#When is CAA really going to be held accountable for being Harvey the Hutt's pimp?

[allycat75]

I think I have figured out some reasons you haven't wanted to leave your Svengalis at CAA, Boston Dumb Fuck.

With the acquisition of Orbital, you can be in any of their movies from the comfort of your own home, it seems.

With this agreement with Deal Productions, you can get yourself a fake girlfriend from Luxembourg. Go Luxembourg 🇱🇺!

And is CAA Media Finance how they said you could get your Gene Kelly movie produced?

(A quick reminder that at this point this could be career suicide because Mr. Kelly was a known misogynist who liked his women young, something, ironically, you could have gotten away with prior to "marrying" a Lotita obsessed teenage-looking woman, who to the outside, looked like you treated like shit- ignoring her, barely holding her hand or kissing her, dragging her through Central Park like a big brute. We know the truth, but even we can't defend your oh so romantic V-day videos- one where you took away her agency by posting something she asked you not to post because you thought it was "cute" when all it did was make her look stupid; which again, we know she is dumber than a bag of hammers, but try selling the innocent looking girl vs. the big bad powerful celebrity man and see who wins the sympathy vote. And should we even mention the chin puppet snuff video again- the one where you are maniacally laughing in the background, while your hand is gripped tightly around her nose, when a simple cloth of some sort would have sufficed. She is obviously disoriented and confused because, let's face it, it's a daft idea in it's most innocent form. But then you made the creative choice to take the camera down her throat for some reason- is it because you gave up and knew this is where her true and only talent lies, Scorsese?).

Next time, don't wish on a Monkey's Paw!