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oculusxcaro · 2 years ago
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I sold you to a pet store!
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Khare Marlin Price: 100$ Personality: Fearful. Sensitive to heat. Food: Prefers frozen food. Notes: Can bite. Breeding Difficulty: ★★★★★
Tagged byStolen from: @brokentoys, @satrniid and @thecursedraven Tagging: Whoever hasn't done it yet!
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merowkittie · 3 months ago
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Hiii idk if you are still taking requests but Poolverine has taken over MY LIFE haha I would die for a Logan/Wade/Reader where they just worship their tiny lil mutant gf who could 100% kick their asses if she wanted to
hi hii!! i’m always taking requests, as long as my pinned post says ‘requests are open’!
poolverine has taken over my entire being i fear.
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Lil Ass Kicker — DP & WV
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summary: due to ur size most of the time sometimes people under estimate how strong you truly are. besides your boyfriends; they like when you remind them <3
warnings: none besides canon typical violence =] !
notes: i didn't specify if reader had specific mutant abilities..maybe i'll come up with a specific one laterr for future fics / hopefully this meets ur expectations, enjoy!
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at this point, you didn't get offended when people looked at your stature and thought you were some weak tiny human, when in reality you were just as strong as Logan.. maybe even stronger?
you could kick a grown mans ass in seconds! your boyfriends have witnessed it AND have been on the receiving end before. and lets just say,
they LOVE it.
"ohh, come on peanut!" wade yells from your far left in a somewhat disappointed tone, "I'll admit you look hot but that's just disgusting."
you'll admit this wasn't the prettiest site, even though wade just called you sexy. you were sweaty, kind of covered in blood, and had just broken a mans arm and was using it to make him punch himself in his face. it was very amusing to you until wade burst your bubble.
with a roll of your eyes and the slightest quirk of your lips tugging up in the corners you tossed the man to the side and skipped over to logan who was almost covered in blood completely; his knuckles were basically dyed red from his claws coming in and out and with the blood of half of the people he stabbed..
you guys were an odd trio, but you worked!
"looks like yer having fun, huh?" logan looked down at you with a smirk.
he can also admit that you look beautiful right now sweaty and kicking ass left and right. he'd definitely show you how much he enjoyed witnessing this when you three got home.
you nodded in response to his question humming out an "mhm".
once wade caught up to you two, you guys began to wrap up your mission. it went by in a flash with constant grunts, bodies hitting the floors, gun shots, and to many bones breaking.
yea it was a bit over the top but hey! wade wanted to be a 'good' guy today so this is the schedule! what wasn't on the schedule was watching wade get impaled in the head by his own katana.
logan was too busy fighting to come over and give wade a hand so you had to take matters into your own hands.
silently, you snuck over to where he was and took the guy who impaled your boyfriend by surprise. your elbow reeled forward and hit him in the back the head, causing him to stumble. quickly, your leg swept his feet from under him causing him to trip over his own two feet. right before he fell, you took your gun from it's holster on your thigh and shot him in the head just as he hit the floor.
"oh god, i'm so painfully hard right now, babe." wade's voice chimed in from the floor. he still had the katana sticking through his head and you could tell he was feeling that loopy effect of it right now.
with a sigh, you helped him to his feet and yanked the katana out of his head. he shook his head side to side and groaned at the feeling of it being pulled out.
"thank you my incredibly strong, beautiful, and tiny girlfriend." he made kissy noises from underneath his masks, wanting you to kiss him over it. with a bit of a grimace you stood on your toes and pressed a quick kiss over his lips.
"wha' about me?" logan said from behind you, referencing to the kiss.
with an exaggerated groan and playful stomps of your feet you turned around him and gave him a kiss too.
"I hope you guys know this is very unprofessional!" you shouted as you walked away from the two with a huff.
they were definitely going to show you how in love they were with you when you got home.
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marrekeye · 5 months ago
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Poor Soap’s got a lot of work cut out for him. Ghost is a mood tho HAHAHA
Go below the cut for my thoughts! ^^
Haha hey I’m back from the pit. I bring Ghoap crumbs for today’s meal.
Anyways, this comic absolutely kicked my ASS. Twelve and a half hours on the dot, holy crap. 😭
Definitely not doing a full color comic for a while, I think that might actually kill me lmaooo. I have to admit tho, doing comics is pretty fun so I think I’m gonna keep doing it. Just B&W with maybe the occasional colored panel, when I’m feeling silly. I’ve got like two more ideas before I gotta brainstorm. I’m not great with serious comics so most are probably gonna be silly lol.
Anyways, hope you enjoy!!! I spent wayyy too much long on this so, even tho it’s kinda selfish, I do hope this gets a decent amount of interaction. It rlly doesn’t look like it but I put a lot into this. But either way, thank you for your support, and I hope you enjoy. ^^
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imfinereallyy · 1 year ago
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celebrate softly
it my birthday today so here’s a lil gift from me to you (yes I know that’s not how this works haha) I made a bunch of little things is celebration, i probably won’t post these till later in the day so sorry if you get a bunch at once.
Steve wanted to like his birthday.
No, really, he truly did. He knew that birthdays were the one time of year you get to be a little selfish. The people you loved gathered around you to celebrate another year of you.
It was just that Steve was also used to disappointment.
Over the years, his birthday has consisted of either his parents parading him around at business dinners or the empty silence of a house that wasn’t ever a home.
His old friends were never around. It was a holiday weekend; he didn’t expect them to stick around. Even if they had, Steve was almost sure they would have made him throw a party, where they would have pressured him to get drunk and sleep with someone, and…
Yea, Steve wasn’t interested.
The one birthday he spent with Nancy had been okay. She had to go on a family trip, her parents attempt at getting their kids to cheer up over the loss of their friends, and she was going to leave the morning of his birthday. But at midnight of July 2nd, she had snuck into his window even though she could have walked through the front door. Nancy had brought him a cupcake, a small present, and a soft smile. Steve had wanted to kiss her, but he knew it wasn’t what she wanted then. He wanted to be respectful, so he held her hand instead.
Nancy hadn’t brought a candle, said she didn’t want to risk burning the Harrington Household down. Steve had laughed, saying that would be the best birthday present ever, but she hadn’t laughed back.
The present had been a book. Which wasn’t a terrible gift per se, Steve liked reading it was just he had difficulty doing it. He couldn’t focus long enough, or he would have to reread sentences over and over again.
It just didn’t feel worth the frustration.
But it was sweet of her to get him something, so he tried reading it. It took him months to finish it, even though it was small. It was boring, and Steve had found the main character whiny, and Steve had begun to wonder if Nancy was trying to tell him something.
Then the Upside Down round two had happened, Steve got his ass kicked again and learned that Catcher in the Rye was Jonathan’s favorite book.
Steve had thrown out the book amongst his bloody bandages.
Steve was only slightly hopeful to have a good birthday last year. He had good friends (sure, one was his ex, and the other were children, but he still counted them); Dustin would be home from camp, and even though he had work, he got to spend the whole day bothering Robin, which brought him a special kind of joy.
But then they were cracking Russian code, getting tortured, and watching Max’s Stepbrother die, all within the days of his birthday.
So Steve didn’t have high expectations this year. Sure, people knew it was his birthday, it was hard to hide when he was friends with the nosiest people, but most of them were spending the entire weekend staying with Max, and he would have been too if Max hadn’t thrown a remote at him when he suggested it.
So Steve had conceded to having a quiet but lonely July 2nd.
But then at 7 am there was a knock on his front door.
A knock was putting it lightly, there was pounding echoing in the Harrington Household.
When Steve walked up to the door, he was prepared to drive away some bigots who had been trying to “repent Hawkins.” They had been going around the richer neighborhoods recently, saying we needed to clean up the streets of the sinners and the queers.
Yea, they were knocking on the wrong door.
Steve hadn’t expect Eddie Munson, notorious night owl, to be crowding his doorway at 7 am.
“Harrington, have I ever told you how absolutely ugly your house is? Like for how wealthy your parents are, they chose an absolute nightmare of a layout! It makes no sense.” Eddie budged his way past Steve with his arms full of bags.
“I’ve been telling him that for a year, Eddie, and every time he just shrugs!” Steve turned to find Robin bullying her way through him as well. She had a handful of videos in her hands.
“Sure, come in, I guess,” Steve mumbled. He shut the door and turned toward his intruders. “Not that I don’t love a surprise appearance at—“ Steve checked his watch “—7:03 am, but is there a reason why you are awake before the birds are even chirping?”
Eddie snorted and just gave him a look instead of answering. Robin shook her head, “What doofus hear is trying to convey with a noise, Jesus Eds, I know you’re not a morning, but words please, is that we are obviously here for your birthday. You, Steven Alison Harrington—“
“Not my middle name.”
“—we’re born at exactly 7:07 am on July 2nd. So we had to be here to say happy birthday officially!”
“How do you even know the time? I don’t even know that.”
“She snuck a look at your file last time Owen’s was in town.” Eddie smirked.
Robin hit him upside the head, “Don’t tell him that asshole, he already thinks I’m crazy enough. And don’t act like this wasn’t your idea!”
Eddie rubbed the back his head in dramatic fashion then yelled, “Snitch!” through hissed teeth.
Steve felt himself unthaw at the idea that these two weirdos woke up this early for him. “Ah, well, thanks, guys.” A blush rose on his cheeks, “Well, thanks for stopping by; you guys can go home and sleep if you want.”
“Stevie, did you think we brought all this to just leave? On your birthday. Oh no, no, no. We are having a whole movie and snack day! I brought weed, and chips, and we can order a pizza later in the day. And just be lazy weirdos in your fancy living room.” Eddie hopped up on his coffee table, startling a laugh from Steve.
“That sounds like a typically Friday for us, what’s so special about it?” Steve teased.
“Well we brought all of your favorite movies! Grease, Top Gun, Karate Kid, Indiana Jones...wait I think I'm noticing a theme here—“
“Robin!” Steve screeched, his blush coming back with vengeance. He didn’t want her to reveal there very obvious, and embarrassing pattern to his favorite films.
“And!” Eddie said from atop his place on the coffee table, unfazed by the two of them, “We are paying for the pizza.” His voice oozed with pride at that. Steve was sure he had come up with the idea.
“Wow I’m a spoiled prince. Maybe ever think I wanted to stay in bed?” Steve raised a single eyebrow.
“Oh but my sweet prince, we know you rather spend this glorious day with us.” Eddie was confident, with confidence came the damn nicknames, and Jesus Christ—this blush of his was never going away. “Besides what else could you wish for!”
A kiss from you. Steve thought quickly.
Steve sighed deeply before saying, “Alright. Get down.”
Eddie seemed taken aback, like he hadn’t expected the rejection. “Oh yea man, of course. We will get out of your hair.” He scrambled off the table.
Steve giggled, “No Eds. I’m moving the coffee table. This couch is a pullout. We can all just lay on it while we watch movies.”
Eddie’s face lit up while Robin yelled, “Oh thank god, I’m exhausted.”
An hour later, when the sun was still barely risen and Grease blared in the background, Robin was bundled up in the blankets they dragged from his room, out like a light.
Eddie and Steve huddled close, but didn’t touch. The anticipation and want sat between them. “I actually have something for you.” Eddie whispered.
Robin snored beside them; Steve looked at her fondly. “You don’t have to whisper; she’s a heavy sleeper. Learned that the hard way.”
“Ah well, I have a present for you.”
Steve knows he should say that Eddie shouldn’t have, or insist he returns it. He knew it was the polite thing to do. He couldn’t find it in himself to do it, though. The idea that Eddie even thought to get him something beyond the amazing day they had planned (truly Steve couldn’t ask for a better day), but Eddie had spent his time to get something for Steve.
It was nice to have someone who would do something nice for you just because they can, not because they should. So, Steve waited patiently as Eddie reached into his bag beside the couch.
“Here.” Eddie spoke, placing the roughly wrapped package in his lap.
There was a tiny notecard with Eddie’s chicken scratch on it; Steve decided to read that first.
Stevie,
No adventure is the same without you, and this is the only one I have taken without you by my side. Thought it was about time we changed that. Hopefully we are not forever partners in crime (we’ve had enough of that) but instead, adventurers taking on then great unknown.
Together.
Yours,
Eddie Munson ッ
Steve smoothed over the card and tried not to cry. The poorly drawn smiley face stared up at him from the piece of parchment. Steve tucked it into his pocket for safe keeping; he might even frame it.
Eddie looked at Steve eagerly as he tried to open the package. He does it slowly to tease Eddie; his frustrated little growl made butterflies in Steve’s stomach.
Inside the package is a worn-out book, one he would recognize anywhere, considering he saw it every day on Eddie’s bookshelf. “Eds, this is your copy of Lord of the Rings. I can’t take this.”
Eddie put his hair in front of his mouth, suddenly shy, “Well, it wouldn’t be exactly yours. It’s just I thought it would be fun to, ya know, read it together? Like we take turns reading to each other. I know the kids always bug you to read it, and I noticed that it’s hard for you to focus sometimes, and I get that, so it might be easier if we like make it a thing? I know it’s probably not your interest; it’s my favorite book, not yours, so you know what? This is stupid—“
Steve cut him off by pulling him into a hug. Steve buried himself into Eddie’s neck before saying, “Thank you. It’s the best birthday present.”
“Really?” Eddie pulled back to look at Steve’s face. Whatever he found there must settle him, because he relaxed his shoulders. “I know it’s silly, but I guess I wanted to share this piece of myself with you…and maybe spend some more time together.”
Steve didn’t mention how they spent almost every day together, didn’t think he had to either. They both knew.
Steve decided to be bold instead. He pushed Eddie back into the couch and settled his back into Eddie’s chest. He snuggled into the warmth of his arms.
Steve put the book in Eddie’s hand. “Okay, you read first.”
Eddie laughed; Steve could feel the vibrations from under his skin. It was delightful; it was delicious. “Oh, you want to start now?”
Steve made an indignant noise while Eddie laughed again at him. His hands settled at the back of Steve’s neck as he played with hair that brushed it.
“When Mr Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventyifirst birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was …”
And once again, hours later, when Steve woke up, after drifting to Eddie’s soft, deep voice, Steve felt something settle in him. He felt Eddie lightly snoring beneath him, one hand still tangled in his hair. He felt Robin’s hand wrapped around his ankle, grounding the both of them. And there, between all of them, was the fallen book with no bookmark, signaling they would have to start again.
Maybe, sometimes. Steve thinks, birthdays could be good.
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projecting. projecting. projecting. that’s me.
I hope you guys liked this one :) I did use my own bday for him, but the time he was born at is different than mine lol. I had a lot of fun writing it, it was just the softness I needed.
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sebsbarnes · 7 months ago
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letters to a loved one || tangerine
tangerine x reader
summary: the only form of communication you and tangerine can use when he is on a mission is email, however, as the weeks and months go by, your words have been left unanswered.
warnings: angst
word count: 1.4k
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a/n: this is a lot different than my normal works so i hope you enjoy this different format
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aug 5th, 2022: i know it's only been two days since you left but i miss you so much already! good luck today, kick some ass!! mwah! xoxo
aug 15th, 2022: hi honey. i hope the mission went well a few days ago! even though email is the safest way we can communicate while you're gone i know you can't always respond even if you're in a safe house. i'm not too worried, i know how skilled you and lemon are. tell him i say hi! i can't wait for you to be home, you estimated you'd be back on the 17th so i have a nice dinner planned. <3 love you so so much my sweet tang!
aug 27th, 2022: hey tang, i can't lie and say i'm not a tiny bit worried but i keep telling myself you've been gone longer before with zero communication. maybe it feels different now because of how long we've been together. i miss waking up to you and grabbing our keys and heading out for the day. if you see this message me back! even if you can't fully respond i'll settle with a smiley face if i must! haha. oh by the way i still cooked that dinner i had planned for us, it came out soooo yummy. but it took so long omg! you're lucky i love you and i'm willing to spend 8 hours in the kitchen again. it will probably taste better this time since you will be by my side. love you lots!
sept 12th, 2022: i only just saw the news of the bullet train derailment in japan on august 5th. that was your mission wasn't it? you said the 5th. i'm worried more now, i can't lie, but like i tell you every day i know how skilled you are. even though i never want to wish you are in a hospital i hope that's where you are recovering with lemon by your side. when you get the chance please email me back, okay? i love you.
sept 14th, 2022: tangerine if you see this please email or call me.
sept 30th, 2022: i wish i could talk to you just once. one word so i know you are okay. i can't reach lemon either. i wake up every day hoping you will be laying next to me. please, please give me something so i know you are alright? anything. where are you tangerine? i don't want to keep crying but that's all i can do. sit here in our empty house and cry. the walls feel like they are closing in on me. i went to our favorite breakfast spot the other day and i got that really sweet older lady with the grey curly hair as my waitress. she asked where you've been. i don't know how much longer i can keep saying you are gone for work and people believe it... i no longer believe it either. i hate typing it out. i don't want to believe something awful happened but something did, didn't it? i can feel it in my body. please reach out to me, i miss you so much and i love you so so much tangerine, please.
oct 26th, 2022: i love halloween, you know that more than anyone. decorations everywhere, piles of candy, and everyone dressing up pretending to be someone else for the night. now i feel bad about how much i bugged you about this year's halloween. my friends keep telling me to come out and join them, but if i'm being honest it's hard to do anything these days. it doesn't help that they think you just left me, ghosted me i guess. but they don't know what you do for work and i can't tell them. so i have to listen to them talk shit about you and i sit there trying to convince them you aren't this evil guy who ditched me and never looked back. maybe i should listen, maybe it's easier to believe you just left me than admitting to myself you're no longer here. i'm holding out, i'm trying so fucking hard to, tan. maybe in some sick joke you will pop up on halloween dressed in some stupid costume with a mask covering your face and in some grand reveal you will pull the mask off and i'll be in your arms again. it's wishful thinking. well, i have to go now, i'm meeting with a co-worker. love you.
dec 1st, 2022: i should be waking up this morning with your arms wrapped around me nearly crushing every bone in my body. but i didn't. and i haven't since the beginning of august. is it cruel now to admit i think you are gone. i really think you are and part of me has thought this since i saw the news of the bullet train. i feel scared. i'm starting to forget the little things about you. i can't play back the sound of your laugh in my head. i can't really picture the way your eyes crinkled. it makes me feel ill. i don't want to forget the small details about you. i crave to whisper goodnight and i love you to you. i crave just for your body next to mine. in the most innocent forms i crave you, like the way you'd absentmindedly play with my hair or pull out my chair or charge my phone when i always forget. the simple things i'm missing the most. i didn't realize i had so many forms of love until you've been gone. happy anniversary, dear.
jan 17th, 2023: tangerine, i'm not sure why i opened this email account. it's been over a month since i've checked it. maybe it was because i heard your favorite song earlier and thought of you a bit more than usual these days. i secretly hoped there would be a new message but that's foolish of me.
april 7th, 2023: Dear Tangerine, I know you won't read this email, but I felt as though I needed to explain what life has been like recently. My friends no longer bring you up in conversation which I am grateful for. I had to stop visiting our favorite breakfast place, each time I went they asked about you, even as recently as three weeks ago. I will miss their egg sandwich that you recommended to me on our third date but it is better off I no longer go there. Work has been great, a bit busy, but good. I removed your picture from my desk at the beginning of the new year. I saw the way my co-workers would stare a bit too long at it, I guess seeing it reminded them how I never mentioned you anymore. Speaking of co-workers, a few emails ago I mentioned I was meeting up with one of them. We've been seeing each other a lot outside of work, I enjoy their company. I can never say this to them but when they kiss me and hug me I sometimes think it's you. That's wrong to admit especially since I think I'm developing feelings for them, but they will never see this. They are kind and treat me well which I know you would be pleased to hear. I packed up your clothes in my house and put them in a box. I couldn't keep looking at them. I cried so much that I don't think I can cry again for years to come. I would hug your shirts and jackets so much that they lost your smell. I regret that a bit. I opened the box a few days ago and it smelled like me. Almost all signs of you are gone now that the remnants of your cologne is worn off the fabric. I think I might sell the house. It's too big for a single person now. It's too quiet in here and it almost feels like someone is watching me, it doesn't feel safe. Maybe that's because you provided me with safety. I'm not doing much today, it's actually pretty early right now, maybe I'll cook that dinner I never got to cook for you. I haven't since that day. I'm realizing how silly I sound in my own head as I type these words. Maybe I'll invest in a journal soon.
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frozenjokes · 6 months ago
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I’m Really Sorry About The Whole ‘Crush On My Alter Ego’ Thing, But We Could Still Totally Make This Work
Grian woke up early to a harsh alarm as he had every day since Scar’s.. confession..
