#Wally West is Damian Wayne's Bio-parent

[taxi-cab-to-slowtown]

Speedster/Talon Damian

For The Legion of Ex-Sidekicks, a fic where Damian is Dick and Wally's bio-kid. Villain AU with Talon!Dick, so I thought I'd combine Damian's usual style with speedsters and Talons to see what we got. The lightning was fun but difficult.

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I’m gonna share my DC character headcanons because I want to and no one can stop me! (I wish I had cool art skills to ad visuals to this but I am artistically challenged 😔)

Bruce Wayne:

Birthday: October 10th, 1991 (Spooky szn, also I decided he’s not old)

Sexuality: Bisexual he’s in love with Clark 😊

Favorite Animal: Bats because I’m basic

Has Autism

Height: 6’0

Favorite Food: Lasagna, it is inexplicably the only thing he can cook.

Gender Identity: Demiboy, He/They Pronouns

Now the juicy backstory…

-In my demented brain Bruce didn’t actually have a happy childhood before his parents death and that Thomas was kind of a traditional toxic masculinity man. I think Martha tried her best but couldn’t fully protect Bruce. Alfred was a friend of Martha that moved in after their deaths to take care of Bruce and instilled a lot more positive values in him.

-Is canon, absolutely not, but it’s my brain I can do what I want. I feel like this also helps explain Bruce’s struggles with being a emotionally vulnerable with his kids and the why he makes shitty choices sometimes.

-I also believe he wants to be better and genuinely tries really hard to be a good dad. Very much that trope of ‘I want you to have a better life than I did’.

-Post Alfred moving in with Bruce his development into Batman plays out pretty much the same, but he he does start to realize he is not the straight.

-After adopting Dick he finds out that his son is definitely not straight (caught holding Wally wests hand in a not god honoring way) and has a lot of internal turmoil, he wants to support his son, but has to wrestle with his own internalized homophobia. (Thanks Tom). Lots of angst it’ll be great.

-This contributes to Dick leaving and Bruce finally confronts his issues, enter Jason.

-Jason dies and Bruce goes all the way off the deep end, almost kills the joker. I actually like the idea that Dick stops him and then returns secretly to finish the Joker off, cause he thinks Bruce wouldn’t be able to recover.

-Tim gets adopted a little earlier because jack and Janet throw him out for being trans. Trans baby Tim is the best. This helps Bruce come to terms with his own identity again.

-Steph becomes robin because slay queen mama waffle boots the house spoiler

-Jason returns and has his under the red hood arc minus Bruce basically slitting his throat with a batarang cause I hate that and it makes no sense.

-Cass is adopted and becomes the silent chaos queen we deserve. I like many people headcanon her as being selectively mute, Bruce learns sign language faster than anyone else.

-Damian shows up around the age of 5 because again time is like dick Grayson, bendable as all hell. Bruce loves his babies but extra babies Damian because he loves him and sees a lot of himself in Damian and doesn’t want him to be like him.

-Bruce reachs out to Jason because he missed his son to much and he comes back and omg it’s just the best thing to ever happen pls DC let these boys be SOFT.

-Bruce adopts Duke because another vigilante child isn’t gonna make a difference now but little does he know that his fifth son is perhaps the most chaos gremlin of all. He is flashlight and he will step on the Jokers throat for fun, because not only did the joker jokerize his bio parents but he fucked with his brothers and his dad to much so he’s gonna toaster that man’s tub.

That’s my Bruce headcanon and time line the others won’t be this long but this is for me so I don’t care what anyone thinks teehee.

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

working for the Waynes

by adhdslugcrimes Snippets of a crack au that's bringing me joy Words: 4359, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Wally West, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Batfamily Members (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, others Bec I'm freezing out here Relationships: Batfamily Members & Wally West, Dick Grayson/Wally West Additional Tags: Major character death - Freeform, it's Bruce and Alfred, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, fastest nanny alive au, Wally is the Wayne's nanny, I watched a lot of The Nanny as a kid, Dick Grayson is Damian Wayne's Parent, How Do I Tag, Wally's bios are shit, Barry and Iris are Daddy and momma btw via https://ift.tt/3tBHh8l

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

working for the Waynes

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3tBHh8l by adhdslugcrimes Snippets of a crack au that's bringing me joy Words: 4359, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Wally West, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Batfamily Members (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, others Bec I'm freezing out here Relationships: Batfamily Members & Wally West, Dick Grayson/Wally West Additional Tags: Major character death - Freeform, it's Bruce and Alfred, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, fastest nanny alive au, Wally is the Wayne's nanny, I watched a lot of The Nanny as a kid, Dick Grayson is Damian Wayne's Parent, How Do I Tag, Wally's bios are shit, Barry and Iris are Daddy and momma btw read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3tBHh8l