#Waluigi RP

[insomniakingdoom]

Your unfrequent doses of out of context conversation I had in mind (Friend’s edition)

Daisy: Ok, Luigi lost his memory recently, so try to be nice with him for once Waluigi: Won’t do Daisy: Waluigi Waluigi: Fine, fine, I’ll try. Don’t expect too much from me tho.

Luigi: I feel like-a piece of crap, my brother is so much better than me. I just wanted to help him, but I just messed everything up! Daisy (to Waluigi): Remember, be nice. Waluigi: Yea, you’re pretty much a piece of shit indeed. Daisy: Why are you like this? Luigi (Looking at Waluigi): You mean it? Waluigi: ... What? Luigi: Thanks you so much! Daisy: ... What? Luigi: Everyone been so nice to me, it just felt so unnatural. I’m so glad someone is being honest with me for once. Waluigi: I wasn’t even trying.  Luigi: You did great

Luigi: So, what is your deal? Waluigi: I’m your greatest rival! Luigi: No, you’re not Waluigi: See? I knew you remembered me!

Waluigi: So our “deal” is that no matter how hard I try, you never actually acknowledged me. So in a way, even if there memory loss and all. It’s not like if it’s actually changing anything between us. LMFAO... *sobbing* Luigi: Ok, so I was and still am a piece of shit.

Waluigi: Why are you never using my actual name?  Luigi: Walter is good.  Waluigi: But it isn’t my name. Luigi: Your true name is cringe Waluigi: You are cringe.  Luigi: You are the definition of cringe

Waluigi: You are litterally the worst person I know Luigi: Aw, thanks you, that’s nice to hear Waluigi: It wasn’t supposed to be nice??? What is wrong with you??? Luigi: But everything is wrong with me, so it is nice that we’re agreeing Waluigi: I don’t even know what to do with you anymore

Waluigi: In one hand, he’s the same annoying green prick that I used to hate. But in the other, it just doesn’t feel the same. It’s like if I lost more than a rival, but my whole purpose in life.  Wario: Ok, cool story, but I was asking what you wanted on your pizza. 

Luigi’s fanclub: Oh no, our favorite green plumber is very depressed, we should find him a therapist Waluigi: I am very depressed too Luigi’s fanclub: Go die :D

Luigi: Walter, I want you to dance with me Waluigi: Primo, it’s Waluigi. Secondo, wth Luigi: Since I lost my memory, I don’t know if I still can. If Daisy asked me, I wouldn’t want to look like a fool Waluigi (thinking): why the fuck would he of all people would want to dance with me?! Waluigi: Oh yea, sure I guess

Luigi: Thanks for helping me, you are truly a good dancer Waluigi: Well yea, of course I am! And it was fun too, I guess Luigi: Btw, if Daisy wanted to kiss me what should I- Waluigi: STFU

Luigi: Walter is my new best friend! Mario: ... Who? Luigi (Showing Waluigi): He’s so nice! Mario:  Mario: Ok, bro. I’m very glad you’re making new friends and all... but I’m very concerned about your mental health  Waluigi: You and me both. 

[timeforwaluigi]

got them kicked out of the tournament bc he broke Luigi’s nose with a serve to the face and he’s feeling pretty jazzed about it

[hollowsart]

so there's gonna be a mario movie 2?

..could we perhaps have Waluigi show up?

[handfulofmuses]

"Rough and Tumble have mountains of comics stockpiled somewhere. And they certainly have their favorites but then they get into one of those really obnoxious power level arguments and they end up beating each other up and kind of crashing through the stacks of comics and they don't even remember what the original argument was about and then they go out and get chili dogs."

sometimes you just gotta argue with your brother over fictional characters, it's fine

[0m0-0m0]

hi dude, look at this

it’s yoeu

That is indeed me. What a cute illustration.

[heycheater]

IT IS WALUIGI TIME!!!

Iindependent| Semi-Selective| Canon Divergent| 18+ Only- Waluigi from Mario.

Follows back from @ghostlygoodtimes Please read rules before interacting Written by ♡ Cheese ♡ ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

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upd - 23-10-30

[the-thorniest-fruitiest-rose]

WAHHH!! YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?

it’s Waluigi bitches!!

He/they/it, genderfluid and if you don’t like it die mad ❤️

Fuck with me and I eat your kneecaps you cheater

Ooc - what am I doing with my life anymore.

[threetrollsandadryad]

My worst ever OC was a personification of the old Wizards of the Coast official forums' tendency to occasionally fail to update its index for a couple hours at a time.

Any time this happened I would post a new thread describing the various crimes(petty godmoding, casting unapproved spells, larceny) my gremlin was committing against the rules of the free-form RP subforum I was active in, safe in the knowledge that no moderator could catch him until the blackout was over, by which time he would have already made his escape.

He was like a Waluigi of failing social media infrastructure. This amused nobody except myself.

