#We're going to the comedy club :D

[mossistyping]

Can my plushie Espeon throw Yawn at me. I have the appointment with immigration doctor in the morning. A polio shot to do. And a night out with friends. Pls. I need to get some sleeppp

[kaylinalexanderbooks]

Who spoils who? Does their S/O tolerate it? Do they secretly enjoy it?

What's something that they don't really care for but tolerate because S/O has an interest?

Have they ever almost lost one another? How does it effect their relationship?

Hello! Sorry it took forever to respond. (OC relationship ask game here!)

Doing the couples canon to Part One.

55. Who spoils who? Does their S/O tolerate it? Do they secretly enjoy it?

Jazlyn/Ewan - Ewan absolutely spoils Jazlyn, and Jazlyn loves the attention.

Wade/Teo - They are both the type to spoil each other, so it depends on your definition of it, I think. Teo is more likely to shower Wade with spoils, but is more needy than Wade, and Wade is more likely to be a touch overbearing. I guess Teo?

Gwen/Akash - They're kinda the opposite of the previous. Neither are the type to spoil. They're just committed and take their relationship seriously. I guess Akash slightly because he's insecure and Wants To Make Sure Gwen Is Happy At All Times even though she's happy just being with him.

54. What's something that they don't really care for but tolerate because S/O has an interest?

Jazlyn/Ewan - Jazlyn likes music just fine, but not music theory. However, if Ewan wants to run a song he's working on by her, she's more than happy to listen to what he has to say and do, and she'll binge a show with him even though she'd rather be Doing something. Ewan also isn't the biggest fan of clubs or loud parties, but he's definitely gonna go to one if Jazlyn wants to go. Or if she wants to volunteer at a comedy show, he'll go up with her.

Wade/Teo - Teo does not like football but goes to all of Wade's games. He also allows Wade to make a pretty schedule for them. Wade isn't a D&D or LARPing person, but Teo is, so he'll definitely join him with that.

Gwen/Akash - Akash isn't a hiker or a museum person, but he'll join Gwen on a date that she'll remember. Gwen doesn't love watching sports, but she'll sit down and watch every baseball and soccer game of the seasons if Akash wants to.

84. Have they ever almost lost one another? How does it effect their relationship?

Uhhhhh

First of all, wrong effect. It's affect. Effect is a noun. Affect is a verb. Glad we're on the same page.

Alright I'll stop being a dick. I'm stalling.

Let's pretend this is hypothetical :)

Jazlyn/Ewan - Jazlyn would try to move on and pretend she's fine but fail miserably. Ewan would feel like his life lost meaning. Going forward, Jazlyn would get more overprotective of Ewan and more reckless than she already is. Ewan would also be clingy and overbearing and get a little shorter with Jazlyn, just to make sure she stays out of danger.

Wade/Teo - Wade would be fueled like a stereotypical male assassin protagonist whose wife was killed in the first five minutes of the movie. He might neglect all responsibilities and needs in order to bring whomever harmed Teo to justice. Teo would be driven to figure out what happened, perhaps being in denial of what's going on, and keep going through sheer willpower to bring people to...well, justice, again, they think alike. Going forward, they'd mourn what they lost but never let each other go again.

Gwen/Akash - Gwen would make her new purpose in life Akash. Akash would become her drive, her motivation, her fire burning inside spreading outward. She may lock herself away from others to make sure she made the system change for Akash's benefit, she's going to turn the place upside down to make sure that Akash is avenged. Akash on the other hand would probably lose all motivation if something happened to Gwen. He'd shut down. Their relationship would be on hold as they went through their own internal shit about losing each other, but they'd recover eventually.

Woo that was a lot. Thanks for the ask and for the wait! Not that you had a choice in the latter lol

TSP intro

TSP tag list (ask to be +/-): @thepeculiarbird @illarian-rambling @televisionjester @finchwrites

@nebula--nix @literarynecromancy @honeybewrites @the-golden-comet

[tulipe-rose]

ME REACTING TO DAZAI'S ENTRANCE EXAM PART TWO!! >:D

Previous || You're here || Next

Obvious spoilers ahead!!

White teeth? Well it's a good thing he's been taking care of his hygiene a lot more since his defection.

Man, I feel bad for the HR, they must've been suffering hell for the past three days ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ

How, and why is this not used in fics? Like it's such a delicate, and domestic part of their dangerous lives. Seeing Doppo, and the President in a non work environment with them being so... Idk? More casual than usual? Mini Doppo is openly ranting about his misfortunes with Dazai, and Fukuzawa feeling pretty bad about putting this responsibilities onto him. He knows Doppo has his pride as an agency member, and would never back down from such a challenge. Their student–mentor relationship is so dear to me.