The sun hadn’t even risen yet, but it probably would in an hour or two, so Grian wasted no time getting right on his morning routine. Which is to say. Doom scrolling for at least an hour before actually getting up. Though before choosing one of many social media platforms to waste his time with, he checked his texts, expecting to find a meme or work schedule change from Cub, and instead:
Good morning sunshine👊👊👊👊👊!!! ❤️ Time to get ready for another day of stopping crime and KICKING ASS👉👊👊‼️⚡️⚡️⭐️✨✨💥💥💥💥 I would say I hope you slept well.. but I KNOW you did and that your going to have a certifiably SLAY DAY⭐️💥⭐️💥⚡️⚡️⚡️ I just wanted YOU to know that your killing it (👊👊👊👊👊👊) and you’re awesome and very cute😳 like cUtEgUy you know and everyone loves you❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Me included!! Can’t wait to see you today🫵🫵👊👊🫡💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 *dhoots arrow* HOTGUY
It went on for quite a bit longer, but Grian had seen enough actually, and consequently was no longer inclined to stay awake. This would be a problem for future Grian.
Future Grian was not very happy with past Grian when he woke up a few hours later, stumbling in his disoriented state to the kitchenette for coffee. Cub was at the kitchen table scrolling through his phone, and once Grian had the presence of mind to interrogate him, he pulled up the text, shoving his phone in Cub’s face.
“What is this. Did you have something to do with this? Did you write this for him? That’s probably something you’d do. What’s your prerogative here?”
Cub took a long moment to read, a small smile creeping across his face before outright laughing, “Oh, this is great.” Cub gently took Grian’s phone to keep reading, adjusting his glasses, “It just keeps going. How long do you think he spent typing this?”
“I don’t know! I don’t care! What the hell am I supposed to do? Why is he even texting me in the first place?”
“I’m failing to see how this is a big deal. He’s probably just sorry about the Micah thing and this is how he’s chosen to express that. Oh- here. ‘You don’t have to worry about seeing Micah again because I killed him. He’s gone.-‘ several explosions emojis ‘-I also tried to kill HotGuy but when I brought it up to one of my buddies who’s in with the higher ups he said No No Definitely Not Do Not Bring This Up To Anyone Else Ever For Your Own Safety so I’m feeling a little bit more insecure about my place in the world but that’s okay! I mean I know my life has always been in the hands of government doctors but I didn’t actually think through those implications until right now. You know me though, I’ll just keep doing my best! HaHa!’ Oh god. That’s a lot more text with very few emojis. Do these things not have character limits? I don’t think he’s okay actually. This just keeps going.”
“The- Okay, how am I supposed to be upset at him after you just read all that out to me? This is not fair. Can we just put that aside for later because how the fuck am I supposed to look at Scar in even remotely the same way after Micah- You can not possibly understand, Cub, I told Micah everything. We like- connected! And it was just fucking HotGuy the whole time! The guy I can’t fucking stand!”
“Out of costume I think he prefers you just call him Scar.”
“Okay. Sure. Fine. Scar fucked my brain! How can he even expect me to look at him the same way! He just let me think for all that time he was a different guy! Do you know how crazy that is? He talked shit ABOUT HIMSELF constantly! He tricked me!” Still, after a whole week to think about it, Grian couldn’t make sense of that. That he had met someone, made a real connection with a real person, but he hadn’t, not actually, because all of it was a facade. It was just Scar. But it didn’t feel like just Scar- it felt like Micah. Micah, who was just an act. Micah who he’d never see again. And maybe that hurt the most. That he’d lost someone like that. That he’d lost a friend. Someone who he thought might be able to be more than a friend.
“If it helps I think he has serious enough issues with his identity that he was not just ‘Scar but playing a character.’ Micah was a different person to him, I think.”
“Yeah.” Grian’s shoulders sagged, the idea not much of a comfort, “That. I got some idea of that. He was asking me a lot of questions about alter egos when-“ Grian cut himself off to groan loudly, “This is so stupid. This is so stupid. He needs to go directly to therapy for weeks at a time so I don’t have to see him for at least another month.”
Cub shrugged, “Maybe it would be good for you to see him. Maybe you should go in today.”
“How would this help me.” Grian glared, but Cub wasn’t looking up, still reading-
“I don’t know,” Cub said, setting Grian’s phone down on the table to return his focus to his own coffee, “I just kinda want you to.”
“Seriously.”
“I do. You’ve both been a bit of a wreck all week, maybe this’ll clear the air. And unless you plan on never speaking to Scar again, which is not practical for your work or your home life, you’re going to have to tear the bandaid off at some point. If he wants to apologize, you should let him say what he has to say at the very least. You don’t have to forgive him.”
“You- Are you in on this? I think you’re in on this.”
“I didn’t know about the text. Honestly, the majority of that message comes off as very.. in the moment. I don’t think that was planned. But he has a plan. No idea what. He wouldn’t tell me. It’ll probably be funny though.”
“So do you want this to fix me or do you want to laugh at me?”
Cub waved a hand dismissively, not looking up from his coffee. “I want to laugh at Scar.”
“Great.”
“You should go to work though.”
“I know your motives, Cub.”
Cub only shrugged. “Yeah, but I’m also just curious. I want to know what he does. Don’t you? Wouldn’t it be sad if he planned some sort of big I’m Sorry event for you and you never showed?”
“This is extremely appealing to me.”
“But then you’ll never know what it was. Or if it even happened at all.”
“Scar will text you.”
“He might not.”
Grian scoffed. “If you want to see what Scar has done so badly then you can go and see it for yourself.”
“You think security would let me in?” Cub looked a bit too excited by that idea, the kind of expression that crossed his face holding Great Intention. Always a terrifying look on Cub, and definitely not something to be encouraged lest he get himself arrested.
“I don’t know. Probably not.”
Cub deflated (a great relief), but didn’t budge on his prior sentiment. “You should go.” Grian rolled his eyes.
“Well I am going, I want to go, but I'm not trying to see any of Scar. If he wants to talk to me he can chase me down. I’m not playing into anything he has planned.”
“Oh,” Cub blinked, then looked back at his phone, “Great. My job’s done then.”
“You are in on this!”
“I maintain my innocence. Hope it’s a good day though.”
“It won’t be.”
“If you say so.”
Grian rolled his eyes, taking his coffee off the maker and heading back to his room. He dressed in his underclothes, grabbed his bag, then headed out with a passing goodbye. Cub’s focus was elsewhere anyway, getting ready for his own work. One day Cub would be able to quit that damn job. Now that Grian had he means, he was going to make sure of it.
With the ample warning, Grian made sure to steer completely clear of his and Scar’s offices. He intended on lingering here as little as possible, only dropping in to change and collect a radio.
Apparently Scar had anticipated this.
“Well hello there!”
Grian didn’t catch more than a glance of him before slamming the public office door closed, but had to open it again seconds later because what the fuck was Scar wearing.
Scar had laid himself out over the center desk, dressed head to toe in the most garishly abhorrent green crop top, booty shorts, and sparkly jewelry Grian had ever seen all on top of his uniform. ‘IM SORRY’ was written across the chest in neon pink fabric marker chicken scratch, a miserable failure at matching CuteGuy’s colors. The entire outfit clashed so horribly that Grian couldn’t help but stare, for a moment too long apparently because Scar took this as an invitation to continue speaking.
“CuteGuy! I had a rose for you, but you took your sweet ass time getting here and I got bored, so I ate it instead. You know how there’s rose flavored candy and shit? Does not taste like the flower. Would not recommend. Actually!” Scar rolled over onto his stomach, kicking his legs, and Grian choked on a snort when he saw the text across Scar’s ass said ‘WHORE.’ “I was trying to spit it out, you know, and I’m pretty sure my saliva is purple now. It turned my water purple. I might have poisoned myself.”
Grian found himself stuck between bafflement and a laugh, but he refused to show Scar he was any amount amused by this display, his voice stilted in suppression when he finally spoke. “Give me. A radio.”
“Sure thing!” Scar plucked one off the dock, spinning it in his fingers before tossing it across the room. Grian caught it, turning on his heel to leave. “Hey! Where are you going?”
Grian didn’t feel the need to answer, shutting the door behind himself as he went, but it wasn’t long because he heard the tip-taps of Scar’s boots behind him, not running, but certainly trying his best to catch up.
“Did you see my message this morning?”
“I saw it.”
“Did you see the part where I asked to take you to lunch?”
“No.”
“Do you want to go to lunch then? Later, obviously. You don’t even have to go with me!”
Grian scoffed through a chuckle, rolling his eyes. Ridiculous. “No thanks.”
“I thought so. That’s okay! Maybe another time! I’m going to go now, but it was nice to see you, CuteGuy!”
Grian frowned, not responding or turning around. If Scar wanted to dress like an idiot, that was his prerogative. Grian wasn’t going to be the one to stop him. He had actual work to be doing.
Grian liked how often he got to fly in this line of work. CuteGuy the villain didn’t fly anywhere; he laid low, he scouted the streets from roofs of buildings, he stuck to the shadows. ‘Grian’ didn’t fly much either, not without a reason. Sometimes he’d fly just like anyone would go for a walk, but he liked doing something, he liked having places to go. As much as he loathed superhero culture- and the whole damn city for that matter- he loved this.
It wasn’t unusual for a crowd to gather at the scene of a fight or crime, but maybe Grian should have known that a crowd this large, this dense, was a red flag. It had been a couple hours since he’d set off into the city, so his guard was down, he was in the zone. He had just assumed someone was hurt. That people were trying to help or panicking. Clearing the crowd revealed otherwise.
Scar was laying on the sidewalk, still wearing his clashing clothes, signing a book from a fan before shooing them away while looking distinctly like the two of them were in on some sort of inside joke. He.. didn’t have his legs.
“CuteGuy!” Scar swooned, drawing a gloved hand across his forehead, “I have fallen and I can not get up! I need a handsome and capable superhero to assist me!”
Grian cringed, but despite the majority of people having backed up, no one seemed to actually have left, encircling the both of them in a tight barrier. Scar knew plenty well how their fans felt about the two of them, (Grian had stumbled upon some.. choice pieces of fanart before) and he’d never miss an opportunity to tease under the scrutiny of eager eyes. Though, there was something beautifully normal about that; the teasing, the invitation of banter. The kind of normalcy you long for, even when things aren’t well. (Even when Micah was never real, even after you lost a friend.)
“You’re plenty capable. This is a severe waste of my time.” Grian flapped his wings, not intending on leaving, just needing more space from the onlookers.
Scar watched him carefully, delight dancing across his face when he realized that Grian was going to stay. “Well of course, of course, but going all that distance walking on my hands? No no, I don’t think so! I don’t even want to think about the kinds of calluses I’d get! And it would take hours.”
“Serves you right. Did you make sure that call only wired to me?” Grian huffed, making a grand show of his annoyance since Scar couldn’t see the roll of his eyes. And.. well.. he couldn’t quite help himself with the crowd. Everyone gets a kick out of dramatics sometimes. “Where’d your legs run off to anyway?”
“Oh! Funny story! The Goat took them.”
“You paid him to do that?”
“That would have been a really good idea! But no. He just happened to see me, and after laughing at me for like ten minutes he said ‘iF yOu aRen’t uSinG thEsE tHen I wiLL’ like he does, you know him. It was a little ominous actually. I’m a bit worried. My doctors are going to be pissed when they find out, so personally, I would rather be delivering this news with legs in hand.”
“Oh my god.”
“Yeah. It’s not ideal. If it wasn’t already clear, I’m going to need help getting them back.”
“I hope you know how unbelievably a ‘you problem’ this is because I am not helping. Good luck hunting him down. First I’d recommend calling someone to bring you your chair.”
“No!” Scar jolted upright, proving just how capable he was of not laying pathetically on the concrete, “I want you! Look, look at me. Listen. Close your eyes.”
Grian made a face, scoffing to hide the hint of amusement that was threatening to show in his expression. “Do you want me to look at you or do you want me to close my eyes.”
“Listen. Imagine. HotGuy and CuteGuy: Dynamic Duo-!”
“This sounds awful.”
“-I’m up on your shoulders, we’re infiltrating The Goat’s home base together! You’re punching bad guys and I’m shooting my bow from above-“
“And how do you think you’re going to hang on, huh?” Grian interrupted, tapping his foot.
“Obviously I’d-“ Scar moved, seeming to realize too late he didn’t have the legs he was planning on using. This did not deter him, a sharp smirk splitting his smile, “Velcro!”
Grian snorted despite himself, “Yeah. That’d be perfect, wouldn’t it. I foresee zero issues.” With a great irritation that gripped him out of nowhere, Grian was suddenly aware of other voices, the crowd, speaking loudly amongst themselves. Someone started to chant his name. Another chanted ‘Velcro!’ That caught on much faster. Grian flapped his wings far more aggressively when the crowd began to close in, hitting civilians out of his personal bubble, but this didn’t seem to be very effective, anxiety crawling under his skin as the attention started to be too much. Scar seemed to notice, but despite his efforts to control the onlookers, they were too rowdy, too caught up in their excitement to listen.
“Goodbye.” Grian hissed, straining to be heard, and Scar half-shrugged, a possible attempt at apology.
“So that’s a no, then? You’ll fetch my legs at least, will you?”
“No.” Grian beat his wings hard, forcing civilians out of his way and prepping to take off.
“Oh! Okay! Have a nice day then!”
Grian was gone before he could hear another word, before any other body could brush the backs of his wings. Anger painfully out of proportion boiled in his stomach, spilling out and staining the rest of his insides in its pulsing fire. He wasn’t angry at Scar. Well. He could certainly blame Scar, luring him around and speaking like that, stoking the fire of fans who adored the both of them, but Grian hadn’t minded the show, he hadn’t even cared all too much that he’d been tricked, not when the resulting interaction felt so.. normal. He liked an act. He liked being CuteGuy. So why was he so upset? And maybe that was it. He was just angry for no reason, and that made him angrier, because despite everything, despite trying so damn hard, he was still broken.
He could punch someone about it. He wanted to punch someone about it. Cub wouldn’t want him to.
So he flew instead. Flew like he liked, fast and far and high until the air was too thin, then let himself fall, playing games with his life as he hurtled through the sky before catching himself under spread wings and doing all of it over again. Eventually he got tired. Eventually he had to stop. But the aftermath of a senseless episode still buzzed under his skin, nearly as unpleasant as the burn that caused it. Grian could feel it. He could feel it under his skin. He wanted to tear it out. He wanted to fly, exhaust himself until he couldn’t feel anything at all, but he was too tired, so instead he found himself gliding to Cub’s workplace. He didn’t know where else to go.
“CuteGuy-“ Cub’s manager was frightened by his sudden entrance, stumbling through the front door aggressively enough to rattle the attached bell into senseless noise.
“Hello Diane.”
“How do-“ but Grian cut her off with a frustrated groan, not caring to listen as he dragged himself to the back. Cub looked even more startled to see him than his manager did, though surprise quickly melted into concern when Grian collapsed into a pile of cardboard boxes. He grunted. They were not as soft as they looked.
“Ah CuteGuy, friend of HotGuy who I am friends with and know for this reason- it’s fine Diane, it’s fine, let me just- I can handle it.” Grian heard the soft arguing from the doorway, but didn’t care to say anything. He didn’t care to think. He just wanted to be better.
Eventually the door closed.
“Are you okay? Are you hurt?” Cub’s hand flew to his shoulder and Grian viscerally cringed, lips parting in silent discomfort until the hand was swiftly drawn back, “I’m sorry. Do you need me to call an ambulance? Are you okay? You’re not okay.”
“I’m not hurt,” Grian mumbled, narrowing his eyes against Cub’s panicked expression in his peripherie. “Angry. Stupid.”
Cub jolted in his recognition, gears shifting immediately. “Scar, then. Was it Scar? I mean, I can’t say I haven’t been keeping tabs on the news- social media, the like. I’ve seen more than a few videos- people are going kinda nuts over nothing in my opinion but- It was too much. I’ll tell Scar to stop bugging you, he’ll stop.”
“It’s not Scar. I don’t care about Scar.”
Cub made a bit of a face, enough for Grian to tell he wasn’t so sure about that, but Cub didn’t voice the thought, instead asking, “What happened?”
“Nothing happened. Nothing.”
“Is- I’m struggling a little with the tone, man.”
“I don’t know! I was fine, I was kinda having fun and then I just wasn’t and out of nowhere everything just sucked and I was so mad and that’s not supposed to happen to me! Nothing happened and I wanted to rip out my hair and punch things and I didn’t, but now I just feel stupid! Why is my brain so fucking dumb.”
Grian let his head drop, face down in a pile of cardboard, but Cub didn’t move, intense in his silence. Eventually he sat down, right on the floor. “I need to break these down anyway,” he hummed, almost subconsciously as he leaned to grab something off his desk. The next couple minutes were filled with the sound of a boxcutter against tape and cardboard. It wasn’t awful.
“Do you want to know what I think?” Cub asked, not much more than a whisper. Not like he was sad or anything either, just focused on the task at hand.
“Okay,” Grian mumbled, the word coming out entirely indecipherable as anything but a noise of assent.
“I think you were nervous this morning. I think maybe you had an alright day, but got overwhelmed near the end. You can be having a good time and still get overwhelmed. There were a lot of people around you from what I could tell; it looked kinda claustrophobic.”
“But I didn’t- I didn’t care. It was like a switch in my brain just flipped! No build up!”
“Sometimes that’s how it happens. Sometimes there is build up and you just don’t notice until it’s too late. It’s not always so simply defined. There’s not always a reason. And there doesn’t have to be. You’re not regressing because you had a bad day, Grian. You’re not stupid.”
“I feel awful.”
Out of the corner of Grian’s eye, he saw Cub nod. “Yeah. I get it.” Cub continued with the boxes and Grian didn’t speak, only shuffling a little to grant easier access to the few he was laying on. But Cub stopped almost abruptly after breaking down one box, the room blanketed in a meaningful silence. “Have I told you yet? How damn proud of you I am?”
The question jolted Grian out of his daze. He didn’t know what to say. How to respond. “I haven’t done anything.”
“Of course you have. You’ve been dealt a pretty shitty hand of cards, but you haven’t stopped working with them. You haven’t given up. And you have your moments, you have bad weeks, bad months, but you still pick yourself back up at the end of today. I think you’ve grown. I don’t think Grian from a couple months ago would have walked away from the crowd and taken his anger somewhere better. I don’t think Grian from a couple months ago would have come to me. I respect you, Grian. You’ve come so damn far. I’m proud of you.”
Grian shook his head. “I haven’t done anything. It’s all you. I don’t pick myself up at all, you’re just pushing me back on my feet.”
“I haven’t known a single person that overcomes any of these kinds of challenges without support. That doesn’t make you any less capable, Grian. You’re still standing on your own two feet. I am proud of you.”
Discomfort burned in Grian’s chest. Cub didn’t get it. He didn’t understand. “It’s all for you. I’m only here because of you.”
“Having a strong motivator doesn’t discount all the hard work you’ve put in for yourself. You want to be better, Grian. You give your blood, sweat, and tears to make it happen. I’m not just dragging you along. You go to therapy and work your ass off. You keep track of your meds. You make the decision to walk away when all of you wants to haul off and kick someone’s shit in. You do it. You. And maybe most impressively, every time you fail, get arrested, relapse into old behavior, you peel yourself right off the concrete and try again. And there’s nothing harder than that. So that’s why I’m proud. That’s why I will always be proud. You’re a good man, Grian. You’re good.”
Grian didn’t know what to do with that. A soft chill rippled through his form, shaking him in his entirety despite its gentle nature. All of him felt so heavy. His lungs were full of lead.
“Can I have a hug?” A meek question, but he didn’t care.
“Of course.”
Cub’s touch sent another wave of coolness riding through his veins, contracting his muscles, making him sick and heavy and limp. And then, slowly, a steady march that began in his chest and spread outward; warmth. A soft, perfect warmth. The kind of love that could make anyone believe they were something to be proud of.
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variety-fangirl · 2 years ago
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🔥🔥 body worship/praise with tasm!peter parker please!
Perfect To Me / tasm!Peter Parker x fem!reader
Summary: Peter is a giver, loving to focus his time on your pleasure than his own. So, when you aren't feeling particularly good about your appearance, Peter helps show you just how beautiful you are to him.
Warnings: 18+ NO MINORS SHOO not much! Smut (unprotected p in v, praise kink, pet names (baby, princess, good girl), female oral receiving, light face grabbing, slight overstimulation), reader feeling unhappy in her appearance, mention of mental health issues and self-esteem, lmk if I missed anything!
Author's note: thank you so much for requesting! I love this idea 😍 hope this turns out how you wanted! I loved the idea, sorry it took so long to do, life's been hectic lately 😅. College has been kicking my ass haha. Liking, commenting, and reblogging really help me out. Thank you!
To anybody who's ever felt bad about themselves, their appearance, or felt like they weren't good enough: you are beautiful, no matter what you or anyone else thinks. You will always be good enough, strong enough, beautiful enough, and worth enough, please talk to someone if you need support, don't suffer alone! 💜💜
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You arrived home to your shared apartment with Peter after a long day at work, your feet aching and your back sore. Today was a particularly hard day, you'd been overly tired and not feeling the best mentally as of late, and so your performance at work dipped a little. You made a few small mistakes and had a customer yell rude comments at you, making you feel worse. All you had thought about all day was getting home and taking a hot shower. Peter watched as you closed the door behind you, took off your shoes and coat, and went to the bathroom without saying a word. He frowned at the sound of the shower running and your light sniffles, shaky breaths leaving you. Peter got up from the couch and made his way to you, it wasn't often that he saw you like this but when he did, he knew what he needed to do.