[insomniakingdoom]

Random out of context conversation I had in mind (Warning cringe ahead)

Waluigi: I may hate your face Luigi: ... but? Waluigi: No, there no but, I hate you. Tho get well soon I guess Daisy: Can you take off the corset? I can’t breathe Waluigi: Well, if you stopped laughing for one second, you’ll admit that it looks good on me.  Waluigi: Soooo, when I said that I was “low in cash” it didn’t mean “let’s rob a bank”, Daisy. Well, too late I guess??? Waluigi: Sooo, how is it going with Luigi? Daisy: Oh, we broke up Waluigi: Waaaaaht? What happened? Daisy: He realised he have a crush on you Waluigi: Lmao yea- wait wtf? Waluigi:  😏 🌹 Daisy: Oh-! I thought you had a crush on Luigi Waluigi: Not this again Waluigi putting nail polish then panicking as Wario enters the room: T-this is not what it looks like! Wario frowning: Wow, red, really? How could you?! Waluigi: I THOUGHT IT LOOKED NICE Wario: I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE Waluigi: Well at least Wario enjoy my cooking! Luigi: We’re talking about someone who could litterally eat trash Waluigi: AT LEAST HE DOES Waluigi: I’m going to cause problem on purpose Daisy: Me too Waluigi: is this what falling in love feels like? Daisy: What? Waluigi: Waht? Wario: I thought you didn’t like baking? Waluigi: Yea, but Daisy said that I needed to train if I want to be a good malewife, whatever that means Wario taken aback, but then smirking: I mean, I can see it Waluigi: ... See what? Wario: Nothing to worry about.  Waluigi: I’m very much worried, what does it means??? Daisy: If Wario told you to jump down from a roof, would you do it? Waluigi:  Daisy: Waluigi Waluigi: I mean, if he asked nicely- Daisy: BAD WALUIGI, BAD

[flamb0yant-g0d]

You mean that as you went to the ladies room, you accidentally sat on Kyojuro’s flame tower and got pregnant from him? I really want to believe that story…

💙 I’m in labor…

@flamb0yant-g0d

[askrockandfriends]

Open Rp: The Ultimate Smash Bros

Your characters have all received invitations to join the latest entry in the prestigious Super Smash Bros. fighting tournament! Face off against Nintendo icons like Mario, Inkling, Captain Falcon, and more! Plus, in a new twist to the already iconic tournament, ANYONE can join the illustrious tournament, meaning anyone and EVERYONE is within the realm of possibility in terms of appearing in Smash Bros. (even Waluigi)!

Happy Smashing, and remember... only one may be champion!

@astral-multiverse @thegeasswriter @divinityunleashed @musekaiplex @ask-dark-monita @bxd-kxrma @lawain-dimensional-heroes @rockingmusician @thewriterandthekiller @emxrald-cores @ancicntforged @ask-ultimate-fashionista @hopes-memorial @grayfxce @caramialunaestelle @hxroic-wxlls @soulsbetrayed

And anyone who wants to join!

[fernsnailz]

wanted to ask what the silliest question u have ever gotten was. mayhaps just a silly thing you have witnessed that made you chuckle a wee bit.

for you… I offer some exclusive waluigi art…

someogre i used to know :(

THIS IS. FANTASTIC they need to put this in the moma immediately

as far as silly questions go, i've had a lot of real stinkers in my inbox before that absolutely kill me (though most i didn't respond to) - the sonic's mom rp is probably my favorite (though not really a question), and this is another fav i got back when i was taking requests

like. what

as far as questions like silly questions in general i'm not really sure? i've worked at summer camps before where kids will ask me stuff like why i have so many freckles and if i work at disney lol. one time a kid was drawing a spider and asked me how many legs they had (which is a reasonable question), and after i told her they had eight, she counted FOURTEEN legs on her spider drawing and went "i think i have too many"

[eris1521987]

Hello to whoever stumbles across this post, I am currently in search of VA's for the Mario cast for a Mario VRC series I am working on. If you are interested there is some criteria you will need to meet, and some stuff you need to know. First off the qualifications you need to meet in order to join in the first place. You need to at least have an oculus, the ability to voice act a character, and of course all newbies must be 18 or older to join. So if you are interested look up my group The Super Mario VRC Adventures RP on vrc and request to join it. From there I will send you a friend request and invite you when you're only online to interview you basically, as well as perform an audition for the character you wish to voice act. Don't expect to come in expecting a role such as Mario to be available, and that you can just do a Mario voice and call it a day. We already have several people voicing characters, these characters include Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Larry, Roy, Ludwig, DK Snr, Wario, Main Yoshi, Main DK, Fawful, Iggy, and K Rool. As for avaliable roles you have Bowser, Main Toad, Morton, Wendy, Lemmy, Diddy, Boom Boom, E Gadd, Kamek, and King Boo. Note the available roles can end up changing sometime after this post is made, so be sure to check and see if that role is filled or not. Some character roles may not be listed on the group or here but they are characters I will end up using later on. Right now I am currently looking for someone to voice Bowser, Pauline, Kamek, and Toad. This is because I need VAs for these roles so we can start recording. I would like to mention here I am hoping to find someone who can do a movie Toad or 64 Toad voice over is current voice, since his current voice is somewhat grading. You will also need to make sure you will be able to show up for recording. Recording times will be anywhere between 7pm-10:30pm Central Time for recordings whenever possible. If you want to be part of it, this will be the recording times. Btw we could go past the 10:30pm time if need be. They won't be every week but whenever possible. With that being said some characters will be used more often than others, so make sure you pick one that you can handle. For example, will use Bowser far more often than we will use Waluigi, which should explain itself. Characters such as Toads, Goombas, Koopas, and humans anyone play and voice act whenever they aren't needed as their character. For example, say we need a Goomba to attack Mario for an episode while we don't need Roy in said episode. The Roy VA can stand in as a Goomba. Also, for further information simply read the rules and group info. Also, this project is for fun at least for now so there is currently nothing along the lines of payment.

