#Wait. This doesn't make me officially in the fandom does it. God I hope not. I'm not a bsd fan I'm NOTTTT!!!
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You deserve to land on your head and die down the stairs! 👍🏼
Woah there don't threaten me with a good time! Also, thank you because this is so funny. Actually. Fake hater didn't even do a background check smh. I've done far worse to that exact png of Chuuya. (Hi one specific person I almost have enough for a second compilation post 🙃)
Wait. Gasp. Now they can BOTH fall down the stairs and die... TOGETHER... Wow... Soukoku real!?!?!
#I cannot stress enough how funny this is#Don't feed the trolls and all but this is so hilarious to me. Come hither fool.#I love not being very invested in bsd!!! peace and love on planet Earth.#My hatred for any bsd blorbos is entirely theatrical. Except Tanizaki. I don't like him :/#Have you ever a joke in your life? This is the killing them/pos website. This is a Wendy's.#You come to the beach and get mad at the sand. Hilarious. With that said I am punting both of them down the stairs. I hope they all explode#Except Ranpo. He is silly and whimsical. He gets a pass. Only Ranpo.#asks!#Wait. This doesn't make me officially in the fandom does it. God I hope not. I'm not a bsd fan I'm NOTTTT!!!
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a list of what I will watch (purely for me, so as not to forget):
Thriller \ detective story. Jesus, they finally did it. I'm skeptical about Dunk's acting, but I'll make an exception for this project.
2. what happens if you take the tallest guy in gmmtv and pair him with the smallest guy in gmmtv? I'm skeptical about Dew's acting (I put it mildly enough), but I adore OG, that's why we're here. I'm not sure about the plot. No matter how good "not me" is, I still have a lot of questions about this series. therefore, I hope that everything will be much better here. Oh, and there's Thor here. so yes, watch.
3. Thriller \ detective. FB is finally alone, without minor couples. the plot tickles the nerves. I can't even put into words how much I love it and I'm so excited about it.
4. I love Jojo so much for his dirt. a man is not afraid to shoot provocative things, where there is a lot of dirt, betrayal, casual relationships and sex. I adore this man for bringing stories to an adult audience. I'm looking forward to this series with pleasure.
5. only friends for a girls. dirt, infidelity, betrayal, casual relationships, hot sex. Jojo, once again, I love you. indulge in debauchery, I'm ready to watch it with great pleasure.
6. a historical drama. it will be an expensive project that will not have oishi. the plot, the pitch, the cast - this series will count on awards.
7. Jesus, what a great topic to discuss! and it will never lose relevance. GF still looks too young to get out of student topics, and I didn't expect them to be given an adult plot, but this school topic is the only exception to the list. I'll be looking forward to it. A closed community, exploring sexuality, falling in love-oh, it's going to be pretty damn dramatic. I trust Aof in some things, but I'm very skeptical about some things. I hope he doesn't force the boys to break up in episode 11. The series will also be eligible for awards.
8. JS will return to my screen as actors, hallelujah! I'm nomnom since the founding of the fandom and I knew that many people wanted this story for JS, but I was not one of these people. The trailer doesn't impress me at all. it's sluggish and not able to catch the eye, and also this dull color - it worked for FB trailer, but it doesn't work here. I really wanted a dirty story for them. Lovely JS, who have already been seen in these roles three times, will be here again *sighs* but like I said, I'm going to watch it because I need JS-actors. not singers, not members of fanmeets, actors. I know they will do everything in their power to make it work. I hope they have a good script that doesn't have shitty cliches, God knows I'm tired of it. I'll just wait for the official trailer (another year, probably😢) and maybe it will work better for me than it does now.
8,5. Mb FK, Mb TN, Mb PS
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The Battle Between Love and Fire-
Ivar the Boneless × Reader
Chapter Four is here...
Chapter Five: The Unfortunate Chains
Chapter Six is coming soon...
Word Count 1.4k
Warnings: slight angst, some fluff
It is the morning of the big adventure day. You stand in front of your opened window and gaze at the vast view. The leaves on the trees move swiftly as the cool breeze moves through them. The birds are chirping and flying high through the clouds. Seeing the bird's flying so care-free, makes you immediately think about your beloved dragon's that are still chained up from nightfall. You rush down to the hall to where your dragon's are and open up the door.
"Good morning, my loves." They start to fly but they don't get far because of the chains. "Oh oh oh, here...let me take these off of you." You take off Neith's first, then Eldr's then Ryuu's. Neith flies onto your shoulder first and then the boys follow. Ryuu beats Eldr to your right shoulder, you giggle and hold out your forearm for your boy to latch onto.
"Come on, let's get you three something to eat. And then I must get ready to go."
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Saying goodbye to Neith and Eldr was one of the hardest things that you have ever had to do (besides burying your mother). Neith was chained up so that she could not fly to you. She was so sad that she blew out fire out of sadness. It broke your heart but you knew that this was all for the better good.
You look down at Ryuu, who is resting on your forearm and gave his scales a pet. He squeaked and looked up at you in admiration. Your dragon's have grown this week, fairly big but still small enough to carry. You look up at the sky and pray to the gods to a safe arrival and a good experience.
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Hvitserk "Isn't Y/n coming today?"
Ivar looks up at his brother, "Ah yes, she is."
Hvitserk "Are you excited?"
Ivar "I wouldn't say excited, Hvitserk. More of looking forward to today."
Hvitserk chuckles, "oh okay. I haven't seen you wear that armor since Freydis, Ivar-"
Ivar "Don't you dare speak of her name! She betrayed me, lied to me, tried to kill me! She will never be spoken of again, do you hear me?!"