You sobbed as you stood under the warm sprays of the shower, water flowing down your aching muscles. You looked down at your body and frowned, unhappy with the way you looked. Especially when that one man called you worthless and pathetic at work for making a minor mistake, it fuelled the insecurity and hate you already felt in yourself. You already had a rough few weeks of feeling down and bad about yourself, you didn't need the added extra bullshit from random arseholes at your place of work. The tears continued to fall quickly down your cheeks, mixing with the warm shower water. All you wanted was to have a nice shower, use your favourite body lotion and spray, and get into bed with your boyfriend to cuddle.
You sigh as you hear the bathroom door open, the gentle patter of feet walking across the cold tiles in your direction. You heard shuffling and gentle thuds of objects landing on the floor, and the clinking of the metal rings of the shower curtain being moved. Peter got in behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and leaning over to kiss your neck. The overwhelming feeling of your loving boyfriend's comfort pushes you over the edge, more tears breaking free as a sob escapes. Your body shakes in Peter's arms as he holds you, hands grabbing to pull him closer as he whispers sweet nothings in your ear. Peter understood you so well, better than you know yourself sometimes, that he provided you with what you needed without having to ask. It made you feel so loved, cared for, and listened to. He took the time to make notes of what you needed in times of need and struggle, showering you with love and affection.
As your tears stopped and your breathing went back to normal, you started to wash your body to actually shower. You didn't really feel any better but the crying allowed you to release some of the tension you had felt about everything over the last couple of weeks. The soapy loofa was grabbed from your hands by Peter, "let me take care of you, baby, just relax." he whispered in your ear, placing a gentle affectionate kiss on the side of your neck. You nod, a soft sob escaping as you let your loving boyfriend wash you. You appreciated that he was taking care of you without prompt, he genuinely wanted to make you feel better and do what he could to show you he cared. You sometimes wondered how you managed to get someone so loving and thoughtful, someone, who so selflessly helped others without anything in return.
Peter took his time in caring for you, making sure he was attentive in his actions. He took extra special attention when washing your hair with your favourite shampoo and conditioner, scratching his fingers across your scalp to loosen as much tension as possible. He made sure to lather every inch of your body in your favourite body wash, giving your back a light massage as he went. With every action he could feel your body relaxing against him, your back gently and slowly slumping against his chest. A soft moan of appreciation leaves you as he works on your shoulders, your mouth hanging open as the tight knots loosen and your sore muscles begin to feel less tense. You could feel Peter harden against your ass, and despite how you were feeling, you could feel your pussy become wet with arousal.
"Sorry baby, you're just so beautiful and when you make those little noises, I can't help it," he whispers into your neck, his voice shaky and almost breathless. His hands travelled down to your waist, holding you as close to him as he possibly could. You couldn't help the thought that popped into your mind, the insecurities and self-doubt still looming in the back of your mind. "I'm not" it slipped out before you could catch it, before you could stop the dreaded words from leaving your mouth. You knew Peter would hate that you were doubting yourself and take it personally, feeling that he wasn't loving you enough for there to be doubt. You felt Peter's hands tense on your waist, his fingers digging in but not enough to hurt you, he wasn't happy.
"What?" he muttered, turning you to face him, his tone hurt and filled with disbelief. You face him slowly, keeping your eyes on his naked wet chest to avoid his intense stare. You sigh, "I'm not beautiful." you whisper, exhausted with your current mental state, just wishing you could believe his words. Peter grabs your chin firmly and forces you to look at him, a gasp leaving you at his force, he'd never been this harsh with you before. "Look at me, you stop that right now. You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid my eyes on," Peter grabs your hand and places it on his throbbing hard cock, "look at what you do to me, I'm so hard for you baby." He groans as your fingers grasp him firmly, wrapping around his massive length.
You whimper as he lightly fucks your hand, his face moving into the crook of your neck. "You're so beautiful," he whispers breathlessly as he works his lips across the wet skin, sucking to leave marks in the areas he knew were particularly sensitive to his touch. "I'm going to show you, you want that?" he asks as he stops his actions and pulls back to look at you for reassurance and the 'okay' to continue, he knew you'd had a bad day and didn't want to push you if you didn't want to do anything. He smiles as you nod, his lips connecting with yours in a passionate kiss. As his mouth explored yours, he reached behind you to turn the shower off and led you to the middle of the bathroom. He broke away to gently dry you both, neither wanting to have a wet bed to sleep in that night.
You lay down on your back on the bed, wet with anticipation of what Peter had in mind. His mouth latches onto your left nipple, licking and sucking while his hand plays with the other, pinching the swollen nub in his fingertips. Your panting with need, eyes watching his every action. You watch as Peter kisses his way down your body, taking his time and teasing you as much as possible until you were squirming with need. When he finally reaches where you need him most after what felt like hours but was probably only ten minutes, you're dripping with arousal. His fingers dip into your needy hole with ease, slipping straight into you to the knuckles without restraint, "Jesus baby! Your so wet for me, such a good girl." You whimper at the praise, your pussy clenching around his fingers inside you.
Peter slowly pumps his fingers in and out of your pussy as his mouth attaches to your clit, earning a gentle whimper of approval from you. You can feel him smile against you, his eyes staring up at you with a look of pure hunger and lust, it felt so intense that you had to look away. You felt Peter's mouth move away, your head snapping back to wonder why he'd stopped. "Nu-uh, you watch me, princess. Don't take your eyes off me," he commanded, waiting for your nod before continuing. You give him what he wanted, making sure to keep your eyes on him as he worked you closer to your orgasm with each passing moment, his fingers still pumping slowly. He didn't take his eyes from yours, making sure you were watching him pleasure you, he wanted you to see how much he enjoyed pushing you over the edge.
Peter knew you were close when he felt you clench around his fingers harshly and fingers pulled at his hair, your back arching and mouth open wide with panting breaths. It took everything in you not to look away or close your eyes as you came all over his fingers and mouth, explosions of pure pleasure clouding your vision. Peter's crash to yours, allowing you to taste yourself on his tongue as he explored your mouth. He wasted no time in lining himself up with your dripping entrance, looking at you for permission. You nodded frantically, needing him to fuck all the bad thoughts away. You both gasp as he slowly entered you, your slick allowing him to thrust fully to the hilt without pain or struggle. You were so wet and ready for him that you asked him to move immediately, "fuuuuuck baby, you're so goddamn wet for me." Peter groaned, the sound of your juices filling the room along with skin slapping.
His thrusts were quick, dragging against your walls with precision to hit all the right angles, and slamming back into you with intent. His cock hit your g-spot repeatedly, his finger returning to your clit in slow circles to stimulate you further. "Fuck Peter." you moaned loudly, head thrown back, nails dragging down the skin of his back. You felt like you were going to explode with all the pleasure coursing through your body, pushing you over the edge once again with a loud scream of Peter's name. He slowed his thrusts down once you rode your high, taking a slow but passionate pace instead. Peter's hands roamed your body, appreciating every dip and curve, every perfectly imperfect inch of you that he loved unconditionally.
"I love you, baby, you're so perfect to me." Peter moaned as he pulled you into a mind-numbingly passionate kiss, one that took your breath away as he pulled away to nestle into the crook of your neck. "I love you too, so fucking much." you sobbed, tears flowing down your cheeks, your body was overwhelmed with blissful pleasure and intense adoration from your boyfriend. "So so perfect," Peter whispered to himself with a deep groan as he secured your legs around his waist and pulled your body close to his, cradling your head in between his arms so you could stare into one another eyes as he fucked you senseless. You could feel another orgasm approaching despite your clit throbbing with overstimulation, "you can give me another one baby, you've been so good for me. Cum with me." Peter pecked your lips as his thumb found its way to your clit, pushing you over the edge.
You scream as you see stars in your vision, your whole body shaking in ecstasy. Your pussy clenching harshly around Peter's cock sent him over the edge, his hot cum filling you over and over again as he rode you both your highs. Peter collapsed on top of you, both sweaty panting messes, careful though not to crush you. You both took a moment to catch your breaths as you bask in the euphoric bliss and try to regain feeling in your body again. Once Peter's cock softens inside you he gently pulls out and grabs a washcloth to clean you. You wince with sensitivity as he tries his best to gently clean you, kissing your thighs as he goes along to apologise. Tiredness overtook you once again, you knew you'd get a good night's sleep tonight.
Peter lies on his back and pulls you to lie on top of him, his large warm arms enveloping you, they made you feel safe and loved, wanted by the one person who always managed to make everything better. Peter continued to whisper sweet nothings and compliments into your ear as his lips kiss every inch of skin he could reach without disturbing you, his fingertips tracing gentle patterns over your skin until you fell asleep. Peter would remind you however many times it would take to convince you that you were beautiful, and to him, you would always be beautiful in his eyes no matter what. His beautiful perfect girl.
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{The Final Straw (18+)}
Adam x GN!Reader
Summary: You just can't take it anymore. You've held it together for as long as you could, but the call of your inner child beckons like a warm towel fresh out of the dryer after a shower. (The first time you regress in front of your boyfriend, Adam. AU where Adam survives the battle against the sinners and the rules are changed to allow sinners to be redeemed.)
[warnings: daddy dom dynamic, fingering, bath sex, oral sex, overstimulation, Adam being Adam]
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Your body felt like lead as you dragged yourself home. Today was just not your day. Being an ambassador for all the newly reformed sinners was no easy task, especially with the former exorcists on your ass about it all. Adam, at the very least, had learned his lesson after losing the battle against Charlie and her friends.
You didn't sleep at all last night, and when you did finally manage to fall unconscious, your alarm began to blare in your ears and you had to drag yourself out the door. On your way to work, someone bumped into you and made you spill your coffee all over yourself. When you finally sat down at your desk, your head began to throb, and did so the entire day.
Shutting the door to your apartment, you don't even bother locking it as you kick your shoes off and toss your keys aside. Rubbing your temples, you head straight to the medicine cabinet and take some painkillers, downing a glass of water along with them. All you wanted to do was sit down with some comfort food and watch your favorite show.
As you open the fridge, you hear the front door open and shut, followed by Adam's obnoxious voice cutting through the sweet silence of your home.
"Hey babe, you home? The door was open so I just let myself in."
You turn, sighing, and call out to him.
"Yeah, I'm in the kitchen."
Adam, bless his heart, was still learning how to respect your boundaries and generally be less of a douche. He follows your voice and finds you leaning on the counter, disheveled with a sour look on your face.
"Damn, who shat in your Cheerios?" He chuckles upon seeing your face, giving you a quick kiss on the cheek. You groan, leaning into his shoulder.
"Today was complete ass. I just wanna lie on the couch and do nothing for the rest of the day."
"Now you're speakin' my language! Make up some grub and I'll fire up the boob tube." Adam turns and heads to the living room, vaulting over the couch and landing on it smoothly. You roll your eyes, but smile nonetheless.
After fixing yourself your favorite meal and grabbing a drink from the fridge, you sigh contentedly, so glad to be home and finally able to relax. Unfortunately, the day doesn't seem to be done with you just yet, and as you turn to step into the living room, you slip.
The breath leaves your lungs as time slows, and you watch helplessly as the plate of food slips through your fingers while you fall backwards. You shut your eyes, arms reflexively shooting behind you to catch yourself.
CRASH!
You land flat on your bottom, covered in what was supposed to be your dinner. You look around helplessly at the mess, your heart dropping into your stomach. Adam comes rushing in, concerned and confused.
"What the fuck was that? Babe, are you- Oh shit." Adam stops as soon as he sees you, and cannot help but burst out laughing. "Haha! Ha! Oh my god, look at your face! Ahaha!!"
As he laughed at your misfortune, you feel the last bit of thread keeping you tethered snap.
That's it, that was the last straw.
As Adam continues to belt it out, all sense of adulthood drains from your body. Your lower lip quivers, and you slump over, head hanging low. As quiet sobs begin to wrack your body, Adam freezes.
The hell were you doing? Usually, whenever you were upset, you'd just yell and storm off. He was even expecting you to throw some of the food you had spilled at him. But this? This was... different. This wasn't like you.
"Uhh, babe?" He asked cautiously. "You okay?"
You didn't answer, just let out a loud wail, snot trailing down your lip. Adam jumps, eyes blown wide like someone had just tried to pull a knife on him.
"Woah, hey!! What's with the waterworks!?" He kneels down, brushing the food from your lap awkwardly. "S'not that big a deal, it's just food. You can always get more!" Adam tries to comfort you, but it's like you can't even hear him. You bring your hands to your face to cover your eyes with your balled up fists, shoulders heaving with heavy sobs.
"Aw, geeze." He's completely caught off guard, and has no clue how to handle a situation like this. He was never one for physical affection, but seeing you so upset stirs something within him. Something unfamiliar. Listening to his instincts, he reaches out towards you, wrapping his arms around you and patting your back.
"H-hey, it's alright. Look at me..." Adam tilts your chin up with his thumb and forefinger, urging you to drop your guard. You allow your hands to fall away, and watch as he removes his mask to look at you face to face. It's the first time you've ever seen him so worried.
"I'm here, okay? No need for all that crying." His expression is soft for once, his blue eyes locked on your own. "Sorry for laughing at ya like that, guess I still got some stuff to learn."
You sniffle, and nod, accepting his apology. He offers you a small smile, and helps you to stand. Your legs are wobbly, so you clutch onto his arm tight. Again, something quite out of character for yourself. He raises an eyebrow at you as you nuzzle into his shoulder, humming lowly, bringing your thumb to your mouth.
"Babe? Uh.. are you good?"
"Mmmn.." You shake your head, gazing up at him with sad eyes. He shifts uncomfortably, scratching the back of his head.
"You uh... You should get cleaned up. You're a giant mess." He says, chuckling lightly, brushing the hair from your face. Your eyes light up, and you speak your first word since breaking down.
"Bath?" You ask, tone hopeful.
"Uh, yeah... Say, did you hit your head when you fell?"
You pout, shaking your head. "No! 'M just small..."
Okay, you definitely hit your head. Why else would you be acting so strange? Adam decides that, as much as this weirded him out, he should probably care for you while you're all loopy. After all, what kind of boyfriend would he be if he just left you after you'd hurt yourself?
With his mind made up, he takes your hand and leads you down the hall to your bathroom, you waddling behind him.
As he flicks on the light and removes his helmet, you stand against the wall, waiting patiently while he draws a bath. Thumb still in your mouth, you rock back and forth on your heels, watching him intently as he tests the water to make sure it's not too hot. In the very back of your mind, your regular self is panicked, trying their best to figure out how in the world you're going to explain all this.
Your child self cares not, though. They simply suck on your finger, humming contentedly as they eye the bubble bath sitting next to the faucet. Their, or rather, your eyes sparkle. Adam notices the look on your face, and sees what you're admiring. He chuckles, and picks up the bottle.
"You want a bubble bath? Sure thing, babe. I gotcha." He flips the cap and pours more than a generous amount into the tub, and you wiggle excitedly as you watch the bubbles begin to froth. Adam can't help but smile at you.
"You need some help getting outta those clothes?"
Shyly, you nod, face heating up. You let Adam lift your shirt over your head, and you feel his eyes looking you up and down, a small smirk playing on his lips. He kneels down and hooks his fingers underneath the waistband of your bottoms, slowly sliding them down along with your underwear, leaving you completely bare. He hovers for a moment, resisting the urge to slide his tongue along your sex, and then stands.
"There you go, sweet cheeks. C'mon, let's get ya washed up." He takes your hand, and leads you to the tub, which is half full now and shimmering with bubbles. Putting his hand to your back, he steadies you as you step in, the hot water sending goosebumps across your skin. You shiver, and giggle, slowly lowering yourself into the tub. Adam's eyes wander over your body, admiring your backside and the dimpled skin.
As you settle down, and Adam tries to quell the rising tent in between his legs, he grabs a sponge and lathers it up with soap. He presses it to your skin, and begins to gently swipe over your shoulders, scrubbing at your back. Your muscles begin to relax, and you let out a relieved sigh. You bring your knees to your chest and wrap your arms around them, shutting your eyes and losing yourself in the sensation.
"That feel good, baby? God, you're so cute." Adam coos, licking his teeth. You hum, swaying back and forth happily.
"Yes, daddy~"
Adam's heart stops, experiencing a visceral reaction. His hand squeezes the sponge so tight it nearly rips, he bites down on his lip so hard it starts to bleed, and his cock painfully twitches as blood rapidly pulses to it. His eyes blown wide, he growls.
"Fuck, baby, is that what this is? You need me to be your daddy?" He leans in close, his hot breath hitting your earlobe, causing you to tremble. "Well shit, darling. I can do that."
Adam sets the sponge down, and quickly removes his robe, sliding into the tub right behind you. He pulls you close to him, pressing his length against your back, and nibbles at your ear. You giggle and gasp, writhing against him.
"Hee hee, daddy! That feels funny!" You squeal as his tongue darts out to lick at the spot where his teeth just were. He smiles wickedly, wrapping his arms around your middle and massaging your soft skin in his soapy fingers.
"Funny good, sweetie?" He asks, voice husky. You nod, wriggling against him, brushing up against his cock and eliciting a small groan from him.
One of his hands dip down between your thighs, fingers grazing over your most sensitive area, making you chirp and lean into his touch.
"D-daddy~!" You whine. Adam chuckles, and begins stroking you with the pads of his fingers.
"What? Daddy's just making sure you're all clean down there." He teases, rolling you around and playing you like his guitar. His fingers were skilled and strong, making you come undone far too quickly. You lean back, laying your head across his shoulder, granting him access to your neck.
He bites down, and you cry out, the pleasure and pain melding together so deliciously it makes your heart race. He ruts up against you, huffing and grunting while he runs his tongue over your reddening skin.
You lose yourselves in each other, forgetting about the rising water and the prospect of getting clean. All that matters is that you're in daddy's arms, and he's making you feel so, so good. You grind up into his touch as he rubs you just right, the pressure steadily building further and further.
"D-daddyyy...."
Adam's other hand comes up to wrap around your neck, gripping just enough to make you feel dizzy.
"Who's Daddy's good little angel? Hm?" His breath is hot and labored as his hips thrust in time with his assault on your sex.
"Mm... me..?" You mumble, head foggy and mind racing.
"That's right, sweetheart. It's you!" He praises you, pressing his lips to your cheek. "Fuck, you're so, so precious."
Adam's hands leave you, and for a moment you're disappointed, until you realize that he's lifting you up by your thighs and positioning you over his throbbing cock. You look down, unable to see anything through the bubbles, but feel the tip prodding at your entrance.
"You want daddy's dick? Want daddy to pound that sweet little hole of yours?" His voice is low, gravely, and hungry. You quiver, and beg him.
"Y-yes, daddy, please!"
That's all he needs to hear as he practically drops you onto him, filling you instantly and making you choke. He bottoms out, your insides squeezing him, pulse racing. Your vision goes blurry.
"Fuck, baby, fuuuuuck!" He hisses, one hand gripping your hip and the other snaking back around to toy with your most sensitive spot. "Goddamnit, you're so fuckin' tight! Oh, fuck yeah!"
The water spills over the edge of the tub as Adam bounces you up and down, snapping his hips up and rolling you onto his length. You squeal as he squeezes and rubs your sex, pressure building rapidly once again and threatening to overtake you. He groans, gasping into your ear, licking a stripe up your neck. The water is so warm, and Adam's touch is so heated, you begin to sweat.
"This what you needed, baby? Needed daddy to take over and make you feel good?" He whispers. All you're able to do is let out a wobbly noise of approval, a gentle sob caught in your throat. Your climax mounts, and you desperately pat at his arm to signal to him that.
"Oh, is baby close? Gonna cum all over daddy's dick? That sure was quick!" Adam huffs, his thrusts becoming sloppier. "Fuck, cum for daddy, baby. Cum for me."
Your body convulses and you scream, muscles spasming and squeezing Adam's cock. Your toes curl, stars exploding behind your eyes as white hot pleasure rips through your entire body.
"DADDY~!"
The water overflows, spilling everywhere onto the floor. Neither of you seem to notice as Adam fucks you through your orgasm, your name spilling out over his lips over and over like a prayer.
"Oh fuck, baby, baby, babyyy... So good... You feel so good on daddy's cock~" His voice nearly cracks, not giving you a moment to rest, chasing his own climax desperately. You squeal and writhe, becoming overstimulated and nearly sobbing as Adam continues to pound into you.
"Duh... Daddy! Too much! S'too much!" Your voice comes out a slur, tongue lolling out, your body not knowing how to process it all.
"Aw, too much darlin'? Alright, let daddy fix it." He stands, lifting you up with him, and removes you from his dick. It pops out, bouncing, wet with your slick and hard as a rock. He turns the water off, and places you on the counter, leaning over you and pumping himself in his hand. Using his free hand, he lifts your knee up and lines himself back up with your trembling hole. You bite your lip.