Harbinger of misfortune Dazai? Sounds like a good Yokai!au title for him. He'd haunt the agency members after running away from his responsibilities as a Yokai to bring misfortune upon humans, only to stumble upon an albino boy while on the run. The albino has great cursed energy, if he didn't know any better, he would've believed that he was at least apart Yokai. Turns out this kid was but a middle schooler that attends the same school as that 'detective club', and decides to stick with him for a while. Cue the misadventures of the misfortune Yokai, and an unknowning Yokai of mysterious nature. >:D

SHOUT OUT TO MUSHITARŌ OGŪRI!! OUR FAVORITE BOYY!!!

AUGH OUCH. Imagine them having this conversation when Oda joined in BEAST?!?! Kinda hurts though... This doesn't look like the first time they've had this conversation, and dare I say, they might've had it when Kyōka joined.

This answers... A lot. It's actually interesting to know that Doppo has a limit to how many pages he could use, really puts another dimension to his ability, and it's drawbacks.

I had to screenshot the whole thing, cause how can I not?

Comedy gold, right there officer.

Doppo is so unserious about Dazai, like 'Your pink elephants, they're still flying?' Dazai is just matching the mocking wavelength of the conversation, and be like 'Negative! Purple ones are the flying ones! The pinks are just too boring sometimes! What's with the purples anyways? We're going to exterminate them? They were kind of a nuisance tbh.'

Also Dazai 'Average bozo' Osamu is just HDBWHSV LMAO DOPPO STOP BULLYING EACH OTHER.

Doppo sweetie you are so strong, I wouldn't have lasted in the asylum where you're living. Especially with him as your workmate.

Then perhaps dead apple was a horror story then? Shibusawa's ghost/Ability/whatever the hell that was surely composed at least an email or two.

Of course Doppo isn't scared (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

He is our big, stronk boy 〳•̀⁠ v ⁠•́⁠ ⁠〵

[oranges-arent-fruits-idiot]

hello world!!!

so hi!! we are a system with 30ish alters! you can always call us whichever one is fronting or just axce/kaeso/kae to refer to the body! since we're plural you can use the fronting party's pronouns or just honestly any pronouns you want, mainly neopronouns! i'm quite excited, sorry :D

to see our original thoughts you can search the tag "#kae post" for that!

check out our simply plural for more on alters (trust me i'll have a link out soon)

i'm your local nyc street rat coming out of his cave to tell you strange tales of the world around y'all (and maybe i'll make this an ARG but I Really Have No Clue)

we will often use plural pronouns, bad grammar/weird spelling, leetspeak, numbers, alternate caps, and other stuff so be patient plz diagnosed: autism adhd ptsd DID dyslexia dyscalcia EDS and potentially bpd (aka haha we're fucked up)

most alters are atheist but amara, mara, aspen, and vanessa practice Celtic paganism

hyperfixations/interests

minecraft

stardew valley

omori

queer history

riot grrrl punk

hyperpop

nerdcore

horrorcore rap

pop punk

crust punk

will wood & the tapeworms

penelope scott

undertale/deltarune

the theorist channels

markiplier

unus annus

memey music from the early-mid 2010s

prehistoric creatures in funny looking jars

mesosaurs

lemon demon

tally hall

jack stauber

analog horror

old cancelled kids shows (shirt tales)

helluva boss

doki doki literature club

the binding of isaac

guitar

bass (not the fish)

psychology

stand up comedy (john mulaney and bo burnham)

pokemon

animal crossing

south park

poppy playtime

vita carnis (analogue horror)

the boiled one phenomenon (analogue horror)

the man in the suit (analogue horror)

the mandela catalogue (analogue horror)

the fnaf vhs tapes (analogue horror)

bosivert (analogue horror)

vocaloids (especially miku)

sanrio (mostly kuromi and kero kero keroppi)

musicals but especially heathers

early 2000's dcoms (the OC, 90210 (the remake), one tree hill, etc)

early 2000's sitcoms (parks and rec, the office, gilmore girls, etc)

the hunger games

special interests (current and past):

