#WHY DID TUMBLR TRY TO TURN “GEO-” INTO “DADDY'S GOOD GIRL”

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

If you don't mind me asking (you can totally ignore this message and I'll get the idea no worries), which state are you from?

HEY DON'T FEEL EMBARRASSED?? Every single time I open my mouth should ensure that you all never feel embarrassed about anything ever because well. Look at me. I'm a fucking fool and I'm vibing about it.

*clears throat and inhales deeply* so well my dad is Tamil but half of his family is actually from Maharashtra but they're also from Tamil Nadu but the other half is from Karnataka and my mum is Telugu but her family is actually from Tamil Nadu but also from Telangana but also I've lived in Punjab for a few years as a toddler but also then I moved back south but also I think there are family in Andhra I never did fully figure out the separation between Andhra and Telangana and anyway I guess the point is moot because aside from barely functioning at Hindi and Kannada and understanding at most Tamil and Telugu I think it's safe to say that given the opportunity every one of those states would disown me on sight so--

*finishes and breathes again* --so I say I'm Indian but bad at it because I've never been outside here but my first language is English and at this point I think every other country in the world is prepared to disown me too (I am still so very sorry for thinking you were extinct, Romanian maggots, and for thinking you were fictional, Albanian maggots, and well generally everyone).