#We're not gonna talk about me only being able to skate for like 15 minutes when I tried last winter shhhh

[hyenabeanz]

Reporting for duty. 🫡💜

Make a team out of your pwhl tumblr besties (just for funsies)

Oh LORD

You’re asking me to pick favorites AND to assign people positions?

Obviously @aerinfrankellove is at goalie. Take on the power of all those goaltenders you pack bonded with!

Do I count as my own bestie? Cause I don’t trust anyone else at center. I’m big, I’m ambidextrous, I’ve got good ice vision. I’m putting @soffecoeur and @tksupremacy on my wings. Idk who’s on which. Sort out whatever side you like.

I think @hyenabeanz has the right demeanor to be on defense (patient, level-headed, very analytical). I also think @pwhl-mybeloved has the right demeanor to be on the other D side (willing to kill at my word).

That’s only one line. We’ll play all 60 minutes. I’ve done my bag skates.