FNaF

homestuck

political science (i'm an athiest but still Praying For Our Country Cause The Fucking Election Is Going To Doom Us All)

kandi (the Cool Rave Bracelets)

insane clown posse (icp)

analogue horror in general

minecraft

Greco-Roman and Asian world history

ALTERS: (hearts indicate which alters are currently known to be dating @meri-goround, the rest are either, a. traumaholders who shouldnt, b. aroace alters, c. children or not emotionally competent enough to date, or d. alters who are currently dormant/practically never front)

ace ♠️ - 11, thankfully gave up host role, the body's first resident, gender-fluid bisexual demirose and greyrose. kind of chaotic and also an autistic child with ptsd so be nice. just split into ace and axce recently so sorry if you're confused. mostly just a traumaholder now. pronouns are he/they/she

axce ❤️ - such a silly goober! funny haha autistc gremiln. eats too much soup. loves her girlfriend sooooooo much! transfem bi bundle of rage, pronouns are ze/she/he/they ❤️

ada ⚠️  - 6, old self, ptsd, autism, and bpd. trauma-holder. constantly causes problems but also shouldn't be attacked, she's really fragile. pronouns are she/it

??? ⚰️ - ??, demonic entity/personification of trauma/body's schizoaffective. doesn't front but can be detrimental to other's mental states. pronouns are ????

becka 🛝 - 7, one of the first splits. reeeeeeeaaaaallyy big traumaholder. pretty much has complete amnesia to everything else tho. tries to act socially and emotionally competent and cishetalloabled but can’t. pronouns are she/her?

ashley 😡 - 9, complete personality copy of our first abuser. really shitty person. just gonna try to ignore her lol. pronouns are she/they

tobias 😨 - 9, complete personality copy of our second abuser. really shitty guy. just gonna try to ignore him lol. pronouns are they/them

mori 💀 - 10-15 year old (we don't know) non-binary/agender thing who likes dnd, journaling, cosplay, mcyts, and old tech. your average white frog non-binary stereotype. autistic. only wears sweaters. pronouns are xe/mori ❤️

alex 🎤 - 19, trans gay stand-up comedian. likes anime and rap. kinda basic white boy (can't cook). dyslexic and dumb. he hates it here. chronic pain and fatigue. doesn't front much but can cause he's a dumbshit and doesn't know how most of the time. pronouns are he/him ❤️

apsen 🔥 - 15, ur average punk juggalo who likes to break shit. he is nice, though! he is a kin of foxybro/young micheal from fnaf. keeps making way too many damn battlevests. pronouns are he/him ❤️

amara 🌺 - 16, feminine friend to the littles who likes flowers and the outdoors. transfem and aroace. likes to play stardew valley. cooks a lot. pronouns are she/her ❤️

mara 🌼 - 15, quiet introvert who's really good at video games. talks in a really high voice and is super calm. really smart and good at remembering things. panromantic ace demi-girl. pronouns are they/she ❤️

ara 🌸 - 14, sassy babysitter who has no concept of math. trans bisexual aromantic girl. this girl has all the adhd. she really likes fruit smoothies and taylor swift. seems like a trashy white girl but is really self aware and punk. someone showed her an ani difranco concert and she got so excited she shaved her head lol. pronouns are she/xe ❤️

ash 💥 - 7 (a little), creative and fun! one of the main fronters, surprisingly! androgynous bi-gender little who wants to be an artist! plays a lot of video games and draws with crayons! uses many exclamation points! kins sun (fnaf), nepeta (homestuck) and ash (pokémon)! very dyslexic and dyspraxic and has unmedicated ADHD and bad sensory issues! likes pokémon, minecraft, fnaf, and homestuck (it is too old for him but he learned about it through ace and can't stop reading it) and their fandoms and fansongs! pronouns are he/she/ze/sun/ash

dave 💿  - fictive of dave strider from homestuck, 14, trans and bi, uses any pronouns

sun ☀️ - fictive of sun from fnaf, protector/caretaker of the littles. rarely fronts, almost exclusively co-fronts with greg or ash. 16, genderqueer, pronouns are they/he/she/sun

elizabeth 🍦 - fictive of elizabeth afton from fnaf. super loud and obnoxious. 8 (a little), transfem, pronouns are she/her

evan afton 🧸 - fictive of evan afton (crying child) from fnaf. trauma-holder. completely nob-verbal and non-communicative. 6 (a little), pronouns are he/him

gamzee 🎪 - fictive of gamzee makara from homestuck, 17, trans aroace, pronouns are he/they. one of the main fronters for some reason. skitzoaffective and autism. mostly mute other than saying completely crazy shit (voicing intrusive thoughts). really hates school. pities his friends. 

mituna ⭐️ - fictive of mituna captor from homestuck, 4 (a little), trans, uses any pronouns. super creative and loud but non-verbal. makes a lot of noises and tries to communicate in crude ASL and his own sign language. really bad sensory issues.

