#Venus fly trap and hotdog

[ask-the-face-man]

What's your favorite type of magic trick?

"Anything with fire or lions or spikes or Venus fly traps or hotdogs or hot air balloons or hotdogs or cats or dogs or rats or giraffes or hotdogs or spikes exactly in that order."

[fishtax]

A comprehensive list of cr oc ideas bc im deranged part 2

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89. Jello cookie

90. Venus fly trap cookie

91. Higanbana dragon cookie

92. Moth cookie

93. Honey bee cookie

94. Queen bee cookie

95. Corn cookie

96. Candle/wax cookie

97. Toffee cookie

98. Toxic waist cookie

99. Hotdog cookie

100. Glowstick cookie

101. Banshee cookie

102. Ghost cookie

103. Skeleton cookie

104. Alien cookie

105. Harpy cookie

106. Eel cookie

107. Kenku cookie

108. Changeling cookie

109. Warfordged cookie

110. [Any enemy type in ob/k] cookie

111. Siren cookie

112. Plushie cookie

113. Hobgoblin cookie

114. Doll cookie

115. Bubble cookie

116. [Rhino/Stag] beetle cookie

117. Bagworm cookie

118. Ink cap mushroom cookie

119. Sphinx cookie

TIP: if you wanna make an effective design choose an aesthetic and a dnd class for your character, this will help you flesh out the design and give them more personality

[jessiarts]

Mobile-Friendly YOD Art List

Made this to help my Pinned Masterlist pages be accessible on mobile. Placing under cut for now to spare my follower’s dashes lol

Honorable mentions to that one year I thought I’d do a year-long drawing challenge and didn’t finish.

deargodsI'mneverdoingthatagainI'dratherdie

Some drawings towards the end (and throughout) never got posted to this tumblr, but largely the reason a drawing may be missing is because I either didn’t draw it, or I hated it so much I eventually deleted it forever lol

January: 

Sunrise | Baby of Grinch and Martha May | Meatball | Stonehenge | Tadpoles | Houseplant | Caterpillar | Puddle | Waterlily | Bubble Bath | Dragon Egg | 3D Candle | 3D Hole | 3D Grapes | Peter Pan | Wolf | Dandelion Seeds | Awl | Clock | Kazoo | 3D Rubiks Cube | Vintage Phone | Useless Superhero Comic

February:

Piano | Orchids | Storm | Steampunk Heart | Penny | Candle | Odd Candy | Deadpool | Statue of Puberty | Undine | Mermaid | Chocolate Monster

March:

Peach Blossom | Gold In Shoe | Celtic Knotwork | Grass Terror | Grumpy Cat | Snek | ET | Ded Egg | Crow Moon | Pine cones | Gandalf | Mirror

April:

Fool | Scrabble | Titanic | Willow | Garlic | Puzzle Box | Impossible Astronaut | Pig | Compass | Earthquake |

May:

Magic Carpet | Yoda | Venus Fly Trap | Angel Teddy Bear | Orchid | Darth Vader Flower | Hawthorn Flower | Cookie Tragedy | Stinking Corpse Lilly | Pitcher Plant | Artifact | Succulent

June:

Octopus | Sunbathing Ice Cream | 

(Including only because it’s art I made. However, this blog does not support JKRowlings transphobic views.) > Snape x Dumbledore Sandbox Comic - You might have seen this before. It went semi-viral a few years ago… everywhere but on this blog of course because someone stole/reposted it and it took off without me 😭 (“Snape, Snape, Severus Snape-” “DUMBLEDORE!”) (2016)

Bean Dean Winchester - Speedpaint here

Lily Singh Smile

July:

Scarecrow | Egg Fry | Potato Cry | Sharkpeo | Hotdog | Stitch | Dorito | Garfield

August:

Tree Frog | Monocle | Old Radio | Venomoth | Oregon

September:

Vines: X1, X2 | Buildings | Old Age Makeup: X1, X2

December:

Polar Bear in a Snow Storm

[eggy635]

OKAY WHAT WAS THAT BOOK?? I had a book when I was little about a kid whose aunt gave him a venus fly trap for halloween and told him never to feed it. He gave it a hotdog and it tried to eat his little sister??! Definitely a knockoff of Little Shop of Horrors but I want to find it so bad

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

[greenflavouredink]

@kaseythegolden (#kaseytheprompt) encouraged her audience to participate in the latest of her prompt challenge videos- the prompts were hotdog and Venus fly trap. Y’all know I love me an #artchallenge.

