#WOAAAAHH

[xeroastry]

wwwwwwwoah

i once saw a nsfw Reddit or something talking about how the user and his gf tried aphrodisiac chocolate and he fucking passed out from the pleasure and woke up to his gf still using him… i think about it a lot

anon youre responsible for getting me completely off track because this is sooooooooo hot now i literally cant stop thinking about beomgyu who’s under aphrodisiacs fuckkkkk😭😭😭😭😭😭

imagine gyu accidentally eating them just because you misplaced and hadn’t labeled the ziplog, so when you come back from the bathroom to continue your movie marathon, you see your previously very much normal-not horny boyfriend frantically, manically jerking off, letting out sinister moans an whines you’re surprised you hadn’t heard it when you were in the bathroom- it takes you by total surprise because you’re sure five minutes ago he was totally fine… when you hesitantly walk closer to the couch, hes a mess hoodie ruined with his dried load, his jaw slack letting his drool dribble from the ends of his mouth…god he looked like a total slut. you ignore what shoots down between your legs and dryly laugh—he doesn’t even know you’re here. “babe?���

his eyes shoot open, but even then they’re cloudy, so clearly out of it and heavy lidded. dumbly he manages to babble even as he fails to stop jacking off, moaning wantonly. “k-..ng-kiss me—kiss-” imagine he sounds even dumber with his lisp coming out, just talking with his tongue out like a dog 😞

beomgyu’s desperate but never this desperate. somethings not clicking. but does it matter? you’ve already basically drenched your panties seeing him like this-but you don’t even get to process too much before he erupts, twitching cock semen shooting up in the air and some of it lands on your feet. imagine just being shell shocked of the cum on your feet that you dont even notice the man jumping up before practically engulfing you, kissing your neck in hot frenzy and you’re just taken by complete surprise at how strongly he reacts to…everything. imagine that when you reciprocate, pressing your lips against his just as eagerly as he came onto you, hes trembling under you, not even being able to kiss back properly, its like his mind was completely shut off for sex, and thats when it clicks. the chocolate.

you’re on his lap and he’s quite literally frying, hips bucking with no thought or rhythm like a dog in heat, when you look back to the coffee table to see your ziplog completely emptied your eyes widen. “pay attention..hah..p-pay attention to me” he mumbles as he feverishly presses wet kisses all over your skin, how can you turn from him any longer?

lol but imagine he passes out just like that reddit guy bcs of a little grinding and kissing and hes all sweaty and dirty and a complete mess.. will be taking pictures of his fucked out face for sure with his hair sticking out and all over the place & his cheeks flushed that would be the sexiest thing ever

[angelmichelangelo]

i am.. 25 😳

[myboyfriendisawesomeholyshit]

Me and my partner walked to metro and we bought a whole pound cake and dude we just took bites out of it

It was so good and a wholesome sorta date

He got to go see Simon and Garfunkel the other night and I’m so jealous he even got a sick shirt

It looked really good on him tho

[caracello]

it is kind of interesting to me how my f/os have, in a lot of ways, pushed me to become better at specific aspects of my art. and a lot of the time, those are now the things i really enjoy drawing.

[pettyprocrastination]

You ever get the backhanded compliments about your piercings? One time this guy said to me “I bet you were really pretty till you fucked up your face”

Absolute stunned silence that anyone could say that to another person and think it’s a totally fine and acceptable thing to do.

all the fucking time man lmao. The amount of times elderly customers will say some reiteration of me "ruining" My natural beauty or the snide little 'well I guess everybody has their own style' while making sour faces after ASKING me about my piercing because i never bring it up at work unprompted but a customer asks about it like at least twice a week lol. My old manager once told me i looked crosseyed while she laughed (the same woman who said I 'mutilated' my skin because of a tattoo lol). Fuck that guy to the highest caliber he sounds like a major fucking tool, piercings are awesome and I bet you look amazing!!!

[dewdroppr]

how the fuck did this get so many notes

them!!!

[drawthethingdoppelganger]

Woaaaahh people seem to enjoy that Mr Branca piece more than I expected like Y'ALL? Should we- Should we get a Branca fanclub? Should we go for it? Should we???

[ducktalesnstuff]

Woaaaahh! I’ve been gone a long time but I’m back with this post! I drew this at least 3 months ago. I found this dialogue on Pinterest so I don’t know who to credit but if anyone knows please DM me or leave a comment. I still love Ducktales just as much as I did when it was airing- would have thought all these months away from tumblr might change that but it didn’t- I don’t think I will ever be bored of this show. Does anyone have information on the DW reboot? Because I can’t find much of anything- did it get canceled?

[the-flys-buzz]

“Oh! I might be able to help with that! Maybe.. haven’t had to do it in a while, but I should be of assistance! By the by! My name’s Infinite! Bit on the nose though, huh?”

He laughed! She’s a little unaware. They haven’t talked to anyone in fivever give him a break.

A small spirit can be found wandering around in the flipside, they approach the pair. She has an odd appearance, every part of him is grayscale. From the infinity symbol on their face, to the striped hoodie she wore. A question mark floated near his head. They didn’t have any legs either, only a wispy tail like a stereotypical ghost.

“Hello, hello! You two look.. awfully familiar! Who are you guys?”

//@the-flys-buzz (?)

“…I want. To go home.. but… hhello.”

