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crystalkleure · 4 years

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Kazemaru, when Kidou hires Haizaki and Hiroto as hitmen to beat up Ichihoshi for being a Disciple Of Orion and constantly fucking everything up and trying to kill everyone: “Kidou you are BULLYING and that is BAD, I am DISAPPOINTED in you :(( Come back to your senses and Be The Bigger Man, Kidou, shame on you”

「 Several episodes later... 」

Nosaka: “Hey Kaze wanna help me trick the whole team into brutally Grid Omega-ing some of those annoying Orion shitheads lol”

Kazemaru:

#''Haha yeah those guys suck let's fuck em up''#Inazuma Eleven #Inazuma Eleven Ares no Tenbin #Inazuma Eleven Orion no Kokuin #Kazemaru Ichirouta #Have I ever mentioned how much I absolutely love Kaze and his utter lack of moral fiber #He has like no willpower and is easily Swayed To The Dark Side if he is annoyed or tempted enough #HE DOES HAVE A CONSCIENCE THOUGH SO HE [USUALLY] FEELS BAD ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS it's so funny #''Yes I may have done that Bad Thing but in my defense I really really wanted to and also I now feel Sad And Guilty about it :( ''#World's cutest little flaky hypocrite. Look at that forgivable face.#And in This Example Specifically in this post here Kazemaru 100% did NOT feel bad about it lmfao #Kidou should be so mad when he realizes #''How dare you Judge And Shame me for acting upon my Righteous Anger when you did the same damn thing later you little bitch''#''Okay but in my defense I had Had Enough''#''I am going to chop off your fucking ponytail''

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