#Very Funny Hindi Jokes

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दोस्तों आज की भाग दौड़ की जिंदगी मे हम इतने व्यस्त हो गए हैं की हमे अपने लिए टाइम ही नहीं मिल पता। पहले के लोग एक जगह बैठ करते थे तो खूब हसी मजाक किया करते थे। जो अब नहीं मिलता। लेकिन आप चिंता ना करें हम आपके लिए कुछ बेहतरीन Funny Jokes in Hindi लेकर आए हैं। जिसे पढ़कर अपालों खूब मजा आने वाला है। और हाँ आपका हस हस के बुरा हाल भी हो सकता है। हसना सेहत के लिए भी बहुत लाभदायक होता है। इससे स्ट्रेस…

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[ashesandhackles]

10, 15, 24, and 26 please, pal :)

Thanks for the fun questions eithne :D

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?

For Hindi, going to concur with @padfootswhiskers and say "madarchod" (or even "behenchod" - sisterfucker- which you will hear often if you are in delhi) is very satisfying.

In Malayalam/Tamil - "mayir"(pubic hair) is one. But the odd one is "pulle' (which means grass. I always found this one hilarious - yelling at someone and calling them grass).

15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?

The meme everyone here will get is: "POOJA WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR?" And "HOW CAN SHE SLAP?"

Both from reality shows, and they were widely used as meme formats.

We have context based common sayings, such as - if you ask a really stupid question after every detail has been explained, we say something like, "Poori Ramayan khatam ho gayi (we finished the entire Ramayana)- and "you are asking this now?"

This particular bit is funny because the Indian epic of Ramayana is really LONG.

24. what other nation is joked about most often in your country?

Bangladesh. The influx of refugees from Bangladesh in the states of Bengal and Assam are quite contentious issues in those state's politics, but it is often dealt in jokes by rest of the country. (In the similar vein of the kind of jokes western countries would make about finding Indian cab drivers everywhere)

26. does your nationality get portrayed in Hollywood/American media? what do you think about the portrayal?

Yup. Well, I am generally quite tired of these things in Hollywood portrayals:

- we are not all Hindus, and not all Hindus worship Ganesha. I sometimes wonder whether this is because of the kind of class (which is also tied to caste) who can afford to move abroad.

- we are not all super religious. However, India is a country where religion is woven into the fabric of its culture - so those cultural markers are there.

- India is not just (outskirts of) Mumbai or Varanasi. India is a vast country - and we not only have the tropics, we, along with Nepal, Pakistan, house the belt of highest mountains in the world. Unless it's an explorer, I see very little interest in these parts of India. North East India gets very little attention on Bollywood itself (unless it's an indie movie), I don't know whether white people that part of Indian exists.

These are off the top of my head. I am sure there are more I have issues with.

I am not from US ask sets

[ga-yuu]

Hi! I just wanna ask if you're from India? Just wanna make sure cause I saw it once on the blog description. The reason I ask is actually for a stupid reason. And feel free to ignore.

Lately, I've been coming across Indian tv scenes meme where people die by getting strangled ridiculously by the scarf getting caught in a fan of them getting slapped and pushed into it. Or one where a girl rescued a guy who fell and did many backflips in the air, by riding a large kite. Are these really what's in Indian tv show? I wanna know who their target audience is. And what they think about it?😅 I find it quite humourous and it gives me a good laugh.

OMG. Lol. Okay. I'm gonna rant okay! I'm also gonna be referring some tv shows and use show hindi terms that are very popular among these shows.

Indian tv serials or Indian tv dramas are EMBARRASSING AS HELL and I'm not proud to say that. If I could describe it in one sentence I would say---"It will give you a brain tumor, so please don't watch it."

About 90% or more, Indian tv serials are like that. I'm not joking. Let me tell you why?

Ekta Kapoor. Ekta Kapoor or Ekta didi (we'll call her like that!) is a very infamous name in India. She's basically a producer and has produced more than 100 tv serials. Apart from two or three good ones, the rest are dog shit. Also, all of them are soap operas. The problem with her tv serials is that, they don't have an identity. For example, let's take K-dramas or C-dramas. They have shows for different genres like romance, mystery, thriller, horror, historical etc. But when you take a look at most of the Indian shows, almost all of them have 'saas-bahu' melodrama ('saas' in hindi means 'mother-in-law' and 'bahu' in hindi means 'daughter-in-law') and nothing else. There is no actual plot or goal or even an ending. They don't even have a genre. For example, there is a tv serial called 'Sasural Simar Ka'. It started a normal soap opera melodramatic show, but then out of nowhere it ventured into supernatural stuff. Yeah, I'm not joking. Simar is the name of the main protagonist and is a normal human being who got married into a rich family (like every other ekta kpoor tv shows) and then after IDK 1000 episodes later, she turns in a fly. .....yep, I wish I was joking. You can check that on youtube if you don't believe me.

