#Watch youtube videos of scammers getting catfished

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WELCOME TO CENTER POINT, SONG GARAM 

Age Twenty Six Occupation Ghost Writer Length of Residence 8 months Apartment Bottom Floor, Odd Unit, North-Facing Add-Ons Odd Unit #3

Tenants that live in units that start with #3: if one doesn’t return to their apartment by 10:00pm. they’ll return to a barren space. Not to worry, their things will come back! Just give it 24 hours.

Trigger Warnings: None

did i get catfished?

> redsmvp:

hey… so. like it says in my title. i’m trying to figure out if i got catfished? maybe even scammed? are they mutually exclusive? sorry, losing track of everything now. anyway.

don’t get me wrong. i don’t actually know her (my ex. or my catfisher? scammer? dude IDK) that well and i’ve only met her in person twice… we actually met on m*plestory maybe six months ago? she was really friendly, for one. super excited about the snails she was fighting because i guess a bunch ate through her plants or something? i literally don’t know. anyway, she said she was new to the game and i told her i’d help her out because i felt generous that day. it was easier to talk over voice chat, so we swapped socials.

now okay. it’s been like a few weeks at this point. she stops playing m*plestory and starts playing f**xiv.

this cycle goes on. literally every 2 weeks she’s convincing me onto some other game where i end up paying real money to keep up w/ her whims. i’m like honestly about to snap when she messages me one day asking to meet up. by this point she’d made it pretty clear she was nervous about meeting people on the internet which is fair. so her inviting me to some coffee shop was pretty weird, but since it was a public space, i decided to go.

you know maybe if she didn’t have a sleep deficit of like… 123847894783 hours or if she wore something that wasnt a giant sweatshirt with I LOVE MILFS on it? she might be pretty? i don’t know. we got swept up in conversation really quickly. she’s super nice, for what it’s worth. a little crazy, but super nice. went on this whole speech about her life story. only child, born to the most average parents on the planet. she said she had the most unexciting life ever until she decided to leave home and become a ghost writer for the most popular horror novelist in our country right now.

lol. i know. stay with me here.

this was the last time i met up with her in person. she messaged me the next day. brought up how she wanted to start a business pickling produce because she watched some youtube video about it and thought she could do it better than them. didn’t really know what the fuck she was on about but when we met at the cafe she mentioned she’d been scrambling to make ends meet these days (btw did i mention i bought the coffee? like i don’t mind but seriously??? am i being used?). she somehow convinced me to spot her $[A LOT OF ZEROES] to help start it up and what happens?

i wake up to find all of her socials gone. someone just break it to me: i know there were red flags. did i get scammed by someone i was e-dating?

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> hatsunemiku99

how did u not block HER socials when she tried to convince u she ghost writer for a blockbuster author

bro there werent “red flags” she literally was the red flag

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> dilfhunter100

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> redsmvp (original poster):

sorry op here. updating my earlier post because it turns out she did actually try to start a business. woke up to her AND a package at my door of the worst fucking pickled radish i’ve ever had in my life today. like. literally. fucking vile. my bad tho because she said she wanted to pay me back but her business didn’t really land. (you don’t have to wonder why. i’d pay to never taste that daikon again.)

we chatted a bit and she explained that after i’d spotted her the money she’d dove right into starting up her shop or whatever. like i said, it ended up bombing. she had to cut off her phone and wifi for the rest of the collateral or whatever. i honestly felt kind of bad? forgot she ghosted me after taking my money. and i was kind of gauging whether she was interested in me or something. the first time i met her she looked like she’d fought through hell and back but this time around she actually looked kinda normal. so yknow. i wasn’t against it.

but then get this.

we’re chatting, exchanging numbers. she’s inputting her phone number into my phone. doesn’t even bat an eye or look up when she says we should go out sometime, but she has to be home before 10pm.

the last time i asked her “why” she somehow conned me out of a, frankly, gross amount of money to commit war crimes against produce. i don’t know why i did it. but i had to know.

“why” i asked.

“oh, it’s nothing really,” she replies. “it’s just that my apartment’s super haunted so if i don’t get back by 10pm my room’ll be empty and i won’t be able to serve you any tea!”

i changed my number recently. updating my post to also let everyone know that this girl is batshit insane. and she’s out there. watch out.

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> sockaccount

this sounds super familiar. i swear i know exactly who you’re talking about… does her name have the letters s*ng g*ram…?