"Just relax, sweet pea. Daddy will be gentle." He pushes himself forward, the head slipping into you easily. You gasp, the intrusion making your hair stand on end. Carefully, Adam rocks his hips back and forth, letting out a deep, gutteral moan.
"Fuuuuuck, yeah, baby..." He leans over you, his arms on either side of you, encasing you, trapping you underneath him. With each thrust, he pushes a little deeper, grunts a little harder. Drool starts to pool in his mouth and spills out, dripping down onto your chest.
As he gazes down at you, unable to control himself, he lifts his hand and grabs you by the jaw, squeezing it until your mouth opens wide enough for him to stick his tongue inside. You accept, allowing him to press his lips to yours while his hot tongue dances with your own. Your eyes roll into the back of your head as you whine, his tongue delving deeper and deeper, tasting you and savoring you.
The sound of wet, sloppy kissing fills the room, along with the 'plap plap plap' of Adam's balls smacking against your ass with his measured thrusts. He reaches that sweet spot deep inside of you that has your vision turning white, and you wrap your arms around his shoulders, squirming and humming, feeling a second orgasm building in your gut.
Adam pulls away, his brow furrowed with sweat dripping from it, a smug grin on his face. "You gonna cum again, sweet baby? Let daddy feel you squeeze his cock real good."
His words push you over the edge easily, and you come undone underneath him, squirting all over his soft tummy and yelling out for him.
"D-daddy! Daddy!!"
"Oh fuck, just like that baby, yeah! God, you're so fucking cute. Daddy's gonna cum. Gonna cum deep inside ya'. You want daddy's cum, precious?" His voice is deep, sending a chill through you.
"Yes, daddy, yes!! Fill me up with your cum!"
With one, two, three more harsh thrusts, Adam cries out, spilling his seed into you, pumping rope after rope of the sticky fluid all over your insides. He gasps and pants and shivers, riding out his high as long as he can, grabbing your face in his hands and pressing a sloppy kiss to you.
Finally, he slows, and leans back, admiring his work as he catches his breath. Your belly is slightly bloated, his cock acting as a plug to keep it all inside you. He presses his palm to it, causing you to groan and wiggle, feeling far too full.
"Nnng... daddy's cum.. so full..."
Adam shushes you, placing a finger to your lips.
"You did such a good job, baby. Daddy's so proud of you." He smiles, his shoulders still heaving. His cock grows soft, and his sparkling cum starts to leak out. Quickly, he pulls himself out, and kneels down to catch it all on his tongue.
"Fuck, you taste so good baby." His gentle praises excite you as he dips his tongue into your spent hole, scooping out the still hot spunk and swallowing it down greedily. You gasp, watching him do something so lewd makes your heart race.
He finishes up, and trails his tongue back up to your quivering sex, wrapping his mouth around it and sucking gently. Yelping in surprise, you bite down on your lip, groaning in satisfaction.
"Ah, daddy, yes-!"
Your legs wrap themselves around his head as he pleasures you, thrumming his tongue against your aching groin. Nothing in this world felt sweeter than Adam's lithe tongue dancing over your most sensitive area. The coil inside you begins winding tighter and tighter, your release rushing up on you faster than you expect.
"Daddy, w-wait, I-!" The coil snaps, and a nearly inhuman screech leaves your hoarse throat as his tongue assaults you. Wave after wave of dizzying pleasure courses through you, and you arch your back into his mouth, squirting once again.
Adam drinks it up happily, slowing his movements and letting you come down gently. Your mind goes completely blank, all that consumes your thoughts is him as you gasp for air.
As he pulls away, he brings you to his chest, cradling you and cooing into your ear.
"Shh, good job, my little angel. You made daddy feel so good. I love you so much."
As you come back down to earth, Adam lifts you and rocks you back and forth in his arms. Using his magic, he cleans up the huge mess in an instant, and places you carefully back into the warm tub. He begins to wash you gently, brushing the hair from your face. You hum, leaning back and allowing him to clean you, fully satisfied and eyelids heavy.
As he scrubs you, you feel yourself begin to nod off. Adam notices, and finishes up quickly, rinsing you and lifting you up and out into a warm towel.
He carries your dozing form to the bedroom, where he slips the two of you underneath the covers and snuggles you close. You sigh, and give him a soft kiss on the nose.
"Thank you, daddy..."
"Anything for my little rock star."
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mintylovesredsocks · 3 months ago
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Snippet of Chapter 6 of the Evil!Red fic
“What is there here?” Red muttered aloud, kicking some of the dirt on the ground beneath them. “Seems like an average woods to me.”
“Maybe it’s something hidden,” Chloe suggested, taking a step forward. “We’ll have to have a thorough look around.”
Red rolled her eyes.
“Here we go again with the excessive detail,” Red huffed. “I’m surprised you haven’t taken us to the exact spot marked on the map by working out the centimeter to meter ratio and multiplying it by seven or whatever.”
Chloe’s eyes lit up slightly. “Do you think that would work?”
Red stared at her plainly before placing her hand on her forehead in disdain. “No, no. We’ll look around here. Just, don’t take too long. I want to try and get to some of the other locations today too.”
“You’re ambitious,” Chloe murmured. She walked over to a nearby tree and knelt down next to it. Eyeing the ground carefully, she began to poke at the soil with a random twig.
“I’m being realistic,” Red corrected. Chloe glanced back at her inquisitively, raising a brow. “Alice isn’t going to let us stay forever. She’s already suspicious of us.”
Writing this chapter has been DIFFICULT. I am struggling rn icl. Idk what it is about this chapter but it's been a pain in my ass, so sorry about the wait. I've got a first draft but I am not loving how it's turned out so I'm thinking I'll have to give it a read over before I post it. Loving the direction of the plot, but not loving how I've written the chapter specifically. It's feeling a little rushed. So bare w me, I promise it'll be worth the wait! We'll see lots of Red and Chloe moments I promise !!
Oh also I have a holiday coming up so Chapter 7 might be slightly delayed bc idk how much time I'll have to write whilst I'm away. I'm thinking it will be a slightly longer chapter tho so hopefully that'll make up for it haha! Anyway, enough of the personal ranting, hope you enjoy the update once it's out!
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mossmutant · 8 months ago
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Fanart I did of MC Bat Commander and Oderus Urungus
If there’s one band who can kick GWAR’s ass, and has done so canonically, it’s The Aquabats!
If there’s something I’m very obsessed with, it’s the GWAR vs. The Aquabats radioplay from the Ska Parade Radio back in the late 90s. It’s no secret/surprise that I’m a fan of GWAR…and now of course of The Aquabats, and it was all because of this LOL. Many fellow Aquabats fans already know, but I actually got into them because of GWAR and based my fan character around the radioplay. When I first listened to it back in November, I immediately took interest in the ‘Bats and got so hooked on them, haha. I started this artwork back in December, and I slowly worked on it here and there until today when I finished it…but regardless of how long it took to complete I just HAD to do fan art! And it’s nice to finally have done artwork of my favs together…I also have some more in WIP too!
Anywayyysss, blah blah blah. Yadda yadda, ppbbbbbttt!! Thanks for reading, stay rad folks.
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ttwt episode 3
“Last time, on Total Takes World Tour: we dropped off our contestants in Seoul, South Korea- literally! Though they survived the fall, not everyone survived the challenge- after losing half their players, Team Mojo was doomed from the start, and ultimately took the fall- leading to Frollo’s real fall, haha. Mal made some brand new enemies, and Bonnie showed off their soft side when they made buddies with Julia- aw. Who will be falling from altitude next? Will anyone survive today’s challenge? Find out now, on Total Takes: World Tour!”
The inside of first class is illuminated with light classical music, mood lighting, and the smell of fresh pain au chocolat. Kelly and Staci are lounging with their feet up and cucumbers over their eyes, Phillip is busy writing in a thick journal (while giving everyone sideways glances) and Bonnie is absent-mindedly toying with their Switch. 
Max walks into the cabin holding a small bag. “Bathroom’s full. Is anyone here afraid of needles?” then, after a short pause. “Oh, right. I don’t care.”
He sits down next to Bonnie and rolls up his pant leg, then starts unpacking some medical supplies. The latter looks up from their switch curiously. “Whatcha got there?”
“Heroin,” he says plainly, lightly pinching his thigh with one hand and readying a needle with the other. It suddenly hits Bonnie and their face goes blank. 
“Oh. I didn’t know, sorry,”
“It’s fine. Not like I’d be getting any more privacy in the Orwellian nightmare bathroom back there,” he says, not breaking a sweat as he finishes up the injection. 
Kelly leans over the back of their seat. “I do patches,”
“Congratulations,”
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Ass wakes up with a long stretch, groaning as they work the kinks out of their back from the bumpy and uncomfortable ride. The sound of merry chatting is like nails on a chalkboard to them as Joner and Sha-Mod discuss their upcoming album from across the cabin. 
“I mean, we both have great ideas,” Joner says. 
Sha-Mod nods. “Really great ideas,”
“But it’s not fair to make big decisions without McLovin,”
He thinks for a second, then shrugs. “I guess you’re right. Sucks that we can’t all be here,”
“Tell me about it,” Joner sighs, looking at his teammates. “You gotta promise not to get kicked off. I need you now more than ever, buddy.”
“I swear it! If we go down, we go down together,”
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SHA-MOD: “Okay, Joner’s my friend and all, but… I’m starting to think maybe this time apart from each other, and MC is good. We’re all a little… What's the word… codeperous!”
From outside the bathroom, Max’s voice shouts “THAT IS NOT A WORD!”
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Chris’ voice blares over the loudspeakers. “Goooood morning! All campers report to the galley in five for the deets on your next challenge,” 
Economy class grumbles and starts unbuckling themselves for the depressing walk to the tiny eating area. 
---
Chris is standing on the metal picnic table in the center of the room, wearing a viking hat and fake beard. “Welcome to Iceland! Land of the vikings and reduced alphabets!” Chris says. “In just a moment, we’ll be right over some of the most famous hot springs in the world, where I’ll give you the deets on your next challenge. Before then, I’d suggest buckling up- this landing’s gonna be bumpy!”
The teens look at each other and then rush towards the nearest seats, buckling in fast as the plane hits a massive wall of turbulence, shaking everyone like they’re inside a blender. Chris laughs with glee and the plane promptly lands. 
Now dizzy and disoriented, the teens take a moment to collect themselves before unbuckling, but Chris is already five steps ahead of them. He throws open the doors and shouts, “HELLOOOOO, Iceland!” to crickets. 
The plane sits atop an ice sheet in the middle of nowhere. “Um. Where are we?”
Chef walks up to the door behind him. “It’s Iceland,”
“No it isn’t!”
Chef looks across the empty ice sheet. “I see ice. I see land. Iceland,”
“Chef,” Chris sighs, massaging his temples. “Where are we on the map?”
“Big island thingy by Newfoundland,”
“Greenland! We’re in Greenland!” Chris shouts. “What can we even do in Greenland?!”
“That’s not my job,” Chef shrugs and disappears back to the pilot’s quarters. Chris groans. “Okay, okay. Does anyone here know anything about Greenland?”
Silence. The teens look between each other silently and Chris sighs. “Okay, fine. Everyone out. We’re gonna walk across the ice sheet til we find something,”
The entire group groans and follows Chris out into the cold. The wind is blowing snow across the sheet and everyone is shivering as the host zips up his parka and loudly sips from a Thermos. “Mmm. Hot chocolate really lifts my spirits,” 
“I am going. To kill him,” Ass grumbles, wrapping their arms around themselves. “Or myself.”
“Ugh, don’t you dare leave me with Mal,” Courtney says, trudging along. 
Near the back of the group, Mal rambles on happily about her favorite manga to Joner, who’s starting to look like a corpse. 
The group suddenly stops, crashing into each other as Chris stops in front of them. “Here we go!” 
The teens stand before a massive glacier face. “Didn’t think there were any of these left,” the host chuckles. “Okay, impromptu challenge. First team to scale that glacier gets hot chocolate dibs back on the plane.” 
Without another word, the freezing teams rush by him and start climbing the slippery face of the massive glacier. Kelly climbs with an unseen precision and speed, outpacing all of the other competitors. 
---
KELLY: “Fusion gymnastics really pay off,”
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They reach the top of the glacier in minutes, and peer over the edge. “Come on, Team Friendship! We can do it!”
“Speak for yourself, you spider monkey freak!” Max shouts from the base. 
“Spider monkeys are beautiful creatures!” Kelly yells back. 
Nearby, Michela struggles on the slippery, icy surface- her hands won’t hold onto the sleek edges of ice, and her heavy boots keep pulling her down. As she loses her balance for what feels like the millionth time, someone grabs her arm and hoists her over a ledge. 
“Try digging your heels in more,” Albert says. “And your hands. I did a campaign against oil drilling in Alaska, and did some climbing. while I was there”
She huffs. “Thank you,”
He salutes her and starts climbing upwards while Max watches in annoyance from nearby. 
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MAX: “I just want to point out, for the record, that he could be flirting with any other girl on the show, but he had to choose mine. There’s something wrong with that guy,"
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“Dude, later,” Bonnie says as they climb past him. Max sighs and follows them up. 
Albert reaches the top of the glacier and huffs, looking around. Kelly is a few yards away, still shouting down to their team. “Let’s go, guys! You’re doing great,”
He smiles and sits beside them. “Well, aren’t you a little ray of sunshine?”
“Hm?” Kelly looks up. “Oh- I try! We could all use a little push in the right direction, don’t you think? There’s no point to giving up.”
“You can’t win everything, though,”
“Not with that attitude,” they say, matter-of-factly. “Let’s go, team!”
Albert walks off to help Michela over the ledge and Kelly cheerily returns to their team, most of whom keep shouting back at them to be quiet. 
Michela and Albert hoist Austin over the ledge and fall backwards as he collapses on top of them with a scream. Kelly’s attention is diverted to the scuffle, but they quickly turn away when they see who it is. 
“Hey, baby, don’t be a stranger,” Austin says, noticing the avoidance. “Friends, right?”
Kelly looks back and clears their throat. “Yeah, I mean…. It’s been a while, that’s all,” 
“Not too long for an old lover, eh, bird?” he nudges them and they giggle. Patrick makes it over the ledge and slips across the ice, crashing into Michela and Albert like bowling pins and sending them tumbling backwards again. “Well, best get back to the old ball and chain- the team that is!” he laughs at his own joke and walks off. 
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KELLY: “Sometimes I forget how much I liked Austin when we were together. I mean… we broke up for a reason, and-and I stand by that! But still…”
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Phillip reaches the top and skids across the ice before coming to a stop in front of Michela and Albert, preventing them from being barreled over again. The first of Team Yaoi successfully makes it over the top and pulls Joner up with them. He and Courtney wheeze atop the ice for a few moments before brushing themselves off and peering over the edge. 
Ass and Julia come next, followed by Mal, who’s been talking about Yuri on Ice for the past eighteen minutes. 
“Someone either get me a pair of earmuffs or a shotgun,” Ass grumbles, pushing past Courtney as Mal babbles on. 
While the team is distracted, Joner runs over to the edge and pulls Sha-Mod up, looking both ways for witnesses. 
“Thanks, man,” he huffs. Joner shrugs. 
Next up is Max and Bonnie. “Has anyone seen Staci?” The latter asks, looking from side to side. 
“Right here, bozos,” Staci says, sitting in a makeshift ice throne. “I found some scrap metal and used it to make ice picks like, ages ago!”
Max rolls his eyes. 
“Looks like you all made it up alive. Good on you!” Chris says. “While you were busy doing whatever, I went ahead and found a real challenge for you- ice fishing! A common pastime here in Greenland, the sport requires a fair bit of travel. The traditional method is dog sledding, but since we already did that in the original World Tour, you’ll be taking a different twist- building your own out of the materials provided!”
A large helicopter hovers overhead and dunks piles of junk on the top of the glacier, right before the teams. “After that, you’ll be choosing who gets to pull you! Meet you at the finish line!”
A ladder drops from the helicopter and Chris grabs it, waving goodbye as he flies off. 
Staci turns back to the team. “This should be easy enough! We just need something to move on, some rope, and a body,”
“I see cardboard and diapers,” Bonnie says, pointing to the trash pile. “Where’d Chris get this stuff, anyway?”
“I’d assume some kind of current carries trash in the Atlantic up here,” Max says, tossing a tin can behind him. “But what do I know? Let’s ask the genius.”
They all turn to Staci, who shrugs. “How would I know? It doesn’t matter, anyway- we’ve got everything we need. Max, start collecting those cardboard boxes. Bonnie, get me something metal. Kelly, you’re on shoelace duty,” they salute. Staci continues. “Everyone else, start looking for some kind of adhesive and some kind of grease. Let’s go!”
The team disperses, leaving the two others behind. Ass and Courtney watch them section off. “So, we’re screwed,” Ass says, unamused. “If anyone needs me, I’ll be dying of hypothermia.”
They walk off, leaving the team behind. “Can we please not fight?” Joner whimpers. 
Courtney sighs and nods. “Joner’s right, we need to stick together,” they scan the horizon. “Someone find some… wood, or something. There’s gotta be something we can do!”
Joner and Julia look at each other (the latter rolling her eyes) and both cautiously walk off into the garbage. 
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COURTNEY: “Okay, so I’m not a perfect leader. So what? Someone has to keep this team together!”
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“Look what I found, baby!” Austin glides back over to Team Mojo, who so far have only collected sheet metal. Michela looks at him, and the rest of the team raise their heads as he stops in front of them gracefully. 
“Ice skates! Way to go!” Albert says. “We can attach them to the bottom of our sled.”
“There’s a whole line of them over there, baby!” Austin jabs his thumb backwards, then begins taking off the skates. “But they make me look really shagadelic, don’t they?”
Everyone looks at Michela for comment. She rolls her eyes. “Whatever,”
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MICHELA: “Why am I ‘the girl’? I mean, I know why, but come on! Patrick is right there!”
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Kelly sifts through the large pile of abandoned boots in the old shoe sector of the trash heap, pulling out shoelaces and humming to themselves. They crawl on their knees, ducking under alcoves in the garbage island. Their pockets are stuffed full of laces, and as they continue along the depressing manmade horror, they bump their head against something. 
“Ow!” they exclaim, adjusting their vision after the bump knocked them dizzy. 
“Oops- sorry, baby, I wasn’t looking where I was going,” Austin says. “Here, let me help with that.” he pulls off his blazer, wraps a chunk of ice in it, and presses it against Kelly’s forehead. They smile gratefully and hold it to their head. “Thank you,”
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KELLY: “Despite everything, he’s still a gentleman,” they pause for a few moments, then sigh. “Sometimes… I really miss him.”
---
“How’ve you been holding up? Groovy, I hope?” Austin asks, pulling another ice skate out of the snow. 
Kelly shrugs. “Oh, you know. Good, bad, in between. Lonely, mostly,” they sigh. 
Austin places a gentle hand on Kelly’s shoulder. “Sorry to hear that, baby,”
The two look at each other for a moment, both crouching on the ground in their little cave of ice and garbage. Austin slowly begins leaning in, and Kelly takes the cue and does the same, closing their eyes. 
But Austin, instead of doing the expected, ducks to the left and nabs something behind Kelly. They fall forward and land face-first in the snow. “There you are, you little bugger,” he says, holding up another skate. “Well, fun chat! Later, baby!”
Austin gets up and walks off with his bundles of ice skates, leaving Kelly behind. They struggle for a moment before sitting up and backing out of the cave, their tongue attached to the blade of an ice skate that was embedded in the snow. 
“Uh-oh,” they say with a heavy lisp. 
Chris walks over to observe the scene. “Wow. What’re the chances,” he chuckles. The familiar ring of the musical bell sounds and Kelly mumbles. 
“Now?”
Chris nods. “Now. But, uh- let’s get some backup singers, shall we?” he chuckles. “You seem a little tongue-tied.”
Kelly’s brow furrows at the annoying joke while Chris laughs at himself. Michela, Ass, and Courtney are shoved over by Chef, much to their collective annoyance. 
“Ah, here we are. Take it away, ladies! And… things,” he squints before walking off. 
“What happened?” Michela asks. Kelly grumbles as the bell rings again, almost passive-aggressively this time. “The strings of my heart are a tangled mess!”
“Oh, I love this one,” Courtney says, elbowing Ass to join in. “Ooh, mess!”
“It’s beating so hard, it’s jumping out of my chest!”
Michela begrudgingly joins in this time. “Ooh, chest!”
“I tried to start with a clean slate!”
“Ooh, slate!”
“I ended up stuck to a skate!”
“They got stuck, tried their luck, sucks to suck- stuck, stuck to a skate!”
“I was a fool, thought nothing had changed!”
“Ooh, changed!”
“Now I realize that was totally strange!”
“Ooh, strange!”
“He’s moved on, I’m still stuck in the past!”
“Ooh, past!”
“I probably should’ve just asked!”
“They got stuck, tried their luck, sucks to suck- stuck, stuck to a skate! Stuck, stuck, stuck to a skate!”
“Are we done now?” Michela asks. No one responds and she walks off. 
“Um… help? Please?” Kelly asks. 