sollux 🌟 - fictive of sollux captor from homestuck, 17, bi-gender and bisexual, pronouns are he/she/bee. token older sibling who is so tired and annoyed. looks constantly hungover. addicted to tumblr. ❤️

gregory 🍕 - fictive of gregory from fnaf. most people call him greg. one of the main fronters. the only competent one in the system, wstg. really loves his source. 14, trans and aroace, pronouns are he/they ❤️

vannessa 🐰 - fictive of vanessa from fnaf. a protector. 19, trans and aromantic aplatonic. pronouns are she/they. ❤️

DNI:

bigots

exclusionaries

racists

pro endos

facists

republicans

TERFS

rude people

proshippers

endos/other -genics that are NOT TRAUMAGENIC PLS DONT INTERACT I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH SYSCOURSE ON MY BLOG EVEN THO I’M ANTI ENDO

aphobes/transphobes/homophobes

creepy peeps (pedos, zoos, MAPs, etc)

anyone I know IRL that shouldn’t know my tumblr exists (except tez, st4r, and don)

people i've blocked b4 on other accounts (u know who u r)

anyone who just doesn't like what i have to say if it's harmless (i'll take criticism but if you're gonna come to my blog to be an asshole for no reason then Screw You, Man!)

[merakiui]

I literally just listen to what the brain worms say... And their verdict was 3D$

—Eel anon

Mera I have returned from the underworld, how have you been? I hope things have been goin well for you <3

—Eel anon

- - -

EEL ANON, HI HI HIII!!! :D how was your trip to the underworld!!! Welcome back! <3 I have been very well recently and things have been going smoothly. I hope it's also the same for you!!! <3 <3

As for your brain worms, their verdict is very interesting. Octavinelle, Kalim, and film research club!!! That's a fun combination!! I also think my vibes are similar to Kalim's. We're both very optimistic people hehe! Naturally, I'd thrive in both Octavinelle and the film research club. My vibes are flexible in that regard. >:3 I can be silly in Octavinelle and then devote my time to making a short film with Vil and the others in the film research club! It would have to be a horror film or maybe even a romantic comedy! I think that would be a fun experience.

(assign me a twst vibes!)

[drawthething]

Hey there! Here's a hard one. What are your top ten favorite Bob's Burgers episodes? 💖

You're enabling my ramble braincell by letting me do a top 10 list and for that I love ya ❤️ Okay okay here we go (I ranted about the first 3 eps a while ago so imma be real quick with them)

1. The Runaway Club: brilliant amazing perfect 👌👌👌 It's like they put all of my favourite candy favours in a jar!! Definitely my go to bobs ep at any time

2. The Oeder games: suuuch a good season finale 😭 We're getting Mr. Fischoeder and all these fun side characters along with Bob's glorious shining moments

3. Ex mach Tina: "oh it's a Tina & Jimmy Jr ep no wonder why you love it" yeah yeah yeah pffft. It's a super good and hilarious one too 😭 All the plots are so fun and god I'll never shut up about my boy's musoems

4. Yes without my Zeke: look, it's a Zeke & Jimmy Jr ep and you know I'd eat it up any day!! Their precious interactions from the beginning to the end just bless my heart ❤️ And it's a heist kind of ep sooo 👀👌 There's Frond, there's Branca and bam! Golden comedy! I like Randy's B plot and Arnold too :D My only issue would be that Tina's distaste towards Zeke is pretty ooc considering this is s9. A little injustice to their current dynamic I think

5. Mother daughter laser razor: best s3 ep? Linda & Louise interactions in the whole episode crack me up. Their little bond moment in the end though 😭. This is probably my favourite Logan & Cynthia ep too, they're so golden!! I LIVE for that Freaky Friday rant and the "Diiiie, Logan!" pffffft. And the B plot is so fun, Bob waxing his legs with Tina, letting Gene wax his legs and the little pep talk are both so funny and lovely!