Seriously, the writers don't know what they're writing. They're just doing whatever to milk-out each episodes. Another problem with these shows is that, they just never want to end. Some shows starts with a good message but then after like 50 episodes when the message is conveyed and the goal is achieved, the best thing we must do for the show for it to remain as good as it is, is to end the fucking show, right? But Nope! They just keep going and going and going and going and going...I remember when I was nine years old, my mom used to watch this one serial called 'Yeh rishta kya kehla tha hain'. I finished my school and started college and the show was still going on. After reading your question, I simply googled to see if the serial was still on going but thankfully they ended it after 14 YEARS! WITH 4000+ EPISODES! 4 FUCKING THOUND EPISODES!!? WTF IS THIS EVEN ABOUT? One piece could never. Oh before I forget, 'Yeh rishta kya kehla tha hain' is also a soap opera. So as you see, unlike k-dramas that ends with about 20 to 22 episodes per season, Indian tv serials doesn't end. This also burdens the writers because they have to keep churning out new drama for each episode and after some time, its clear that they are running out of ideas. Writers are also human beings. If they are ordered to writer each episode everyday, they would obviously feel burned out and run out ideas, which would lead them writing shit like this:

and also the funny clips you saw on youtube. Unlike K-drama, whose episodes are once or twice a week, indian tv shows are daily (except for sat and sun) and there would be a watch party in my house which starts right after 6pm. 6pm is when my family pray and the tv would be on around that time, because my family members don't wanna miss a single scene. It starts at 6pm and ends at around 9 or 10pm on avg. depending on the number of serials they watch.

Now earlier when I said about Indian tv shows having no identity, well, almost all tv serials are centered around 'saas-bahu' drama. No matter what the story is, everything ends up being a story about a rich family wearing heavy makeup and saris and their boring household affairs where the daughter in laws and mother in laws try to conspire against each other for no reason and the men in these serials are nothing but props. Also there is always this grandma character who for some reason never dies despite having grandkids and those grandkids having grandkids and even if one of those grandkids die, this old lady never does.

Another thing, which I'm quite embarrassed to say is that, Ekta didi had been trying so hard to remake many popular american shows like the Vampire dairies and the Game of thrones. Now personally, I have not watched either of them. Ekta didi has tried remaking Vampire diaries and Twilight 3 times! The first one is called 'pyaar ki yeh ek kahaani' was something my sister used to watch. It was fine at first but soon becomes boring as hell. There is no story or setup or mythology, nothing. She just made it because she wanted to copy Twilight, because it was a blockbuster around that time. Her second attempt was 'Fanaah' and I don't remember it at all despite it having well known actors, it flopped so hard. Her third attempt and the most embarrassing one is the recent remake of the Vampire diaries who's name I don't even remember and I don't care to look it up, because I'm so embarrassed to even talk about it. Yeah, that's why.

You what's the best and worst thing about India? India is a country that has people speaking many languages. I come from the South and I speak Malayalam. There are other languages like Tamil, Telugu, Hindi, Kannada, Marathi, Gujarati etc. Although I don't speak most of them, I do understand them. That's great. But you know what is not great? The tv shows that I mentioned above, they are all in Hindi. Which means....THERE ARE TV SHOWS LIKE THAT FOR OTHER LANGUAGES AROUND INDIA! Like I said, I come from the south, so my family watches Malayalam tv shows and although they are not as cancerous as the hindi ones, they are still shit and the writers doesn't know when to end it. I swear to god, if my grandma understood every languages in this world, she would watch every tv serials like this forever.

Now the audience. Basically all ages can watch these. But, not everyone wants to. Especially we young teenagers and people with brains, don't wanna watch these kinds of serials because we know it's not worth our time. Instead of watching that, we'd rather waste our time watching a normal anime or manga or play games or even study. The only people who watch these are kids (as in babies) who don't know what the fuck is going on but watches them because others are watching it, grandparents because they don't have anything to do in life so they just watch for entertainment, and people who have no job irl and watch these shows just to taste that spicy drama that we don't get to taste irl. I mean, I won't blame them, who the hell would wash laptops in real life with a dish soap? They all gather and form a watch party and once this starts, no one is allowed to disturb them. My grandpa was bedridden, so my grandma would feed him dinner before 6pm every night so that he won't disturb her during her shows. My dad told me that the watch party is so intense that they won't even be conscious about their surroundings. He said "Even if a robber enters the house, steals the things around the house, makes coffee and leave, these idiots still won't know." and he's not exaggerating.

