#WAIT THIS OS SO CUTEEEE

[cieloclercs]

Hi! I was wondering if you could do a social media fic with nando where his gf/fiancé/wife comes to the paddock for the first time after they had their second child? And like the photographers are all oveeeer reader cuz of the cuteness and the other drivers are just soo happy nando found his person and started a family and just overload cuteness from the media and the fans and stuff like that 😊(ps: can you make the reader 10-12 years younger than alonso? I’m a sucker for a good age gap!) btw, looooove your writing and smau’s!! Have a good day 🫶🏻

-🦕

home is where the heart is — fernando alonso

genre. social media au pairing. fernando alonso x reader warnings. swearing

author’s note. hello anon! i wasn’t entirely sure if you meant first time after having their second child or first time ever, but i’ve gone with the latter so i hope you like it! also there isn’t a direct reference to the age gap in here sorry :( you can still imagine it that way though because that was my thought process when i was making this <3

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f1wags Fernando Alonso and his longtime girlfriend Y/N Y/L/N spotted in the paddock for the first time! Y/N has just given birth to their second child, María! What an adorable family 😍

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fernandoalo_oficial Home race week with mis ángeles ❤️ So glad to have my three greatest loves with me for this special race. Y/N, Carmen y María, os quiero a todos más de lo que puedo decir 💗 / I love you all more than I can ever say. See you in Canada!

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username i was NOT prepared to cry today

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lancestroll it was so lovely to see y/n and the girls! hope you bring them to the paddock again soon 🤍

yourusername i think carmen would throw a fit of we didn’t 😅 how does canada sound?

lancestroll see you there! 😁

fernandoalo_oficial Do I get a say in this?

yourusername the girls will miss you if you go without us 🥲

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yourusername ok maybe i’ll miss you too 😉

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carlossainz55 the most beautiful couple 🤍 me alegro mucho por vosotros / so happy for you guys

yourusername gracias carlos ☺️ come visit soon, carmen and maría miss their favourite uncle!

carlossainz55 on my way as we speak

landonorris favourite uncle? am i a joke to you?

maxverstappen1 excuse me i think that title belongs to me 🤨

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fernandoalo_oficial Lando is their favourite

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maxverstappen1 beyond happy for you guys (even though i should be the girls’ favourite uncle)

fernandoalo_oficial Keep dreaming, Max!

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username i still want to know how they kept this secret for so long 😭

landonorris i deserve a medal for not telling anyone tbh.

username PHAHAHHA LANDO

astonmartinf1 We’ll be seeing the full Alonso family around our garage again soon, hopefully? 👀

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[halfetirosie]

✴︎˚｡⋆ I'M not crying, YOU'RE crying! ✴︎˚｡⋆

(Star Message 11 - 14 React-os!)

1) Edmond scaring kids with the intensity of his questioning... 😂

Nah bit, just look at that pretty face! If the kid gets scared, it's his own fault---how could Edmond possibly look scary? My mans ain't even scowling!

2) Ohhhhh, so the metal plate really WAS made by Brahe, then?

Seeing how the metal of the prototype plates were the same, then the message really was from Brahe.....That's a shame; I had hoped that wouldn't be the case, because I didn't want Brahe's bitch-ass son to be correct....

But doesn't this mean that they have evidence of Brahe's intellectual merit?

Even if they never found solid evidence of starscape creatures, Brahe DID invent a new type of sound-record magic circle. (Even if I didn't understand Rei's explanation of it, it's clear that it was more advanced than the usual magic circle.)

3) You know what this reminds me of?

You know how in Minecraft you can find that one disc that has a recording of environmental sounds, and it has a really weird vibe to it?---Disc 13, I think?

That's what this reminded me of... 😅

4) There he is! There's our dude!!! :D

Now I feel like kind of a jerk for thinking that the environment-sounds were creepy... Cuz now that I think of it, yeah, how else are you supposed to communicate with a creature who doesn't speak your language???

5) FUCK, this guy is such a sweetheart!!! (⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ◡ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝)

He is such a sincere guy... I feel so bad for him, getting mocked by everyone; even his shitty son...

This is so bittersweet.

Sure; in a poetic sort of way, the message did, in fact, arrive in "the right place." It didn't reach the starscape creatures (as far as we know), but it did find its was to Blade/other believers.

This recording is a beacon of hope for people like Blade, and Brahe was truly a pioneer in his area of study.

It just makes me sad that Brahe was so ahead of his time, and didn't get the respect he was due when he was still alive.

6) Dang, so that metal was literally made out of a shooting star?

Does that mean all of the other prototype plates were, too? Are meteors big enough to make that much metal???

I want to know more about the space metal!!!