[charitycart]

A silly doodle of a Venus fly trap with a hotdog. The plants are very fun to draw and different. This was also a drawing prompt. #illustration #hotdog #nature #plants #venusflytrap #penart #art #markers #drawingprompt #kaseytheprompt

[brianmacquarrie01]

THE SPECIAL This is a script either for Natalie Portman. Our intro starts with the firing of synapses... Electrical impulses hitting neurones. As we pull away we see many more neurones and synapses.... As we pull away even further was see the brain. Then the membrane. The skull. Then well away out of D'ANNEDRA (36)... Standing in front of a mirror. Steam from a recent shower fills the bathroom. Sweat mixed with water covers D'Annedra's face. We continue to pull out further to see we are viewing D'Annedra through an advanced viewing system. CAPLIN (57) stands next to the monitor. WAKELY (27) sits in a swivel chair. Wakely is barely paying attention. Caplin: This is D'Annedra. She's a special. Wakely still isn't paying attention. Caplin: WAKELY! Wakely jumps in his chair. Wakely: Yes Caplin! You have my attention. I am here... For you. Caplin: Not me Wakely. Her. You are here for her. Wakely: ah? Yes. Because she's Both: A special. The two focus on D'Annedra who is now dressed and starting her day. She sits reading a news paper while eating breakfast. Her life seems simple and unknowingly tragic. Caplin: Poetry had never met someone like D'Annedra. She's never been in love, she's never felt a memorable kiss and she has never so much entertain the thought of intrigue or supposition. She is... Wakely: ... Plain. Caplin: exactly. She has held on to a single thought for her entire time on this planet... Wakely has no clue what Caplin is talking about. But he tries... Wakely: um? I don't--a pet does she want a pet. Caplin: Excitement. Wakely: Eeeexcitement. Yes. Wakely looks at Caplin. Simple. Confused. Caplin: She has navigated her life in proxy to drama but never so much as sipped from it's chalice. We will give her a life that will be etched in the stars and hold her to one promise... Wakely still has no clue what Caplin is talking about. We see D'Annedra sitting on a bus. Almost in a trance. Her eyes scream of a pain there is no bandaid, or pill for. She could burst into tears but remains in an apathetic shell. Caplin: ... Her death. Wakely: That's a little much don't you think? Couldn't we get her into roller coasters or something. Caplin: She seeks romance and desire while trapped in a net of safety. And you will bring that to her. Int. - TOBER ELECTAL SYSTEMS INC. - D'Annedra's cubical. It's sad. Filled with pictures of old friends she no longer talks to, parents that have passed away and a childhood pet that she never had the heart to replace. A dead plant sits next to her computer. A coworker MICHAEL (32) approaches her. Michael: Hey Dee. D'Annedra: I'm not interested Michael. Michael: typically most women let me flirt with them before they shut me down. D'Annedra: I'm not most women. Maybe if you treated us as individuals rather than fuck-meat you'd get somewhere with one. Michael: Well Im here with you. D'Annedra: I'm paid to be here. You're a variable. Don't read much more into it. Michael: nice work with your plant, Dee. D'Annedra finally notices her dead plant. D'Annedra: Dammit. She picks up her garbage and slides the plant in the garbage. Michael: you know the pot is still usable. D'Annedra: for another dead plant? Stop talking to me before I file a sexual harassment suit against you. Michael raises his hands "i want nothing to do with that." Michael: you know friends aren't a bad thing sometimes Dee... D'Annedra: Im sure with a simple mind you think that often. Friends are things that find dramatic or apathetic ways to leave your life. And are emotional dead weight. Michael: ...Jezus...christ... Dee... Live a little. D'Annedra: law...suit.... Michael backs away for a second time and leaves. D'Annedra continues logging information into her computer. Int. - Gym. It's lonely. D'Annedra is on a treadmill. Her earphones are in and she's focused shutting out the world. Wakely, over dressed for the gym steps onto the treadmill next to D'Annedra. He smiles. She notices but doesn't acknowledge him. He starts the treadmill. It starts slowly. It's new to