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SNAILS
OOOOOZE
BACK AT IT AGAIN IN MY CYCLONES
GREEN FUCKING PUDDLES
B O N E S FUCKING I HOPE THIS EXPLAINS HOW THE SKAGS ON PANDORA GOT SO FUCKIN LARGGO OUTSIDE OF JUSTĀ āYEAH THE SEASONSā
MORE
this
THIS
ONE
THIS LOOKS LIKE A SAURIAN THE ARMORED ONES THE BASHY ARMORED ONES THAT START WITHĀ āCā
TWO THAT GUN IS KICKASS
ITāS GLOWING G R E E N AND IT HAS ***THE TENTACLE BARREL***
OHHHH IM SO READY FOR AN EXPLANATION GEARBO X PL E ASE
GIVE IT TO ME
ALSO THIS
IM EXCITED ABOUT
PROBABLY RELATED TO SWEETFRUIT VILLAGE BC THE MUSHROOMS MAYBE THEY USE IT TO MAKE BOOZE MUSHROOM BOOZE EW
WHY IS HE GRAY?????? HEāS NOT WEARING A JACKET MAYBE HES CRYO-FLAVORED
more sluggus THESE ARE GREEN FLAVORED :O
also, side note
PLEASE TLEL ME THIS WAS INTENTIONAL GEARBOX
LEMME SLAP BLANEāS ASS
YOU *GUYS* PLEASE
BUBBLE MANSION??? GREEN OOZY VILLAIN THAT GOT SLMAMED INTO A WALL??? BABY BABY GIRL
THE R E D
and sheās USING A TENTACLE GUN TOO
THATāS GOTTA MEAN SOMETHING RIGHT
hhhhhhHHHHH
also therāe sa fridge on the left lol
also the consoles look similar to that one shot with zane which is why i believe this is part of that bubbled-y mansion.
YES ES YES YES YES YESY SYEYSEĀ
I WANNA RIDE THE SKY TRAM SO BAD PLEASE
I WANNA REENACT UNTIL DAWN
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEEEEEEED
ALSO NOTE THE EYES
AND THE PURPLE HOW IT LOOKS LIKE AN ERIDIUM PURPLE
ANYWAY I HA[VE TO GO EAT FOOD NOW BUT GO LOOK AT THIS LINKN
I LOOKED UP THE NAME OF THE PLANET AND MYTHOLOGY AND NOTHING CAME UP, BUT GOOGLE RECOMMENDED MEĀ
T H I S
https://pantheon.org/articles/l/lycurgus.html
AND MAN OH MAN
āFAMOUS FOR HIS PERSECUTION OF DIONYSUSā THE GOD OF P A R T I E S LIKE IDK A WEDDING PARTY, WHICH FORCED YA MAIN MAN DIONYSUS TO <JUMP INTO THE OCEAN> WHICH COULD HAVE SOME RELATION TO THE TENTACLES
OH AND ALSO LYCURGUS WAS THEN <<<BLINDED>>>Ā WHICH COULD PLAY A PART IN THE BLACK OOZY EYES EVERYONE HAS
DIONYSUS ALSO ENDS UP PUNISHING LYCURGUS WITH MADASS AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT RELATES
OKAY BYEĀ
#borderlands#bl3#borderlands 3#borderlands spoilers#IM SORRY I POSTED THIS EARLY IT WAS ANA CCIDENCT
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