Also let me tell you, its not always been like this. In the earlier days, before Ekta didi became a producer, Indian tv serials were not like this. There used to be good tv serials with good messages and not to forget the epics 'Mahabarath' and 'Ramayana' these are literal gold even to this day. But now, Ekta didi is the Queen to indian television, so we can't do anything about it. :(

[shannonsketches]

11 for the big man

Character Asks!

11. Faceclaim for the role

Gan's REALLY hard to cast an human fc for, because he's a very heavily stylized character design. However, as I mentioned before, I am and always will be an advocate for Hrithikdorf (at least for my OoT boy). He is a bit pretty and lean but he is an Indian actor, Bollywood Icon, Hindi movie star, and generally pretty intense-looking dude.

If you don't know of Hrithik Roshan, you do now:

He's an incredible dancer and strong actor. He is also, understandably, well known for his very bright eyes and being the most handsome man in the world (this is a real thing he was declared a few years ago, and joked the secret to it was broccoli).

He's usually my go-to for a young Gan, although he is almost 50 now. He has a lot of fun emotive expressions in his work, and while he's not super tall (he's 5'11") or wide like Gan is, he's very expressive and funny and tested and proven, and he's been my top pick for real world human Ganondorf for about 7 years or so now.

I will, however, still give it to Kumail if we go with a comedy.

[3kiripima3]

hii, i was wondering if you would be okay with doing a matchup?

I'm an entp, and bisexual with a lean towards men! I think i tend to come off as intimidating to a lot of people, but I'm pretty nice when i get to know people. I'm very protective about the people i care about, and get very heated trying to defend them. I'm very quick tempered, and sometimes get overwhelmed too quickly. I'm also decently funny and quick-witted, and a little loud when I'm around my friends. i struggle with my depression and bpd

I'm pretty versatile with hobbies, i love studying biology, and reading or writing as a way to express myself. I also enjoy physical hobbies like boxing and martial arts. as for music, I'm pretty open. i like learning languages, and speak english, finnish, french and hindi fluently. i listen to artists like the waterparks, Paramore, pierce the veil and Kendrick Lamar. anything but country.

thank you so much for taking the time to read this, and I'll appreciate any answer you provide! have a nice day <33

Hiya! Thanks for the request! After some consideration, I think I'd pair you with…

Sir Pentious!

This was pretty difficult, honestly, but I think you and Sir Pentious would work pretty well together.

As Sir Pentious happens to not be all that brave when around intimidating people, I think it'd take a little while for him to warm up to you, but once he does…

He'd appreciate anyone willing to be nice to him and especially people who'd defend him, like you. I think Sir Pentious would enjoy being around someone funny who doesn't just make sex jokes.

I see Sir Pentious as the type of person to really enjoy reading, despite occasionally struggling to understand things. So, if you were to end up reading together, you'd have to expect a few questions on certain word choices. He'd not particularly enjoy physical hobbies if they are likely to get him hurt but he will gladly watch and try if you ask him. Just expect to have to help him a lot.

I personally think Sir Pentious would know a certain amount of French, but he'd love to become fluent in another language for the purpose of seeming tougher. He'd likely ask you to teach him a language or learn one alongside him.

Sir Pentious would not really have a similar music taste and a lot of modern music sounds outlandish to him. Yet, if you introduced him to any of your favourite music, he'd probably end up loving it.

Thanks for requesting! I hope this is good enough for you :) (Also, your music taste is amazing!)

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September 1-7, 2013

Things mellowed down a bit this week, though I’m still scared. I replied to that account asking who he was. He responded that he was indeed Professor Apollo. On Monday, I went to school to meet with Mansoor but had another purpose. I went to CTE and looked for Professor Apollo.

I saw him rushing out to meet me.

"What's up?" he asked. He looked good in casual clothes; I have to admire that because his work clothes are terrible.

"He's still on blotter," I said. "They found him and he got charged, but I'm not pursuing it."

He frowned a bit.

"Baka balikan ka," he said.

"Well, good luck to me, di ba?"

"Hindi ito joke. Girls like you might find a worse fate if you don't pursue it."

"Kung papalag siya, it will get to court. But turns out hindi pa naman. My parents knew about it already."

"Yun naman pala eh."

"My parents are sick. My dad was a cop, my sisters are lawyers. I know how this goes, and it's going to be stressful on them. I'll live; my parents won’t anymore."

He made that face—disappointed and frustrated at the same time. I gave him a paper bag.

"Thank you anyway, but that's just it. Personal choice ko naman yun. I'll be fine."

"Ano to?"

"Something I made." I handed him tonkatsu rice. He took it anyway.

He stared at me for a few good seconds. "Basta mag-ingat ka," he said, nodding, and I went on my way.

I met Mansoor immediately after his org meeting. Walt was also there, and we planned on playing volleyball tomorrow at Pinsao, just us.