6. The kids run away: probably my fav Louise episode :D Sooo many good lines. "Bribing Louise? We don't have that kind of money". I really love Gayle in this one. Like her apocalypse night rant? Pfffft. And her helping out Louise in the end ❤️ There's also Dr. Yap and the whole "SQUAAAT!" thing

7. Work hard or die trying girl: musical battles baby!! MUSICALS!! I love Gene & Courtney interactions in this one :D And you know I'd dig any ep where they manage to put these many Wagstaff kids together! They're all so perfect! Labonz's great, the ending play's great (actually no it's AMAZING), the outro's great! I'd kill for another episode like this one

8. Best Burger: good? So good? The whole fig store flashback itself is perfecta!! I fricking love the dialogues and voice acting in this one. How they address Gene's flaw and how it's kinda flipped to Bob's flaw too and how it's resolved during Gene's last minute delivery is 👌 Definitely one of their best moments. Super fun ep that's unexpectedly sweet :] Also Mickey and that drunk flashback scene pffffft

9. Bob Day Afternoon: why is this ep so fricking funny?? The legendary phone call bit is everything!! Mickey & Bosco are 👌. And Tina 😭 precious and hilarious as always. The family clinging onto Bob before he delivers burgers is both so funny and oddly sweet. Idk why I like it so much, I just pick this ep everytime I wanna go unwind mindlessly wheezing for 20 minutes pffft

10. Sea me now: my fav Teddy episode :] I don't think it's a masterpiece kind of ep but something about it just gives me looots of good vibes. The storyline is pretty fun, Teddy's arc is so lovely, and Tina's cellphone plot is so stupidly funny. I especially love the ending, always so heartfelt to me ❤️ (but it's Teddy so there're funny lines interrupting too pffft)

[faefaye]

E, F, L, N, O, P asks ^^

Let's go! I'll try to answer for both Tokyo Ghoul, because it's you asking =D, and LOTM which is definitely my primary fandom at this point.

(this got long so rest is under the cut :p)

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?

I've made incorrect quotes and memes for both fandoms and I consider those pretty cracky :p.

But in terms of fics, not really ^^;. I do have light-hearted / humourous fics for both fandoms, but I overall consider myself terrible at writing comedy. In fact, there's one fic I've written in my entire life that I would consider "crack" and I deleted that one off the face of the internet because I was too embarrassed days after posting it. It remains the only fic I've ever deleted to date (my general philosophy is not to delete fics since someone out there, now or in the future, might enjoy it, but I made an exception for that one, it also had zero hits which made the decision easy :p).

...

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?

Tough question. I never really leave a fandom once I've joined it - even if I move away from it, I'll continue to sometimes read fanfics / metas / see fanart etc. Case in point, Tokyo Ghoul. So my answer would likely be ~9 years, for the first fandom I ever joined (not naming it because it was before this account of mine :p). If that's not counted and we're talking about truly immersed in the fandom, I guess the longest is 3 / 4 years for Tokyo Ghoul.

...

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.)

Tokyo Ghoul: I choose Seidou. I think he's a very interesting character, an ordinary man in the CCG who contrasts everyone else then went on to become a half-ghoul in the most tragic way.

The reason I somewhat dislike him is his interactions with Akira in the first series, but I can't deny those feelings of jealousy, envy and admiration are all also very realistic.

It's been a while since I read Tokyo Ghoul so maybe I'm off, but I always thought of him as a half-ghoul who rejected his past humanity and only looked to his future as a ghoul. Meanwhile Amon was a half-ghoul who could not look to that future and only clinged to his past humanity, so I enjoyed how they were excellent contrasts to each other.

LOTM: Hmm... let's go with Cattleya. I don't really care for her and feel her role in Book 1 was less about herself and more about the people she was connected to (Bernadette, Frank Lee). But I also think she has an interesting past (growing up with Bernadette, links to Element Dawn and Moses Ascetic Order, becoming a pirate admiral) as well as future (her task to infiltrate the Moses Ascetic Order), and I really hope canon sheds light on it.

It's also great that she was the first Tarot Club member to openly defy the Fool, it was realistic of her to not have loyalty to a random gathering that she was pulled into by accident. Like, yes, the Fool saved her, but she didn't ask for it and of course she'd be wary of the powerful being who showed her kindness out of nowhere.

...

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).

Tokyo Ghoul: (disclaimer I no longer deeply interact with the fandom so my answer may be outdated :p) Generally I just want to see more of certain characters or relations, especially Akira, she's such an endlessly interesting character to me and I adore all sorts of fanwork for her.

Recently due to a blog on Tumblr (idk if it's fine to tag ^^), I've also gotten very interested in everything to do with Eto and love reading metas for her.

Finally I guess canon-compliant post-canon stuff, probably an unpopular opinion but while I have some issues with TG's ending, I'm more interested in reading what could have led to it than the ways it should have gone (which is most of what I've seen in the fandom regarding it).

LOTM: Tbh the English fandom is small enough that anything I like I could say there's not enough of :p.

I've answered this in regard to fanfiction before and I will reiterate one part of that- more Azik and platonic Aziklein in any form.