[chxrry-x-bxmb]

I'm gonna start watching season 3 bc im so excited and EP 1 is Bee and Breakdown centric

We'll see if I've got thoughts on other eps

TFES season 3 Spoilers Under Cut!

BREAKDOWN AND BEE RIGHT AT THE START YESSS

Awe they're tryna break the shield to get him out :(((

Wait is he being fr fr about not wanting to be a decepticon anymore!?!? Woaaaahh

God I hope he doesn't switch up ppls pls pls

Stop they're so Romeo and Juliet core guys wtf

THEY MEET AT THE SAME TIME EVERYDAY OMG

Wait that's so ugh,,, they've got the cons back in "cages" again basically??? Bc Robby and Mo can put the bubble down but OP(and I'm assuming the others) won't let em,,,

Bee,,,ur so valid for wanting BD out but you should really let at least Mo and Thrash know ,,,,

Is the lightning Screamer or something else??? Oh...chaos clouds?

Poor Terratronus :((

"Thanks Screamy" skdkdkd

WOAH BEE,,, AOSKKFF BREAKDOWN WAIT PLS AUGHGV HES SO MAD

The immediate switch into choreographed fighting God I love them-HSHEHED TJE WINK BD I LOVE YOU

TOT-BOTS AKDKFN

NOOOOOOOOO FUCK BD YOU FUCKER UGHHHHH

Oh....oh....Family....oh :(((((

Maybe I should've seen that coming,,I wonder if Shockwave will be a better leader as a whole or not? I mean keeping promises is good,,,,threats not so muchbut uh,,,ya know

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Remember getting ur first smartphone or iPod and being like woaaaahh I touch da screen and make it work....let's get that whimsy back

[joowee-feftynn]

am I the only one that's kinda sick of those "woaaaahh australian fauna is so unhinged and crazy" like yeah everyone knows that. get new material

[paul-matthews87]

..You are the bad guy, Linda. Overall, you’re a bad person. I’m surprised nobody’s ever told you that before, or maybe they have but you never care.

When in the fuck did you get clones?!?!-

I want a clone of me thats unfair 😒

@ask-wigglys-prophet

(Estranged siblings au you don't have to add this au if u don't want)

(IM SORRY I LOVE INTERACTING W/ U YOU DONT HAVE TO ANSWER AAA 🙏)

It happened a while ago, like…a while while ago.

OOC: OUGH I LOVE THIS AKDNMSMDMDM

ALSO TY IT MEANS A LIT OUGH :3

[justadino-ig]

is that an extinct creature ?? WOAAAAHH !!!!! love you /p

CURLY FROM MOUTHWASHING??????

[cannibalcaprine]

sending you to portrush

woaaaahh. . . tour of ireland. . .

[k8kaa]

# — CHELSEA. DOM MOMMY?!

info — our ‘dom’ boys need be to put in their places. so you as a friend remind them who they are ;)

pairing — sub!tease!mason mount , sub!kai havertz x soft dom! reader . semi smut

tws — smut? mdni .

a/n — okay woaaaahh. i never see dom women on this app bruh. we need more sub men on here.

you were a group therapist for chelsea . you were an official therapist but not signed under the club. but today two of your closests patients had came to you . kai was dead silent, while mason was kinda shy? you couldnt tell what was going on in his head. “hm? whats wrong? are you shy mason?~” you giggled bending down too his chair height , you were pretty tall. “no,its just.. fuck.. uhm i feel like i suck at having— you know.” he was speed talking you calm him down “woah woah now , maybe you need some help?” you patted his shoulder. kai laughed. “oh? you shouldnt be making fun of him , you’re here for the same reason im guessing.” you said firmly. “yeah , i am.” he sighed . “hey , you two need some help, i mean you’re both very attractive and i think getting a girl under you is pretty easy ” you said sitting on your desk. kai blushed “[name] , i could get you if i wanted too but i cant pick a good positi—” mason was cut off by you going ‘hush’ and getting closer. “dont get too full of yourself baby boy. i could get you under me if i wanted too.” you smirked back. “why cant you be obedient like your handsome friend here? hm?” you grabbed the germans chin and kissed his cheek. “[name]?!” kai jumped . “oh shut your pretty mouth. i saw you get hard in that one session. i took off my coat . hm?~” you laughed. kai was a flushed mess.“[name]— gosh , ive never said this out loud—” mason groaned. your hands was on his pants . rubbing his hard cock. “admit what? use your words.” you smiled. “that your so fucking hot..keep rubbing it—! fuck..” he smiled back. kai on the other hand (quite literally.) was already hot and bothered. “such naughty boys..needed to remember yourselfs , know where you stand hm?” you giggled as they both groaned. such soft moans from kai , he sounded like an angel . kisses all over their necks .. you were having too much fun—knock. “[name]! you there?” pulisic said “give me a second!” you let go of both men. “give me a second, funs not over yet~” you winked . “hey , christan!” you hugged him . opening the door and half closing it behind you. “ive got a bad patient , I’ll reschedule with ya in an hour or two? okay?” you said “oh for sure—” you ran back to your office before he could say bye. “hm? im sure i closed it..” you said coming in your office. you take off your white coat, “missed me?” you asked teasingly “sure did. i think its our turn,isnt it kai?” mason grabbed you. “oh? you’ll have to earn your chance of getting me under you big boy~”