By Tuesday, we went there, but the rain was strong. The only people who showed up were the girls, Dom, Sam, Walt, Mans, and Justin. We bought a ball in the morning and played. The rain continued into the afternoon, but we had a meeting for the sports event for intramurals. It rained hard by 2 PM. We were battling the strong rain, trying to get to Mia's house. We gave in and played in the rain. I jumped into the puddle and splashed them. We eventually got into Mia's house. We had to borrow Mia's clothes, but all I got were really short shorts. Mans gave me his jacket, so I wrapped it around my waist. We ate there after we showered. The exit from their house was funny because we had to jump out of the window, and it was slippery.

We continued at Faces bar and had some drinks. Mansoor drinks too but not too much. I only had one bottle. By 8 PM, my parents were calling me already, so I had to get home. Mansoor also decided to leave. We left for a while and found a spot to get a cab. I kissed him on the cheek before I got in.

When I got home, my dad was waiting by the shed. I told him it was okay, but he expressed his worry.

"I feel very heavy when you're not here, and it's nighttime. You should quit that job. Why do you even need it?" Dad asked.

I made a compromise that if it happened again, I would quit, but I need to earn money for traveling. They asked how much, and I said 50k. They said they'd get it for me, but I said no. I didn’t want a fight. I just wanted them to chill.

I plan to read some classics I bought, like Lady Bovary.

September 4, 2013

Wednesday, I did chores in the morning and wrote a blog article in the afternoon before heading to work. To my surprise, Sir Apollo was there, looking for Filipiniana books.

I had to leave the till to assist him. "Wait sir, nasa taas kasi." I climbed the ladder and retrieved his book. But as I stepped down, I almost missed a step.

"Shit," I swore. He grabbed me by the waist easily to prevent me from falling. I turned around, and our bodies were suddenly very close. He was looking at me, lips slightly parted, and I could hear his scattered breathing. I felt hypnotized, rooted to the spot. His hands didn't leave my waist. We stood there, the book he was looking for now a barrier between us. I felt his warm breath when his lips found mine, pressing against them. I immediately responded with a kiss. We were kissing! We were kissing? When his one hand scooped my back to deepen the kiss, I pushed him away.

"Ah-- I-check out ko na ba to?" I was shaking a bit. He was heavily breathing.

That shouldn't have happened.

It seemed that he too had awakened from the trance.

"Uhh, sure." He wiped his lips. I practically ran down the stairs, going back to the till.

He followed closely behind.

"This is 520," I told him while packing his book, my voice trembling slightly.

He looked at me, his eyes lingering, then fished out a thousand-peso bill. I handed him his change, trying to avoid his gaze. But then he held my hand.

"Pag-usapan natin yun," he said softly, his voice almost pleading.

"That's a bad idea," I replied, my voice firmer this time. My heart was still racing from the kiss, and I couldn't let myself be weak.

Customers came in, providing the perfect distraction. I took my hand back quickly. "Thank you for your purchase, sir."

He left, but his eyes stayed on me until he was out the door. I watched him leave, my mind a whirlwind of guilt and confusion. I was mad at myself for being that weak. I know he is attractive, but I have a boyfriend.

I hated myself for allowing the moment to happen, for the brief lapse in judgment that could jeopardize my relationship with Mansoor. The warmth of the kiss lingered on my lips, and I felt a pang of guilt thinking about Mansoor, who trusted me. I had crossed a line, and the weight of my actions settled heavily in my chest.

Why did I let that happen? I scolded myself silently. I tried to shake off the feeling, but it clung to me like a second skin. The memory of Sir Apollo's touch, his breath on my lips, and the intensity of that brief kiss haunted me for the rest of the day.

September 4-7, 2013

At home by Thursday, I stumbled upon an article about graphic designing online. It mentioned Odesk, a freelance platform, so I checked it out. Intrigued, I applied and made my profile. By Saturday, I received an invitation to apply for a job.

The job was for business design. I showed my school portfolio from 2010 and some of the thumbnails I had made. It turned out to be for YouTube videos and a blog thumbnail, both educational. They offered me $50 per design, with the possibility of needing four designs a week. I agreed immediately. Excited, I sent my resignation letter right away, explaining that I had found another job that required me to stay home due to my parents' stress.

My boss accepted my resignation immediately and understood my situation, but I had to wait a week for a replacement.

Over this week, I met Mansoor four times. We hung out at cafes and played badminton together. I wished I could tell my parents about him, but I didn’t want to freak them out.

I tried to bury the incident with Sir Apollo. But on Saturday night, he came back to the bookstore to get another title. Lloyd was there, and none of us left the till. Lloyd asked me to unwrap a box so we could start displaying the new books. I felt relieved because it meant I could avoid Apollo's eyes. His eyes always seemed full of meaning, making it hard to forget what had happened between us.