But anyways, I'm glad Rei had some genuine fun during this event. It's right in his wheelhouse! 😊

7) Edmond, you sly little Tsun-Tsun Cinnamon Roll!!!

I love how he gives professional-sounding evaluations while subtly hyping Blade up!

⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

8) I couldn't have said it better myself, Blade sweetie!!!

Helping like-minded people come together---to realize that they're not truly alone---is what gives them the power to make changes.

9) PFFFFT!!!

🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

Edmond.... My love.....

Out of all the things you could've chosen to lead your message with----

----I just-----

*static*

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🎶🎶🎶

🎶🎶🎶

*static*

Your character is so consistent, babe, and I LOVE that about you!

---even if your insistence on making aliens follow government procedures kinda throws off the friendly vibes...😅

10) *SCREAMING, SOBBING, ROLLING ON THE GROUND*

EIDENNNN!!!!!! BABYYYY!!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH, BUT LOOK AT YOU NOW!!!!

YOU'RE LIVING WITH A GIANT FAMILY OF HOT GUYS THAT LOVE YOU!!!!!

YOU ARE SUCH A WINNER!!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

11) FUCK, this is SO CUTEEEE!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

Back at it again with the poetic endings!

It is so fitting for Blade to carry on Brahe's legacy---now he has another cool hobby to spend his time on!

Plus, considering that he's an e-droid, that means he'll be able to carry out the research even longer than Brahe did, and I think that's pretty damn cool.

Gotta love a happy ending!

🚀 End of report! 🚀

[psychicbergara]

I'm really looking forward to worth a shot and I know it's not much if a wait till 25 but Ryan said he and Mari are in the 1 ep so I wonder if that's what they all did. Brought their S/Os for the episodes they are guesting in.

AWWWW THAT WOULD BE SO CUTEEEE

i hope they did that i would absolutely ADORE seeing sara and shane, then steven and tammy.

im already dying with the fact we'll see ryan and mari in the first ep LIKE MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HOT COUPLE<3 DLFGHLFKG

[halfetirosie]

Laughing, Crying, and Laughing Until I Cry

(Prison Cell 05-07 React-os!)

Yup, called it! Shock of all shocks! The GILF is evil!

And before I hear any of you saying, "He was given an in-game sprite, of course he's evil!" I shall respectfully direct you to Eerie Escapade, Silver Miracle, Chase the Rainbow, etc....

2. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Okay, homies... Time for me to be a Downer....

So, once again we've got an event where a whole-ass room of people is hating on one of our bois, which makes me upset as hell.

That's to be expected. This is a prison, after all; it ain't going to be filled with particularly nice people...

What actually upset me more in this scene is what Eiden says to the asshole guard.

Look. I know he said it mostly as a joke. BUT.

What if the guard actually took him up on that offer??? Things could've escalated in a very nasty, unsafe direction VERY quickly. The Scumbag Guard is already abusing his power; can you IMAGINE how bad it would be if it got "sexual," too????

That was too reckless of Eiden, and for a second there I got legitimately scared. (Not that I think the devs would ever have anything too extreme happen to Eiden, but the possibility that they'd show the Scumbag Guard being a creepy BAD pervert towards Eiden---even briefly, before he's inevitably saved by someone---it gave me the chills.)

Am I over-reacting? Maybe. I don't care; this moment just scared me, okay? Was not expecting it.

3. OUR BOI!!!! A BEACON OF LIGHT IN THIS DREARY-ASS PIT OF DESPAIR!!!!

LOOK AT HIMMMM!!!!!! HE'S SO GODDAMN CUTEEEE!!!!!

And it's so funny to me that, while Quincy was just chilling in his cell, he made that cool little outfit for Topper...XD

TOPPER IS CUTE, AND QUINCY IS EQUALLY CUTE!!!!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

TOPPER TO THE RESCUE!!!!

THE GOODEST BOY!!!!!!

4. PFFFFFFFT! (≧∇≦)

YAKUMO JUMPSCARE!!!

Idk why I wasn't expecting it, since prisons obviously allow visitors sometimes. But when Yakumo suddenly popped up on screen I audibly snorted in amusement/surprise...

5. YASSSSS KING!!!!!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡

Lemme tell you, as soon as I realized that Eiden hadn't eaten the cookies right away, I fuckin KNEW Eiden had set them up as a trap!!!!

I read this and I was just SMILING MANIACALLY

Like, look at this Human Garbage, putting on a whole show of stealing the cookies, I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIS COMEUPPANCE!!!!

EIDEN, YOU LOVABLE SKAMP, YOU!!!!!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

6. AND IT SOMEHOW GETS EVEN BETTER!!!!

Eiden, the goddamn genius, just be raising absolute HELL!!!

And he even has the audacity to threaten Quincy, of all people...My GOD....

I'm having such a good time now