#Warabi's octarian hair friend is in fact dead rip Steve

[yesyourstalker]

Warabi: Hi, welcome to rock shock. We have a sale If you buy one shirt you can get one free or a premium shirt 25% off....... I- op..... Wow!!!. I thought you were my dad for a second! I didn't even recognize you

Mhai: why do you look like that!! Where are your piercings?!? your tattoos!!...... Your tentacles!!! Your face!!!

Neta: I have to go to the bank today. To do some very important business. I have to present "professionally" so no piercings, No body mods, no tattoos visible. I had to use some makeup to cover my neck and hands. Face clean shaven, tentacles cut to an "appropriate" length.............*sigh*. it'll all grow back in 2 months.

Mahi: is it true when you cut your tentacles they turn into little guys or Is that like propaganda or something?

Neta: yeah they do that It's not as common you assume. The method to prevent that from happening is the twist and pinch method they take the base where you want to cut it. You pinch and twist and then cut the tentacle off that prevents it from actually growing and becoming a little octarians. Mine's been cut off so much it doesn't even do it anymore.

Warabi: I used to keep them as friends when I was little. I had one named Steve. He used to dance and stuff. My grandpa sent him to the military............... He's probably dead.

Taka: hey you twerps anyone know where my man is? I'm planning a surprise date for a third month anniversary

Neta: taka, I'm right here.

Taka: Neta!!! ...............…Your hair!?! You look......... different.

Neta: yeah..... I actually look like a normal everyday man....... Honestly I kind of like it. I like my tattoos and piercings it makes me feel like me. But sometimes I want to blend in..... No big clunky boots. Tons of rings, jewelry and battle vests. It's nice sometimes I just want to wear khakis..........I think I might keep it short for a while maybe grow it to mid length..............Yoooou liiiiike?......do you like normal Neta..... Come on the button down has to be doing something for you right?......... What about my clean face? If you told me you actually like the soul patch I'd assume you're lying to me.

Taka: uhhhhhhhh............. you look............uh...............very..............plain...... Your hair.......... is...........single toned. Hummmm

Neta: what's wrong taka? I thought you loved me for my extroverted nature, boldness and my outgoing personality. That didn't go away you didn't just fall in "love" with me cuz of my loooooooks. You like me for me not just the aesthetic. I think I might keep this look for a while. Let you get used to it. Why don't you come over tonight maybe watch a movie we can work on your album together. I know I said that I'll only play on one song. Maybe if you pushed the right buttons....... I might give in to anything really........... Anything you want. What do you say?................. Why don't you take suburban Dad Neta for a test drive? Huh? Huh?............(POP)..... That was my knee It's been doing that for a while need to get that checked

Taka:ehhhhh......uhh......hummmm..................no..... Not tonight . Ummm I got to discuss things with the band first yeah I need their input first Oh and I also need to talk to you know my producers and my recording studio everything......... But we can maybe do something later....................in the month when your hair grows out ...ok .........................bye..................ugh........ your loose earlobes.................ok bye.......[Kiss].......... I love you babe.................I really do.......... truly...... It's me not you

Neta:. Okay............ Jackass............... I shouldn't be surprised but am. Am I ugly? Without all my body mods?

Warabi: No, you're still hot for someone in their 30s

Neta: 30s is not that old.... But thank you

Mahi: can I kick his ass?

Neta: No mahi. You can't........but I don't control what you do outside of work.

(Epilogue)

Mahi: hey babe, if I suddenly stop dying my fins and start wearing regular clothes. Would you still like me?. ........... awww I knew you would...... Oh fuck no I'm not going to do it. I'll just asking. Bye

(Second, epilogue because why not?)

Neta: hey babe!

Ikkan: hey. Did you something with your tentacles? You look different.

Neta: do you like it?

Ikkan:ehhh I don't know I don't really have a preference for that. It's whatever you like honey. If that's what you want to look like, it doesn't change how I feel about you?.

Neta: thanks inkky I really need to hear that today.

Ikkan: though I do prefer you put in your gauges, It looks gross without them....

Neta: You're right....

Ikkan: I'm thinking of cutting off my tentacle or growing it out and kind of sick of the side shave.

Neta: not your iconic doo I say you grow it out

Ikkan: I was thinking of getting a buzz cut Maybe a mustache combo.

Neta: oooooo that sounds nice! Whatever you want babe.

Ikkan: I have to go to bed Love you bye

Neta: Love you too

Ikkan: seriously put your piercing back in. You look weird with holes in your face.

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Taka : sorry I was so weird back there babe I just wasn't used to the new look. I like it now it suits you. Do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night? ;)

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