I had to leave the till to assist him. "Wait sir, nasa taas kasi," I said, climbing the ladder to retrieve the Filipiniana book he needed. As I carefully descended, my heart pounded with the adrenaline rush of almost losing my footing."Shit," I murmured, still shaky from the close call. Before I could fully recover, his strong arms encircled my waist, pulling me back to safety. Startled, I turned to face him, finding our bodies unexpectedly close. His eyes bore into mine, lips slightly parted, his breath mingling with mine in the confined space.Time seemed to slow as his hands remained securely around my waist, a comforting yet electrifying touch. The book lay forgotten between us, our proximity intensifying the charged atmosphere. His warm breath caressed my lips as he leaned in, his movements slow and deliberate.Our lips met, and there was an immediate spark. His mouth moved against mine, gentle at first, exploring. I felt a rush of heat as his kiss deepened, his lips parting mine with a hunger that matched my own conflicted desire. His hand slid from my waist to the small of my back, anchoring me closer to him, deepening the connection.Every sensation was heightened—the softness of his lips against mine, the subtle taste of coffee lingering on his breath, the warmth spreading from where our bodies pressed together. His lips moved with mine, a dance of urgency and restraint, each movement calculated yet fervent.I leaned into the kiss, caught between wanting to pull away and craving more of his touch. The gentle pressure of his lips, the way they molded against mine, sent shivers down my spine. I reciprocated, matching the rhythm of his kiss, allowing myself to be drawn deeper into the moment despite the alarms ringing in my mind.Reality crashed back with sudden clarity. This shouldn't be happening. With a gasp, I gently pushed him away, breaking the spell that had enveloped us. "Ah-- I-check out ko na ba to?" I managed to stammer, my voice betraying the tremor of emotions inside me. He seemed to snap out of whatever trance had held us both captive."Uhh, sure," he replied, wiping his lips with a slight hint of confusion. I hastily packed his book, trying to regain my composure. He followed closely as I descended the stairs back to the till, the charged silence between us echoing loudly."This is 520," I said, my voice trembling slightly as I handed him the packed book. His eyes bore into mine, searching for something I wasn't ready to understand.He retrieved a thousand-peso bill, his touch lingering on mine as he accepted the change. Just when I thought the moment might pass, he reached out and took my hand."Pag-usapan natin yun," he said softly, his tone pleading, his touch gentle yet insistent."That's a bad idea," I replied, my voice firmer this time, though my heart raced with conflicted emotions. I pulled my hand away quickly as customers entered the shop, grateful for the distraction they provided. "Thank you for your purchase, sir."He nodded slowly, his gaze following me until he turned and left the store. I watched him go, my mind swirling with guilt and confusion. I was furious with myself for letting it happen. Despite his undeniable allure, I had a boyfriend, and I knew I had to set boundaries.

[benefits1986]

Maroon x Blue Sunday Lovin'

Side Note: This was penned right after the game and debrief with second dad. So yes, late post, yet again. Was talking to my second dad after getting home as he can still outrun millennials on a full court basketball game. LOL. He even joked that during their time, height is not an advantage. Also, those hey days were spent in no less than Katipunan. He pushed the envelope further saying that he used to watch games live but traffic is just so bad; and he's glad that he didn't get a cardiac arrest live via satellite, too. There goes today's game debriefing. Later, I slid a note about how maroon mixes so well with blue. Ang ganda. Parang kumikinang siya sa mata ko.

Meanwhile, a friend who is a legit UAAP fan slid a DM asking since when I became a fan. This is a really funny story, sobrang babaw to be precise. Back in college I sighed over the thought of going to a game to represent your school in UAAP basketball. It's like a euphoric pill I can not swallow because I am but an outsider. One of the reasons why I commute from Las Pinas to Diliman is because I wanted to watch a game live and to cheer for my school. HAHAHAHAHHA. Never mind that I'm but a graduate school student with 36 units down and a thesis that's left to rot. Never mind that I still feel like an outsider. There's something about this little dream turned reality that makes me really giddy.

Going back to second dad... I found an opening to say that blue looks more and more tempting. Of course, he whacked back saying that I already have blue in my blood, only from Leon Guinto. UGH. And that, my LS dream will just turn my heart black. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He reminded me that he gave it a try himself and that I just need to focus on my digital game. LOL. Eto na naman po kami ng second dad ko. Nagde-debate na naman na akala mo totoong anak niya ako. JUSQ. I knew what he means naman. But, I didn't back down saying that since I'm dabbling with AI, I'm wondering if using it in LS will make things better and faster.

One of the things I shared to him was that I'd most likely fail the exam. He said: Panigurado papasa ka. I was taken aback since I feel like I'm so clunky and can be labelled as sakto lang in all things I do. Ang bitbit ko lang is my intention, thus being intentional. (Redundancy is the key to me. CHZ.)