Ass rolls their eyes. “Maybe next time you should think before throwing your lips at anyone who looks your way,”
Courtney holds up a finger. “But-”
“Come on,” Ass grabs their wrist and drags them away from Kelly. 
---
ASS: “Strawberry Shortcake? Oh, please. They’re like a weird pet to me. I’ve got them completely wrapped around my finger,”
---
COURTNEY: “Ass is annoying, but they’re not a threat. Like a small, loud dog. I’ve got them under my thumb,”
---
“Um… what happened to you?” Max asks as Kelly walks back to the group, holding up the skate (still attached to their face). “You know what? I don't even want to know.”
“Oh my gosh, Kelly! Where did you find this?!” Staci says, holding the skate. “This is perfect!”
“Austhin,” they mumble. “They hath a bunch over there.” they jab their thumb back towards Team Mojo, who’s sheet metal sled is almost complete. 
“Well, nevermind that. I made something even better. You guys are gonna love this,” Staci says, pulling out their sled- a futuristic, yet simple design. “The runner is made out of tin can lids for traction, with an automatic feature that’ll cover them with this metal slip when we need to go smooth. I reinforced the cardboard, and these shoelaces will work perfectly to hold everything together and make up the reins.”
Max rolls his eyes. Bonnie elbows him. “It looks great, Staci,”
They shrug. “Oh, it’s nothing,”
Ass watches Team Friendship’s sled come together and looks back to the Yaois, who’s contraption looks more like an unfinished Ikea product. 
“We need to hurry things up,” they announce curtly. “We’re WAY behind.”
“Please, keep standing there and telling us how bad we’re doing. It’s SO helpful!” Courtney says, using a cable to tie together the miscellaneous wood and cardboard pieces they found. 
“Guys, can we please not argue?” Joner pipes up from behind them. “It’s really not helpful.”
Ass rolls their eyes and walks off. “Whatever. I’m going to find more wood,”
Courtney grumbles to themselves and angrily tightens the cable to a suffocating degree. Julia sits next to Joner and shakes her head. “What a crowd, huh? If you’d ask me, you’re the glue holding us together, Joner,”
She pats his back and he shivers. “Um… okay. I’m going to go sit by Mal,” 
Joner gets up and stiffly walks over to Mal, who’s busy trying to get a signal on her phone. 
---
“Attention, construction crews! You have five more minutes before the race begins!” Chris’ voice blares over his megaphone as his helicopter hovers overhead. 
“How’re we feeling?” Bonnie says, stepping back. “Do we need a steering function, or will our “sled dog” take that on?”
“Do we have time to add anything else?” Max asks. 
“There’s always time for finishing touches!” Staci squeals, running over and dumping a bucket of glitter over the sled. Max sighs and massages his temples. 
---
STACI: “What? Just because I’m an engineer doesn’t mean I can’t have fun,”
---
Team Friendship piles on the sled, getting covered in glitter in the process. Max looks like he’s about to kill someone, and Bonnie isn’t faring much better. 
The three sleds- each of varying quality- line up in front of the opposite end of the glacier, where Chris is waiting. 
“Um, someone’s going to come and clean all this extra trash up, right?” Albert asks, looking at the pile behind them. 
“Suuuuuuure,” Chris grins. “Just be grateful you’re reusing, buddy. Your next challenge is simple- your designated ‘sled dog’ will pull you down the glacier to the frozen lake, where you’ll cut into the ice and fish out one of these!” He holds up a handful of mugs, each a color coordinating to the teams. “Once you have your mug, you can cross the finish line and receive your reward-”
The crowd Oohs. 
“-Not going to the elimination ceremony!”
The crowd sulks again. 
“As soon as you choose your sled dogs, you’re free to go!” Chris fires a flare into the sky and chuckles to himself before walking off as the teams turn to each other. 
“I volunteer!” Phillip says. “My raw strength is deeper than what meets the eye…”
“Yeah, that’s not happening,” Max says. “How about Skate Face? Not like they’ve done a lot today besides frenching a shoe.”
Kelly protests, jabbing their finger, but their words are unintelligible. 
“I’ll do it if it means less glitter on me,” Bonnie says, climbing out of the back and circling around to the front, fastening the harness. “Don’t even think about whipping me.”
Across the ice, Michela fastens the harness around herself and gives a thumbs up to the team behind her. Ass and Courtney watch the other group fix themselves up and turn to theirs. 
“I’ll do it,” Courtney says, raising a hand. “It’s only fair after my terrible leadership today.”
“No kidding,” Ass grumbles. “But I don’t think you’re really up for the task, no offense. Wait, actually- offense!”
“Like you’d do any better,”
“Watch me!”
“Okay, then why doesn’t Mal do it? She hasn’t done a single thing all day!” Courtney shouts. 
“Um, not true! I’m Wattpadding,” Mal scoffs, offended. Ass rolls their eyes. 
“Enough!” Joner shouts, catching everyone’s attention. “I’ve had ENOUGH of your fighting! I’ll do it, okay!” He gets up and walks around to the front of the sled. “Now are you done acting like children, or do you want a juice box and a cookie with that?!”
Courtney, Ass, and Mal stare blankly, then slowly shake their heads. 
“That’s what I thought,” Joner says, fastening the harness around him. “If I hear a single peep out of you, I’m turning this whole sled around!”
Julia smiles and leans into Joner to whisper. “Imagine how much smoother we’d run if one of those guys were gone. Just saying!”
---
JULIA: “I need an ally. No way I’m trusting basket case 1, 2, or 3, plus- Joner is probably the weakest link on the team. He needs me,”
---
Joner looks away as he finishes fastening the ropes around his torso and shoulders. “Me and Sha-Mod are already kind of allies,”
“You have a cross-team alliance?” Julia says. “I’m impressed. But Sha-Mod can’t help you here, and trust me- if we lose, you’ll be next.”
He thinks for a moment, and then nods. “Fine, but just for today, and just in case we lose,”
“Whatever works for you!” Julia says merrily. 
Joner starts off, shortly ahead of Bonnie and far behind Michela (as Team Mojo’s vote for sled dog was unanimous). He dashes right off the side of the glacier and the crowd in the back scream in terror as they drop down. 
Bonnie watches the Yaois fall and turns back to Staci. “This better work!”
“Trust me!”
They sigh and start running, screaming as they go off the edge- as the serrated edges of the tin can runners dig into the ice, though, the fall is dramatically slowed and much safer. 
By the time they reach the ground below, they soar past Team Yaoi, who are all buried waist-deep in snow. 
“I can see Michela and the boys!” Bonnie yells. Staci starts up the mechanism to cover the runners, and they pick up speed, gliding past the Mojos. 
Kelly makes fleeting eye contact with Austin as they pass, and then quickly looks away. 
---
“Joner? JONER!” Julia shouts as the Yaois dig through the snow, searching for their missing sled dog. 
“Maybe he ran away?” Mal asks, using her phone flashlight to very slowly melt the snow underfoot. 
Julia rolls her eyes. “He’s not an actual dog,”
“Isn’t he, though?” Ass snickers. Courtney whacks them upside the head. 
A faint groaning catches everyone’s attention and they turn to a massive pile of snow and rocks up ahead. Courtney approaches and winces. “Oh, that’s… not good,” 
Joner is lying in the pile of rocks, bruised and battered. Courtney and Julia lift him up and carry him to the back of the sled, then turn to each other. “So… who’s gonna pull it now?”
---
“Come on, Bonnie!”
“You got it, Bonnie!” 
Bonnie rolls their eyes. “Okay, I get it!” and they speed up. 
“Mush, mush!” Patrick yells, using his blazer as a whip to goad on Michela, who’s looking less than amused. “Good doggie!”
“Can someone do something about him?” she yells. Albert looks cautiously at him, and he snickers. “Oh, I dare you,”
Albert curls his hand into a fist and punches Patrick’s lights out. 
---
ALBERT: “When you work in a field like mine, you have to learn how to defend yourself eventually. I’ve been threatened, attacked, attacked with bricks, attacked with pillowcases full of dead birds, and stoned at least five times,” he pauses. “And yet, they still built that dam.”
---
Bonnie slows down at the mouth of a frozen lake, Michela shortly after. Each respective team unloads and runs to the ice, where three sets of fishing rods and saws are sitting. 
“Anyone know how to fish?” 
On Mojo’s side, Albert begins sawing while Michela grabs the rod. “For the record,” he states. “I do not condone commercial fishing.”
“This isn’t commercial, nor is it fishing,” Michela says, dunking the fishing rod in the water the second the ice is cleared off. 
Minutes later, Team Yaoi finally arrives, everyone but Joner pulling the sled behind them. “Let’s go!” Courtney shouts, dropping the ropes. 
Ass grabs the saw and starts cutting the ice open while Julia readies the hook. Nearby, Michela shouts “Got something!” And pulls up an orange mug. “Let’s go!”
Team Mojo runs off, leaving behind Friendship and Yaoi, only one of which has gotten in the water yet. Max maneuvers the fishing rod around. “I’m not feeling anything,”
“You’re doing it wrong,” Phillip says. “I would know. I have a fishing encyclopedia.”
“So you know how to fish?” Staci asks. 
He looks away and avoids the question for a few moments. “...No,”
“Why would you have a fishing encyclopedia if you don’t fish?” Bonnie questions, raising an eyebrow. 
Phillip sighs. “You wouldn’t understand what it’s like to be a man,”
“I got something!” Max yells, just as Courtney gets their lure in the water. He pulls out a lavender mug and Team Friendship cheers, getting up and running off. 
“Hurry!” Julia snaps at Courtney. 
“I can’t fish any faster!”
---
Team Mojo crosses the finish line and cheers. 
“And Team Mojo has won the challenge!” Chris announces. “Nice going, guys. Enjoy some complementary winners hot chocolate.” 
Chef rolls out a large metal beverage dispenser. 
“But we only have one mug!” Michela protests. 
“I know. Sharing is caring, guys!” Chris chuckles. The team groans. 
Team Friendship pulls up next, panting. “We-we made it! Not latht!” Kelly says. The team cheers, and only seconds later does Team Yaoi pull forward, holding their mug and panting. 
“No. NO!” Ass shouts, dropping to their knees as they see both teams have arrived before them. “NOOOOOOOOOO!”
Courtney wheezes and collapses in the snow and Mal rolls her eyes. Julia looks around. “I feel like we forgot something,”
---
Sha-Mod pushes Joner back to the finish line in the shoddily-made sled, shaking his head. 
---
“Team Yaoi, I’ll see you at the elimination ceremony tonight. The rest of you can enjoy a nice, toasty evening on the plane,” Chris grins. “Cause the engines are overheating and we can’t figure out why!”
---
Team Yaoi sits in the wooden bleachers at the elimination ceremony, wrapped in blankets and shivering.
“Team Yaoi- wow. You sucked. I can’t even think of a single nice thing to say about you!” Chris chuckles. “Your absolute hatred of each other led you to the pits- for some of you, literally!” he says, gesturing to Joner in a full-body cast. He groans. “But now it’s time to cast your votes and see who gets the boot for good,”
---
Courtney sits in the confessional and sighs. “As much as I want to get rid of Mal, and Ass… it’s cruel to keep Joner in the competition,”
---
Ass stamps out Courtney and flips their passport closed with a smile. 
---
Joner mumbles erratically as he sits in his cast, trying to stretch out to reach the passports.
---
Mal stamps out Joner without even looking up from her phone.
---
“I know we’re supposed to be allies, but what use is someone who can’t even move his fingers?” Julia says, crossing her arms. “Can just one person I bet on make it to merge?” She stamps out Joner. 
---
“Let’s see- Ass, Julia, and Mal- you’re safe,” Chris reads the votes aloud, tossing each player named a bag of pretzels. “And no surprise- Courtney, you’re safe, too. Sorry Joner. The good news is that there should be a hospital under us riiiiight about now.”
Chris tosses him a parachute, which Julia helps him put on. Ass rolls their eyes. 
Joner mumbles something loudly, glaring at the team as he stands at the door. And without another word, he jumps out. 
“Dramatic,” Chris chuckles. 
---
Kelly sighs as they hold their hair dryer to their tongue, trying to unfreeze it from the harsh metal of the skate blade in the confessional. The door opens and someone jumps. “Sorry, didn’t realize someone was in here,”
“It’th fine,” Kelly says. “I didn’t lock it.”
“Still stuck to that thing?” Albert says, turning on the water tap and letting it run warm before gesturing for Kelly to try it out. They do and the blade immediately separates from their mouth. 
“Finally!” They exclaim. “That could’ve saved me a few hours.”
He shrugs. “I do what I can. How’d you get stuck to that thing, anyway?”
“It’s a long story. Short version is that you should never assume someone’s going to kiss you,” Kelly sighs, shaking their head. 
“Um... I don’t think I would. I think you’re a little too optimistic for your own good,” Albert comments, then leaves the bathroom. 
Kelly sighs again, then closes the door to be alone.
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aiieera · 5 months ago
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That’s sad lmao,,, though I’m a sub girlie myself haha
I had a girls night with one of my irl friends!! We got drunk, complained about life and watched anime!! We got through the first season of Haikyuu, went to bed, snapped awake at like 7 a.m. then watched most of BNA
Other than that work has been kicking my ASS
I JUST SAW A TIKTOK OF THE MOVIE’S DUB AND I GENUINELY DONT RECOGNIZE IT AT ALL???(except tanaka and kuroo) I SAW IT IN SUB BOTH TIMES BUT DID THE CASTING CHANGE OR HAS IT JUST BEEN THAT LONG SINCE IVE HEARD THE DUB
ALSOOO I JUST FINISHED WRITINGGG CHP 5
mighttt post it today but idk if i want to wait until tomorrow since the last chapter was also posted on a monday 🧐🧐
glad you had fun! it’s always nice to rewatch an anime especially w other people lolol
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yournaothings · 5 months ago
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Time to Fight!
Stepping out of the portal Cross had opened, Killer summons his knife and grins maliciously.  “Haha! I can’t wait to kick Dreamy’s ass again!” 
“He’s going to kick yours first. He always does.” Dust comments dryly as he steps out next and takes a look around. “Heh, we really did destroy the neighborhood, didn’t we?” 
“Good thing Angel wasn’t here to see it happen.” Horror said as he stepped out and settled beside Dust. Cross was the last to exit the portal and easily sealed it back.  “Boss said the Stars should be here.”  Cross glanced around at the rubble from the houses Dust and Killer had destroyed the day before.  “You two idiots must have caught Dream’s attention when you were fighting yesterday.” 
“The idiot started it.” Dust huffed in annoyance and refused to face anyone. He adjusted his hood so it shadowed his entire face.  “What?!” Killer snapped and spun around to glare at Dust, his knife pointed at him. “You’re the one who was upset that I took the shitty human’s EXP!” Dust rolled his eye lights and simply ignored the childish skeleton.  
Killer huffed childishly before summoning his video camera. He grinned widely, excitedly as he began to record;  “Hello everyone! It’s been a while. Today, I’m bringing you all alone to watch us fight the Stars! It’s going to be so much fun!”  
“Heh, tell everyone that you killed the guest. It’ll be funny.” Dust snickered as he finally turned to regard Killer and his antics.  “What? Why would I do that? Just because they’re not here with us doesn’t mean they're dead!” Killer gets closer to the camera and informs his audience that, “Angel is fine! They’re just hanging out with Nightmare today! So, don’t you worry! We have a treat for you all today! First off, Crossy is with us! Yay!” 
Turning the camera around to show off the skeleton soldier, “Say hi to our audience, Crossy!” The soldier slowly turns his head to glare at Killer, about to tell him “no” before something- no, someone catches his eyes. His eye sockets widen and his eye lights shrink, his skeletal hands suddenly on the hilt of his blades. This reaction confuses Killer, and as he goes to ask Cross what was wrong, someone, a human, is suddenly in front of the camera, greeting Killer’s audience.
A young woman blocked the audience’s view of Cross. Her long brunette hair slipped over her shoulders, and her bangs falling into her sparkling green eyes; she was quick to flip her hair out of her face as she continued to grin into the camera; “Hello!” 
“Who the fuck are you?!” Killer gasped as he wrenched the camera away from the human woman.  “And! And don’t talk to my audience! What the fuck!”  The woman grinned excitedly and chuckled.  “You must be Killer. You fit Blue’s description.”  
“You’re with the Stars?” Cross asks and summons his blades. Horror summoned his ax while Dust summoned his Gaster Blaster and pointed it at the human woman.  “I am! Blue convinced Dream to bring me along today! I’ve been wanting to tag along since I first met the Stars!” She smiles wide and excitedly. 
“Who the fuck are you, anyway? Also, when did Dream decide to babysit annoying little girls?” Killer snapped, glaring at the woman. 
“Hey! I’m twenty-five years old, thank you very much! Dream mentioned that this mission wouldn’t be dangerous, so he agreed to bring me along. But, after they saw the destruction behind me, they mentioned you guys would show up!” She grins with excitement.  “I hear about you guys all of the time! It’s about time I finally meet you all! Especially you, Killer.” 
“Dude,” Dust could barely hold back his laughter.  “Bet she’s one of your fans.” Killer sighed in annoyance.  “Look, it’s great to meet you too, but I’m kind of busy right now-”  
“Oh, I’m not from your audience.” She says, her grin dropping as she points her finger at the camera. “I didn’t even know you made vlogs! No, I  just heard a lot of stories about Nightmare and his gang of murderous skeletons!” She grins as she looks at each skeleton with an expression of pure excitement.  “And I wanted to have a go at fighting you all!” 
The four skeletons remain silent for a moment longer before they all begin to laugh at the silly human woman.  “You’re going to die, human.” Dust says with a dark tone, his eye sockets narrowed.  “I’ll gladly take your EXP. Killer got the last human’s.”  
“What makes you think you can take on us?” Cross asks, grinning darkly at the young woman. “Come on, guys.” Horror started to say, his tone mocking.  “Let’s see what she's got.” 
“Alright! I like the sound of this! Let’s see what you can do, and if you suck, we will kill you!” Killer grins, and spins his knife around his fingers.  “Ha! Deal!” She laughs while striking a silly pose; her balled up fists resting on her hips.  “By the way, my name is Lily. It’s nice to meet you all.”  “Yeah yeah, enough chatting! It’s time to die!” Killer’s voice drops in a murderous way as he suddenly shoots forward, ready to drive his knife deep into Lily’s gut. 
Lily easily dodged each attack Killer threw at her, all while grinning excitedly. Even when Killer summoned a shower of knives, Lily was ready as she summoned a magical barrier to shield her from the sharp weapons.  “What the fuck?” Killer snarled and charged at her again. Lily laughed as she danced around him, avoiding getting cut from his knife. 
“Stop avoiding my advances! Let me cut you!” Killer snarled at her, all while she laughed and grabbed him by his wrist and yanked him closer, careful of where his blade was. She leaned in too close to his face as her grin sharpened dangerously.  “Sorry, Kills. You’ve got to take me to dinner first!” She jokes as Killer growls and yanks his wrist from her grasp.  “You don’t get to call me by that name!” He fusses and surges forward once more to land a hit on the annoying woman.  
The three other skeletons stood back and watched Killer attempt to strike the young woman as she danced around him laughing the entire time. She easily dodged Killer’s jabs at first, until Killer visibly became irritated with her evading his attacks and teasing remarks. She looked too joyous to be fighting, almost as if this was a game to her. 
(Almost like a dog, Horror thought to himself.)
With a shout of anger, Killer surged forward with his blade, as well as a number of bone attacks. Lily’s eyes widened and did her very best to dodge each attack. The bones were manageable to dodge, she only got cut by them as they whizzed by her. However, she forgot about Killer and his knife. With a cry of victory, Killer’s grin widened murderously as he felt his blade sink into her arm. Lily cried out in pain, her hand reaching up to grip his forearm. However, the look she gave him startled Killer.
Yes, she was in pain, but her eyes reflected the joy of the fight, her grin widening dangerously.  “Not bad, Kills. You finally got a good hit on me.” She mocked him before conjuring up enough magic to toss him away from her injured body. 
His startled yells echoed as he landed in a pile of debris from the destroyed houses. Lily grinned and went to check her wound she received when a large shadow suddenly fell over her. She looked over her shoulder in time to see Horror advancing towards her and raising his ax and bringing it down, intending to take off her head. Lily screamed in fright and quickly rolled herself out of the way. The axes head instead cut through the pavement and created cracks in the already messed up concrete.  He turned to grin hauntingly at the human woman with his one good eye, satisfied when he saw her stare back at him in fright. Her body trembled with the fear of almost being decapitated. 
“Seems to me that you’re all bark and no bite. Anyone can toss Killer like he’s a ragdoll. Let’s see how well you do with the rest of us.”  Horror laughs harshly as he easily rips the ax head from where it was embedded in the ground.  Lily’s excitable grin was replaced with a frightened frown. She could feel Horror’s intent to hurt and to kill her. She barely was able to take a wary step back  when Dust was quick to throw a barrage of bone attacks at her. She was quick to summon another barrier to help shield her from the bones, but with how strong his violent intent was, the bones easily broke through and gave her a few good hits. Just to be safe, Dust also fired his Gaster Blaster at her. 