him and he enjoys the brisk walk. In vaudevillian style his walk is embellished. He smiles at D'Annedra, she doesn't notice. He starts increasing the treadmill. The speed becomes to much and he starts running. He grabs hold of the hand grips holding on for dear life. Widely: EXERCISE IS FUN!!! Int. - grocery store. D'Annedra is shopping for quick meal. She rounds a corner and Wakely is looking at the freshly made salads. He notices D'Annedra. Smiling, Wakely attempts to D'Annedra. She's cold and just grabs the salad ignoring him. Wakely: Hey, weren't you.... ... Not interested... in... anything? Caplin: Despite her ignorant exterior she notices everything. Wakely: Everything but her own sadness. Caplin: That's where you're wrong Wakely, she's more and more aware of it each day... And she know's it's killing her. Int. D'Annedra's apartment. It's clean and void of life. No plants. No pictures. No art. You'd wonder if anyone lived there at all. She opens up her salad and takes a bite. She eats. Barely finished the bite, she begins to cry. She wipes her tears away but continues to eat. Tears stream from her eyes. She's met her end. With anger and pain she walks over to a set of knives and drabs the largest. She wipes her face clean of tears that seem endless. She looks at the knife. Puts it back and takes a smaller one. She turns the cold on and places her arm under. ... She olds her arm near the knife. She cuts into her arm and light pours out. She wakes up in her car in the middle of traffic. A cop is banging on the driver's window. Cop: are you out of your damn mind?! D'Annedra: I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I--I... Cop: fell asleep in the middle of traffic?! Drive your damn car before I call someone who will. D'Annedra: I will. I will. I'm sorry. Int. - TOBER ELECTAL SYSTEMS INC. - D'Annedra's cubical. She sits. Nothing. Her eyes looks like she's ready to burst into tears. Wakely dressed as an old man he dusts around her cubical. D'Annedra: you can leave that. Wakely: Ooh don't mind me. D'Annedra speaks under her breath. D'Annedra: you're erasing the evidence I was ever alive. Oldman Wakely laughs. Oldman Wakely: well now. You don't believe that do you? Look at these photos of you with all these people. Those smiles mean something. She looks over to the other side of the room and see's Michael laughing with a couple coworkers. A tear trickles down her face. Oldman Wakely: oh my? Have I said something? She grabs her backpack and leaves the office. Her boss tries to talk to her Boss: D'Annedra? Where are you going... D'Annedra: I'm taking a leave of absence. Calvin. Ext. - park. D'Annedra eats a sandwich while watching a kid playing in a sandbox. The child smiles at her. This is the first time we've seen D'Annedra smile. This might be the first time she's smiled in years. Ext.- Hotdog stand. Wakely now looks tanned with dreads. He's serving up hotdogs. Tanned Wakely: hey! What'chu want? Guy 1: Sausage please. Tanned Wakely: 1 sausage. You're gonna get the best sausage! What'chu want? Woman 1: a veggie burger. Tanned Wakely: veggie burger? This burger is so fresh you'll think you're eating a venus-fly-trap. Kidding no animals died in the making of this burger. D'Annedra smiles again watching this new incarnation of Wakely. D'Annedra: Can I have a water? Tanned Wakely: What'chu wanna water for when I got everything you need for a meal. D'Annedra: I just want a water. Tanned Wakely: Let me toast it for you. Waving the water over his barbecue, he laughs, flips the water in the air and hands it to D'Annedra. Tanned Wakely: Kidding. Here. Free. D'Annedra: Don't. I'm going to pay your for the water. Tanned Wakely starts handing food to the people. Tanned Wakely: check the sign. The sign showing the prices of beverages and food shows "Water - Free" Tanned Wakely: why make someone pay for something we need? You need water? I got water. It's free. D'Annedra: you can't run a business like that. Tanned Wakely: don't tell me how to run my business. Tanned Wakely points to the guy eating a sausage. Tanned Wakely (continued): you like my business? Guy 1 with a mouth full of food. Guy 1: ...Yeah... Tanned Wakely: see. I have proactive consumers. You need to smile more. D'Annedra: look thanks for the water. I'm