#Update: I picked up the boxes and they're not too heavy but the weight distribution is definitely clueing me in to something larger in size
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For my entire teenhood, my Christmas presents have consisted of exactly what I put on my list, nothing more, nothing less. Because I had mastered the art of budgeting out my own Christmas lists. Which, like, I love being surprised on Christmas, and that doesn't really happen anymore I guess. Except last year, my mum bought me the camera I had been saving up for, which was a total surprise and the best Christmas present like ever. Since then my mother has apparently been determined to make sure I'm surprised on Christmas morning. There are two large presents for me next to the Christmas tree, and I need y'all to know now, that they are definitely too big to be a camera strap or a cd. I'm sitting here staring at these large boxes, wondering what the hell is in them. Like the sizes of these boxes have to be some sort of decoy because they're like the size of a box TV and like idk a large crate. My only guesses would be some sort of doll furniture but I doubt that because my mom knows the reason I don't buy doll furniture for myself is because of space and not money. What the hell are in these boxes? And she keeps talking about 'youll be so surprised with some of your gifts' like yeah ma what the hell is in this giant box? I have the smallest room in the house this better fit in there.
#Anyway guesses for what's in the box?#(watch it be a box TV lmao I'm hilarious)#I hope it's a genuine leather NBA regulation basketball (joke/reference)#Watch it be my old box TV from the late 2000s-early 10s#Maybe a large stuffed animal?#Like a dragon or a deer?#Me as a kid: oh I'm so excited to see what I got for Christmas!#Me now: What the hell is in this box????????#I hope it's a car (I'm so fucking funny)#New guess is So I Married and Axe Murderer on dvd in an oversized box#It's the tickets to The Cranes Wives concert she bought me but in an oversized box#A gun??#In an oversized box#Five dollar.#All of my guesses at this point are 'something in an oversized box????'#A second discman. In an oversized-#A fifth copy of Heidi?#Update: I picked up the boxes and they're not too heavy but the weight distribution is definitely clueing me in to something larger in size#Final guess: large stuffed animal#aberdeen jack's precious little life
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