#Why can't they be as romantic as Thane or as cool as Miranda??

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All human men suck except one (Kaidan)

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Okay, so you get to have an orgy in mass effect, but you only get to invite 7 people. Who are you inviting and why?

Also, what songs would be on the playlist for the event?

can i fuck one person 7 times instead? no? ok cool.

man i don't like orgies; I'm an attention whore, if I'm not at the centre of your world during sex then I don't even wanna be there

but if you put a gun to my head then hmm, I can't pick my favourites (Thane) bc I would get jealous over them despite us literally being in the same orgy. Oh you glanced at someone else? While giving me head? Death penalty.

I guess Garrus can come...and cum. Just not in me, shoo. Go finish on someone else birdie. Miranda unironically seems fun in orgies, def want her there, maybe I can pop a tit in my mouth or something.

I would invite Tali, but I'm worried for her health & safety. Likewise, I would invite Mordin, but I'm worried for my own health & safety.

oh, Javik, definitely! get some prothean protien in the diet. He'd make things interesting too, maybe treat it as his own personal harem rather than a communal orgy which is fine in my book, I don't wanna be the leader in this group project.

Jaal because I'm 90% sure angara and orgies go hand in hand. Plus it would be absolutely hilarious to see him interact with Javik.

It's never a complete orgy without an asari... but I fear Javik might antagonise her. No bullying allowed in my christian minecraft server orgy!

Feron bc there is no way I'm getting through this sober, at least one drell in the mix.

Drack.

this is quickly turning into a sausage feast, and I'm trying to think of women, but none of them would realistically agree to an orgy. Ashley? no way. Jack? Ha, not anymore. Samara? maybe in a cuck chair. Otherwise, her code says no. Vetra? Aria? Nyreen? Absolutely not. Any and all krogan women deserve a 1 on 1 heartfelt night.

Liara might agree...but I want to take her to dinner and have a romantic night alone instead :( She's my asari you can't have her! go away! get your own asari.

But PB? Yeah, she'd be 100% down. plus her dad is an elcor and yk how freaky down dirty they can get.

So

Garrus

Miranda

Javik

Jaal

Feron

Drack

PB

I think one person might die.

I could also just have an orgy with 7 different geth, Legion being part of them is very preferable but never mandatory. Have you seen how hot and tall the huge red ones are?

Or more preferably

Samara

Matriarch Aethyta

Matriarch Benezia

Consort Sha'ira

Aria

PB

Lexi

Because i am no better than a dog

I would also jump at the opportunity for a threesome with Admiral Hackett and Captian Anderson. You didn't ask, but I needed you to know this vital information. Thane & his wife seem kinda fun. Kaidan & James. Ashley & Liara.

As for a playlist, we're listening to Gangbang by Ayesha Erotica on repeat. Maybe the brat album if it gets stale?