So, what's my take on today's game?

Hindi ako pikon. Start pa lang, I said sana matawid ng UP pero I have a hunch this would either be a close and tough fight OR we'll go home without the bacon.

Also, ang ganda ng galaw ng Katips. Pero, and weird lang din ng mga tawag. Unli freethrow Sunday po tayo, ladies and chemenemen. In fairness, may certain certainty bawat bitaw ng Blue Eagles. 'Yung tipong humihinga muna, sisipat, saka babato. Dagdagan mo pa ng dasal na may Jesuit vibe 'yan. I even saw a few female lolas na nag-antanda bago mag-game. HAHAHAHA. Heswita pong tunay. Tabi na agad Maroons. LOL.

UP naman today parang more of instincts and tactics. LOLOLLOLLOLLOLL. Sorry but true. This is only the second live game I watched. The first is the UP-Ateneo final game a few years back. I don't follow UAAP in general unlike my college days. Wala lang. Gusto ko lang talaga salpukan ng maroon and blue. Ganda. Visual appeal: 1000000. The stark contrast is such a vibe. The cool blues and the heated maroons.

Lemme add that the school hymns and cheers actually show that legit stark contrast. 'Yung Maroons, very high horse na emotionally packed. Medyo bordering na ng you can't sit with us. Ganun din naman Blue Eagles kaso mas subtle and mas brainy and poetic. LOL. Gets ba? Same alley but different store fronts and merchs. EMS. Me to myself: UP pa U-U-U pa kayo, U-WI tuloy tayo neto. Hahahaha. Also me: Buti na lang nanalo Katips para choosing the school won't need a spoonful of sugar that night. Also me ulit: Win or lose, it's maroon I CHZ. Tabi.

I won't go down the commentary route because that's not my cup of tea. My voice is raspy because it's just so nice to let loose after so much work and personal stuff that's happening. I just need a distraction. Watching games live is an experience on its own. Parang may pasavogue and of course, seeing the asses of players who perform is cute; walang pagnanasa. Saka, true pa rin, napapansin ko lang players kapag may silbi sila sa game like my super crush LA Tenorio. Mula noon, hanggang ngayon. Masipag. Maangas. Grounded. Magaling mag-English and Tagalog. Simple pero bumabaon. Ganern. 'Di ko sure if perky ba ass niya kasi ilong niya nakikita kong nauuna e. LOL.

BTW, I saw the shushing up close. In fairness to the Atenistas, unbothered. ALAVEETTTT. 'Yan ang isang strength nila. Tahimik lang pero 'pag may magandang play, they babble. CHZ. And it's so fun to be near the side of Ateneo, too. Nag-sorry pa 'yung girl sa unahan ko nung natalo. I replied naman that deserving sa win and that it's just a game. She smiled back. Hihihihihihihi.

I wanna see UP and Ateneo in the finals!!!

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Jhe - Hii madi!! I know we haven't known each other for a long time and we don't know anything about each other that much but, i just wanna say na we are always here for you, and never forget that. Happy birthday madii!! Enjoy your day! And i hope this message makes your day just a little bit!

Jelo - Madiiii, my bestfriend since 2020 ata HAHAHAHAHAA happy birthday bitch and hit me up always if you need someone and kung want mo punta ako dyan sa inyo shot tayo kimi HAHAHAHA enjoy your day kasi bihira lang ang birthday and mag birthday ka lang hangga't gusto mo HAHAHAHAHA me and rianna is always here for you kahit naman busy kami is nakakagawa kami ng time para sayo hehe yun lang happy birthday ulit :>>>

Val - Hi madi happy birthday! Lutuan kita ng champorado, i hope na masaya ang birthday mo

Riz - happy birthday madibabes! another gurang nanaman sa server, eme. i just wanna let u know na i super love ur cheery personality and everything abt u<33 thanks for all the love and light u give mwamwa we love you bigtime ! enjoy ur dayyy ,<3

Vy - Hi madi! happy birthday my baby, thankyousomuch for always being there for us, even tho nahihirapan ka. you will always find a reason to smile, and make us happy. ik na hindi pa tayo masyadong magkakilala, pero talking to you makes me feel safe, and comfortable. thankyou for always supporting me, and thankyou rin sa minsang pagtama ng mga pagkakamali ko, thankyou for being my pahinga. iloveyousomuch madi. thankyou for being one of the best friend i've ever had. MEET UP SOON PLEASE, gusto ko kayo mahug ni akane. again, thankyou for always being there for us, always remember na nandito lang buong kenzo for you. proud kami sayo no matter what, again; happy birthday ganda! enjoy your day!