When the blast ended and the debris and dust cleared, the three skeletons only saw the scorched ground where Lily had been moments ago.  “Heh, easy.” Dust chuckled and turned away. “Hey,” Horror began, catching his and Cross’ attention.  “We’ve got company.” Dust and Cross turned to see where Horror was pointing, his grin wide and expression still murderous.  
Standing on a giant pile of rubble was none other than the Stars Sanses, and in Blue’s arms was Lily, alive.  “It’s not okay to attack innocent people, Dust!” Blue berated Dust, who glared at the heroic skeleton.  “Keep your dog on the leash.” Dust snaps back, his bones summoned again.  “That wasn’t very nice!” Lily frowned playfully and crossed her arms over her chest.  “That was actually really mean.” 
“Lily,” The young woman tenses as she hears Dream’s stern voice. She glances at him and frowns, her childish behavior melting away as she sees how serious Dream looked. His blades were summoned as he regarded the three skeletons, not once looking at her.  “You were to stay with Blue.”  Lily deflates, embarrassed and ashamed. “I’m sorry, Dream.” It wasn’t often she would see Dream so upset- especially with her. 
“Maybe put a muzzle on her as well.” Horror chuckles, grinning at the now miserable woman. “Hey, if you want, we’ll put your mutt out of her misery.” Dust continues to joke. The two continued with their harsh jokes while Cross sighed and rolled his eye lights. He tensed when he caught Dream shift slightly, a sure sign that Dream was about to attack. Cross was suddenly in front of the two joking skeletons, blocking an arrow that Dream had shot after summoning his bow.  
“That’s enough!” Dream’s stern voice was loud, but nothing like Nightmare’s. Still, the murderous skeletons knew not to underestimate Dream. “Why are you back? My brother can’t possibly want anything more from this dying AU.” 
“The real question is,” The six skeletons and lonely human turned to look at Killer who appeared beside Horror with an angry grin.  “Why are you trying to save this AU? Don’t you know Error is on his way to unravel the code?” Dream’s eye sockets narrowed and he straightened up his posture. “It was worth a shot to try and save as many people as I can-”  
“Yeah yeah. You and your Star friends, too? Since when did you add a fucking mage to your group?” Killer asks, his dark gaze shifted to glare at Lily, who shifted uncomfortably in Blue’s arms. While they couldn’t see Killer’s very faint eye lights looking at Lily, they knew that he was.  Blue gently set Lily back onto her feet and guided her to stand behind him.  (She was taller than him, but the thought was appreciated by her.) 
“It’s none of your business!” 
“She’s really not a part of our group! Blue just felt bad that she was all alone today. I liked the idea of bringing her along, too! So, we convinced Dream to bring her with us!” Ink was quick to explain as he offered his usual grin.  
“So, you really are babysitting?” Killer’s grin sharpens dangerously and laughs.  “Oh, wait till Nightmare hears about this! He’ll get a good laugh from it!” 
“Lily, stay here.” Dream told the young woman-  “Yeah, do what your dad says.” Killer laughs.  “Besides, even if you do fight me again, I won’t let you toss me a second time.” He was taunting her, and it pleased him when she sent a pleading look at Dream.  
“No! Stay right here!” Dream demanded before he jumped down where his blades met Killer’s.  They locked in as if they were trying to see who the strongest was- Dream’s stern glare was met with Killer’s threatening grin before Killer summoned a bone from the ground, shoving Dream off balance and sending him to the ground. Killer laughed and shot forward, ready to plunge his knife into Dream’s rib cage- only to be yanked back by his fuzzy hood by Blue. 
“Always playing unfair, Killer?”  Blue asked with a grin.  “Heh, what about you? Bringing a mage along? Don’t think I quite believe the story that she was bored.”  Killer hissed as he threw bone attacks at Blue, and when he was close enough, he would attempt to stab Blue.  
The Swap version of Sans laughed as he dodged and blocked each one of Killer’s attacks, and even threw in his own.  “I can assure you! That is exactly why she is here with us!” Blue said as he summoned a large bone and charged forward to try and knock Killer back. 
Dream had been quick to get back onto his feet and was now facing off Horror and Dust while Cross attacked Ink. His animosity towards the inky bastard fresh in his mind. Ink, ever the forgetful one, kept asking why Cross was so angry with him. “I didn’t do anything!” Which would only build Cross’ rage. 
Horror’s ax swung heavily at Dream, who dodged it instead of trying to block it. He would have been thrown to the ground by Horror’s insane strength if he tried to block such an attack.  Dust was right behind Horror and summoned a barrage of bones that Dream easily dodged before spinning around and aiming an arrow at Dust. The arrow was released but was once again knocked from his intended target after Cross had thrown one of his blades to interfere with Dream’s attack.  
Cross called back his blade and charged after Dream this time, leaving a very confused Ink behind.  “Weren’t we just fighting??” 
“Hey! We were fighting Dream!” Horror grumbled unhappily. Once Cross knocked Dream back enough, Cross pointed up at the suddenly darkening sky.  “We have to cut this short, looks like Error has started to unravel the coding to this AU.” 
Dream righted himself and glanced up at the sky, Blue and Ink doing the same. “Oh~ looks like our fun here has been cut off. Always like Error, taking our fun away too soon!” Killer said with a tight grin.  Killer’s attention was quickly on Dream when the empath turned with a gasp to look at Lily. 
The human woman seemed to be cowering all while looking up at the sky with fear. She was murmuring, but Killer and the others couldn’t hear what she was saying. “Oh, looks like your mage is afraid~” Killer laughed. Dream and Blue were quickly at her side, trying to calm her.
“Oh, that’s because she witnessed her own AU dying! She’s probably having a bad panic attack right now!” Ink said all too happily, his hands resting on his hips.  “Ink! Enough! We need to leave!” Blue shouted at the forgetful skeleton. “Oh! Okay!” He turned and waved at the four skeletons. “Until next time, guys!” He grinned and was beside his team, painting his black portal on top of the rubble, letting everyone in first, then followed after. 
“Welp! That was fun, but we better go, too! It would only make that asshole happy if he accidentally deleted us along with this stars forsaken AU.” Killer said while Cross quickly opened a portal for their quick escape. 
Angel felt so much better after having a dreamless sleep. After the chaos from yesterday, then Nightmare feeding off of their negativity, they were feeling rather drained. While the dreamless sleep helped, they still felt exhausted.  Nightmare could tell by the bags under their eyes as they slowly ate a very late breakfast. They didn’t question where everyone was, the silence in the dining room was nice and Nightmare’s presence was actually comforting for them. 
“Finish up your meal.” Nightmare’s deep voice startled Angel out of their drowsy bubble. They sat up straighter and turned their gaze to see Nightmare looking over the newspaper he had in his hands. They blinked away the drowsiness as his words finally caught up to their sleepy mind. They turned back to their food and continued to eat. 
Satisfied, Nightmare went back to reading his newspaper. He remained hidden behind the freshly printed newspaper until he heard the soft clanking of Angel’s fork being placed on the empty plate. He lowered the paper to watch them drink the rest of their juice. 
“Finally. You and I are going to be busy today. I expect you to do your best. If you don’t, the only option left is death.” Nightmare says with a grin as he feels the fear bubble up within them. “What… What are we doing today?” They asked, very timidly.  “Killer has insisted you stay with us. But, you are weak.” He says to them with a narrowed glare. “You are to begin training today. Since the boys are still out on their mission, I will have to start you off.” He sighs and rolls his eye light. 
“Oh.” Angel’s response is soft. “Are we going outside to train, then?” They ask as they begin to stand up from their seat.  Nightmare huffs in annoyance.  “Of course not. I do not go outside when the sun is so damn bright. We’re going to another universe.” Nightmare states as he sets his newspaper on the table and stands from his seat. One of his tentacles is suddenly wrapping around Angel’s middle and pulls them closer as Nightmare begins to open a portal to a darker AU- Angel swallows nervously as they are swallowed up by the darkness. 
“We’re back!” Killer cheers. He is expecting to see Nightmare and Angel in the kitchen or dining room at least. But, no one is around. Horror hums as he immediately goes to the empty dishes still on the table.  “At least the human ate their food.” 
“I wonder where they are~” Killer says as he excitedly hurries to the backyard, already calling out to his boss and their human friend. 
“Welp.” Dust sighs as he is quick to climb the stairs and to his room.  “I’m going to bed. Don’t bother me.” 
Cross doesn’t even say anything as he too disappears into the backyard, preparing to train while Killer hunts down their boss. Horror finishes cleaning up his dining room and kitchen. He grabs a snack before moving into the living room to laze on the sofa and watch some television. 
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fishfingersandjellybabies · 5 months ago
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Hello bee! I hope you’re doing better
I hope Im not intruding, after all its a very personal matter and Im sure you’ve already considered it but maybe seeing a therapist could help you manage your emotions ? Self hatred is a hard bitch to beat and you’ll need skills that maybe now are hard for you to execute. (You dont have to respond to this ask, I just wanted to reach out and ask as someone who struggled with depression and would like to see you get well)
No worries! I try to use my stupid rambling as like a …you’re not alone, kinda thing? So that even if I’m miserable, maybe talking about it will help someone else. Doubtful I know, but at least it’s a try.
I used to go to therapy! Five years, four jobs and two moves ago. And it’s funny, I still have the guy’s number so he pops up on like, my bereal and stuff 😂
But I do think about it, and going back. I don’t know if I can afford it though and I’m kinda scared to find out I can’t, you know? I also don’t really have time. Out here in the midwest, shit is open monday to friday, 8am to 5pm, and I work ‘til 5 haha. I’m also thinking I’d want a therapist that’s cognasent of lgbt things and I don’t know if that’s possible out here.
So I just cope via distraction in the meantime. I forced myself to wash dishes this afternoon and then just mentally disappeared into true crime shows and Arkham City (until Freeze kicked my ass and I stopped playing to pout about it haha).
But like I said, Damian is my soul cat familiar and he always knows. He stuck with me all day today, and even Tim stopped by a few times. So, you know, as long as I have them, right?
But thank you, I appreciate you reaching out 💜 sadly I will probably never be well, but it’s a nice hope.
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tecchous-thicc-buttocks · 1 year ago
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what do you like doing in your free time?
why is your name clenched buttocks (I wanna know the reason, pls its so funny lol)
what are things you're good at? (own it babe) (and i don't mean 'babe' in a weird way - just gotta clear that lol)
do you have a best friend?
do you write OG stories and/or fanfics?
one thing you hate about yourself
one thing you love about yourself
do you want a pet? if so, what pet and why
(pls at this rate, its sounding like an interview, so sorry 😂 i'm just...i have a lot of time in my hands and i decided to do this for no particular reason)
fave type of music?
what made you like bsd? and did you always like it? (cause for me, i didnt like it too much at first but it grew on me the second time around)
have you read the bsd light novels and what's your fave light novel if yes?
any pet peeves?
what's your 'ideal' partner (do you have a type like Kunikida or are you fine with anything as long as you're having fun)
Would you rather be single and rich or taken and with a normal salary?
are you happy with where you work/study?
what's your dream career?
what's the app you use the most?
would you rather draw or write?
*** (P.S just pick the ones you want to answer) **
i think im going to look like a weirdo asking so much questions but whatever. at least we dont know each other HAHA i hope you have a good day. <3 and also i love your analyses. just keep posting what you like. i find some of your posts funny lol
good day.
(# you asked and i delivered) (# just me looking for an excuse to use this line) (# cause you said you wanted more questions in your other post TT) (# also ik this isn't a real tag but i wanna be ✨creative) (# fan behavior? idk anymore lmao) okay bye mwa <3
KHJDKJKSAJDGKJSFKG I LOVE THIS I LOVE YOU I WILL BEGIN ANSWERING NOW
i have no free time. I either overwork myself or sleep. however, assuming that i've got a sliver of time to do something, I swap from one obsession to the next <3 rn it's going for insanely long bike rides and turn down every road I feel like until I'm lost,, and going to the gym like an absolute maniac bc i want my arms to be the size of a regular adult's legs
my username is what i desire in life. it is was I strive to be worthy of. it is beauty and life itself, it is the culmination of the universe's most wonderous accomplishments all squished into two raging enormous, gargantuan muscular earth shattering sea trembling ass cheeks 😩😩 (BUT in all seriousness I chose this bc I felt like having tecchousthiccthighs wasn't quite as pleasant??? eheheh buttocks is a funny word)
MY TALENT IS SAYING ANYTHING THAT CROSSES MY MIND TO STRANGERS i've been on this spree lately where I just straight up call anyone pretty when I run into them and HOLY MOLY PPL ARE SO CUTE ABT IT this is your sign to compliment someone today ✨✨ but nah baby i'm good at everything it's a curse ngl (U CAN CALL ME WTV HUN IT'S OK KJKDJFKJS UR SO ADORABLE WHAT)
no best friend bc i can't do commitment and bully friends that get too close to me 😍😍 BUT i'm gonna tag @bellyjellyfish for being my one and only and somehow not hating me thru my unironic "uwu" phase <33
I wrote a 700 page story when I was 12 and it remains unfinished bc I kept rambling and there was no plot 🕴️I love writing but abandon a whole lot of works bc I dream up the rest of the plot and go "oh well why write it now i've been there done that" I DO WRITE FANFICS 👁️👁️ I have a wp account where i wrote a bunch of awful stories and it still stands to this day! (no i will not disclose it don't even try me grr)
I hate how sexy I am 😭😭😭😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
I love how sexy I am 😳😳😳😳🥶🥶🥶🥶😜😜😜😜
I WANT A TARANTULA I WANT A TARANTULA I WAS A CHILEAN RED KNEE TARANTULA AND I WANT ONE SO BADLY OMFG I've always liked spiders but the ppl I live with would absolutely kick me out if I got one??? once i live on my own i'm def buying two cages so that whenever I have guests, I just put out the empty cage, hide the real one, and be like "oh no what happened to billy my tarantula, he escaped again :(" just to wreak havoc
(HAHA NO IT'S OK I USUALLY DO THIS TO OTHER PPL SO I APPRECIATE U SM LOL SLIDE INTO MY DMS BBG)
fav type of music is classical bc i'm edgy and not like other girls 🤩🤩🤩 something about la campanella just hit so hard when I was like 10 that I have taken it and ran, but I do listen to rnb a lot, never in just one language tho bc sometimes english sucks my d
I liked bsd as soon as I saw ranpo's silhouette in the first episode, I was like "him. I want him 🏃‍♀️" but it was solidified in my head as soon as I saw natsume bc 1) he's hot AF IT'S NOT FAIR I WANT HIM 2) I had been reading his irl works and fell in love, so I started exploring other bsd authors and it introduced me to gogol (i'm so in love with his writing style it's not ok) soooo yeah :)) I started reading bc someone (you know who you are) liked chuuya and I haven't looked back since, tbh it's one of my favs just bc of the characters and their depth
I've read all the light novels I could get my hands on, and I have to say stormbringer FOR THE ONLY, SOLE REASON THAT I AM IN ABSOLUTE LOVE WITH ADAM
pet peeve hmmmm idk??? i'm chill with everything except pickles I hate those mfs, but if I had to chose smth it would be when someone shoves a ship down my throat (it's me i'm bitches go stan satosugu rn)
no ideal partner! I'm aro fyi, but also I feel like I'd be chill with just abt anything?? if u match my energy, we can be partners in chaos and i'll feel understood, and if you don't, I get to learn abt a different kind of lifestyle and get to have someone sane to hold me down (or to corrupt), so either way it's a win. I find culture to be incredibly attractive, speak a language I don't or tell me about a tradition of yours with a wholesome smile and I'd move mountains for you 💖💖 teach me abt something that you're emotionally invested in and an expert, and I'm literally yours <3
haha i don't ever wanna be in a relationship so i'll take being rich,, but honestly it ain't about the money, i'd want to have a normal salary and be taken, but it just ain't my vibe ?? dunno how to explain erm-
dream career is racecar driver YOU TRAVEL ACROSS THE WORLD TO ICONIC DESTINATIONS YOU GET PAID INSANE MONEY AND YOU GO VROOM VROOM VERY FAST WHILE CONSTANTLY ALMOST DYING WHAT ELSE DO I NEED IN LIFE????
app i use most is my local library app bc i'm constantly trying to renew my books that are incredibly close to being overdue 🫡 but nahh i don't use my phone that often it still irks me i'm actually a 60 year old gilf who hates technology and complains abt kids these days
I CAN'T DRAW BUT I ALSO CAN'T WRITE YOU'VE GOT ME AT A DEADLOCK BRO??? if it's which I would rather be GOOD at, i'd say drawing bc imagine thinking abt something and just printing it out on paper??? yall fr got some magical talent omg
WHAT IF WE DO KNOW EACH OTHER THO??? WHAT IF WE'RE ACTUALLY NEIGHBORS??? CHILDHOOD FRIENDS??? YOU NEVER KNOW AND YOU PROBABLY NEVER WILL MUAHAHAHAHA i'm gonna stop now but ty for all your questions and have a wonderful day, darling <33
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Chapter Summary: Morgan attends Summerslam, Melanie starts to get a push as creative wants her to become the outspoken diva, Morgan continues to have issues with Eva Marie and expresses her concern to her old friend Randy Orton about his actions at Summerslam
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Today was the day of SummerSlam Axxess as Melanie had on casual wear consisting of jeans, a WWE shirt that says 'Believe in Morgan', and some sandals. She put her hair in a high ponytail and walked to where she was supposed to sit with her teammates for a meet and greet. She ended up bumping into Saraya (Paige).
"Hey! Happy birthday!" Melanie grinned and hugged her.
"Aw, thank you!" Saraya smiled and hugged back
"I gotta go but I'll catch up with you later. Kick some ass today!"
Saraya chuckled. "I will."
Making it to her destination, she sits next to Joe, taking the seat at the end, "Sorry I'm late."
"Nah, you're fine," Jon said as he is wearing a yellow shirt with a leather jacket and sunglasses.
"About time you got here." Colby joked.
"That reminds me, when are you going to make your move on the pranking? It's been a while." Melanie recalled.
"I'm still working on that." Colby scratched the back of his head
"Haha, someone ran out of ideas."
"Did not..." 
Melanie sees the fans forming a line. "Let's see how long it takes for my hand to cramp."
"Hi, Morgan!" 3 girls in their teens greet.
"Damn, you really are popular these days, Mel. These girls just kicked us to the curb..." Colby teased as the girls quickly apologized which amused the wrestlers. 
"You are like our favorite diva! You are so cool!" The first girl expressed her admiration.
"Aw, I'm glad." Melanie started to sign autographs and took some cute photos with them.
An interviewer walks up to The Shield. "Hello Morgan, you mind us interviewing you?" The male interviewer asked.
"I love interviews. Ask away, man," Melanie encouraged.
"You know people are starting to call you and Dean a power couple?"
Melanie and Jon glance at each other with smiles. "Really? Wow, I didn't know that. When was this?" She asked
"Ever since Money in the Bank."
"Wow, I've been out of the loop." she laughed.
"She's always out of the loop. I knew about it. And listened to the reception the crowd gives us." Jon spoke up with a smirk.
Melanie turned to him. "What!? And you didn't tell me?"
Joe chuckled at the sight and signed a fan's picture. 
"Sorry, baby." Jon shrugged
"You two have gone through a lot, how are you two?" The interviewer asked
"Going strong." Melanie proudly said with a smile.
"Glad to hear, keep representing."
"We will." 
After 30 minutes of meeting and signing fans' items, Larry King and his sons walk up to The Shield as security blocks the line. They get out of their seats so they can be interviewed. Joe, wearing a Shield shirt and jeans, Jon, Melanie, and Colby, wearing a gray shirt, a cap and sunglasses, stand before Larry King and his sons, Chance and Cannon, and one of their friends.
"We are with The Shield. How is it like being evil?" Larry asked as a camera started rolling on them.
"It's awesome! Oh my gosh, it is so cool to act like a crazy person in the ring." Melanie exclaimed as everyone laughed.
"It feels great, every day when I get up in the morning," Jon replied.
"We get booed here and there." Joe added.
"We're the champions of the world." Colby said.
"You guys win, I thought it was the opposite, I thought the bad guys are supposed to lose." Larry said.
"Sometimes the bad guys do win." Jon replied.
"Oh~"
"What's the best part about being the bad guy?" One of Larry's sons asked.
"The angry face, and like what Melanie said, act crazy." Joe replied.
"What's your major move?" Larry asked Melanie.
"The backfire and the breakdown." Melanie said with a smile.
"Wow, that sounds really intense. What is the backfire?"
"You see, it's like a DDT but you kick out your leg as you pull the person down on their head. And the breakdown is a painful submission I do on the women. I sit on their back and wrap their arms around their neck like a straightjacket and hold their wrist. While I do that, I pull back, causing pressure."
"Sounds painful. You divas are tough. But you are such a sweetheart when you're not in the ring."
"I try, man, I try."
Chance and Cannon start staring at Melanie in admiration.
Larry looks at his sons. "I'm sorry, my sons have a huge crush on you."