Second, more nuanced anything about the Demoness pathway and its members (currently reading COI on Webnovel and taking damage from some of the comments I see...).

Then... idk, I have like a dozen characters and relationships I'd like to see more content of :p, tough to choose between them. Probably because I just posted Blessings of Today, I'm thinking about Derrick + City of Silver + Moon City.

...

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

My pick got connected to LOTM: Shelter by Porter Robinson, reminded of Klein. [I could never find the right way to tell you / Have you noticed I've been gone? / 'Cause I left behind the home that you made me / But I will carry it along] reminds me of him with Melissa and Benson, they never knew the real Klein died and they also don't know the current Klein is alive ^^;.

Also, [And it's a long way forward but trust in me / I'll give them shelter like you've done for me] is Evernight helping Klein, and Klein freeing the other transmigrators.

Tokyo Ghoul: Not a song at random, but I want to say Trust Distance by grief art always makes me think of Akiramon in the first series. It's about two people revolving around each other, never able to get closer, never able to define their relationship :p.

Choice lyrics (English translation from the Vocaloid wiki): [The two of us only turning around / because we're attracted to each other, but can't get closer / The nameless circle of relationship / turns round and round, seemingly not broken] and [We reach out our hand for each other / but I can't feel your fingertips either / "If you won't reach, it's fine" / I smile while walking].

...

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).

Tokyo Ghoul: Hmm... do we mean a completely different world or canon divergence here? I'll go with the latter: I've always wondered about a world where Kureo Mado lived. He sees his daughter train a group of half-ghouls, he might even be friendly with them over time. Then he gets to see his subordinate as a half-ghoul, his daughter joining him to help the ghouls... would he change his mind for the people dearest to him? Or would he continue to hold onto his prejudices?

Nothing for LOTM, finding my way through canon is hard enough without adding AU ideas XD.

That's all, thank you so much for the asks! I really enjoyed answering these.

[aziraphales-library]

Hi! Are there any fics where Crowley is “mean” to other people but he’s really nice/soft to aziraphale?

Hello. Here are some fics in which Crowley is (at least eventually) nicer to Aziraphale than he is to other people...

Blue Roses by NotEvenCloseToStraight (G)

Hell’s Bells Botanicals was the most successful flower shop in all of London and in no way could that success be attributed to excellent customer service or the owner being the sort of chap who was friends with everyone.

In fact, Hell’s Bells Botanicals was the most successful flower shop in all of London DESPITE having the worst customer service imaginable and an owner that obviously enjoyed making every moment in his shop as unpleasant as possible.

Anthony J Crowley was surly and ill mannered, impatient with potential customers and downright aggravating with repeat customers, and underwent transactions as if it irked him to his very soul to sell the plants he raised.

Hell’s Bells Botanicals was the best, its owner quite literally the worst, and seeing as how Crowley had been around since the dawn of time and had seen any and everything the world had to offer, he didn’t see anything about his attitude changing anytime soon.

But then the empty bookshop across the way was purchased by a blonde man in an old fashioned sort of suit jacket, and life as Crowley knew it changed quite a bit.

Win a Date With Anthony J. Crowley! by Caedmon (E)

Crowley is a world-famous rock star who sells out arenas. His name is synonymous with 'rock-n-roll', and he thrives on the spotlight. When he agrees to raffle off a date with himself for charity, he's expecting to meet an overzealous fan that wants to wear his skin and very well might try to roofie him. What he's not expecting is to be instantly attracted to the quiet man with the unusual name who shows up for the date at the Ritz... and he's certainly not expecting for Aziraphale to have no clue who he is...

A Divine Comedy by Waywarder (M)

Anthony J. Crowley was something of a rising star in the stand-up comedy world in the late 90s. These days, though, he mostly just snarls his way through open mic nights and Twitter take downs of terrible movies.

Things all go a little pear-shaped when someone entirely unexpected makes his way through the doors of The 9th Circle Comedy Club.

Welcome to A Divine Comedy, the Good Omens stand-up comedy AU!

Things We're Forced To Name by brilliantlyordinary (E)

Crowley's a rebel, Aziraphale is a new kid, a goody-two-shoes, and Crowley can't stop thinking about him.

aka the American High School AU that literally nobody asked for.

Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin (E)

“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?

Clementine by Mussimm (E)

I love you madly Let my imagination run away with you gladly.

The seaside neighbours AU exactly one person asked for.

- Mod D

[airy-fairy-sparkles]

f. r. i. e. n. d. s zodiac signs

🛍️ rachel green // libra

♡ “I may cry, but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.”