Ami - happy birthday madi!! sana gumaling ka pa mag ml at hindi ka na maging bobo sa pag pili. sana di ka pa mamatay

Jazz - happy birthday to the sweet young lady named madi! you've been so admirable and you gave off the vibes na u make efforts for success. I know little of u pero I pray that ur dream will come true soon. enjoy your day and your birthday, and I hope that it's wonderful just like u are. I love youu <333

Ria - Hi madi! Happy happy birthday to you my sweet girl, I hope you enjoy your day! I'll always be here for you, and I'm glad to experience life with you by my side. You will always be the friend everybody would wish they had and I'd take a bullet than replace you with another. I love you and Happy Birthday.

Liam - Happy Happy Birthday to you Madii!! I hope you continue to be a kind and caring person, i also hope that you enjoy your day today. Many many birthdays to come, stay safe, and God bless you and your family <33 We love you.

Sen - Hi Madi!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I wish you well on this great day of yours. I'm glad to have met such a nice, funny, and friendly person like you who i now get to call a friend. Sana happy ka lagi no matter the circumstances na kinakaharap mo. i wish you nothing but the best of things. thank you for making us happy with your humor. happy birthdayyyy sana may malandi ka na soon Meri - HI MADII! happy happy happyyyy bornday mhiee and wish ko lng is for ur growth ik u have some struggles in life so intindihin mo nalang habanag wala ka pang pambili ng baril WHAHAHAHA atsaka i think ur really a great friend bc u listens to our rants and ur there for us keep being delulu and pretty labyu!

Temp - happy happy birthday madiii! i know na di ka makakapagcelebrate ngayon pero don't you worry we're coming tp the rescue. we at kenzoku love and care for you very much kaya no matter what you go through, stay strong lang palagi and we got your back. pag may nagaway sayo gripuhan natin, joke! all kidding aside i hope na we can make your day better, enjoy and cheers to more birthdays to come!! <33

Kim - Happy birthday Madi, read me again declaration of indi. Ka age na kita hehe.

Sei - hi madii, happy 17th birthday! sayang wala ako jan inuman sana tayo hehe char, salamat sa pagkinig sa mga rants everytime nag rant ako sayo, nagbibigay ka ng mga magandang advice sakin at lagi kong pinapakinggan pero d ko naman ginagawa lagi haha, sana maganda ang araw mo ngayon bukas at hanggang next year! wag mo kalimutan mahal ka namin lahat sa server at di yun magbabago kahit kailan, happy birthday!

Keikko - hi bebe madi!! happy happy birthday!! i hope this day brings you endless joy, love, and warm recollections. although we may have only recently connected online, it feels like we've known each other for much longer. on this special day, i wish you all the happiness, success, and fulfillment life can offer. may your dreams come true, and may this new year of your life bring you exciting opportunities that align with your passions and aspirations. cherish the connections you make and never stop being the incredible person you are. please know that you can always count on me to be there as your friend, to offer support, encouragement, and a listening ear whenever you need it. once again, happy birthday! enjoy this day to the fullest, surround yourself with loved ones. thank you for coming into my life, even if through the internet, and making it so much brighter!!

q - sup Madigar happy bday 2 u hahahaa keep doin ur usual greetings sa server and I hope masaya ka sa day mo ;>:>:>

Sho - Happy Birthday Madi! We've only known each other for quite a short time. And yet talking with you has been a blessing as i got to learn more about your story and how much fun you are as a person. I kind of wish you were alot more friendlier but i know you'll become more mature. Whatever happens in life, never forget what can and who makes you happy Madi!

Akane - ofcourse, last but not the least, itz me!! :DD happiest birthday to my favorite hoomann!!! <333 i love you very very much, and i just want you to know na you're such a nice and sweet person saaming lahat. alam namin yung hirap na nararanasan mo ngayon, but still, lagi mo kami napapasaya and thank you for that. kahit sakin, lagi kang andiyan mapa chika, kilig, or problema man yan. thank you so much for everything and for being an angel. sana mag meet na tayo soon and ALWAYS remember na araw araw akong proud sayo, at palagi kitang mahal. I LOVE U MY MADI!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY <33

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How do I wish My Bhabhi a Happy Birthday

Birthdays are always special occasions to celebrate the lives of our loved ones. When it comes to your Bhabhi's birthday, it's a great opportunity to show your love and appreciation for her. A Bhabhi is not only a sister-in-law but also a friend, guide, and mentor. So, if you want to wish her a happy birthday, here are some tips to make it special.

Start with a warm message: The first step in wishing your Bhabhi a happy birthday is to start with a warm message. You can start with a simple "Happy Birthday Bhabhi" or "Wishing you a very happy birthday Bhabhi." Add some personal touches to the message, like mentioning how much you appreciate her or how much she means to you.