"Oh wow, do they?" Melanie giggled as she looked at Chance and Cannon smiling at her.
"Can't help it, she's so pretty." Cannon grinned.
"You're about to make me blush. You two are so handsome."
"You mind giving us a kiss on the cheek?" Chance asked, feeling hopeful.
"I guess you can steal a kiss on the cheek from me." Melanie kissed Larry's sons on the cheek and also kissed their friend on the cheek as well as The teen boys sighed in happiness. 
"Watch out, Dean, they might steal your girl." Colby joked at Jon as they all laughed.
"The Shield guys. Go get somebody!" Larry exclaimed as he shook their hands.
After Larry and his sons leave, Melanie looks at the fans as they chant 'Injustice.' She realizes that the fans were upset with Larry busting in line but then an idea pops in her head. 
"Hey! Everyone, how about I offer you guys hugs? Will that calm you down?" The crowd quickly agreed and she looked relieved. Security unblocks the line and the fans proceed. Melanie sees a female with long black hair and in her early 30s wearing a shirt that says 'Kill The Queen'  
"Oh wow, that brings back so many memories." Melanie began to think about her TNA days.
"I know it's a WWE event but I couldn't help but wear this to meet you." The woman said happily.
"Fucking A! I love fans that represent the places I worked hard from, besides WWE. You just made my day, girl."
"I'm so happy. Been a fan since TNA. I loved how you betrayed Madison. It was awesome! And then you would always wear black and scare Madison like you were actually going to kill her. Awesome gimmick.
Mind if I take a photo with you?"
"Of course." she stood up for the picture and gave her a big hug,
During Axxess, Melanie was shocked at how much love she got from her fans. From kids running to her with big smiles on their faces and giving her a big hug, to her fanboys. 
"It's Morgan!" A group of guys, in their early 20s exclaim.
"Hi guys." she waved
"Oh my gosh, you are like the hottest diva ever!" The first guy said.
"No, she is not, she's cute!" The second guy added. "Such a cutie."
"On fire!" The third guy declared.
"Beautiful!" The fourth exclaimed.
"Nah, she's sexy!" The fifth one said
"Shut up guys! Dean is right there! You want him to triple powerbomb us!?" The sixth guy warned as the Hounds of Justice were amused.
"It's cool, no worries." she laughed. 
Melanie even met older women who complimented her on her ringwork and mic skills. She was loving SummerSlam Axxess. After the meet and greet was over, she walked around and was stopped by another interviewer.
"Hey Morgan, how are things in the diva's locker room?" A female interviewer asked.
"Everyone wants to wrestle me," Melanie answered
"Oh no, jealousy?"
"Completely the opposite"
"How so?"
"You see, the reason why the divas love to face me is because of how they can get praised for the match too and not just me or the winner of the match. A lot of these matches happen mostly on NXT thought. But usually, when I have a match, I try to let them take control of me in the ring and let them show off their good moves instead of it being a squash match. That's why me and Alicia had such a great match at WrestleMania. Even though there are sometimes I have to do a squash match on live TV, NXT is mostly where I can have a real one on one match with the diva so they can show off their moves. Like Aksana for example. She has potential."
"Wow, I did not know that. That is really something."
"Yeah. Sometimes I put myself in a diva's shoes who really isn't winning matches and is always losing to a top diva. I don't want that." As Melanie talks, Celeste snuck up behind her with a grin. "That's why I want them to bring it their all. Also, that is why I put my body on the line for money in the bank. So, I took it like a woman and took all those spears Kaitlyn gave me during our match in my hometown."
"You definitely took some hits there." 
"Haha, a lot of hits. I don't know if I'll be able to have kids but I wanted that match to rock and hopefully go down into one of the best diva matches." As Melanie finished her sentence, Celeste put her in a headlock as she laughed
"Hey, you said for me to give it my all. Half those spears weren't even for you." Celeste teased.
"I know, I know." Melanie chuckled as she got released by the hybrid diva.
"So you two are best friends?" The interviewer asked
"She's my little tomboy when she isn't on cloud nine." Celeste teased.
"What?!" Melanie exclaimed.
"Cloud nine?" Interviewer inquired.
"Oh you know, her and Dean. They are all lovely dovely. The locker room thinks they're cute. Oh did you see her and him wrestle in the ring hours before Payback?" Celeste nudged Melanie's side as she grinned. "I think it's so romantic how he saved her from the Big Show. SO cute even though he got punched. Oh, and I caught them-" Celeste began but Melanie grabbed her mouth.
"Quiet you!" Melanie warned.
"We heard on the E! website, that there was a poll on which couple was the most popular and it's tied between Nikki and Cena and you and Jon." the interviewer brought up.
"My votes for Morgan." Celeste grinned.
"That's what's up." Melanie gives her a low five.
"How do you like the fans?" The interviewer asked.
"I love how a lot of my fans remember me from the development areas and TNA. It's really cool that I have longer term fans like that. Such an honor." 
"You girls have a good rest of the day."
Melanie walks around again and sees some fans and waves at them. She catches up to Randy. "Dude! Great news! My hand doesn't hurt from singing autographs!"
Randy laughed. "Awesome."
"I know right! I'll catch you later." she waves at him and catches up with Jon as an interviewer confronts them.
"You mind us asking you a question?" The interviewer asked.
"Not at all." Melanie gestured for them to continue.
"How does it feel being a heel?"
"Hm...I do miss my face moments."
"Oh no, you're blowing me off?" Jon asked as she laughed
"Haha, no. I like being a heel. It's interesting to portray such a weird, loud, wild crazy character who is vicious and shows no mercy whatsoever but sometimes I do miss those face days ya know? But you never know, maybe Morgan will be back in the light someday."
'30 Years of WrestleMania Roster Reveal'
Damien, Ric Flair, J.R and King were already in the ring. "But we need a diva to help us out don't we?" King asked as the crowd cheered. "Ladies and gentlemen! Please welcome, Morgan Lopez!"
Morgan comes out with a grin but is still slightly in character minus the mean attitude.
"What's up people!?" she asked on the mic as soon as she got inside the ring and the crowd cheered in response.
"SILENCE!" Damien shouted.
"I'm sorry, who are you again?" Morgan asked
"I am the uncrowned world heavyweight champion."
"Really~?" Ric Flair asked.
"Haha, you funny." Morgan replied.
"My briefcase says it all right here. I can cash it in anytime I want." Damien said.
"That is not a world championship belt, that is a wannabe like you are." Ric replied as the crowd 'Ohs'
"Burn..." Morgan chuckled.
"And for you to mention my name in the same sentence as yours is the most ridiculous thing in the history of this sport. Let me see. Ric Flair's 16 time world champion...and uh...what's his first name?" Ric asked.
"Damien," King answered.
"Damien Sandow...wow...that uh, haha, that's almost hilarious..."
"We interrupt this speech with a breaking news flash. Your opinion does not count. These people would much rather hear me speak, listen to every word I say than to see you and you!" Damien pointed at Ric and Morgan.
"Woo!" Ric shouted
"Silence!"
"Woo!"
"Silence!"
"Woo,woo!"
"Silence, silence!"
"Woo,woo!"
"Silence!"
"Woo!"
"Silence!"
"Woo!"
"Silence!"
"Woo!"
"Silence!"
"Woo!"
"Silence!"
"Woo!"
"Silence!" Ric starts doing his walk around the ring as Morgan laughs and the crowd cheers. "Woo!"
"You like this!? You're entertained by this!?" Damien cried as Morgan kept laughing.
"Yes, yes I am." Morgan nodded as the crowd chants 'Yes'
"Before things get even more out of hand, we have one more person to show for the 30 years of WrestleMania." King said.
"Finally. I'm coming up, I'm coming up." Damien said with hope but then it showed Morgan's model in the game as the crowd cheered happily.
Morgan widened her eyes in awe. "Wow..."
"What!? You let this woman in the game but not me?! Your savior!?"
"Snooze you lose buddy." she smirked.
"How dare you?!"
"How dare you?"
"You!"
"You."
"SILENCE!"
"Silence!" Morgan continued to mock.
"SILENCE!"
"Silence!"
"Rugh! I'm done with this!" Damien angrily said and got out of the ring.
"Bye! No one will miss ya!" Morgan waved
After the segment, Melanie walks around and Jon meets up with her another interviewer walks up to them. 
"Are you ready to face either Natalya or Brie for your title?" The interviewer asked
"Totally ready." Melanie nodded
"Have a strategy?"
"Hm...cheat."
"That's my girl." Jon praised
Melanie laughed. "I'm joking! Joking! Get out of here." she pushed Jon away as he chuckled
"So what is your real strategy?" The interviewer asked.
"I've been watching Natalya and Brie's recent matches and also I've been remembering all the moves Natalya has done to me. Since I'm familiar with Natalya's wrestling style, I should be able to avoid her sharpshooter and her other deadly moves. Brie on the other hand...I'll snap her body like a twig along with that twin sister of hers." she said in character.
"Did you watch Natalya's tag match with Maria Menounos against Eva Marie and Brie?"
"Yes. I gotta stay away from those roll up pins."
"What do you think of Eva Marie's first match?"
"She did all right. I just really want to face her in a one on one match."
"Not a tag match?"
"Nah, one on one seems more better. I want to see what she's made of. She really loves to talk, so how about you take it to the ring. Eva Marie, I want to challenge you to a match. You up for it?" Melanie asked, looking at the camera.
The interviewer went to find Eva Marie as she signed her Maxim magazine to her fans. "Hi, Eva." The interviewer greeted.
Eva Marie smiled. "Hey."
"So moments ago, Morgan has issued a challenge against you. What do you say about that?"
Eva Marie smirked and nodded. "Game on. But it'll be game over for her once she steps in the ring with me."
"Those sound like fighting words. Can't wait to see these two go at it one day."
"I might give her a preview during SummerSlam, just watch out."
'Back to Melanie, she is with another interviewer'
"How does it feel being one of the first divas on WWE2K14 30 years of WrestleMania? There was a secret poll on the WWE app about it and the WWE Universe chose your match."
"I feel honored. I was not expecting that. I know that I've been in the scoops but I didn't know they put me and Alicia on there. That's awesome. I can't wait to play the game." Melanie answered proudly. The interviewer thanked her for her time and walked away. Minutes later, the same interviewer who interviewed Eva comes back. "Back so soon?"
"Yep. We are back with Morgan. Eva Marie has told us 'Game on, but it'll be game on for her once she steps in the ring with me.' What do you say about that?"
"Wow...if you really are feeling this confident, then I can't wait to see if what you say is true. I'll be waiting for you in the ring. Hope you're ready for a backfire sweetie." she blew a kiss at the camera.
The interviewer chuckled. "Another question, may we ask why you are so loyal to The Shield? You've been DDTed by your old friend Randy Orton and got hit by the world's largest slam by Mark Henry. How are you still able to stand here and take the pain? You have taken a lot of hits for them."
"Man...they saved my ass so many times...it's time I return the favor. It's what teams should do. We have each other's backs. We sacrifice everything for each other."
"Last question, who are you rooting for the WWE championship match?"
"Honestly, I believe Daniel Bryan is going to win. He has a lot of momentum and he has such heart in wrestling. I see him winning the title. Cena had a good run, but he met his match. Daniel is going to win the title, I know it."
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'SummerSlam'
During RVD's match against Ambrose in the kick off show, RVD was on the turnbuckle about the do the five star splash but hears:
'Sierra'
'Hotel'
'India'
'Echo'
'Lima'
'Delta'
'Shield'
Ambrose rolls out the ring as Roman, Morgan and Seth walk down the steps. Morgan jumps off the barricade and walks to Dean to help him. "You okay?"
"Yeah." Dean held his stomach. 
The fans explode in cheers when Mark Henry's theme comes on as they look at the stage. Morgan and Dean glanced at each other as Roman and Seth were not expecting RVD to have help. The Big Show comes out as Seth starts to throw a fit.
"Unbelievable..." Morgan grumbled. 
Near the end of the match, RVD gives Dean the rolling thunder and gets on the top rope. He gives him the five star frog splash but then gets speared by Reigns. 
"Yes!" She shouted as Ambrose rolled out the ring and hugged him.
"Winner by disqualification...Rob Van Dam!" Justin announced as Ambrose high fived Roman.
"Couldn't get it done Rob! You couldn't get it done!" Dean shouted as he held his title.
'Later on the PPV'
'I've had enough I'm taking you down'
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the divas champion, Morgan!" Lilian announced as she came out with a smirk on her face. 
She has the title up in the air and twirls around with it three times and then rests the championship on her shoulder.
"Morgan will be watching this diva's match tonight and will face the diva who wins the match with her title on the line. Let's see if Morgan can retain the championship." Cole looked on.
"Yes, the lovely Philadelphian is ready to go," King said as she taunted the crowd in the ring and leaned on the turnbuckle.
After Natalya comes out with Cameron and Naomi, the Bellas walk out with Eva Marie as Morgan held her throat and gagged once she saw their outfits. 
"Looks like Morgan is disgusted by their outfits." Cole laughed
Morgan gets out of the ring and stands at ringside to watch Brie's match against Natalya. During the match, Natalya is out of the ring and Eva and Nikki are about to attack but Morgan gets in front of them.
"Back it up. Back it up." She threatened in a dark tone as they quickly backed up.
"Looks like they don't want any part of Morgan." King said.
As soon as she turns around, Eva Marie grabs her by the hair as Morgan tries to get her off.
"An attack from behind!" Cole yelled as Eva pulled her down. 
Morgan holds her head and looks at her angrily. The crowd boos Eva as she blows her a kiss.
"Are you kidding me!?" Morgan yelled and got up to start chasing her.
"How can Eva run in those heels?" Cole asked in surprise. Eva runs backstage as Morgan runs after her. In the ring, Brie takes control of Natalya. Minutes later, Morgan drags Eva down the ramp as the crowd cheers. "Oh boy!" 
Morgan releases her and grabs a chair under the ring but Cameron and Naomi quickly stop her.
"Whoa whoa whoa! Morgan calm down!" Naomi exclaimed.
"You're crazy!" Eva Marie yelled as Nikki helped her up.
"I'll show you crazy!" Morgan snapped but gets grabbed by Cameron and Naomi. "You want to attack me from behind?"
"This rivalry has really escalated to a whole new level," King said as Eva and Morgan got separated.
Fans tweets:
'Morgan better destroy Eva one of these days! #SummerSlam #MorgansBringingTheHeat'
'An attack from behind? Morgan isn't going to forget about this. #SummerSlam'
After Natalya wins, Morgan gets in the ring. "Make the best woman win," Morgan said as Natalya nodded
'Ding Ding Ding'
Morgan and Natalya lock up but Natalya flips her on the mat and continues giving her pressure on her head. Morgan breaks free and as they stand up, they start to have a fast paced match as Morgan keeps doing high flying moves on her and with a lot of near falls. She hits the backfire on Natalya and quickly pins her. 
"It's over!" JBL exclaimed
"1!"
"2!"
"Oh!" The fans exclaim as Natalya kicks out. 
She hits the discuss clothesline on Morgan which almost knocks her out. Natalya pins her but gets a 2 count as the fans get hyped. Later on in the match, Natalya hits her with a suplex off the turnbuckle as the crowd claps for them. She crawls over to pin her but Morgan kicks out at 2.
Near the end of the match, Morgan ducks Natalya's discuss clothesline and hits her with a quick backfire to win the match
"Here is your winner! And still the Diva's Champion, Morgan!" Lilian announced.
The ref raises up her hand and gives her the title. She smirks and takes a bow with the championship. 
"Someone is acting cocky tonight." Cole said with amusement.
"Why not? She won." JBL supported her as she got out of the ring
"This is what The Shield's girl is all about." She boasted.
Morgan tweets '#SayYourPrayers because I'm #ComingForYouEva'
'WWE Exclusive Video'
After Randy wins the WWE championship in a screwy way thanks to Triple H's assistance, Morgan gets interviewed by Renee backstage.
"What are your thoughts on what just happened during the Main Event of SummerSlam?" Renee asked
"Honestly? This is not cool at all. I think it's unfair to Daniel Bryan as well. Like come on, Daniel fought a hard and long match against Cena. He won that title fair and square. Even though Randy is a friend of mine, I just don't know why he would even go through with the match after Triple H attacked Bryan. I just want answers. Why would you be such an asshole and do this crap? All I can say is...they are both sellouts. Plain and simple."
Morgan tweets 'Triple H was #WEAK. Getting involved and screwing Bryan...what #WhatBS...'
'After The Show'
Melanie sneaks into Colby's locker room and sees him taking a nap. She grabs some pink nail polish and starts painting his nails. 
Jon walked in. "Oh my God..." 
Melanie held her mouth to stop herself from laughing. "He deserves it, he's taking too long to make a move."
An hour later, Melanie was eating grapes backstage.
"Melanie!" Colby yelled as Melanie turned around. She sees Colby's face red and glaring at her.
"Hey, how ya doing? Oh my gosh! Nice nails!" she grinned.
"Very funny. No more Mister nice guy."
"Ooh, I'm so scared." Melanie teased
"You should be." Colby declared and walked away.
'Monday morning'
In the hotel room she shared with Trinity, Melanie wakes up and sees a tattoo on her arm. "Ahh! What is on my arm!?"
Trinity quickly ran out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in her hands to see what the fuss was about. "Oh my gosh, when did you get that?"
"Colby is so dead if this doesn't wash off before RAW." She gets up and looks in the mirror in the bathroom. The tattoo was a heart and around it said 'Colby Rulez!' and then she turned to look at Trinity who kept laughing. "Okay, I know you know something about this, spill it."
"Colby had help from Celeste," Trinity confessed with a giggle
"Whose side is she on!?" She exclaimed before laughing with her.
"I think she's helping both of you guys out." she mentioned as Melanie started washing off the tattoo.
"Oh my gosh, it won't wash off!" Melanie panicked.
"Relax! It'll come off before Raw starts."
"Who told you that?"
"Colby did."
"He's lying...I'll be back, I'm going to hurt him." she grabbed a bucket and left the hotel room as Trinity followed her.
"I'm tuning in for this."
Making it to The Shield's shared hotel room, Melanie knocked on the door and Joe opened it. 
"Hi, good morning, Believe In The Shield, cookies and cream, I love grapes, Colby's gonna die today, yeah, all that good stuff." Melanie said as she walked in with the bucket. 
Trinity and Joe chuckle at her rambling while Melanie sees Colby snoring on the bed. She walks to the bathroom and fills the bucket with cold water. After she fills it, she walks out of the bathroom and walks up to the two toned male.
"Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!" She shouted, throwing the cold water all over Colby as he jerked up with a yell.
Trinity has a hand over her mouth in disbelief and starts laughing as Colby falls off the bed. 
"What the hell!? What the hell was that for?!" He yelled and snapped his head to Melanie. She then ended up hitting him with the bucket. "Ow!"
She grabbed a pillow and started hitting him with it several times. "You asshole!"
"What did I do!?"
"You're the one who gave me a tattoo! When does this go away?!"
"I don't know!"
She put him in a headlock. "When!?"
"I don't know!"
"When!?"
"All right! All right! In a week!" Colby yelled and he got released.
"A week!?" She screamed. "What am I supposed to do with a 'Colby Rulez' tattoo for a week!? A week!"
Colby stood up and shivered. Melanie kept hitting him with the pillow as he scrambled to the bathroom and locked it. 
"I'm gonna kill you, you motherfudger!" She banged on the door.
Joe rubbed the back of his neck as he watched the scene. "This is intense."
------
'Raw'
After Morgan watches Ziggler find out he has a match against The Shield, she tweets: 
'So you wanna give out matches with The Shield if you don't agree with HHH? I don't agree with him. So am I gonna get a match against my team?'
She also tweets 'Oh my gosh...I am surrounded by sellouts and followers...What has become of us? I mean, best for business? #YouFunny'
Morgan watches The Shield's match backstage and after their match against Dolph, She tweets 'That's my boys. Give him justice! #BelieveInTheShield'
'Backstage'
Morgan was walking and bumped into Maddox. "Morgan! Just the lady I was looking for." Brad grinned
"Oh boy...what do you want...?"
"So I heard your little interview about Triple H and read all of your tweets. Seems like you don't agree with what he's doing."
"Why wouldn't I? I'm not a follower like you are." she snapped as the crowd cheered for her. Brad chuckled and ignored her last sentence.
"You see here's the thing...I've decided to put you in a match..." 
"Okay...? Are you done wasting my time?"
"Well, before you go, I should tell you the type of match you're in. You will be in a handicap match. Eva Marie, Layla and Brie Bella against...you." The crowd booed while Morgan looked at him in disbelief.
"Are you kidding me?"
"Good luck." Maddox said and walked away.
"3 on 1?" Morgan exclaimed as the segment ended.
Morgan tweets 'Everyone doesn't have to agree with the boss. Speak up and say your opinion. #SpeakUpNoMatterWhat #TakeWhateverIsThrownAtYou'
'Later on'
Melanie was on her phone when Stephanie approached her to give her a heads up that she would be needed for a last minute segment that had just been thought of recently. 