♡ “I make very bad decisions!”

♡ “I'm so happy and not at all jealous.”

♡ “Girls tend not to like me.”

♡ “He's so pretty, I want to cry.”

♡ “No uterus, no opinion.”

♡ “You decorate dad’s office and now you’re a decorator? Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday and now I’m a koala bear.”

♡ “Being alone sucks!”

♡ “You know what I figure, if I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do.”

♡ “It's like all my life everyone's told me, 'you're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat?”

♡ “Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait. I said maybe.”

🍪 monica geller // virgo

♡ “Now, I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember: If I am harsh with you, it's only because you're doing it wrong.”

♡ “OK, just to be clear, comedy with the plates will not be well-received.”

♡ “Why didn't you make a copy and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?”

♡ “Here's the last of your boxes. I'm just going to label it 'What were you thinking?'”

♡ “We better stick to the routine; we don't want to look stupid.”

♡ “Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”

♡ “I know!”

♡ “We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes.”

♡ “Get out and stop annoying me.”

♡ “You didn't sit on my kit-kats did you?”

♡ “I know you all hate me, and i'm sorry, but i don't care.”

👽 phoebe buffay // aquarius

♡ “If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.”

♡ “I never got to be in a club. I didn’t go to high school. But three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.”

♡ “You have to get off the plane. Something is wrong with the left phalange.”

♡ “If it’s a girl, Phoebe, naturally. And if it’s a boy, Phoebo.”

♡ “That’s ‘p’ as in ‘Phoebe,’ ‘h’ as in ‘heobe,’ ‘o’ as in ‘oebe,’ ‘e’ as in ‘ebe,’ ‘b’ as in ‘bebe’ and ‘e’ as in ’ello there, mate.’”

♡ Joey: “Have you told him how you feel?”

Phoebe: “Yes. Not out loud.”

♡ Phoebe: “Something just brushed up against my right leg."

Monica: “What is it?”

Phoebe: “Oh, it’s OK. It was just my left leg.”

♡ “When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad or a regular family like everybody else. And I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need. You are my family.”

🦖 ross geller // cancer

♡ “PIVOT!!”

♡ “Once, I got dumped during sex!”

♡ “Why do bad things happen to good people?”

♡ “Unagi is a state of total awareness. Only by achieving true unagi.. can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.”

♡ “I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted.”

♡ “If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down and Kick your ass!!”

♡ “That sandwich was the only good thing in my life and someone ate it. Someone ate the only good thing in my life.”

♡ “You’re over me? When were you... under me?”

♡ “That was funny. Painfully funny. No, wait. Just painful.”

♡ “WE WERE ON A BREAK!”

♡ “They're still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!”

😂 chandler bing // capricorn

♡ “Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh, crap!’”

♡ “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

♡ “Alright, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put my career before men.”

♡ “I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.”

♡ “I loath myself.”

♡ “So it seems like this internet thing is here to stay, huh?”

♡ “We swallow our feelings. Even if it means we're unhappy forever. Sound good?”

♡ “You know, i think i don't care.”

♡ “Nice camouflage. For a minute, i almost didn't see you.”

♡ “Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.”

♡ “I've had a very long, hard day.”

🍕 joey tribbiani // taurus

♡ “Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.”

♡ “I like it. What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Good.”

♡ “SEX. no. FOOD. no. SEX. FOOD. SEX. I don't know, oh God, I WANT BOTH! I want girls on bread!”

♡ “How you doin’?”

♡ “It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.”

♡ “Joey doesn't share food.”

♡ “That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!”

[hexonthepeach]

ok but imagine y/n & johnny being assigned to some suburb as husband and wife to gather? idk something about surveilling a suspects home life etc. and just the mr & mrs smith vibes of it all. trying to fit in with the neighbors. setting down some sort of roots. trying to cozy up to the suspects family. maybe even jaehyun coming to visit every so often as johnny's "step brother" and just the potential chaos of a neighbor maybe seeing y/n and jaehyun through a window and being scandalized.

i'm genuinely dying rn because while this scenario did not come up in what i currently am writing for the d&s crew it is absolutely perfectly aligned with it. like this is scarily perfect to the point that i need to know if we've synced brain waves?