allowed to leave a tip. Here's three dollars. Tanned Wakely: you still have to pay it forward. Int. - D'Annedra's bathroom. Smoke fills a darkened bathroom. D'Annedra's face begins to show as light pours from her arm... She begins to yell. We zoom outward to show that Caplin and Wakely are watching D'Annedra's dreams. Caplin: you're almost in her life. Wakely: she's so distant. She's think her hurt is apathy. Caplin: with each character you bring into her life... The more special she'll assume she is. Keep at it Wakely. Wakely sits and thinks. Wakely: she does very little for other people. She needs to be selfless... Caplin: Easier said then done. She's hurt and doesn't want anyone to suffer when she leaves. Wakely: no kidding. Caplin: it's time for you to be her angel... Int. - D'Annedra's bathtub. We see D'Annedra's face simply floating in the water. As we slowly pan out we realize she's wearing cloths. Faint red clouds dance in the water changing the colour of the bathwater. Wakely dressed in a firefighter's uniform breaks down the door. Firefighter Wakely: D'Annedra!! Look at me! You're going to be okay. D'Annedra mumbles... To weak to cry. D'Annedra: let me die... Let me die. Int. - Ambulance - Wakely dressed as two different EMTs rushes D'Annedra to the hospital. One works on keeping her alive while the other drives. EMT Driver Wakely: how is she? EMT Worker Wakely: there's a lot of blood. You're going to be okay D'Annedra. You need to focus on my voice. Barely lucid, D'Annedra continues to say the same thing... D'Annedra: let... Me... Die. Please... Let... Me... Die... As the EMT Worker Wakely finishes his work his voice slowly being replaced with a high pitched hum... EMT Worker Wakely: focus on my voice. D'Annedra? My voice... My voice... Int. - Psyche ward. D'Annedra sits in her chair. Wakely sits across from her. He looks a little like age'd Einstein. Einstein Wakely: Vut do you feel? D'Annedra just stares forward and is numb. ... Einstein Wakely: D'Annedra? Vut do you feel? D'Annedra: ... Nothing. I don't feel anything. Einstein: you do feel, but you are putting up the blockers to keep you from acknowledging this. You are letting fear rule your life and worst of all you are letting apathy be it's guise. D'Annedra: ... I have nothing. I am nothing. Einstein Wakely: no, no, no... This is not true. You are the echo of the powerful voice you once where... But as you have lost... You never sought after something meaningful to replace it. The gravity waves you immerse are one's of hurt. And anger. D'Annedra: I never get angry. Einstein Wakely: your anger is an internal anger. Anger with God. D'Annedra: I'm an Atheist. I don't believe in God. Einstein Wakely: Good. So is God. He had an inferiority complex. D'Annedra laughs a little. Einstein Wakely: Vut? Of course it feels like there is no God. But he's present. You have adopted an ideology that is in response to people who have abused in his name. That is to test everyone's faith. The institution is wrong. But God is always right. D'Annedra: I ... Tried to kill myself. And you want to talk about something I don't think exists? Einstein Wakely: Just because you don't think it's there, doesn't mean you're assumption is right. Further more I would stay away from your logic, which is obviously flawed, our story is barely written and you already want to jump to the final chapter. D'Annedra, overcome with emotion finally lets go... And cries. Einstein Wakely: Ve are all important, D'Annedra. If you believe in God or not, that doesn't matter all of it is his. What's important is how you choose to live. What emotions do you choose to strive for. This is free will. This is why God too... Chooses to be an atheist. Because the joy of watching you overcome your struggles... Is something God could never do. God does it perfectly. Every time. Calculated with flaw or excitement, it is done perfectly. ... But you...? D'Annedra: I'm a wreck Einstein Wakely laughs. Einstein Wakely: Yes. And you live your life in such a way that God... Would envy you. D'Annedra: well the atheist in me enjoys that. Einstein Wakely: all of you should enjoy that. The universe is always listening. She wipes away her tears and smiles. (More to be written if someone wants to see this made into something...)