#Vero's Brainworms

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I dreamt that some FFXIV fan had spent the last year making a speculative CGI intro to Dawntrail but they had started back when we knew next to nothing about it and then got discouraged when the actual expansion didn't go in the direction they'd wanted it to, so it was based entirely on now-debunked fan theories and the visual fidelity and animation quality gradually got worse as it went on.

It started with a wildly detailed, beautifully animated scene in a golden forest where a noticeably older Alphinaud fights enemies to some licensed song you would expect to hear in a car commercial (think "Boom" by X Ambassadors).

Then there was a less detailed but still decent-looking scene where the Prima Vista lands in Radz-at-Han while FF9 music plays as if to say look, it's FF9 stuff, wow! but then the cast of the Return to Ivalice raids come out and the scions are just like "Oh, right... it's just you guys".

By the final scene, the whole thing had devolved into a shitpost about how "we didn't go to Meracydia, this time" with unfinished Gmod-esque animation and googly-eyed rainbow sock puppet dragons.

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@universalcas follower celebration: favourite song

still breathing // Green Day

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Entertaining others while enjoying video games isn't enough I need constant validation from terminally online sapphics and influence over public discourse

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a tender cheek smooch for jogny

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Imagine being the founder of some failed retail chain and discovering that the primary way your legacy has been immortalized, the single greatest impact you made on people's minds and how you will be remembered into the future, is dozens if not hundreds of hours of YTPMVs which random strangers on the internet have made in their spare time by repurposing some random commercial you'd put out years back.

What might have once been considered infinite, free, crowd-sourced advertising for your brand is now dancing on the grave of your defunct business, your life's work now a mere footnote in the story of its mascot screaming erratically to the tune of Rainbow Tylenol and every anime theme song ever written, a brainworm reclaimed by the public and completely divorced from its original context, outliving you and your capitalistic ambitions.

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Being a real person sucks, I should have been a fictional character that sets off all the chuds in an existing fanbase when entering the franchise for "taking over the whole story" (being a nuanced character with agency who isn't a cisgender man).

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Finally gonna be getting top surgery soon!

Soon, I'll be able to get this weight off my back, and onto my chest (and I guess by extension, my back).

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Trans hornyposters:

Tiny 2017 Flintheart Glomgold voice in my head:

"YOU HORNYPOSTERS THINK YER SOOOO STACKED, AND SOOOO SLUTTEH, BUT AS SOON AS AH'M DONE TAKIN' MAH PROGESTERONE AND RIDIN' MAH STATIONARY EXERCISE BIKE FER EIGHT CONSECUTIVE MONTHS, I'LL BE THE ONE POSTIN' HOLE AND SHOWIN' MAH TITS ON THE INTERNET, AND THEN I, VIVHEART GLOMGIRL, SHALL BE THE HOTTEST DEMIGIRL IN THE WORLD!!!"

"GLOM-GIRL! GLOM-GIRL! GLOM-GIRL!"

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I hate that I viscerally, jealously want to be a content creator & trans tumblr thot but I simply do not possess the courage nor the body confidence to become either of those things at this time