[garlculean]

CHARACTER INFO SHEET

NAME.  Wario Scapelli

NAME MEANING.  The name "Wario" is a portmanteau of "Mario"⸺ and the Japanese adjective "warui" meaning "bad"; hence, a "bad Mario", which is also symbolized by the "W" on his hat, an upside down "M".

ALIAS(ES).  As of right now N/A, may change with more RP interactions

SPECIES. Half-Troll // Half-Human ETHNICITY. Primarily Italian, Sicilian, and about 16% German. Italian and Sicilian comes from his mother's side while his father is almost fully Italian but has a little bit of a German bloodline.

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐕𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄.  I. In certain mythologies trolls are known for their shapeshifting abilities. Due to this, and seeing how in the Warioland series Wario is shown to be able to have some sort of shapeshifting qualities, I've always headcanoned him from a very early age as being a troll, or PART troll. I also feel that he looks the part and his need and love for gold could very well be a nudge towards how trolls also have a uncontrollable obsession over treasure//gold.

II. Because Wario is only a half-bred and not a pure-bred troll, he cannot shapeshift on command and it is very limited. He also must have contact; i.e touch, be touched, or get physically hurt from an enemy//thing in order to change his own form. He cannot though appear 100% human and will always have pointed ears and a bulbous nose.

III. Lastly, I always loved in the classical games when Wario was SIGNIFICANTLY bigger and taller than Mario AND Luigi, to the point where they are practically half his height. But I wanted to keep some aspect to how now he's a lot shorter I suppose than he used to be in the modern media. For that, I see that in human standards Wario is seen as really immense and big⸺ BUT for troll standards' for how big trolls typically are, Wario is seen to them as on the shorter side. ( also why to me explains how Waluigi is canonly above 7'0". I feel he is a troll too and its why Wario and him aren't related but still share some visual traits. )

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄. I. WRESTLING. Not only does Wario love to participate in wrestling, but he also loves watching it on TV. One of his many dreams is to be able to catch front row seats and watch his favorite wrestler(s), Big Bamba and Undertaker, in a fight.

II. DIGGIN' FOR GOLD. Yes, in both aspects WHWUWHAHAAH!!! Everyone knows Wario's forte for searching for gold ⸺ Some of this includes him actively venturing out into mines to see if there is anything left behind to even metal detecting on beaches to see if he can find any valuable goods that way.

III. SNACKING. Wario tends to eat out of boredom to simply craving something and going out his way to get what he desires. Sometimes he will eat even when he's not particularly hungry. Putting this to the side, even when he isn't snacking and just having a. ordinary meal⸺ Wario naturally eats far more than your typical average person does // is supposed to.

𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒/𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐒.  I. He, himself and his MONEY. 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐒. I. Not being able to fully say his goodbyes to Princess Shokora

II. Not sucker punching toad in the throat when he had the chance to... No further comment.

𝐀 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐒. I. DOCTORS. Wario doesn't fear most of anything. Typically, he is shown and known to be one of the most fearless characters in the entire mario-game series. Despite this, the one thing Wario truly hates facing are going to the hospitals. Due to this, he tends to neglect his appointments there and has successfully not gone to a single doctor's visit in over a decade.

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘. @koopzilla thanks for the tag ! 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆. YOU! ... Yes you right there! You have been tagged by me to do this!

[timid-plumber]

14. What are five of your favorite ships? (In the rp community or otherwise)

{{ Heavens... Five? I'm afraid my choices are incredibly vanilla. I'm a 'If it's canon, I tend to like it' kinda person.

In no particular order, and contained to Mario fandom:

Peach/Mario

Luigi/Daisy

Rosalina/Waluigi

Toadette/Wario (whom I put the blame on @garlculean for introducing me to the very concept of in the best way)

and- Well, @multicolour-ink really got me to thinking about the bros' parents relationship and that ended up being really cute, haha. So whoops, fell into the hole. }}

[hylfystt]

i love hearing about the famous people on other servers. like, we have the loogie (man dressed up as waluigi who does the step dance in limsa) and some people have uricred club going rp-ers. some people have johnny football.