#Well boruto can be explained since the plot armor don't work anymore

[hiems-incaelo]

Welp I made this to prove a point BUT-

FIGHTS SASUKE HAS NOT WON BY DIRECTLY KILLING HIS OPPONENT:

1. Sas vs. Kakashi. Ya know how that ended, bitch got buried alive lmao

2. Sas vs. Haku. Dude almost fucken died but at least we got the sns screentime

3. Sas vs. Lee. Bitch got done dirty

4. Sas vs. Orochimaru. Well yall know how that ended. One vampire bite and a whole lot of uncovered trauma later and he still didnt beat a bitch. Hella cool fight tho

5 . Sas vs. That One Dude In The Preliminaries. so ye he did technically beat the dude but he didn't kill him and also he went into a coma like right after so it doesn't count

6. Sas vs. Gaara p.1. ok. MAYBE he was winning, but rll we'll never know

7. Sas vs. Gaara p.2. This man got beat up so much u won't even believe it.

8. Sas vs. Itachi. Not even gonna elaborate on this one

9. Sas vs. Naruto p.1. The holes in da tanks explain for themselves

10. Sas vs. Sound Four. U know he would blame it on his bare feet and pajamas. U know it rll just was his existential crisis and underestimation issues.

11. Sas vs. Naruto pt.2. He spent dat whole fight talkin bout how he was gonna kill nart, and he HAD HIM UNCONSCIOUS and the only thing he did was stare at his forehead. Gay little shit

12. Sas vs. Team Kakashi. OK maybe if it wasn't for orochimaru he would have actually killed em but we don't know that do we

13. Sas vs. Orochimaru pt.2. Yes he did kill him but not rll cuz he was still alive in the curse mark wasn't he. Also oro was hella weak and sick so rll it was a bitch move

14. Sas vs. Deidara. Deidara blew himself up. YES I KNOW that Sas lowkey forced dei to do it BUT he didn't hand the killing blow himself SO it does not count

15. Sas vs. Itachi. We all know itachi let him win. If anything, the wall killed him.

16. Sas vs. Killer B. Bitch got done dirty part two

17. Sas vs. Five Kage. Ok I'll say it was impressive that he stayed alive the whole time while fighting the five Kage BUT rll who actually expected him to kill anyone lmao

18. Sas vs. Danzo. Danzo ALSO did a hella weird seal thing. I'll be nice on this one tho and say that Sas is Def the one who defeated him. Killing him tho? Another story.

19. Sas vs sakura. OK we all know sakura would've been dead if it wasn't for Kakashi or Naruto but she's still alive isn't she??

20. Sas vs. Kakashi. I rll wanted to see more if this figth ngl

21. Sas vs Naruto pt.3. Well I won't blame him cuz he DID just fight like the five Kage and Danzo and Kakashi and he's also like halfblind so

22. Sas vs. Kabuto. First of all Kabuto isn't ded second of all rll itachi did all the work and u know it

23. Sas vs. Madara. Bitch fucken died himself lmao

24. Sas vs. Kaguya. She got sealed away, and even if she was killed Sas didn't do it by himself

25. Sas vs. Naruto p.4. Ngl I DID cry when I watched this ep. Hella emotional. also WHAT HAPPENED TO 'FUCK THE GOVERNMENT' WOKE SASUKE I'll never forgive kishimoto for fucking with his character like that

26. Sas vs. Weird girl from his special series. Don't remember her name. Chiro? Shiro? Chinso? Idk well she's still alive and that's what matters

27. Sas vs. Kinshiki. 10/10 amazing fight. Did not kill him tho

28. Sas vs. Momoshiki. Welp 1) it was Sas AND nart and 2) Momoshiki got this karma in boruto or whatever

29. Sas vs. Jigen. Bitch got done dirty part three

Conclusion: Sasuke is amazing and the goat and stuff but he didn't rll kill anyone did he

(might be cuz he literally saw hundreds of corpses when he was seven and so he was obv deeply traumatized and prob disagreed with killing other ppl. This comes back in the Manga too, but the anime unnecessarily makes him kill random characters to make him look colder. Idk)

welp I still love him either way. Hate what boruto did to him tho, he's a bootlicker now smh