"All you have to do is tell me off about the whole situation and then I slap you and tell you that your match will be coming up soon and then you walk away angry. Oh, another thing, show a lot of aggression in your match and also anger. The Shield will be involved too. I know this is all last minute but I know you can do it. There is no script for this one. You need to think quickly on your feet this time. Say what you want." she was told by Stephanie.
Shit, this is abrupt. Melanie didn't know what creative had planned but she was excited. She's been getting a lot of help thinking on her feet and her improvising lately. Things should be fine.
'Later'
Onscreen, Stephanie is on the phone but hears the door slam open. She watched as Morgan stormed up to her as she got off her phone. 
"What can I do for you?" She asked with a smirk.
"You and your husband make me sick!" Morgan shouted. The crowd cheers as Stephanie's eyes widen.
"I agree with Daniel. I'm also thinking of a word that starts with a B and it rhymes with witch. You are a witch you know that? You and your stupid plans to screw Bryan was uncalled for and wrong. And now you're going to make your little puppet, Maddox, force me into a 3 on 1 match? What kind of crap is that? Who are you to force me into a match like that?" she rambled on angrily.
Stephanie chuckled slightly. "Do you know who you're talking to?"
"I'm standing right before you aren't I?" She snapped
"Do you know who I am?"
"In fact, I do. I'm talking to a woman whose husband is a sell out-­" 
Stephanie gives her a stinging slap in the face as the crowd erupts in 'Ohs'.
"How dare you talk to me like that, I can have the Divas Championship stripped from you. Your match is coming up. Get ready before I make it a 4 on 1 match." Stephanie glared at her.
Morgan rubbed the side of her face. "Unbelievable..."
"Unbelievable? You are unbelievable. To have the audacity to come up in here and say your opinion on what my husband is doing which is very good for business? How dare you?"
"And what are you going to do about it?"
"This is exactly like you Morgan. You always want to be the tough girl but you're not. Face it, Morgan. You're worthless and you are nothing but a failure. You won that title by a fluke. I was this close to stripping you from it. I just hope this beating tonight shows you to shut your mouth and mind your business. Not get out of my office."
Morgan rolled her eyes and left the room.
Morgan tweets 'Looks like somebody forgot the 1st amendment. #FreedomOfSpeech #BeOutspoken'
After the segment, she was praised for thinking quickly on her feet and was told to keep practicing for the upcoming storyline she'd be a part of. Stephanie even teased and told her to work on her freedom of speech for the new gimmick they were planning to work with soon. 
-----
'Backstage'
Morgan is walking with a worried look. "Well, coming up next, Morgan is in a handicap match against Eva Marie, Layla and Brie Bella. This is going to be interesting." Cole said. 
"I really wonder if she stands a chance against 3 divas. This should be interesting but is her head in the right place?" JBL asked.
Morgan gets stopped by Eva Marie as the crowd boos her. 
"I can't wait for our match tonight so I can finally prove to you how I'm a better wrestler than you. And you're going to be all alone. No one, not even your little boyfriend can help you. Maybe after I win, he'll see what a great woman I am instead." Eva boasted while Morgan glared at her. "Dean Ambrose right? He is pretty cute. Not to mention hot. I wonder what he sees in you. You're so wild and crazy. You're also violent. Guys like classy girls. Not trashy. So, once I beat you tonight, Dean will be all over me. I can't wait. Once he comes to me, he won't even be thinking about you at all." 
"Uh oh. This isn't good." Cole said as Morgan exhaled with her eyes tearing up.
"If I were Eva, I would leave," King warned
"Ha! Are you about to cry? Wow...you're not tough at all. You got soft. It seems that if I get under your skin, you'll break."
"Yes, I am breaking. I'm going through my breaking point because I am about to cry tears of anger if you don't get out my face." Morgan growled.
"You see? This is why Dean needs a real woman. And I can be that for him. And in fact...I might just pay him a visit after our little match. I'd kill to see him shirtless. And maybe sneak a kiss. But I guess I have to wait. See you in the ring." Eva smirked and walked away as Morgan gave her an icy glare as the segment ended.
Morgan tweets 'I'm done being nice. #TurnUp'
'Later'
Morgan is getting ready for her match and Kaitlyn walks up to her as she gets a nice reception. "Hey, Kaitlyn..."
"Hey. I just saw what happened between you and Eva. What is going on?"
"Nothing..."
"What is going on with you Morgan?"
"Look I'm just...going through stuff..."
"Going through stuff? You're letting these people get inside your head. Morgan, don't tell me you are going to change just because someone says you're wild and crazy. So what? Who cares? That is who you are. I mean, are you really going to let Eva say all that stuff? Especially about your boyfriend?"
"No..."
"Then give her the ass beating she deserves. Don't let her words bring you down. You are so much stronger than this. Stop doubting."
"I'm not."
"Yes, you are because you let Eva get to your head. Do you honestly think Dean is going to choose her over you? He loves you. Now go out there and please bring all that emotion out of you. I see the frustration on your face. You want to hurt someone. How about you take those emotions and take it out on the divas like you usually do?"
Morgan sighed and nodded. "Okay."
"I'll be watching. Please punch her for me."
Morgan tweets 'Okay, no mercy tonight. Eva is going to regret everything #TheTwirlingPrincess will overcome this handicap match.'
Kaitlyn replies, 'Yeah! #TurlsUnite WWEMorgan101'
'At The Gorilla'
Before Melanie's match, she starts stretching and has a frown on her face. 
"Aye, it's the wild diva," Joe said with a warm smile as he walked up to her with Jon and Colby.
"What?" Melanie snapped in a dark tone.
"Whoa, whoa, what did we do wrong?" Colby asked with surprise.
She cleared her throat. "Sorry, I'm getting into character. I have to make sure I'm in a pissed off mood. Sorry, hehe,"
"Well, you're doing it right that's for sure,"
"Ready for the upcoming storyline?" Jon asked.
"I'm nervous. I mean, I hope the fans don't think of me badly. I still want to be a child's favorite diva." Melanie shrugged
"They will. Don't worry," he reassured
'In The Ring'
Layla, Eva Marie and Brie were already in the ring. 
"In the ring are the divas who are facing Morgan in a handicap match. This match is so unfair, I don't think Morgan can take on three divas at once." King sighed.
"The self proclaimed Twirling Princess needs to think of a game plan, that's for sure," JBL said. 
Morgan walks out to her theme with a frown as the crowd gives her a loud reception. She stares down the three divas while they taunt her.
"Oh man...she's not grinning or twirling tonight," King said with disappointment.
"Not in the mood she's in tonight. She's ready to decimate these divas." Cole mentioned.
"Loser!" Brie said and put an 'L' on her head. Layla starts to do the same and so does Eva.
"How's Dean?" Eva Marie asked with a smirk.
After that question, Morgan snapped and ran to the ring as the crowd cheered with anticipation. 
"Here we go!" King yelled as Morgan speared the first person she could get her hands on. Thankfully, it was Eva Marie. As soon as she spears her, she starts unloading on her.
"The match didn't even start yet!" Cole exclaimed as Eva started screaming for dear life. 
Layla and Brie try to grab her off of her. Moments later they do as the ref grabs Morgan to the corner while Brie and Layla hold Eva.
"Are you serious!?" Eva cried with her hair all over the place.
"Well, the crowd is in Morgan's corner tonight," Cole said.
"Get off of me! Get off of me!" Morgan yelled as the ref released her. 
She puts her hair in a neat ponytail, showing everyone that she is not playing around and is ready for business.
"Someone's getting serious!" JBL exclaimed
"You want to taunt me? You wanted to do this right? Well, let's go. I want you in this ring right now." she points to Eva.
"Nope, not a chance." Eva gets on the apron as the crowd boos her and Layla starts off the match.
The Philly Diva nodded, "You know what? Fine." 
'Ding Ding Ding.'
"And here we-Oh!" Cole exclaimed as Morgan hit Layla with a quick backfire and went for the pin as she looked at Brie and Eva. 
She puts her fingers up as the fans chant "1! 2! 3!" and Layla is eliminated as Eva and Brie look surprised.
"She's not playing around." JBL looked in awe.
"Was that even 10 seconds?" King started chuckling. Morgan throws Layla out of the ring and turns her concentration to Brie and Eva. "Is it me or does Morgan look hot when she's mad?"
"It's always you and the beauty king..." Cole said.
"You get in the ring," Brie said to Eva.
Eva quickly shakes her head. "No way."
Brie gets off the apron. 
"Get in the ring Eva." The ref ordered. 
Eva looks concerned for her safety as she gets in the ring.
"I think Eva lost her confidence," Cole pointed out 
"Okay, look, I was just kidding about all the things I said. Let's just forget about it." Eva said with a fake smile.
"Oh, okay, sure, we can." Morgan gave her a fake grin.
"So nice for you to finally agree with me."
But then Morgan punches her in the face making her stumble on the mat. 
"That's gotta hurt." JBL winced.
Morgan grabs her by the hair, throwing her to a corner. She starts giving her hard chops to the chest as the crowd 'Woos' in response. She then throws Eva out of the ring and follows her as Eva clutches her chest.
"You want to try to intimidate me!? Huh!?" Morgan yelled and threw her to the barricade and to the ring back in and forth several times.
"We all knew this was going to happen. Morgan will never back down from anything." JBL said as she threw Eva back in the ring before throwing her around like a ragdoll.
"I know Eva regrets everything she said," Cole chuckled as Morgan hit her with a sinister kick in the face.
"Wait Morgan, wait." The ref said as he checked on Eva. "Do you want to continue?"
"No, I don't." Eva huffed as she got out of the ring. 
She did not want any part of Morgan's beating. All she wanted was to get out of the ring and escape from her fate. She finally learned her lesson to never mess with Morgan. Morgan gets out of the ring and grabs her by the hair.
"Don't think you're getting away easy!" she yelled and threw her back in the ring. 
Morgan hits the backfire on her and is about to pin her but stops. The crowd starts to cheer when she puts Eva in the breakdown as she starts tapping. 
"Morgan get off her! She's eliminated!" the ref yelled as she began to lean back in more, keeping the hold.
"Morgan is going to end up breaking something!" King exclaimed
"Morgan let go! Let go now!" The ref ordered. 
Morgan lets go and then throws Eva Marie out of the ring, angrily.
"Wanna mess with me again!? And stay away from my boys!" she yelled while Eva was still hurt from the beating. 
She gets help from another ref to go backstage while Morgan smirks at what she has done. Turning around slowly, she looks at Brie.
"No thank you," Brie muttered and got off the apron. She does the 'Loser' sign and starts walking through the crowd.
'Sierra'
'Hotel'
'India'
'Echo'
'Lima'
'Delta'
'Shield'
Brie quickly looks around but then sees Rollins walking through the crowd. 
"Oh no." Cole said.
"Oh yes!" JBL cheered
"Brie better get out of there." King warned.
Brie starts to run through the crowd but sees Roman walking her way. Morgan has her arms crossed and watches Brie scramble through the crowd in fear, smirking in amusement. Brie gets to ringside and starts running up the ramp. 
"No way, Morgan!" Brie exclaimed but then Ambrose blocked her way and glared at her.
She starts to back away from him but gets picked up over his shoulder as she screams. She gets thrown back into the ring as Morgan grabs her by the hair and hits the backfire on her which makes a big impact on the mat.
"Brie might be out cold. Did you hear and see that impact?" King cringed as Morgan pinned her for the win.
Fans tweet:
'I love aggressive Morgan.'
'When The Shield came out, I got so hype! #BelieveInMorgan'
Morgan tweets '#RuthlessMorgan returned tonight. It was worth it.'
'Later'
Dean, Roman and Seth are in the ring with Big Show as Morgan looks on. 
"Well, Morgan looks calm after the beating she gave those women. I'm just glad she is okay and won the match." King said
"Are you kidding? She didn't break a sweat." JBL praised
'Ding Ding Ding'
Big Show quickly goes after Roman and pushes him out of the ring. Dean and Seth try to gang up on him but Show pushes them away. He throws Dean on the turnbuckle and throws Seth into him. Morgan winces as the Big Show hits Seth with a big body splash. He throws Ambrose out of the ring and turns his attention back to Rollins.
"Poor Seth." She said with a worried look before she went to check on Ambrose.
When Big Show throws him out of the ring, Seth holds his knee in pain since he tweaked it with his match against Ziggler earlier. As Roman slides back in the ring, he gets speared by Show. 
"What a spear!" Cole exclaimed
"If he keeps this up he will be victorious," King guaranteed.
The crowd claps for the Big Show while Morgan and Dean grab Roman by the legs to pull him out of the ring. 
"Guess it's time for The Shield to regroup." Cole said as 'Big Show' chants surround the arena. "Reigns is still floored by that spear."
Morgan checks on Roman outside the ring while Ambrose tries to put Show in a headlock but gets thrown off his back. 
"Roman, you all right?" she asked with concern as Roman held his stomach and gritted his teeth.
"Yeah...I'll be fine." he managed to say.
"All right." she turned her attention back to the ring. As The Big Show takes control, he steps on Seth's back as Seth yells out in pain. "Hey! Get off of him! Do your job, ref!" 
"450 pounds!" Cole exclaimed as the ref tried to stop Big Show.
"Show is decimating The Shield." JBL said. 
Once Show throws Seth out of the ring, he starts to take control of Ambrose. He goes to give him a chokeslam but Morgan gets on the ropes.
"No! Don't do it!" she yelled. 
The ref tries to get Morgan off the apron, but as Big Show and the ref are distracted by her, Seth comes up from behind and hits Show's leg as he releases Ambrose.
"Again and again she always saves her team," Cole exclaimed while Morgan smirked in satisfaction.
"So? She's doing what she wants to do. It's smart. Big Show needs to remember not to pay her any attention next time." JBL shrugged. 
Rollins gives Big Show a big knee on the head from the top rope as
Ambrose gets a 2 count. They try to suplex him but Big Show counters and suplexes them. When The Big Show turns around, he gets speared by Reigns. 
"There are bodies everywhere, good grief." JBL chuckled
"Everybody's down." King watched.
"We got to put him down. We got to put him down." Seth repeated as The Shield recovered and stood up.
Roman roared and The Shield hit him with the triple powerbomb. Roman, Seth and Dean, still feeling the effects of Big Show's moves, crawl over to Show and pin him to win.
'Later'
The Shield guard the ring while Vince and Stephanie are in the ring. The rest of the roster is on the stage. Morgan shakes her head slightly as Triple H walks down the ramp while Stephanie claps for him. 
"Give it up for the game!" Vince announced.
"I guess The Shield are running security," Cole said.
Triple H gets in the ring. "I had my doubts but in the end, you did the right thing," Vince said and hugged him.
Triple H grabs the mic. 'You sold out' chants erupt in the crowd as Morgan mentally agrees. 
"So I guess this is where I'm supposed to explain myself to all of you right? As you would put it, why I would throw away the future and why I would screw Daniel Bryan. It always makes me laugh, how short sighted all of you are. I did what I did last night to ensure the future of the WWE. I did what I did last night, for all of you." Triple H explained
"Wow..." Morgan grumbled as she rolled her eyes.
"I did it for you, I did it for all of your children, I did it for their children, I did it for all of you." Triple H pointed to the roster. "...standing up on top of that ramp."
Morgan sees Teddy Long and Brad Maddox clapping for him. 
"Asskissers..." She mumbled as she stood next to Ambrose, Roman and Seth.
"I did this for my wife, and our children so that this can exist in their future. I did this for each and every one of you in the WWE Universe. So that this can exist in all of your futures. You think I wanted to do that to Daniel Bryan? Hell, I like Daniel Bryan. I consider him as a friend. I'm a big fan. He deserved to win but let's be honest. WWE champion? Face of the WWE?" Triple H asked as the fans chanted 'Yes' all over the arena.
"No. No. You, you deserve better than that. You deserve the complete package. You deserve A plus. Not B. Don't ever settle for less. I gave you A plus. And Daniel Bryan comes out here and says he has a personal problem with that? That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. You think he has personal problems? What about my personal problems? Let's put this on me for a second, forget Daniel Bryan. How did I feel about this personally? You think I wanted to do this to Daniel? 15 years of blood sweat and tears? No, it hurt me. It hurt me personally to do that to Daniel Bryan. And let's look at the guy I did it with. You think I liked doing that with him?" Triple H continued
"Hell no. I took away all that bitter feeling to do what was right for all of you. I don't really care about Daniel's personal problems. To say you have personal problems with it is just selfish Daniel. This is not all about you. You need to check your ego at the door pal. Just like I do mine. It's not about me, it's not about what I do, it's about the WWE Universe. You put your personal feelings aside and you do what is right for business." He added.
"You have got to be kidding me..." Morgan mumbled as 'Daniel Bryan' chants surround the arena. 
"And right now, I am gonna do what needs to be done and I'm gonna put aside my personal feelings one more time and I am gonna bring the future, your future, the face of the WWE. The coal that has become the diamond. I give you the new WWE champion, the Viper, Randy Orton!" Triple H announced.
'I hear voices in my head'
Orton walks out slowly with his title. 
"Here is the man who cashed in his money in the bank to Daniel Bryan to win the title," Cole announced. 
As Orton is at the end of the ramp, Morgan steps up to him and he stops in front of her. She gave him a disappointed look, trying to comprehend what was going on.
"Why? I don't understand why you would do this." She weakly said as Randy responded by giving her a cold stare.
"Looks like Morgan is disappointed and upset at her friend for what he did at SummerSlam." Cole looked on.
"That's surprising," King said as JBL agreed
Orton smirks and walks past her as she looks down and turns around to look at him. Orton shakes Vince's hand and then Triple H's hand. Orton and Stephanie look at each other and she hugs him. 
"After all the things he has done to that woman?" Cole asked.
Orton grabbed a mic. "I told you so. I told you that when I cashed in, you would not see it coming. And here I stand before you, for the 10th time, the Apex Predator of the WWE. Now I'm not used to saying thank you. But after what you did last night for me Triple H, I owe all of this to you." Orton shakes his hand and gives him a bro hug. "As a matter of fact, everyone in this arena should stand on their feet and show this man the respect he deserves." 
Stephanie and Vince applaud them while Orton gives the mic back to Triple H.
"Now, since we own the place, we have eyes and ears everywhere and I know that Daniel Bryan is in this building. So here's the thing, I know you have a personal issue, so I'm offering you to come in this ring and get it all off your chest. So Daniel, come on out. You know what? Hold on, Shield guys, Ambrose, Lopez, Reigns, Rollins, can you do me a favor? You guys are a little intimidating and he's probably scared. You mind moving to the side?" Triple H asked as The Shield move to the side. "I don't want anyone touching Daniel Bryan. Anyone that touches Daniel Bryan, there is going to be problems. That includes you 4 as well. Daniel come on out."
"There he is!" Triple H said as Daniel walked out with his jeans and his T-Shirt. As soon as he tries to get in the ring, Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns start to attack him.
"Come on!" Cole exclaimed but then Daniel fought back. He throws Reigns to the steel steps and tries to get in the ring but Ambrose holds him off and they start fighting up on the ramp until Seth hits him from behind. Morgan starts to look conflicted. "What is Morgan doing? Is she going to help her team?"
"She looks confused." JBL pointed out as she stood there and didn't know what to do. 
Daniel kicks Seth's tweaked knee and kicks him in the face. Ambrose runs towards Daniel but he flips him over as Dean's back hits the ramp.
"Look at Bryan go!" Cole shouted
Daniel turns to Morgan and starts walking up to her but she shakes her head. 
"I'm not going to do anything," She admitted and kept her distance from him.
After taking a good look at her body language and conflicted expression, he could tell she was telling the truth and backed off. He turns his attention to the ring, instead. Triple H ignores the fact that Morgan did not try to attack Daniel and begins to speak again.
"Let's talk about this. Get your feelings out." Triple H said as Daniel walked to the ring. He gets speared by Reigns as Ambrose, Reigns and Rollins beat on him and are about to do the powerbomb. "Whoa no no no no no no no, hold on. Put him down, stop, put him down. That's not what I want. Daniel Bryan has something to say, Daniel, let him come in the ring and say it." 
Bryan recovers and slowly gets back in the ring.
"Come on, show some guts. That's it. You got it." Triple H cheered as he made it to the ring but got RKOed by Randy.
Morgan looks at him in disbelief. 
"Just as Daniel was getting in the ring?" King exclaimed as Vince, Triple H, Stephanie and Orton raise up their hands.
"Our new WWE champion. The face of the WWE. Randy Orton." JBL declared.
"This is a black day for WWE." 
Morgan tweets 'Everything is just so screwed up. #Conflicted #WhyRandyWhy'
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"I-­I don't understand why you would do this. You couldn't wait for another time? I mean, right after Triple H pedigreed Bryan? Why?" Morgan asked as she looked up at Randy, backstage.
"Aren't you proud of me? You're supposed to be a so-called friend of mine," he recalled
"I am your friend but this was not cool. What you did was wrong."
"Morgan, you should know me by now."
"I thought I did but right now, you aren't the Randy I know."
"Well, this is the real me. Get used to it." He coldly stated and walked away.
"Don't have a choice..." She sighed with a disappointed look.
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