एक स्नेहपूर्ण संदेश के साथ शुरुआत करें: अपनी भाभी को जन्मदिन की शुभकामना देने के लिए पहला कदम एक गर्म संदेश के साथ शुरू करना है। आप एक सरल "हैप्पी बर्थडे भाभी" या "आपको जन्मदिन की बहुत-बहुत शुभकामनाएं भाभी" के साथ शुरू कर सकते हैं। संदेश में कुछ व्यक्तिगत स्पर्श जोड़ें, जैसे यह उल्लेख करना कि आप उसकी कितनी सराहना करते हैं या वह आपके लिए कितना मायने रखती है।

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Use humor: If your Bhabhi has a good sense of humor, you can use it to your advantage. Add a funny quote or joke in your message to make her laugh and brighten her day. Just make sure the humor is light-hearted and not offensive.

ह्यूमर का इस्तेमाल करें: अगर आपकी भाभी का सेंस ऑफ ह्यूमर अच्छा है, तो आप इसका इस्तेमाल अपने फायदे के लिए कर सकती हैं। उसे हँसाने और उसके दिन को रोशन करने के लिए अपने संदेश में एक मज़ेदार उद्धरण या चुटकुला जोड़ें। बस सुनिश्चित करें कि हास्य हल्का-फुल्का हो और आपत्तिजनक न हो।

Show your appreciation: Take some time to think about all the things your Bhabhi has done for you and your family. Show your appreciation by thanking her for everything she has done and letting her know how much you value her presence in your life.

अपनी प्रशंसा दिखाएं: आपकी भाभी ने आपके और आपके परिवार के लिए जो कुछ भी किया है, उसके बारे में सोचने के लिए कुछ समय निकालें। उसने जो कुछ भी किया है उसके लिए उसे धन्यवाद देकर और उसे बताएं कि आप अपने जीवन में उसकी उपस्थिति को कितना महत्व देते हैं, उसकी सराहना करें।

Send a gift: A thoughtful gift is always a great way to wish someone a happy birthday. You can choose something that you know your Bhabhi will love, like a piece of jewelry, a book, or a bouquet of her favorite flowers.

एक उपहार भेजें: एक विचारशील उपहार हमेशा किसी को जन्मदिन की शुभकामनाएं देने का एक शानदार तरीका होता है। आप कुछ ऐसा चुन सकते हैं जिसे आप जानते हैं कि आपकी भाभी को पसंद आएगा, जैसे गहने का एक टुकड़ा, एक किताब, या उनके पसंदीदा फूलों का गुलदस्ता।

Plan a surprise party: If you want to go all out, plan a surprise party for your Bhabhi. Invite her friends and family, decorate the house with balloons and streamers, and prepare her favorite food and drinks. Make sure to keep the party a secret until the very end.

सरप्राइज पार्टी प्लान करें: अगर आप बाहर जाना चाहती हैं, तो अपनी भाभी के लिए सरप्राइज पार्टी प्लान करें। उसके दोस्तों और परिवार को आमंत्रित करें, घर को गुब्बारों और स्ट्रीमर्स से सजाएं और उसका पसंदीदा भोजन और पेय तैयार करें। पार्टी को अंत तक गुप्त रखना सुनिश्चित करें।

Make a video: In today's digital age, making a video is a great way to wish your Bhabhi a happy birthday. You can record a message, add some pictures and music, and send it to her. It's a great way to show your love and make her feel special.

वीडियो बनाएं: आज के डिजिटल युग में, वीडियो बनाना अपनी भाभी को जन्मदिन की शुभकामनाएं देने का एक शानदार तरीका है। आप एक संदेश रिकॉर्ड कर सकते हैं, कुछ तस्वीरें और संगीत जोड़ सकते हैं और उसे भेज सकते हैं। यह अपना प्यार दिखाने और उसे खास महसूस कराने का एक शानदार तरीका है।

Write a heartfelt note: If you're not good at expressing your feelings verbally, you can write a heartfelt note to your Bhabhi. Write down all the things you love and appreciate about her, and let her know how much she means to you. It's a simple yet meaningful gesture that will make her day.

एक हार्दिक नोट लिखें: यदि आप अपनी भावनाओं को मौखिक रूप से व्यक्त करने में अच्छे नहीं हैं, तो आप अपनी भाभी को एक हार्दिक नोट लिख सकते हैं। उन सभी चीजों को लिखें जिन्हें आप प्यार करते हैं और उसकी सराहना करते हैं, और उसे बताएं कि वह आपके लिए कितना मायने रखती है। यह एक सरल लेकिन सार्थक इशारा है जो उसका दिन बना देगा।

Conclusion

In conclusion, wishing your Bhabhi a happy birthday is all about showing your love and appreciation for her. Whether it's through a message, a gift, or a surprise party, make sure to make it special and meaningful. Your Bhabhi deserves all the love and happiness in the world, and her birthday is the perfect opportunity to show it.

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