Hvitserk takes a step back, "yes..yes of course. I am sorry, I was not thinking."
Ivar readjusts his collar, pulling it away from his neck a bit, "Thank you, now..is everything ready?"
Hvitserk "Yes, the food is being prepared now and the people have been told of her coming fairly soon."
Ivar "Thank you, Hvitserk." He nods and leaves his brother be. Ivar is just nervous is all. He hasn't seen a soul more beautiful than his late wife, Freydis. He is hoping that you are the woman from his dreams last night.
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When you arrive to Kattegat, it is much darker than Wessex. Not much color, not many trees or cattle. However, you push aside the atmosphere and focus on trying to meet the king. You reach the gates, guards stop you immediately.
"Who are you and what is your purpose here?"
"I am Princess Y/n of Wessex, I am here to speak with King Ivar."
"Y/n? I have not heard of your supposed arrival-"
"Oh surely he would have told you-"
"GUARDS, TAKE HER AWAY!" Before you could protest, four guards had you by your arms and legs while the main guard took your dragon by the throat. Ryuu does not breathe fire because you have not given him the command to do so.
You are taken into a dark room and chained up.
"Please! Tell King Ivar that I have arrived!"
Guard "QUIET!" He slammed the door behind him. This cannot be happening. This is nothing like your dream, this is nothing like you have imagined this day going. Why didn't Ivar tell his people that you were coming? Perhaps he did but not his guards. You surely hope that he realizes this mistake and comes get you soon. Ryuu cuddles up on your chest, trying to give you comfort.
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Hours and hours go by, no sign of Ivar or anyone to be exact. Why has no one come to check on you? Why has no one realized that there is a girl in here?
Ivar has begun to be impatient, agitated. Hvitserk is simply confused.
Ivar "Where is she, huh?"
Hvitserk "I don't know, brother. Maybe she got lost?"
Ivar "Gods, I sure hope not."
Hvitserk "I know, that wouldn't be good but that could be a possibility."
Ivar "I am going outside, talk to the guards. Maybe they have seen something."
Hvitserk "Good idea, I will come with you." They go outside and sun has begun to set, alarming Ivar even more since you definitely should have arrived in Kattegat by now.
Ivar "Hey, you three." The three guards that put you in a cage, look at their king, "Have you seen her?"
"Her?"
Ivar "Princess Y/n, you idiot's! She was supposed to arrive hours ago! Have you seen her?"
They look at each other and do not know what to say, and Hvitserk catches on.
Hvitserk "What aren't you telling us?"
"I-she is here..my king."
Ivar "What?! Where is she then, huh?"
"I...I thought that she was an intruder, my king."
Ivar gets in his guard's face, inches away "Where...is she."
"She's in the cage-" Ivar doesn't hesitate to walk straight towards where you are being held. He will deal with his idiotic guard's later, you are all he cared about right now.
Hvitserk "You better start praying to the gods...maybe they will spare you another day." He walks away, heading towards you as well.
You have grown very weak from trying to escape these chains. During your attempts, you realize how barbaric it is for your dragon's as well. You understand how they feel every time you have to apply their chains, you understand the feeling of wanting and needing to be free. Only adding to your need for a new life for not only your dragon's but also for yourself. You look down at your wrists and they are bruised and reddened. Your nails are broken from your attempts to claw at the keyhole. You stop your gaze when you hear banging coming from outside the door. You fear that it is the guards that put you in here in the first place, so you crawl into a corner and wait. When the door opens, you see the man from your dreams.
Ivar "Oh dear Princess, I am so very sorry."
"Ar-are you Ivar?"
Ivar "Yes, and this is my brother Hvitserk." He says as he makes his way over to you, unchaining you.
Hvitserk "..is that..a dragon?"
"Y-yes. His name is Ryuu. He is mine, along with two others."
Hvitserk "And where are they?"
"Home."
Ivar takes off your chains, seeing the bruises and the red marks, "Oh you poor girl. This should have never happened."
Hvitserk "How tight did they make them?!"
"I couldn't move my wrists in them, so pretty tight." Ivar looks over at his brother who is still standing and gives him a scowl.
Ivar "You know what to do, Hvitserk. But first, carry her to my chambers."
When your back reaches the bed, you moan in relief from being on the cold, hard ground for hours on end.
Hvitserk "There you go, I am so sorry that this happened, Y/n. This is not how we wanted to meet you."
"Thank you, it is alright-"
Ivar "No it is not. They will be punished for doing this to you. I will not allow it."
You offer him a warm smile. He is more beautiful in person. And much bigger as well.
Hvitserk "Speaking of, I'll arrange a meeting to have this settled. I'll be back later, it was nice to meet you Y/n. I hope that soon we can officially meet and get to know each other." He rubs your shoulder as a form of comfort.
"Me too, Hvitserk. Thank you for carrying me."
Hvitserk "It was no problem at all."
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When Hvitserk leaves, Ivar gets on the bed with you. You have to admit to yourself that your breath hitched quite a bit.
Ivar "I am truly sorry, princess. I wanted to meet you properly, talk business."
"It is okay, you found me right?"
Ivar "Yes."
"That's all that matters to me." He smiles at you and takes your hand in his.
Ivar "Well now that we are putting the past behind us, you must tell me how you have a dragon."
You burst out laughing, "I would love to tell you all about my dragon's, Ivar."
"Good, princess. I am all yours."
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#the battle between love and fire#ivar the god#ivar the boneless#alex hogh andersen#marco ilsø#marco ilsoe#hvitserk lothbrok#hvitserk#vikings
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