thank you for planting this seed i hope you don't mind me using it in the future [lemme know if i can give you credit even if you just want to pick an anon emoji]

i'm on my first ever watch through of The Americans and spy power couple in suburbia is such a fantastic trope, i love the tension of persona vs identity. Don't Worry Darling was a disappointment but it got me thinking about how the dark suburbia cliches used could be done more meaningfully. also dating myself here but my life was inexorably changed by The X-Files s6 ep 15 Arcadia (the real monster of the week are HOAs) and Scully's constant exasperation at Mulder's in-jokes--which is something Johnny would be relentless at, so he's the perfect suggestion for this

as always with this trio it would have to be sex comedy with dark elements and maybe a little more weird? it would be incredibly funny to have the whole thing go sideways on multiple levels including an increasing escalation of violence

here's how i imagine this playing out (under the cut for spoilers):

this is a long-term assignment/infiltration and one of director lee's "special projects" i.e. team-building exercise for the throuple. unbeknownst to them the agency has a secret betting pool on how badly this can go (the winner is someone who put a worst case scenario so outlandish it was supposed to be a joke)

johnny and y/n are currently in the middle of a minor disagreement on their approach for this op--maybe someone wanted to "borrow" a kid to make it legitimate and the other put a kibosh on that based on the stakes being higher. or we're just dealing with a petty argument about the level of lethality involved. (i have another idea but don't want to spoil current wip). they're bickering behind closed doors and duking it out in subtext every time they're forced to play their roles

jaehyun is running surveillance and infiltrating houses. for validity of him being in the neighborhood from time-to-time, he's brought in at the "Johnson's" housewarming party/backyard BBQ as the blue collar handyman brother-in-law. they can get into more homes now, but he's also finding that every sink repair or ceiling fan light bulb replacement has him dealing with escalating attempts at being seduced. our best boy is now the unwilling target for every future divorcee on the block

johnny ends up forced to participate in a variety of Stepford Husband-like activities to get access to more information/be inducted into some kind of club, leaving y/n frequently at home pretending to be a housewife and growing increasingly more sick of the assignment. and also maybe just a little (a lot) jealous when she hears the gossip about/is questioned about her "brother-in-law" by the other wives at the hair salon, grocery store, etc

cue y/n inviting jaehyun to do some household repairs and initiating a little role-playing scenario straight out of a bad porno. unbeknownst to them of course (or maybe knownst!) they are caught in a very lurid scene by one of jaehyun's new fans peeking through the window. (i'd absolutely have to write this from the POV of the nosy neighbor--it would be too funny to pass up)

gossip spreads, suddenly its common knowledge. but--here's the kicker--johnny gets into the good old boy's club where it's revealed that they're one of *those* communities where cuckolding and exhibitionism are a bit of a collective turn-on. a little bit eyes wide shut/bohemian grove/society type escalation of weird beyond sex stuff

now it's the three of them versus a neighborhood--a little public shunning of course, but mostly under siege from those who want to get them to participate in some kind of bacchanalian ritual. a perfect opportunity to get into the head honchos' house but also a perfect set-up for things to go absolutely and horribly wrong . . .

we're talking actual violence and maybe a little murder and mayhem under the cover of whatever anonymity those ritual masks provide. all of it conveniently walked away from by the fact that this can't become public information although it will certainly add to conspiracy theory fodder

the morning after has them pretending to be moving out/getting a divorce. definitely will need to end on the agreement that they're never setting foot in a planned community ever again

[victorluvsalice]

It’s Humor time! The Humor and Hijinks Festival is actually a contest between two competing groups -- the Jokesters and the Pranksters. Your Sim joins one or the other by drinking Light or Dark tea respectively, and then does certain interactions to up the “score” for their side. Jokesters focus on comedy, naturally, while Pranksters focus on mischief and pranks. Whichever side wins gets a fireworks display at the end! I went ahead and let Victor join the Jokesters, getting some points for his side via stand-up comedy and some pleasant joking around with some of the other participants. It seemed to suit him -- he’s actually quite charismatic. I guess this one does talk to people more. :p

However, the main draw of the whole experience for me was Victor and Alice having some new interactions with Emma -- namely, playtime! It’s absolutely adorable, as you can see from those pictures in the middle. I love Victor and Emma “flying” together :D Poor Alice got a lesson in how heavy toddlers can be from her session, though. *pats her* She also ran Emma through a few flash cards while they were there. Dunno how effective her lessons on the goodness of broccoli actually were. :p

After a win for the Jokesters’ side, the gang went home, and Emma was left to her own devices for a bit while her parents got some much-needed sleep. She’s a pretty well-behaved little kid (even puts her toys away after playing with them), so there wasn’t an issue. And it was great to see her playing with the butterfly toy. Family traditions and all that, you know.

Next week: Jennifer becomes my second club-going Sim! In a rather unusual group. . .